In my head the scene is perfectly and permanently rendered in full HD.
On the eve of battle the loli demon commander stands on stage facing a legion of loli demon regiments and Tewi clone moon rabbit ground teams. The crisp, pre-dawn air bites at their rosy cheeks as the full moon approaches the horizon.
She smiles as she takes a deep breath and taps the microphone lightly causing a momentary echo accross the airfield.
Without hesitation she points to the eastern horizon at the gentle grey orb.
The legion turns toward the calming blue light with a clearly divided reverence and loathing among the respective troops. Half of them have no idea what's about to happen.
"BEHOLD!" The commander's voice rings out, saturating the amplifiers in a cacophony of grating high frequency squelches.
She pushes a small button and shines a laser pen toward the western horizon.
"Peeewww." She says with a giggle and in just over a second the moon is ripped asunder by trillions of nuclear blasts rigged to detonate simultaneously, and amid this light show brighter than a hundred suns, gravity waves ripple through Earth with an eerie uneasiness felt across the planet.
