Damg, a long and mostly boring dream.

I was married to a realtor and she was dumb or a troll, annoying in any case. She put our beautiful house up for sale and wouldn't tell me how much it would sell for. We bought a shit hole in the ghetto that we had previously owned for 301k but it was in need of a flip which was up to me to do. When we owned it (at some point apparently 20 years before) it had a beautiful garden, fruit trees and prise roses that I apparently meticulously took care of. But now it just had two elderly diseased peach trees with fruit fly infested fruit and dead patchy grass everywhere. The garage was like an old barn, black stained wood from numerous roof leaks etc. The inside was awful, picture a single wide trailer with really bad plaster-work, poorly maintained everything, huge gaps in the wall-ceiling joints, structural issues, but nothing I couldn't fix.

It was Sunday and the good house was going to show Monday but all my stuff was in there. I needed to go get it all out minus furniture because otherwise everyone who toured it would take everything with their stupid sticky hands, but instead of taking my truck I took an old beach cruiser bicycle I used to own with one speed and nothing but my pockets to carry anything.

I get there, take 2500 cash and nothing else and go to an old department store to buy lawn furniture for staging but first I can't find the store because there was so much construction over 20 years and I get lost but eventually find it and realize I can't carry anything and didn't get my stuff.

Then I find a wallet with 250 in it, I counted it all, and a check for 100. I tell an outdoor burista "if someone comes looking for this, tell them I gave it to a cashier in the department store." She agrees.

That's when I saw my wife and tried to get from her how much she'd sell our house for but she says something stupid like 250k and I ask again and she's woman-splaining something rediculous and then mentions a different realtor is listing it and he wouldn't say.

It was mostly annoying.