>>1325

>guess I have cooties

Maybe you're gay? Seriously even Captain came to that conclusion after starting tulpamancy.

>get to plow her guts out and sow my oats, best sex 10/10

In dreams? Heck yeah.

>Do hypersex essence girlfriend make up for bad mommy?

Good point, you're on to something here for me especially.

Yeah I talked to M&M and Misha and I were compared to them by Lumi from .info because Misha was so chipper.

Wth is a Chobits? Don't answer that.