Don't be such a party pooper and think outide the box a bit. None of your tuppers want to go anywhere?

Go to Antarctica to collect meteorites or fossils from the enternal ice and haul them to the nearest research station

Go on a pilgrimage and circle the holy Mount Kailash in Tibet, prostrating yourself flat onto the ground after each step as an act of devotion

Re-enact Thor Heyerdahl's Kon-Tiki expedition of 1947 and cross the Pacific ocean in a balsa raft from South America to Polynesia.

The world is huge and mostly devoid of ghastly humans. You just gotta be a bit more creative than going to amusement parks or Vegas.