>>3242
I forgot something important and hilariously silly!
There was a documentary about the hypothetical stand-off granny vs. tupper.

Alice had a samurai sword while the granny only held one of the discarded wooden food skewers. Still it was depicted as a relatively balanced situation and the simulation showed in slow motion how and where the granny could poke Alice with the skewer. Even while dreaming I realized attacking someone holding a samurai sword with a wooden food skewer was insane, let alone my tupper who is virtually invulnerable to any sort of physical attack and has zero inhibitions when it comes to chopping people to pieces. But it all sounded very convincing.
I love my documentary dreams, they're so fucking insane yet come off as dead serious.