>>1829
>I just want to help you exercise and force by giving you scenarios for your headmates
>human form
>No RPG, no metal blades
>Tools are ok as long as they're legal
You understand any form of self-defense is illegal here and would lead to way worse consequences than having your car taken, yes?
So all I could legally do is give the carjacker an extra tip from my wallet to atone for colonialism, let down my pants and bend over.

No thx, reality sucks. I'd rather grow them cobwebs