I dreampt I released some of my novels, like 10 of them on Amazon and they got zero sales. Then the apocalypse hit and I released one last one, something about survival but with Ashley on the cover wearing Vietnam era sleeveless army gear and carrying a big rifle.

So as a nuke dropped to the north, I was browsing Amazon and the sales of my book were going up by 10's per second and the others were selling slowly and getting comments like, "wtf is thus garbage?" I read some of the free preview and yep the writing sounded like some kind of bad AI.

I then ran around and another nuke dropped closer. With no water to dunk in I got the full radiation dose and I knew I'd probably die. But damn that Ashley looked hot af. Worth dying for 10/10.