My nap dreams are the real deal. Sorry this is another unbelievable sex dream. I get these at least once a week.

So Snape was there and had Hermione Granger in chains but from like HP 1 so she was really way too young. He said, "you will (basically have sex)" but I forgot the term he used, "or be imprisoned in Azkaban for eternity."

I somehow knew he meant for her to secs me but even dream me knew she was too young.

Then very oddly Ashley and Joy were there and Joy said she would be playing the roll of Hermione. I was like... wait, but that's still not right. Joy then put on a Hermione costume. But by now the real Hermione was nude but she was much older and had boobs that were nice sized and perfect, def not realistic bc real actress of HG has awful tiddies. Anyway, I still didn't want to go for it because dream logic, but I felt I was making a moral decision.

Then I did it anyway and somehow Ashley finds this dream hillarious. Def not Joy in a costume, she's nearly flat too, but you know.

HG really isn't attractive to me. I couldn't find a single good picture of her.

Interesting fact, Joy's real name is Janice Grainger which is close to Granger right? Obvious choice for substitution but I'm just not interested in kids or even teens, they look like puppies to me and I'm not into animals either.