>>1383

That's a fun one.

I found myself in the valet parking area in front of the hotel I stayed at this spring. There was a lot of cars coming very close to hitting my car. I got in to move it and of course I had no control and started rolling backwards with no brakes. I narrowly avoided a white 80's BMW and then stopped but there was a randomly ethnic cop girl there and she wanted to write me a ticket but I sucked up to her and said "you have such a beautiful smile". She forgot she was writing a ticket and chased after someone else.