Alice 05/11/2024 (Sat) 12:14 No.4250 del
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>You notice the coins that had been stored in Alice's body look a little less crisp. Then you notice a delightful golden sheen to Alice's skin in the sunlight.
>Coins are best kept in purses, Alice will dissolve 10% of the weight of the coins she stowes in her body per day.
Aw come on, don't be a dick!
The lolibank was such a splendid and fun idea, you just want a way to get our hard-owned money stolen!

>store money in purse
>per day 10% is stolen, lost or teleported away by edgy bards
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Also seriously, I gave Yulya the silver and copper coins back on purpose so you wouldn't whine about corrosion. But there is simply no way my puny liquid self can corrode cold coins. Do you know how hard it is to dissolve gold? It's one of the most durable things ever and insoluble in acids aside from aqua regia (HNO3 + 3 HCl). I don't want concentrated nitric and hydrochloric acid in my body, it's not a good mixture.

Also have you thought this through? It's not that one gold coin disappears sooner or later (or does it turn into silver/copper change?), realistically all gold coins would lose weight and thus stop holding their legal value. We'd have to have all those coins reminted.

So pls no, be a nice DM and leave me the option to store gold. I won't store any corrodible objects inside my body for more than a very short time or they will suffer damage.You can give me some penalty if it's a huge amount of gold, I'm not fond of having that inside me either. But 100 gp should be fine. Is this a fair compromise?
Pleeease?