WE HAVE SPLIT FROM THE HERETICS AT /ATHEISM/ WHERE THE TEACHINGS OF ATHEISTS HAVE BECOME CORRUPTED FOR THEY WORSHIP THE FALSE PROPHET RICHARD DAWKINS. AFTER YEARS OF PERSECUTION, CROSSING THE SALTON SEA, AND WANDERING THROUGH THE DESERT OF NEVADA, WE HAVE OBTAINED A DEED TO THE PROMISED LAND. IT CAME TO PASS JUST AS FORTOLD BY CARL SAGAN' S DREAMS.

THIS IS A HOME FOR THE ATHEISTS OPPRESSED BY REDDIT ATHEISTS, WHERE WE CAN STUDY THE TEACHINGS OF "TRUE ATHEISM" UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF OUR ENLIGHTENED GURU SAM HARRIS.

YOU CAN BUY HIS LIFE CHANGING PODCASTS AND MEDITATION APP FOR ONLY $50 A MONTH AT SAMHARRIS.ORG (THIS SPECIAl OFFER CAN'T LAST, HURRY BEFORE HE SELLS OUT.)

<(POST BANNERS HERE THAT WILL PROMOTE THE GLORIOUS CAUSE OF "TRUEATHEISM".)