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We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email

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Post Mellenial Culture

What impact will YouTube and similar social media websites have on the next generation? The one that comes after the millennial, the ones raised on this?

> 18 Million subscribers
> 10 Million views
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a good thread

there are no good threads
so i decided to make one
this is a good thread

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Why doesn't 4chan allow nude lolis? Why do people who call themselves real weebs accept that status quo? They are pussies and only real otaku like lolis because its an aquired taste from years of watching anime.
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PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY VIDEOS

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Japanese shorthand

you know that mystery kanji in the 3rd line?
it says 邪魔くさい

You wouod think Japs would use shorthand more often. Writing 魔法使い for sorcerer is a pain in the ass. I never learned this until now because they hardly use shorthand when they type.

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ego so evil haha

jst gt rlesed from jail fck dat shit!! bck on m shit agn
fuck da opps
so haha im gnna shoot up le mall in montreal
dey dnt tink im gnna do it cuz dey tink smnone els ws impersntin me tbh
bt ya contining da fuckery
fllw me on twit @egomackey
gnna fnsh what i was talm bout

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What do?

Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?

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/b/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeF-4wR4PgQ [Embed]

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approachable hardware

>"you can now use just a single feature to occupy them all!"
Fuck you Steve Jobs, I'm glad you're dead and too bad it wasn't sooner.
Happy 10th anniversary to iPhone.

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Endchan need more random shit

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Just got Tor

Recommend me some onion links pls.

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Is Anonymous Dead?

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contemporary epistemology thread

brother makes a good point

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Louis CKed

They will never stop. Get REKT breeders.

They are coming after every rich and powerful man that gets in the way. Hide your dicks the feminist reign of power is here.

Every woman you have been the least intimate with is a ticking time bomb to destroy your life.

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Imageboard administrators always end up being shit...

Have any of you anons observed and studied this strange phenomena?
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Sam's Club Membership Card is a fasuian deal

I wish people would stop supporting Sam's club. They're owned by mother fucking Walmart, the company that can't pay their employees, and that poisons the third world, and that destroys hundreds of small towns and downtowns in America while causing countless Americans to kill themselves. The older generation are always tempted to buy a membership card because they're more greedy than they are ethical.

Support Costco at least. They pay their employees well above average and give them stock options and rewards for doing good service or for being loyal. They have a recycling program that's superior to most American companies, and they're basically a more progressive company as far as economics go.

With Walmart you're literally supporting the richest of the white Jews in this country. Their family is the richest in the world, and doesn't care about anyone, or anything except becoming even richer. Don't get a membership card with the devil.

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Remake of a really old thread

>Has the political arena become liberals vs libertarians? Specifically regarding sexual liberation? As someone who passively followed Gamergate back in 2015, and finally coming to my own conclusions on the matter, it just seems so odd that both the left and right argue for the same points and yet none of them realize it. What specifically bothers me is how both sides are sexually deviant and yet neither realizes this as well. I hate the fact that you have supposed "facists" and "National Socialists" on both 8chan and 4chan promoting sexual imagery (i.e. Anime girls) just to "get back at the SJWS". To me it seems as if the vast majority are simply ex liberals and libertarians masquerading as National Socialists and so forth. These people along with skinheads and white nationalists further dilute the message and tenets of National Socialism and make those who devote themselves to the ideology look like a joke. And when you point out their hypocrisy they rebut with "go home /leftpol/" or "you're an sjw". Is it even possible to salvage these people?

I would say of course not, because only a liberal larper would even wish to "salvage" anyone with this poor of an understanding on national socialism. The content of the insult is entirely ineffective towards national socialism, because social justice and making a stand for it is already part of the NS agenda, it's nothing more than an even less effective slander towards the ideology than "nazi", because it's the exact same insult but said with lesser backbone put into it. Using it is just an embarrassing capitulation to ideologies against national socialism, that paints you basically the right-wing equivalent of a cuck feminist "ally" without the presence even to call yourself a legitimate proponent. Such people are like oil that only makes a point out of how impossible it is for it to mix with the water of national socialism.

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Try some tasty North Korean food

It's cornmeal mixed with water, miners like it because it requires no baking.

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>Minimum wage in Australia is $18.29.
>Minimum wage in USA is $7.25 per hour.
>Conservatives have fought a wage increase for years, and say the economy would explode if you increased it to $15 an hour.

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https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1244549952
There's a woman in Japan who thinks she knows the day when people will die and wants help because she doesn't want to know the day when people will die.

She sounds lonely. Why don't you be her friend?

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>you will never get to experience true orgasmic pleasure of a woman being gang raped by vibrators.

Why live?
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Join my discord

https://discord.gg/JeBxq7
Join the Border Patrol today

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help me i need a deviantart password hack

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Vegggieeeessss

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rozelli
rozelli
pls respond

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Asuka a shit and also a pee

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Absolutely despicable.
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AJ Mendez Audiobook

Anyone got a download link for her audiobook "Crazy is my superpower"? please, thanks

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Better Writing For All!

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welcome to the new board: holy atheism

Richard Dawkins is a heretic and Sam Harris is a wingnut bigot. We can only trust in Dennis Dennett now to free our minds.
>>>/holyatheism/

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Women Donate, Men Receive: The Lopsided Truth About Organ Donations

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movies and shit

Freddy and Jason fit together so well I'm kind of hoping they would be combined with a couple of other characters into a new IP that's something like the expanded Stephen King universe. Not as an event like Freddy vs. Jason or The Monster Squad but just rob the graves of these characters and build a bit of an unifying mythos and consistent rules around their powers.

The thing is don't really give that much of a shit about seeing the next events of this or that character, I just find the world building interesting if ever a company bothers to actually build any of it. Kinda mediocre movies like Underworld or Pacific Rim go for a long way just because they're at least a bit more of a story than an excuse to string together a few cool looking action scenes. Yeah I guess what I mean is that if they can build upon werewolves and vampires like in Underworld, I could find it interesting if they built upon weird, pseudo-real-but-pseudo-dreamlike conceptual slasher monsters that aren't as run-of-the-mill as just... vaaampires all over again for the millionth time.

I guess that's the cahrm of Resident Evil movies, that they actaully did something around the idea of zombies instead of just the same old outbreak. For all the shit they get for being untrue to the source material, the fact is I already played the games, and you'd expect if you make a movie you make it for the movie audience and not for the game audience.

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Seattle

I'm in Washington state visiting poor religious nutcases and I'm already bored talking to them. What else should I see? Going to Seattle later, heard the gay and black neighborhoods are being driven out by white programmers from Amazon and so I might visit the liberal capital district while it still exists. Heard they have a club with glory holes. Other than that I have a week free for the shitposting.

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THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT AMERICANS HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO APPRECIATE.

JEANS WERE A MISTAKE.

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Africa has the best culture!

>African food is traditionally eaten with the hands. You must take fermented dough balls, make a hole in the dough, and dip them in soup to eat the soup because they never invented eating utensils like the Chinese or Europeans. Everyone dips their hands in the same soup and then licks their hands clean.

>Africans have determined the custom of not using sanitized eating utensils has let Africans develop stronger resistance to bacteria so they can be healthier and live longer than the white men. (We have so much to learn from this noble and advanced culture.)

>Africans have resisted the calls to use eating utensials, because they value tradition and know sanitation is a Trojan horse that would lead to colonial imperialism destroying another part of their African heritage.


Have you even eaten African? You can't call yourself a refined gentleman until you have got your hands dirty in African soup.

More of these people keep coming and we have to make them feel welcome. So from now on I'm going to start eating all food with my hands, from pasta to ice cream because I Don't want to be closed-minded.

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onahole discussion

I have to have to use soft ones because I was circumcised by Jew lovers. harder ones are uncomfortable right before the orgasm and I have to slow down my thrusts or stop moving stirring ejaculation, unlike with soft ones.

which onaholes do you use?

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I think my bottle of Listerine was trying to seduce me

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Dysnomia gave us captcha on 4chan. What do we do now?

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love

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJa9IWkfXSw [Embed]
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Roast me

You can't make me cry

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halloween spirit is gone

>but 5 bags of recess pieces
>waste 2 hours putting out a manequin in a tree with a wig and perfecting the lighting so so it looks like a suicidal ghost has popped out
>also tried to make a bloody leg handing from my car trunk realistic

All of this tradition was lost because Christians decided to send their kids to church on Halloween. Fuck them.

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Compound words let Germans say things no one else can

Console me, /b/. I'm feeling a foreboding sense of hitlertseinkeinefehlermache, and I'm beside myself on what to do about it.

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Is there anything more manly than wearing stripped socks, programming, watching anime and using a pink vibrator, all at the same time? Because I don't think there is.
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I know Nextchan is practically dead now, but if anyone wishes to make an actual /b/ board, feel free to:
https://nextchan.org/
(The current one is /B/ because the boards are case-sensitive for some reason)

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Jeanette

Is she a cutie?

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>There can be no restful sleep once you have gazed into the uncanny valley of the kigurumi. Only nights of terrible nightmares await any souls unfortunate enough to meet one of these monsters in the flesh.

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How hard is it to learn French and remember it? Am thinking about trying it, but nobody speaks French where I live.

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Retarded corporations and manufacturers market specifically to the idiots who only acknowledge the appearance of a product and how it is to be perceived by others and disregard those savvy individuals who conduct research and acknowledge the fine details of a product before purchasing said product.

This especially applies to:
>Headphones
>Laptops and computers
>Automobiles
>Clothing
>Means of Storage (Backpacks, Etcetera)

It is close to fucking impossible to learn about cars unless you are a mechanic. I am going to end up spending months looking for the best car my money can buy to suit my needs because manufacturers don't tell you anything about the alloys/metals used in the engine, the small measurements, positioning of various components that might restrict airflow or result in excessive heat, etcetera.
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The best women are sluts.

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heinous war crimes

So I read up on backgrounds for Dunkirk for the film and learned that those awful Nazis in a very evil way prolonged the war by offering France and Britain some peace proposals around that time while the Nazis were winning. This caused many deaths and should never be done.
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new webm thread?

old thread
>>6519
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armpit

i dont even know
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How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl’s clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You’re all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you’d get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you’d run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,“You came so much inside of me”, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

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Operating hours

I'm in a small city and all the restraints and shops close st 5 PM even if they opened at 7 AM. How can they be this retarded? Change your operating hours to 8 PM, or even 6 PM so we have a chance to buy your stuff when we the entire working world gets off at 5. It's like they don't want to make a lot more money.

Bakery was closed five mins before 5, and even some of the hotels close at 8 PM for some reason. Are they communists?

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a grand goof

Is it possible to seek permits to a bunch of rallies, publicize each of them widely but separately and then discreetly cancel at the last minute, so there's only going to be Antifa there peacefully protesting events that already aren't taking place?
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Продолжаем вскрывать заговор педофилов на гойтубе.

Продолжаем вскрывать заговор педофилов на гойтубе.
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wheres >>>13333

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banned from cuckchan

We all know most of the anons here were banned from cuckchan, greentext what you did.
>finds CP on google
>shocked.gif
>asks 4chans /b of opinions if it is cp
>doesn't provide source just how to find
>great discussion
>banned for posting CP
>mfw
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Why does everyone hate free speech? Why are the people that love free speech at such a huge minority?
Fuck this gay earth

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neat thing

getmosh.io
site that adds glitch effects in .gif format
neat thing

ube imagibation :DD

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So, holocaust denial and neo-nazism is quite the fad with the /pol/ crowd. I must say, as long as most of the evidence isn't completely faked or shopped it's pretty convincing. The problem with a lot of it is you really have no way of knowing. Most of the German soldiers probably got killed one or the other and there's a growing survivor population that swears up and down that they're inventing new ways to torture to this day.

One thing I wonder about is specifically is, Zyklon B. Most deniers will say, "oh man that shit isn't even poisonous" which makes me curious as to why doesn't some one who honest to god believes that just gas the shit out of himself and stream it. Might even get away with having it stream on youtube or facebook if you tried to pull it off as a magic trick. Then at the end you say:
>wanna know how I pulled it off
>THE HOLOCAUST IS A HOAX
You could have everything documented. Have a verified chemist give empirical proof that the substance is in fact Zyklon B the same what killed them jews and more or less disprove the gas chambers with no historical leg work.
The thing is the subject would have to one hundred percent agree and believe that the holocaust is one hundred percent fabricated or else he would pussy out.
Thoughts?
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Hi, I am from 8chan

8chan's /b/ is shit, /tech/ became /pol/ and Tor posting broke days ago, so I migrated here.
I am now officially a migrant! Yay!

Where did you came from?

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Can't believe how many Americans are stuff enough to actually believe pizzagate is real.
https://youtu.be/tvUMCOWrTgA

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OK, THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

So, this was posted on a indian(country) fb page , when some crook radical nationalists gone ape-shit
on this and report and banned and removed that post.
For first i'm gonna say, THIS IS NOT OFFENSIVE. you know ,what is offensive?
making a meme written "duchebag" on the subject. that's offensive !!
you maniacs!! there are plenty of anti-creativity
knucklehead slaves out there who have been brainwashed by their master leader figures, who are
non-human controlfreak haters and doesn't understand a simple humor. they think they will use
national heroes for their good awesome mass-murdering and hatin' business.
and that's not gonna happen, we the free people won't let it happen in THE INTERNET atleast.
Internet is the prime place for freedom of speech and human rights.
we don't try to control and decide who's gonna have rights to use internet.
So, hereby request if you can ,flood the internet with this meme for the sake of freedom.
everyone has right to express themselves unless they're physically hurting other people.
i want it to be featured on even 9gag...i know it's gay now... but still.
you can make it happen bruhs! cheers.
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What can we do to remove a sacred taboo, and make discussing religion acceptable? Religion doesn't deserve a special level of respect any more than politics, but there are many sites which refuse to allow it.

European sites in particular hate to allow religious debates, even if they're run by atheists, and I find that terrifying. I will post two pictures with examples.
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>>13383
But even the 4chan's /lgbt/ board is mostly Christian posters these days, and they're the most likely group of males to reject religion. Not sure if we've always been this stupid or if the chans picked up religion as we became more mainstream. /pol/'s slide towards the right might have helped attract the religious conservatives too.
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Help an Anon

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Why is this place better than mewch?

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Would you trust a sex doll made in china? They are cheaper. I bet the Japanese sex dolls are largely outsourced to China by now anyway.
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greentext moments of absolute humiliation

>Always given a baby to hold in this reoccurring dream.
>I have this dream every few years or so.
>The baby is fragile and always dies by turning grey or transparent.
>One time I was playing with it with plastic toys and a little shaker toy that beeped when you poked the baby.
>I would poke its tummy with the toy and it would laugh like a youtube video.
>I decide to touch its nose to make it laugh.
>There is a huge dent in the babies face and its immediately dead.
>Traumatized by these dreams I always am very nervous when holding babies in real life.
>The last time I held a co-workers baby I was so elated that it was not a dream I said in a baby voice "Your not gonna die"
>So frazzled by saying that out loud I try to explain the dreams I have.
>I am rushing when discussing it so it sounds like I dream or aspire to harm infants.
>Its still hectic that woman was a friend of mine now I eventually explained how it was nightmares not dreams.

>

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i got a new camera

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Good charities

Are there any good charities I can donate my used car to? It has a mechanical problem that I don't want to fix since I have two cars, but it still runs and it would cost less to fix than to but a comparable car. Kars4kids (Kars4Jews) ads are bogus and it mainly helps Jewish kids in New York. Folks have been trying to get me to donate it to a church or the poor people there, and I was tempted, but there is no way in I'm giving their evangelical network any more influence. If there were a secular charity I might do it.

I don't want to support any non-profit or charity where the management gets 1 million dollar salaries or is corrupt as fuck.

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cuntbooru

i cant acess cuntbooru.moe due to to many redirects, do you guys have the same problem?
is there a fix to this issue?
are there other sites similar to cuntbooru.moe?

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I hope you're looking forward to nothing but a hundred Hollywood remakes for five years. don't call it a grave, you choose this.
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls052091214/?start=1&view=detail&sort=listorian:asc

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Hi endchan I'm rozelli

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Whats the new place?

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Mods trying to beg for money.

Seriously, what the fuck. Pic related.

So is this going to just be like 4chan and 8chan now?

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I don't know where to share this.

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👍

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How to avoid crazy people in parks

What do you do when Mexicans sitting ariund parks look at you and are like, "Yo dawg" and if you say "Hello and turn away to ignore them they keep calling out to you, "dawg, dawg, hey, hey!" They must either be thugs or bums and there are getting to be more of them. A few days ago I was almost ran over when a muscular mexican on a bicycle suddenly barreled into the parking lot with a cop car in hot pursuit behind it, (the cop got close behind him and threatened to hit him with the car right before the Mexican stopped and was handcuffed.

Before the recession there weren't many crazy people or bums living around here, and maybe I need to move. It sucks, I was finally getting comfortable with this place. Now it looks like I can't even safely enjoy my walks through the city any longer.
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So is this place the new 8chan of 4chan (only this time it's Endchan of 8chan)? I'm just an oldfag from 8chan who wants his old /b/ back.
Where did everyone go after the Jim administration took over? This can't be the only place.

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Safe spaces

Seattle's police department tells businesses to put little stickers on the Windows that show they're LGBT safe spaces. I have no qualms with the LGBT people, but I don't understand what safe spaces are or why we need them. It just sounds like identity politics bullshit and an excuse not to have your views ever questioned, or to question the views of others, by a generation that has lost its grit and which fears any form of confrontation. Enlighten me as to why we need them.

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Daily reminder
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Gas the Boomers. Generation war NOW.

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Charging for ice

>price will double for drinks without ice

Why are Thais so stingy? So I guess at this cafe 7-up, Thai milk tea,or even hot tea without ice is $2 more, LOL.

These places often full the drink with nothing but ice too.

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>just an illustration of that feeling of being forever stuck and unable to move forward in life
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WHY IS THIS BOARD SO SLOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cool, I am near a city where Aron Ra is going to come visit my area in a couple months. I really should go to my first skepticon. Wonder what to expect?

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How can I fast, cheap and painless die / commit suicide / end living?

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毎日日本語

これから私は日本語だけ使う。 習った日本語をもう忘れているから、イメージボードで毎日頑張るよ。 醜い英語をやめて、栄光の言葉を使い方がいい。

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I won't marry a girl unless she let's me replace her wedding ring with a dog collar. I will give it to her at the wedding ceremony.

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STOP WATCHING PORN

I'm probably only going to find fuckboys here, but this chat is for self improvement/social skills/health for those inclined

https://discord.gg/mAhA8z

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>mfw I've dropped so many redpills backed up with statistics via my youtube account through multiple comments sections, that my comments are now in a limited state

Should I make a new account and continue dropping red pills via a proxy, or should I move on to bitchute?

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sadece ölüler görür.

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i beg you

Please recommend me some awesome eurotrance and power metal songs being played well with wacky instruments like marimbas and ukuleles.

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south park jewlt-right triggering slider

oh boy

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Telegcrack

Hi, anon! I create the search engine: https://telegcrack.com/

for search in Durov's TelegraPh media service.

Now it slow, but in future it will be better!

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New board for true atheists

>>>/TRUEATHEISM/

If you follow Dawkins you are not a true atheist. We will reform atheism, and always honor freespeech- except if you are not a follower of Sam Harris, because there is no way to not follow him and still be a "True-Atheist."

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philosophy general

What would be the correct thing to do to those 100 copies of Jack White's second ever recorded single that he hid during his upholstery gig at 15? I mean and not to be massive cuck about it. It's not very rock'n'roll to look after some shitty kid's records just for the prestige value, but if information should be free not like free beer but like free speech I think they at least deserve better than Shia LeBeauf's art projects that got hunted down with inpunity. At least two people are already hoarding the ones they got like cancerous NES game collectors.

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so when are we doing raids again

Let's get /b/ back to its former glory!!!

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How trust worthy is he, im guessing very since he keeps a low profile calls out jews and masonniggers, and knows how most people (unless they truly follow The Lord) cant be trusted
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Just saw a thread on /dep/ for wizardchan getting locked. It was a new thread with a guy saying he had friends betray him. Sure half of the people showed support and the like, but there was a significant half who got autistic as fuck about the "no friends" rule and locked the thread.

So yeah, wizardchan is a gigantic ecochamber for the most pathetic of NEETs. Aside from the OP's post two posts interested me, ones talking about cousins. If it was one of you guys could you share your experiences of having your cousins turn into empty head normalfaggots?
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No taro

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintarō
So basically the Japs mixed super strong Hercales with the wild boy from Jungle Book to make this hero. Surprised haven't heard of him sooner, Fate GO is expanding my knowledge of mythology.

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I wanted to cut off my foot pad to eat it but turns out scalping your own foot is difficult so thats all i have
What should i do with it?

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What other obscure chans have good boards that aren't dead?

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SIMP Thread

Daily reminder that women aren't important
They are a henderance in your path to success. Stop making women a priority, become rich and make sure you don't get married to a women nor make her pregnant. They care only about themselves and will take your money. Women are attention whores, so stop giving them what they want so easily, make them work for it. Women like a challenge, so stop being a nice guy, be a dickhead. That means fuck em and dump, don't get feelings for them, and stop talking to them so often. I hope you fellas enjoy your life. And remember to put your happiness before anything else.

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☠️

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Adam fucks up everything

F.Y.I.

Thinking you're proving somebody wrong is just you reframing the argument around the things you dogmatically disagree about. Let's say somebody says 'sky is the empty space from here upwards'. You "prove him wrong" saying 'no, sky is entirely above us'. He retorts with all the facts we know about atmospheric layers, oxygen, light, you name it. You prceed to say 'then why aren't we all just wallowing in the blueness that sky is made up of?'

Being proven wrong doesn't trigger the pain part in our brain, being stared in the face while being completely fucking obtuse does. Actually being proven wrong, mathematically and in terms you understand and agree about, is fucking great, although only shitheads would call it "being proven wrong". That's why the sentence is usually left over to be used by people who haven't proven a single damn thing, just regurgitated an often fallacious conclusion without going over any of the data.

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MFW People Are Still On Endchan

Why? What's here for you?

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Are you happy with yourself? Or are you struggling and being anxious about the future?

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What kind of retard makes the common vowel "o" take seven strokes in Hindi? ओ
Greek = 1 stroke, best alphabet. Takes Indians three times as long to write anything.

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Parents are monitoring my Internet traffic, there using Wireshark for sure might even have bugged my phone, can I legally do anything about this?

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oathbreaker dump

Here you can find every oathbreakers

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Who is Dennis Dennyboy?

I love how Dennis Denett has almost no retweets unlike Harris same Dawkins. He is the most forgotten member of the 4 horsemen. Hitch gets more attention and he's dead, but he's treated like martyr Jesus now. (Too bad about that because all 4 would have opposed Trump via tweets.)
https://mobile.twitter.com/danieldennett
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>the Teumessian fox,[1] or Cadmean vixen, was a gigantic fox that was destined never to be caught.

>Creon, the then Regent of Thebes, set Amphitryon the impossible task of destroying this beast. He discovered an apparently perfect solution to the problem by fetching the magical dog Laelaps, who was destined to catch everything it chased, to catch the Teumessian fox. Zeus, faced with an inevitable contradiction due to the paradoxical nature of their mutually excluding abilities, turned the two beasts into stone. The pair were cast into the stars and remain as Canis Major (Laelaps) and Canis Minor (Teumessian Fox).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teumessian_fox

Only the Greeks are good at writing clever mythology that was full of a love of humans. It's the one mythology where humans consistently outsmart the Gods. Their mythos set them up to become philosophers because they were so close to not believing in caring about the Gods.

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T2K1

Travis Time

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I watched a review from some hippie fag about Emoji movie, and wanted to check out Daily Stormer for a second opinion but that doesn't seem to be possible, wtf?

Where can I find a right-wing review of Emoji movie so I can aggregate it and make an informed decision?

I'm not joking I actually heard about Emoji movie and just thought "I wonder what Stormfront thinks about this"

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Patience Johnson nude BBW slut
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no rulz

kik.me/g/gWq0t97VP9xM1IMqrsZEqCZ3YKk

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Someday we'll have monorails or better yet maglevs, just like what was predicted by most of the sci-fi in the 1950's. I just have to wait longer. I still have faith we'll get past our third-world transit status.

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This is because we elected Trump.
We have angered the gods.

My pic btw.
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/degenerate/

I've heard a little bit about "chicken hypnotism". It works with either roosters or hens, and it basically involves putting a chicken on the ground lying on its back. That's all there is to it, and the chicken will be completely still until you make a loud noise or give the bird a gentle shove to wake it up. What I'm wondering is if anyone's ever washed the bird's feet, and then articulated them into giving a chicken footjob? Busting a load on the fluffy chest and belly feathers.
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feels thread

This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.

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While I was cleaning out my great grandfather's room the other day I found his journal. Several parts are in Chinese and most of the rest is in English but riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes. I'll summarise it in greentext for you faggots if you like.
>be 1965
>be my grandfather's brother
>shouldn't have bought a TV
>whole clan's coming to watch a government announcement with me despite their not speaking English
>and they expect me to translate
>Lee Kuan Yew is about to make an important proclamation one that according to the Straits times will be about declaring independence from Malaysia and becoming a country on our own
>nothappening.jpg when he is about to pave over Singapore's agricultural land
>regular news about football or the lottery or some shit until the anchor airs LKY's announcement in full
>"I have met with the Tunku, and he seems a pleasant fellow,
>He has granted to me certain amendments in the Constitution that will pare down, but not eliminate, the privileges of Malays in the federation,
>And Singapore will continue to be a state of Malaysia.
>As a result I will liquidate the assets of the PAP and merge it with the UMNO."
>shouts, whispers of betrayal secrete from the assembled tongues
>my brother summarises this most astutely
>"We thought he had no brains in actuality he has no balls"
>everyone is clamoring to provide reasons for why he fell for a fucking election stunt
>"That's it, I'm voting for the Socialists. Better a republic than a traitor"

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AZN DRONES

>be me
>pay 500 bucks to reserve a night in the path of the solar eclipse for uncle in law and his kids
>They cancel
>I ask why?
>"Our boys said they don't want to miss two days of school."
>but...the eclipse is once in a lifetime. They don't really know what an eclipse is, you shouldn't let them dictate to you just because they don't want to go on a road trip to another state.
>"Yeah, but school is more important."
>but they'll dee the eclipse, get interested in science and then be more interested in science classes at school.
>"It's ok, they got awards for perfect attendance last year and don't want to mess it up."

Fucking Asian Americans.

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>beautifully applied a new screen protector
>it's fucking crystal, flawless, dustless perfection
>completely bricks the touchscreen
>remove, reapply
>touchscreen works, it's also a fucking toupé of maggots and salmonella

god fuck shitting damn low concentration electroconductivity

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8chan/8ch.net's /b/ is DOWN!!

I go on fuckboy Jim's website for shits and giggles this morning and /b/ is nowhere to be found! Did Jim have a temper tantrum? Is it just a prank Did the feds crash /b What the hell happened?
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/loli/

Would anyone anons like to be a moderator of >>>/loli/ ?

It's basically dead board, but some opportunistic FBIhoneypotters keep spamming it with links to websites that I assume are dangerous and illegal. I don't login enough to quickly delete that shit. Since the board is deader than Elvis, there is little risk in handing the responsibility to anyone.

Oh and if you're a pompous jackass who doesn't respect free speech don't bother. I don't want another AllTheFallen hugbox or 8/loli that bans everyone when argumemts get heated.

Post your account name and I'll transfer moderation priveldges to at least one of you.

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Behind The Meme

Hullo Internet,
Today we have a look at, my faggotry.
http://archive.is/eCcFr

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I just can't do it guys, I'm just too weak... SUMANAI.

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Solar

So do any you guys know, where the autopsy reports of the columbine killers and or victims could be found? I'm honestly curious to to read the reports.

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VAPORFAG

Name movies that you love but the critics dogpile.

>Where the Dead go to Die
>Freddy Got Fingered
>Southland Tales
>A Cure for Wellness

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July 4th video party

I'm considering running another synctube event like the one we did for christmas/anniversary last year. Anyone have suggestions for funny and entertaining shit I can add to the playlist? pic related

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LOL! Half of the candidates for Mayor in Detroit are convicted felons, and Detroit doesn' thave a problem with this.
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hdfhs sdgdsgg

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THE END

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Found a legal way to hire a prostitute.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate

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Our ancestors were the biggest procrastinators that ever lived. How can you spend about a hundred thousand years chipping away at stones as tools, and wanking to venus stones and cavemen crayon drawings of bestiality on walls, and not try planting shit or forming towns until a few thousand years ago? The pathetic human race doesn't deserve to live.

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A question for gays

Hey /cuteboys/, would you rather be straight? If I could give you a pill to turn you straight would you take it? The way I see it, you'd have more available partners if your gayness could be fixed. Sure your sexual identity would change, but basing your identity around a sexuality is shallow and stupid.

On the other hand, if you're gay your partners are more likely to accept crossdressing, a liberal mind, or atheism.

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banners

What's in a banner, I wanted to put an edgy quote in here but I couldn't find anything short and to the point.
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Greentext the worst thing you've ever done.

>16, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home

The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.
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Air conditioned clothes

Holy shit Japan shows its genius again, and I want an air-conditioned jacket, as soon as China makes them more affordable than 600 dollars. Imagine being completely immune to the heat or humidity...and someday you could wear a thick and cool black leather motorcycle coat and be totally insulated from the heat. Or dress up in futuristic clothes like master chief to keep your head cool and have some protection from hoodlums too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPl7Uadc2w

You would have thought someone would have started making these things twentiy years ago?!
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anyone got a link for "viborg mappen" translated to "the viborg folder"
its this danish folder full of leaked snapchat nudes and shit

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