lmao
US general Chris Donahue the commanding general of united states army europe and africa and commander of allied land command said NATO could take Kaliningrad "in a timeframe that is unheard of and faster than we’ve ever been able to do."
with ground forces from Polan and Lithuania ofc
https://kyivindependent.com/why-a-us-generals-kaliningrad-threat-to-russia-is-so-significant-07-2025/

pls do it that would be hilarious!!i will personally come and help

map included for no-geography beras
red is russian enclave Kaliningrad sandwiched between Lithuania and Poland. black dots are where Bernd is in Munich and me in Vilnius