Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:58 No.18484 del

>>18483
>Tugging him along Lemy has a red face and is all loosy-goosey, except for one particular spot.
>”Be cool little dude, it’s just a pair of sevens.”
>”Those were only Sevens!”
>A big Harry biker hulk hogan looking guy came up to Luna dude was huge like he closed down two waffle houses huge.
>”Uh um excuse me.”
>Despite his size he was as bashful as a lamp, Luna chuckled and gave him a quick little punch in the shoulder.
>”No worries little big guy I won’t bite unless you ask nicely.”
>The man turned as red as a barn which considering his size people might mistake him for one.
>Uh my little lady just got your signature I was wondering, if you could uh also.
>Luna just grinned and dragged him to an undisclosed corner letting go of Lemmy’s hand.
>”Wait here for a sec little, dude.”
>Maybe it was because his head was still in the clouds but without thinking Lemmy followed his mom and I stanly regretted it.
>”Wow you’ll have to send me a picture of the matting signatures that’s a ten if I’ve ever seen one.”
>After seeing heaven, Lemmy felt as if he was dammed to hell, he saw in horror his mother signing that bikers hog.
>”Ugh.”
>Before saying anything Lemy just pukes.