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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
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Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 00:39:56 [Preview] No. 12734 del
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Who? Lord Voldemort?


Anonymous 09/05/2017 (Tue) 08:51:58 [Preview] No. 13115 del
posting here as ghetto cloud storage please fogrive


Anonymous 10/09/2017 (Mon) 09:03:18 [Preview] No. 13420 del
why has this site been shut down?


Anonymous 10/10/2017 (Tue) 22:50:36 [Preview] No. 13444 del
>>13420
The .xyz part was down but it was still around on the .net domain if that's what you mean. If you didn't know about the alternative I could see how you would think it was down.


Anonymous 10/11/2017 (Wed) 20:24:12 [Preview] No. 13452 del
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>>13444
The Tor hidden service (which everyone should be using anyway) also remained functional.



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Anonymous 10/20/2017 (Fri) 23:41:30 [Preview] No. 13508 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Endchan need more random shit


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heinous war crimes Anonymous 10/20/2017 (Fri) 17:11:55 [Preview] No. 13507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So I read up on backgrounds for Dunkirk for the film and learned that those awful Nazis in a very evil way prolonged the war by offering France and Britain some peace proposals around that time while the Nazis were winning. This caused many deaths and should never be done.



Anonymous 02/13/2017 (Mon) 15:08:58 [Preview] No. 11226 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
new webm thread?

old thread
>>6519
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Anonymous 10/20/2017 (Fri) 06:57:40 [Preview] No. 13506 del
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Anonymous 10/20/2017 (Fri) 01:37:04 [Preview] No. 13505 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>There can be no restful sleep once you have gazed into the uncanny valley of the kigurumi. Only nights of terrible nightmares await any souls unfortunate enough to meet one of these monsters in the flesh.



armpit Anonymous 10/19/2017 (Thu) 21:34:37 [Preview] No. 13503 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i dont even know


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Jeanette Anonymous 10/19/2017 (Thu) 02:46:22 [Preview] No. 13500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is she a cutie?


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Anonymous 10/18/2017 (Wed) 02:29:31 [Preview] No. 13498 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Absolutely despicable.


Anonymous 10/18/2017 (Wed) 09:24:37 [Preview] No. 13499 del
what? the views? the concept?



Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 23:53:44 [Preview] No. 13488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl’s clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You’re all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you’d get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you’d run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,“You came so much inside of me”, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.


Anonymous 10/17/2017 (Tue) 00:31:58 [Preview] No. 13489 del
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It's a mystery and I will never understand how they find any of that stimulating. In my day we didn't have degeneracy and we waited until marriage to fap. All pedos should be kept far away from children, until Jesus sends pedos to hell. They deserve it for even thinking about fucking anyone who isn't 18, ours in the bible somewhere.

You know who was the biggest and most dangerous pedo of all? It's Satan. God taught us to wait until they're about twelve before impregnating his girl, Mary. That's why Satan is trying to discredit the church by filling it with pedo priests so we turn away from god with revulsion.


Anonymous 10/17/2017 (Tue) 05:06:28 [Preview] No. 13492 del
all 12 year old wombs should be filled with seed and impregnated


Anonymous 10/18/2017 (Wed) 01:04:30 [Preview] No. 13497 del
>>13488
I have absolutely no idea, the mind of a pedophile is a complete mystery to me, although I am fascinated with their existence and desire to learn more about them.

I have no quarrel with them for the most part, as long as they abstain from taking it "too far" (Participating in sexual activities with children), however, this is solely my opinion.



Operating hours Anonymous 10/17/2017 (Tue) 00:41:00 [Preview] No. 13490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm in a small city and all the restraints and shops close st 5 PM even if they opened at 7 AM. How can they be this retarded? Change your operating hours to 8 PM, or even 6 PM so we have a chance to buy your stuff when we the entire working world gets off at 5. It's like they don't want to make a lot more money.

Bakery was closed five mins before 5, and even some of the hotels close at 8 PM for some reason. Are they communists?


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>small city
>with some hotels
wut
You mean the hotels lock the front at 8pm? seems a bit absurd. They'd need an employee there overnight at least.


Anonymous 10/17/2017 (Tue) 06:21:23 [Preview] No. 13493 del
>>13491
I'm not sitting you, the hotel was locked, lights out in the lobby and no one there. Called the hotel, no answer. Banged on the door of a nearby closed shop and a guy came to call the 3 owners who live elsewhere. Then it took 30 minutes for a superintendent to show up to check me in, and another hour to do it because he had shut down the systems and everything was disorganized and unprofessional. They must be communists who hate capitalism.

They're also building a train line into this city but the city is not prepared for the demands and standards of the outside world.


Anonymous 10/17/2017 (Tue) 06:30:47 [Preview] No. 13494 del
Sounds like France. I was surprised by how early stuff there closed, even in Paris. Who the fuck ever heard of a restaurant or a supermarket closing at 6pm? And yet...


Anonymous 10/17/2017 (Tue) 09:39:06 [Preview] No. 13495 del
Don't those lazy mexicans keep everything open all throughout the night though?