I was in a woke teenage disney movie. I know, a nightmare.

There was singing and bad plot holes and ofc an old actor that they made dress like a drag queen and was walking my way as his hideous self was obviously in the script to interact with me, obviously not a teen but playing a teenager. I could only imagine what because I didn't read the whole script. But my lines were clearly leading to doing some kind of scene with this monster. As I was backing up the girl actress next to me said, "what are you doing, you're supposed to... blah blah" I didn't care I wasn't going to be a part of this spectacle.

I remembered fondly back when it was ok to hate tr.ansvestites and even worse tr.ans old med dressed up like a pagent quenn who threw up sparkles. I ran. I ran through all the anthro chibi characters by a pool and narrowly avoided Poison Ivy only she was non-binary and played by a dude. I ran past at least 4 villians trying to catch me and met up with other teenage boys who were also trying to escape but all the escape hatches were closing. I decided to heroically save a black boy and held back two villians.

There was an alternative ending but it was boring.

No cute girls but an older lady did have a crazy dress showing her full boobs and they were nice, but I couldn't concentrate on that because I had to get away.