I was friends with two people, living in Japan, a lovely young girl and an average middle-aged man with glasses and a 9-5 job wearing a blue collar shirt and black tie.

He followed her around like a simp and she teased him often. She told him if he won a race with her through the city she'd date him.

He lost of course, she rode an impossibly fast motorcycle and had a lot of skill, he was a loser, I'm not even sure he had a vehicle.

When they returned I asked him if he loved her and this is what he said, "I hate her and I love her, but not a pure love huehoha but a lustful love huekoku. You see I hate her, I would give her a golden year, have my way with her and then dump her." All in a thick Japaneese accent.

The dream pans back to her and she looks very disappointed with grey streaks in her hair and she's old and alone.

Like any thot and her simp, it could never work and she'll always be chasing Chad but even if she chose him, in the end she'll be old and alone either way.

The words Houhoha was like Aloha and Houkoku were very clear but they're entirely made up. Houkoku actually means informing or reporting, Houhoha isn't a word. The colloquialism "golden year" is similar to "golden week" and he might have meant he'd basically have a year lonf holliday with her, like a honeymoon but then when it ends he'd leave.