I was at an airport and there was a lot of military personnel. They were chill, too chill. A young female soldier hung her assault rifle on a hook on the wall and just left. I told her she can't just leave her rifle at an airport like this but she was like 'yeah whatever' and was off. So I ended up looking after the rifle but didn't know what to do with it. No one wanted to take it. It had no mag attached (see bottom) but still. Also it was an unidentifiable mixture of different guns and had an olive green coating which was odd. I ran into some higher ranking officer who said the security situation was currently excellent so no need to worry. Meanwhile the staff at the baggage xray machines took everything out of peoples suitcases, washed it and put it back. Why - we just don't know. It was time for me to board my flight but how with an assault rifle in my hand? Alice finally stepped in and shoved the rifle at some soldier who had no option but to take it. Problem solved by force as always. Bonus for no casualties.

This dream was part of the 'I find myself on the street with a rifle and don't know what to do with it' series. I only realized the irony of the female German soldier without mag in her rifle long after I woke up, pic related.