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Animublyadsky WebM-thread
for decent animublyadej animewhores and other autists.

To search for video sausage we use the following services:

The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:

Dollchan Extension Tools:
This is a custom script that combines many functions that make it easier and more convenient to visit image boards.

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Hi endchan I'm rozelli

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Lots of geo-political tensions between the West and East right now... time to place your bets!

First off, what do you predict? Rise of the East and demise of the West? Or do you predict the West will prevail and the East will demise in due time? Or do you predict an apocalypse or some kind of religious end time (such as the second coming of Jesus Christ)?

If any listed above, how come? Will we see an economic collapse or reset? WWIII? WWIII with MAD (mutual assured destruction)? Governments undermined or overthrown / civil wars breaking out? What will light the fuse for any of these scenarios.

My prediction: The Western World is going to fade away because both the Euro and Dollar are going to collapse due to insolvent Keynesian economic policies (which have a long history of proven failure rate) while the Eastern nations (such as Russia and China) will transition to silver, gold or oil backed monetary standards.

In any event, better be prepared: >>>/endtimes/7

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'No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens

PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Harold Turner, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

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new thread

because 8chan has a tiny filesize limit

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Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? (link: And how do we explain those religious people who aren’t stupid at all? Discuss.

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Hi I’m new here

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I broke my last device because i am insane and all i have left is a wii on an old tv. at least i can post on endchan 8chan doesnt let me with wii browser. hi

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What do?

Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?

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vera lynn?

i remember!

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Nooooooo, my tummy feels bad!

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Why doesn't 4chan allow nude lolis? Why do people who call themselves real weebs accept that status quo? They are pussies and only real otaku like lolis because its an aquired taste from years of watching anime.

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Would you be willing to trade your aspiration-driven life, for a pointless life of sex and comfort as nothing more than a sexual play toy?

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Is she a cutie?

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Spirted away made no sense, and it didn't even have this scene

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One of the best (yet frightening) interviews ever, covers all kinds of topics including but not limited to: the coming global economic reset, de-dollarization continues, trade wars, power shifting from West to East and other geo-political news, the 7 stages of Empire, moral decline of the West, current proxy wars, massive corruption, debt insolvency, Western millennials no longer breeding (most will likely die out as Western economies collapse), the disease of political correctness and a new era of Eastern hegemony! Those that cannot adapt will simply perish.

Time To Move On, Missed Opportunity & Land of Adults (03-13-18)

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Endchan Blocked by ISP

Endchan is being blocked by my ISP.

I thought Endchan was simply down but I just searched around and finally found the onion and I've connected now via the onion and I can see the site now and post.

I have only one fucking thing I live for and that's to be able to post on imageboards.

So I need help confronting my ISP about this. They need to stop censoring me. I need to find who is responsible for putting the block and confront him in person. I want to have a reasonable discussion with them and get them to undo it, but if it fails and I do not convince him, my plan is to kill him.

You can destroy my nation, you can fuck up videogames, you can make me jobless, you can shame me and hurt me, but if you take away the one fucking thing I still have left to distract me from the pain you've gone too fucking far.

I need imageboards like I need air to breath.

Everywhere else I am banned and the people I can not relate to and I can't get any kind of meaningful communication happening at all.

Taking away imageboards from me is cruelty I can not bare.

Please help me go about this the best way possible but if it fails and I have to live a life with no imageboards because of censorship then I am going to at least try to get a positive K/D before I exit this plane of existence.

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ayy et cetera and so forth

>make a show about a house of cards falling down
>fire your cast because SJW
>recast a woman in a chairman mao costume

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what does 45 mean

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Trump praises dictatorships again

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What cities are worth visiting in Russia?

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That's a big clock

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Dennis Rodman likes Kim Jong Un because he sings karaoke with him and rises horses with him.

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禁欲Wo 延びる

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dump futas i need to fap

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Cancer is not deadly

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is there anyway to actually get good at this? I can only ever get to where the dwarf floors start then die to something like a horse or some bull shit.
I'm sick of being some gay ass secondary.

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The current US economic system is broke, but has been for a long long time. The Fed has devalued our currency, via massive debt creation, by 98+ % since Nixon defused the dollar from the gold standard in 1971.

When Nixon scrapped the US gold standard, we defaulted on the Bretton Woods Agreement of 1944 (which was why the US became a massive superpower and economic powerhouse right after WWII).

Nixon and his sidekick, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, knew that their destruction of the international gold standard under the Bretton Woods arrangement would cause a decline in the artificial global demand of the US dollar. Later they set up agreements with OPEC nations to set up a US global reserve currency which would be tied to global oil trade, known as the US Petrodollar. In order for other countries to buy oil from these OPEC nations, they needed to exchange their currencies for US dollars, or US T-bonds.

Fast forward to 1974 and the petrodollar system was fully operational in Saudi Arabia. The US govt then exploited this system and began building an Empire and aggressively spending more and more money they did not actually have, thus creating more and more debt via Congressional budgets and the Federal Reserve system.

Fast forward to the 1980s, when we began outsourcing all our industry to countries like China. Industries knew that as the US govt continued insolvent spending polices, that taxes would continue to rise, and that they would end up making more profit by simply outsourcing to countries with cheaper labor and cheaper taxes.

The US govt did not care about the consequences of their insolvency and addiction to debts. They kept spending more and more.

By the time NAFTA was signed into law in 1994, around half of America's productive industry had been outsourced! What happened to all those good 'ol jobs? They were replaced by a socialist welfare state of-course! An ever-growing welfare state.

This insolvent government created ripple effects. Welfare skyrocketed (because so many Americans no longer had jobs/income), poverty skyrocketed, what were once decent places to live became ghettos! Literal shitholes across American landscape. The middle class began shrinking, NOT increasing!

Fast forward to 2001, after the 9/11 false flag attack. Government spending skyrocketed by billions of dollars per year. Well more than half of American industry had vanished. Taxes were higher than ever before in our history. We began wasting trillions of dollars on "the war on terror" and still lost those wars.

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This thread is for Americans. Foreign observers are welcome to comment if they predict something.

Lets talk civil war and prepping. Is America ready for another civil war? What if civil war breaks out in the near future? Over what issue exactly? And are YOU prepared?

Will the US government side with conservatives or liberals? Will the US military side with conservatives or liberals? Will foreign governments or militaries intervene? Will we see blue helmets coming for our guns?

What do you think the death tally would amount to? Is freedom worth fighting and possibly dying for? What if you had a choice to give in and cower to tyranny or to fight against it and risk death? What would YOU do?

Here are some prepping tips: >>>/endtimes/7

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your're gay

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Good point, the poor should be able to eat well. And the Republicans are insane and their tax code benefits very rich couples.

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What commies hate the most:

Healthy, wealthy, Christian conservatives with a big family.

You triggered?

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Coffee make you a terrorist!

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i am a god ask me anything

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Well, now I want a door frame that goes nowhere so I can hang a mural behind it and light it up like it's some kind of portal.

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I'm sold on the decals too.

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The alt right has gotten so out of touch with reality. Nasa shouldn't have to issue a statement that it doesn't run a child labor camp on Mars.

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I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.

I am male.

How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.

I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.

I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b* to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.

I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.

I like hot sexy good woman.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful woman in FB.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.

How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?

How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

How to get a gf.

Do you f*** yourself everyday?


I don't like prostitute.

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.








I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.


Please help me to get a girlfriend in alternative way.


I will not stopping stalking woman until I get an awesome sexy girlfriend.

So help me to get an awesome sexy girlfriend in alternative way.

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Why have we stopped using the word vice versa as much as we did in the 1990s? Now days you hear "the oppose" used more. Is it because it sounds so pretentious? They're both derived from Latin words.

Pic unrelated.

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I saw it, it was delicious.

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Comfy /gon/dola thread!

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I just leave it here:

This is a lossless (FLAC) doujin music library that you can listen on the fly with a browser or mobile device (Android, iOS).

The library is constantly updated, and you can add your own collections.
And of course the hunt for priority.

You can get into the library by receiving an invite in the telegram-channel @touhouchan
It's free.

We are glad to everyone who is interested.

Demo account:


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Japanese scenery

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Found these images on 8chan's /x/ board. Someone explain?

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message is mandatory

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Australia is boring....thousands of miles of nothing to look at.

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DO it!

Im like really bored so like send my college address legit anything you want! Hell send me gorilla shit for all I care! PS Ive already gotten sum pretty weird shit!
Kurt Bruggeman
1175 Lincoln Dr N
DeKalb, IL 60115
New Hall West 109B1

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What should be done about the mentally ill?

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Fire and Fury

Have you read the bestselling book Trump tries to send a C and D/gag order to block? It is sold out all over the country, but tommorow I want to check some libraries to see if I can read it since Richard Dawkins said he is enjoying reading it.

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Good doggie

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steven universe

I thought it was just a show about a fat kid but there's deep lore? is it all head canon or is there really a lot going on there? shit like that got me to watch adventure time I'm a sucker for kid's shows that have some weird shit going on behind the scenes...

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This is Serena being sexually tortured. Say something nice about her so she doesn't feel humiliated

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Y u no lern Swahili? We aren't the savages u think we are, we no live in trees! [Embed]

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Now KH makes sense

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>you will never get to experience true orgasmic pleasure of a woman being gang raped by vibrators.

Why live?

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Holy shit it's the half-centennial of 1968 now.

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The best imouto you could have says...

Daijoubu oniichan, daijoubi, daremo ni iwanai kara!

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hello, can someone point me in the direction of /intl/?

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Americans should just get rid of their pennies and nickels.
Australia removed their pennies and 2 cent coins in 1992, and due to inflation are thinking about getting rid of their nickels too. But Americans just love counting their pennies and feeling rich when they're not. They like fishing out a knuckle full of change everywhere they go.

Remind me why are America is still minting pennies? The coins are literally worth less than the metal used to print them, and the government has had to criminalize melting the coins down because too many blacksmiths were doing it. I think we should switch to having dimes as the lowest unit. Dimes contain no metal, and are small, light and easy to fit in your wallet. I can carry more money in dimes than I can in quarters.

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Hook me up!

hi faggots I got a new phone this is my number I want to make friends hook me up with your marketing buddies, I like trannies and grannies +447976578235

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Stock market has plunged. Good for me, what stocks should I invest in?

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Japanese shorthand

you know that mystery kanji in the 3rd line?
it says 邪魔くさい

You wouod think Japs would use shorthand more often. Writing 魔法使い for sorcerer is a pain in the ass. I never learned this until now because they hardly use shorthand when they type.

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Japanese names

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Guys we are onto something and we need your help. We started #koreanflu on twitter and its pushing a rumor that NK is using a sort of flu virus to attack the South Korean Olympics. We need your help to contribute to it and spread the message. We need your help. Make fake accounts, and retweet shit. Seriously look it up now right here.-→

We are spreading paranoia. Join the fun.

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Every now and then in human history, a rhetorician comes along with amazing persuasive power in his words. Aristotle, Cicero, Tacitus, this guy,...

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would you fuck the trap? [Embed]

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Анимублядский WebM-тред
для приличных анимублядей и прочих аутистов.
Безграмотное быдло с дубляжом, войсовером, порнографией и котиками, советы мерзких мокрописечников, вниманиебляди всех видов и прочее непотребство отправляется в порнотред
Для поиска сoуса видео сохраняем кадр (правый клик по видео) и ищем его на
Для воспроизведения WebM с 10-битным цветом нужно установить плагин vlc ( ) и отключить встроенный в браузер плеер (media.webm.enabled=false в firefox).
О кодировании WebM
Доступные кодеки — VP8 и VP9 для видео, Vorbis и Opus для звука, максимальный размер файла — 20480КБ всех файлов в посте — 20480КБ (40960КБ с пасскодом).
Делать WebM можно научиться в вики треда:
Там находится подробная информация о выборе и настройке кодеков на примерах использования консольных утилит ffmpeg, vpxenc и mkvmerge.
Неочевидные моменты
— libvorbis при указании битрейта (-b:a) работает в режиме CBR (постоянный битрейт), и это портит качество звука; для режима VBR вместо битрейта надо указывать качество (-q:a); параметр -vbr on работает только для Opus'а;
— в webm'ки не нужно включать софтсаб в формате webvtt (FFmpeg это делает по умолчанию при наличии сабов в контейнере, отключается параметром -sn): во-первых, это бесполезно (для его отображения на странице должен быть специальный код), а во-вторых, от этого ролики не воспроизводятся в firefox.
Программы и их документация
Фронтенды к ffmpeg для кодирования вебмок
CLI, бидон:
CLI, zsh:
CLI, дотнет:
GUI, дотнет:

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FB hack

I need help to get login details for a facebook account. Willing to pay whatever it takes.
email me:

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new webm thread?

old thread

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join this discord if your bored ;)

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Remeber To Fuck His Life Up

Name: Nate Legault
ISP: //
Country: Canada
City: Edmonton
Provider: TELUS Communications Inc.
Age: 15 (barely)
Triggered level: 10/10
Autism level: 10/10
IP Addresses: (, Updating when I get more.)
0b0t IP (Domain):, 420
0b0t Port (Temp): 420
0b0t Domain:
IP+Port: <--- OLD, NEW ( Will update as I get more IPs. NEW:
0b0t VPN Protection type: Standard, Weak.
Port used: 81
Minecraft usernames: aforalt, Leee_
Known for: Abusing on 0b0t, muting, kicking, etc. Leaking peoples IP's from Console, begging for money and lies about everything. He's also known for tricking people to trust him. Victims: XIIIX
Nicknames: Le_, Lee_, Leee, Nate, Nated, Skid, EzFaggot, Abuser101, aforalt
Address on a map:
TimeZone: America/Edmonton
0b0t Host: Nate's home PC

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All leftist movements have the same problem: the movements themselves are great but they're all full of idiots who will go apoplectic if you even dare to fall just short of their ridiculous purity tests.

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Holy shit, this must be what happens when a DJ decorates his house for the holidays. [Embed]

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Asuka a shit and also a pee

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News alternative

I'm going to start posting news articles in this thread sometimes for as long to avoid posting under a BO that has censored my threads before. For starters New York wants to remove a piece of art from a museum because you can barely see a girl's underwear. Americans are stupid puritans that don't mind glorifying violence but freak out if you ever show boob on TV.

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hairy vagina chair

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no one wants a black maid anymore, onky azn, french, or Latina fetishes get attention and time

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Louis CKed

They will never stop. Get REKT breeders.

They are coming after every rich and powerful man that gets in the way. Hide your dicks the feminist reign of power is here.

Every woman you have been the least intimate with is a ticking time bomb to destroy your life.

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kek [Embed]

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How rich is the 3,230,000th richest person in America?

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1.7 million sold, its the first best seller of 2018 mainly because Trump thought he could block the publication. Will you read it too?

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Rebecca Ortiz

+1 361 533 8139

13905 Sea Anchor
Corpus Christi, Texas 78148

Telegram: @saberteeth
Twitter: @Braeyns

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It's coming out in 3D.

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How to give a good BJ

I'll not repeat what's already been said, so skipping those things, here are some essentials I've found along the way. . .

1. Lots of saliva
2. Quit taking it out of your mouth
3. Suck gently and steadily, not hard
4. Balls seem to like to be cupped and rolled in ones hand more than actually sucked on or licked, it's just awkward to do both (hold in hand) at the same time without seeming like you're trying to push them up into him. Always sort of variable really, especially if his sac is tight instead of relaxed and loose and softysoft like ponynoses.
5. If he has a circumcision scar, try your best to take it in deeper than that
5a. If isn't circumcised, draw his foreskin back slowly, and be more gentle with the head, it's bound to be more sensitive than a circumcised penis'
6. Don't make false gagging or exaggerated moaning sounds, his ego may be fragile to fake news, be natural
7. Don't stop until you begin to feel it in your jaw or he comes, either is the only proper hint that fellatio is done for now, other than him wanting to put it elsewhere
8. Enjoy it! [Embed]

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nintendo Labo, a ~sensible~ discussion thread


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Any pics?

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Does anyone know the nntpchan onion link?

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gerrymandering should be removed

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the most masculine man ever alive

I can't find my previous thread or the relevant channel, but somebody else is also using the Janusz Korwin-Mikke doll for Youtube material.

not very often though.

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hold up

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Starbucks interviews. Why do people give interviews at Starbucks? I hear them all the time. Right now I am also hearing a guy mentoring another guy on how to do get money and do Christian research. I think he is giving a Christian tips about how to get a PHD related to research into the history of the laity and church history, and he is telling the guy to visit multiple churches related to your cross-chuech research so if they call they will back up what you say. Yes, pastors go to Starbucks to talk about making money.

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What happens if a girl with two vaginas gets pregnant in each one?

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Do you play Osu?

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So vrchat is a circle jerk? [Embed]

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You have a kid and the baby's genitalia is of ambiguous length. Do you have a surgery or leave it as is and let the kid decide what to do about it when older?

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Just testing!

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scientific words describing butts

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Pedo Jokes

There's a teacher, lawyer, and priest on a plane with three children. The plane begins to go down and there are only three parachutes. The teacher screams "Save the children!" The lawyer yells "Fuck the children!" The priest asks softly, "Do we have time?"

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where is /intl/?

I need a uncucked chan

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We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at

EDIT: to update email

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>a nuclear bomb is headed toward your city
do you even know where your closest fallout shelter is?

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>kitchen SNK

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Dropping like flies

>uboachan down
>hikichan down
>freech down
is this only for me or is this real? any news?

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Do you like drugs?
I just ordered 6 bottles of cough pills on Amazon. We truly are living in the future.

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Why were people so fanatic about Toradora? Even now there are still a lot of them, and I don't think it was that amazing. The only thing that saved it from being another run of the mill school love comedy with a love triangle was Rie Kugumiya's voice.

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Anime music sharing thread

Will share anime vocals from my new playlist. Starting with gen urobutcher's Aldnoah Zero.

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English Grammar

"I will see you at Christmas."

Do any Americans say that? Grammar book sounds like bullshit, maybe ita a Britiah thing. Americans use on for everything right?

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cheese foam tea

Have you tried the latest innovation/fad in tea technology? It's a salted slightly sweet cream at the top of your tea. Before that we had bubble boba with sweet juice inside. What will those money grubbing asian entrepreneurs think of next?

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Where is a good place to study? Lately I have started going to Starbucks as it is easier to study with fewer distractions. I do not like Starbucks much, but I can sit there for 3 hours and get a little work done, unlike if I am at home, and the library has no music.

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We're there any pharaohs who weren't egomaniacal? Every single one I have heard of tries to build a tomb and bury it with the nation's gold, usually including slave labor and often burying some of the carpenter's with it. Each of them was guided by the principal of building bigger monuments devoted mainly to themselves. I am glad their oppressive and selfish civilization died.

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Are you more likely to get sick in rural areas or the city? Cities are packed with people who cough and spread germs, but rural areas have mice, fleas, ticks, parasites, pesticides, and no doctors.

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Any one have any raspdere pics?

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Filipino American here. I'm going to the Philippines soon, any Pinoys here? Ask me anything.

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Wall Street worships Bael.

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cherry blossoms in Washington DC. Japan has tried to introduce the best of Japanese civilization to the capital of the barbarians.

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Found a good thread

Read what shadozcreep wrote, and ignore Jemini who a moron. I think shadowzcreep has articulated how if society keeps advancing, capitalism will give way to communism or anarcho-socialism. He makes the case that money is the root of many of our current problems.

I wish I grew up in Oregon or Washington so I could have regularly talked to the leftists in the bottom left corner of the political compass who hold ideas such as this. I have no interest in hearing more about the familiar position of justice democrats, center liberals, or anyone to the right of them.

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3 years left tow make America great again.

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So what did I think of it? Well, I found myself a little disoriented for most of the first half. The synopsis didn’t reveal much either, so I spent the first few minutes trying to work out what was going on. That’s probably the intended effect, though – you’re shoved into this story in medias res and expected to find your feet by yourself, all while admiring how beautiful the animation is for the tea Violet drank or the seawater in the port. That led to quite a few surprises on my part, including the fact that Violet is actually a war veteran who had horrifically lost both of her arms. What I did find useful, if you haven’t done so already, was to go back to this first half and watch it again in light of what you later learned from having watched the rest of the episode. Doing that makes it uncomfortably apparent, from the way Hodgins reacts awkwardly to literally everything Violet says when they first reunite, that Gilbert is probably dead. In fact, it looked like he was about to take out something from his pocket which might or might not have been the missing brooch, but then realised that she might not take the news of Gilbert’s death too well given how dependent his existence was (and clearly still is) to her very unhealthy mental state. So he held onto it in the end, all while feeling unsettled at how emotionally stunted this girl seems to be and not really being sure of how to deal with her. Hodgins really dodged a bullet in that first scene, I think. Violet conveniently interpreted his words (about Gilbert having asked him to take care of her) as being a confirmation that Gilbert is still alive, when in reality Hodgins has said no such thing. I suppose it’s possible that he’s still alive, as Violet should really have died too from the blood loss she sustained, but it wasn’t too clear exactly what sort of injuries he had.

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Endchan need more random shit

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Why did my ex choose another girl over me?

At first my ex boyfriend's roommate/friend was alright then it seemed like when my ex and I argued, he would get in the middle of it. One night the roommate was very drunk with his friend and I was upset cause the friend was hitting on me and kissed me on my head. My ex boyfriend's roommate told him his friend never did that and that he didn't see it. The other guy said it didn't happen either when it did. I felt completely ganged up on and hurt that I was being made to look like a liar. Plus the first time the guy hit on me, my ex wasn't even mad and said I should take it "as a compliment", he didn't do anything about it. My ex didn't even stick up for me and said he doesn't take sides, even though it was clear that he did. I felt like the roommate had this sense of control over him and was trying to make him be who he wanted him to be. He was always trying to invite him to random parties or clubs even though my ex said no several times. I think he wanted my ex to get away from me. Apparently he didn't like my ex's previous two gfs either and he thought I was a drama queen. Not saying I'm perfect, but maybe you should stay out of it?

He was always trying to make me look bad. They almost went at it that same night he was really drunk and once my ex walked away so we could talk, he's trying to pull him back in with supposed text messages that said I was checking him out when my ex would be working, which wasn't true. Why did he have a toxic friend like this?

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Fappening 2017

There are new leaks

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Anime defense

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I hate when this happens. I swear, raping people unless they're already ugly to begin with should be made illegal.

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That's right, Ima say it, someone's gotta say it. It's BULLSHIT most if not all of the time, and I'm pretty certain it's a modern day scam that specifically targets concerned parents' of youth who often classify as the 'unpopular kids.' It became concerning to me (honestly) ever since I had to complete an essay on the condition(s) <[just out of curiosity] for a psychology course last semester, there is NO WAY IN HELL so many people should be diagnosed with aspergers/autism when in fact they're literally just either;

(a) Independent thinkers
(b) escapists
(c) introverts
- or [the most common]-
(d) flat out going through the fucking motions of growing up.

^That's what these 'diagnosis' mainly target and then next thing you know the kids/teens in question are prescribed a bunch of mind-altering prescription drugs that could potentially create a mental issue they wouldn't have otherwise acquired. The reason I say it's 95% and not full on 100% BS is because a small fraction of people do legitimately have this 'condition' (these are often the cases classified as low functioners' - whereas 'high functioners' are essentially normal fucking people) that causes them to have really poor speech patterns, no grip on reality, banging their heads against walls and shit, etc. But for the majority of cases these are normal people who've been tricked into believing they're what is known as a 'high functioning' autistic/aspergers.

You can look at the symptoms and tell that it's BS:

1) A failure to act properly for social norms ie; displaying selective mutism, speaking not at all to most people and excessively to specific people. Some may choose only to talk to people they like.

^ THIS IS LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANET. People as a species are naturally programmed to be this way, dealing with friends, family, co-workers (people whom we've developed a relationship with) 99% of the time are the MAIN people we talk to and socialize with. We are pack animals in a way. As a social standard we acknowledge strangers with a 'hi' or 'hello' out of courtesy but it is NOT unusual for strangers to go 'mute' around people they don't know and/or have zero interest in. Especially those who have a low class v.s. high class mentality (ex; the rich girl at Starbucks who deliberately ignores everyone unless necessary because 'they're not on her level')

2) May analyze and distill their observations of social interaction into rigid behavioral guidelines. Sometimes resulting in the desire for companionship becoming numbed through failed encounters.

^ First off following 'rigid behavioral guidelines' is something virtually everyone does. There's a reason you talk differently amongst your friends than you do with your parents or boss. If you don't adopt (observe) the set social guidelines society has placed on us, you will find yourself in more awkward situations than need be. There's of course room to be yourself but only when the situation applies. In childhood everyone has 'training ground' for social networking in the outside world, yes, sometimes after so many failed attempts humans tend to get anxiety and quit. This isn't a isolated trait of any condition. It's called you grew up in a environment where people weren't very kind/open to you - because honestly when your that young once a similar interest is established (barbies, Pokemon,fart jokes, etc) making friends is a cake walk. This is often what creates introverts; they didn't get the lovey-dovey friendship experience and end up learning how to entertain themselves. NOT a psychological disorder as some would like to claim.

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Talking to myself about leaving home

I don't need a pair of boobs, or love, I need a new country. I know Japan isn't a paradise, but for me with my personality and obsessive hobbies, it's the best place I could possibly be. Tokyo or Itomori would both be Nirvana for me because I grew up inside of a heartless environment where unchecked capitalism has destroyed everything that is meaningful. Tokyo may be driven by consumers, but it still has a heart. There are festivals to mark the time and there is Akihabara, but there are neither artists nor a sense of community where I live. Capitalism without empathy destroys the world.

My life is also a bit of a mess. I was born with enough money and the promise that if everyone around me dies, I still won't die of starvation if I work a few hours a day. I'm a socialist, and I hate my country and my family because they have the money and time to help other people, but they are greedy and only care about living with luxury. One of my family members earns over $100,000 a year, and spends it on capitalist junk that isn't needed. The house that I will most likely inherit has several empty bedrooms, except they're buried in old electronics, extra furniture, and mountains of unusued or once worn clothing. Every dollar they save goes toward themselves, or toward other affluent family members so they can feel good about themselves.

They give nothing to the poor, only to their family who are already reasonably wealthy. They blame the poor for not being able to pick themselves up, and are dead-opposed to raising taxes, and instead support cutting taxes. They do not contribute a single dime or ten minutes of their time every week to strangers or the poor. They don't deserve it, and I don't deserve what I've received. I'm not rich enough to personally give up the money I have inherited, but I would vote against my class interests to help other people by increasing taxes and the minimum wage, and supporting the programs that would give the lower class more time and more time to think or get educated.

My family also oppose gay marriage, and haven't lost their religion. I am torn between hiding my own feelings so I can get an inheritance like a sociopath, and cutting them off. The emotional toll is real and I do slip up sometimes. I can't ever transition because this house might be my lifeline if I wind up as a cashier for life and never get promoted, and then get sick and am forced into an early retirement. Though I am fortunate enough to have a financial headstart beyond most people, I still can't burn the bridge. I'm trapped by the money. If I don't collect the inheritance, it will go to religious relatives who I know are much bigger sociopaths than me.

If I ever get Japanese citizenship, I'll be free to stop caring about whether I get an inheritance. I think I can make just enough money to survive in Japan, and then die in a lousy apartment complex. I'd enjoy making friends there, but if I die alone, that would be fine too, because by then I'll be fluent in Japanese and living in the land with the best waifus and love subsitutes.

My biggest obstacle now is that I'm kind of depressed. I feel so stuck where I am. Every time I have ran away from my family and spent my inheritance in another country, I have felt so free, so liberated, and so at peace with myself, but then I had no choice but to come back. I know I need to get another set of credentials to get away from here, but I'm just so depressed and insecure that it's hard to do it.

"What's the point if companies don't hire me and give me a reasonable salary, if I can't get fluent in Japanese, and I don't ultimately get a Japanese citizenship?" Those questions paralyze me.

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Dead fucking board LOL

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Watch live flights
This is a cool website, you can see where most of the commercial jets are in the world, live.

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post moon man
but don't be racist this time you cun
i forbid you

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Is odilitime getting paid for doing this chan stuffs???

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looking at those spanking new 5G intel iPhones

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