Attended a corporate dinner but everyone was college age. The hottest coworker, hot brunette ofc, was bending over the table, barking orders and her boob falls out. I get a front seat view and was going to tell her but she realized and so I turn my head away so she thinks I didn't see.
Next scene, I'm on a date with this girl on a cruise and my bestie is there holding a painting immortalizing the nip slip. She gets an offer for the painting by some stuart and my date is now the painting. I say "whoever can only borrow it until 7" they agree and take the painting. Now I'm with said 9-yr-old and we go around the cruise ship wreaking havok, tearing down wallpaper and breaking wall sconces. Then we crash a dinner and eat.
