I was in the market for a car and cars were hard to come by so I was going to see a used car by appointment. It was literally the only one for sale at a dealer and it was owned by the saleswoman.

It was a BMW V10-11i Personal. It was full electric drive, no direct connection to the engine but with a V10 as just a generator? Sounds dumb already. It looked cool though. IT sounded really weird, like a very odd bell sound I can't describe because I never heard that sound before.

Then at the dealer they had 4-5 Mongoloids and one had a dead fish on a leash like a pet, dragging it around. My disgust was peeked. I'm with the Icelanders, they shouldn't exist.

I asked the saleswoman, "would you keep it if you could work on it yourself?" Then I woke up.

BMWs in America aren't the same as the ones in Germany, ours are thought of as elite cars, they're extremely expensive to maintain, notoriously unreliable, not especially fast or luxurious to drive but they're a P car for sure. At least before they had every number on the line. A M3 or M5 were the go to cars for high end. I found them to be fragile but they do look good. I wouldn't get a V10 and certainly not an electric model.