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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
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Anonymous 04/04/2017 (Tue) 19:58:59 [Preview] No. 11720 del
Please 8chan please don't interfere. This is important work to the resistance.

I know it feels like we went through an entire year in 24 hours yesterday, but it's important to stay focused on what is actionable and timely, which continues to be the AHCA vote. (I promise, tomorrow we'll follow up on Nunes and Gorsuch).

The latest midnight healthcare developments include House leadership trying to negotiate with the Freedom Caucus (who outnumber the moderates) to remove Essential Health Benefit protections. So far, the changes made to compromise with the Freedom Caucus have not been put to text, but the House looks to be barreling towards a vote without the full text publicly available or an updated CBO score.

SO. There are a lot of things you can call to warn your Congressperson about, including:

Not having a full text bill or updated CBO score

Increasing deductibles

How many people in your district will lose coverage as a result of this bill

Removing EHBs means that many plans are insurance in name only and that OOP cost caps become meaningless

Eliminating the addiction services Medicaid mandate needed to fight the opiod addiction epidemic

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Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No. 11776 del
lol nice honeypot back to browsing old forums on my old ibm

Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 23:16:06 [Preview] No. 11999 del

da onion not work


Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 13:41:56 [Preview] No. 12045 del

feels thread Anonymous 03/18/2017 (Sat) 15:51:59 [Preview] No. 11548 [Reply]
This is the end, right? then i will confess something, i still love her, i've gotten a life, job, gf, sex, videogames, friends... but she's still missing, i was hoping that somehow when i had a normal life, the feels would go away, but they didn't, i don't give a fuck about anything right now, i want to hug her, it's horrible, like every nice thought of us being together is followed by a million sharp needles, knowing it won't ever happen, i hate it, i have to hold my tears at my job, at home, and if i ever met her again i will have to pretend that i don't love her anymore because showing any hint of it could get me in trouble, it hurts.

And to thing that i haven't been this much of a FFFFEGET for 4 or 5 years, god, i miss not being in love.
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Anonymous 05/24/2017 (Wed) 04:21:06 [Preview] No. 12128 del
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Anonymous 05/25/2017 (Thu) 17:11:59 [Preview] No. 12132 del

i had a depression peak during work, i guess i'm fucking done for, if i can't work i can't stand a chance with any girl

thanks for dropping by, whoever you are

Anonymous 05/25/2017 (Thu) 20:31:00 [Preview] No. 12133 del
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I mean it sucks that you're depressed and shit but you gotta move on. Wallowing in it just stacks everything up higher.

Anonymous 05/25/2017 (Thu) 20:54:51 [Preview] No. 12134 del
you need to stop this and snap out of it. I can see why this girl left you you have to be comfortable with yourself. you probably are but you think you need this woman to make you happy. That is so much against what you will probably feel in 6 or so months that you may be embarrassed that she let you turn into a sobbing man. It gets better anon and relationships end because there is a dynamic that is not active. you can have this dynamic with other women this one is not compatible with the way you need to emotionally support yourself. she is unwilling to support your emotions so you need to control them which you will over time.

You should be numb because your worst fear happened either you are still "friends" with this chick and she is leading you on or you are still in denial that it is over but it is and now you can stop worrying if it will work out it didnt. Its tough love but let it go man you are employed you got a good foundation to rebuild yourself outside of needing this woman.

Anonymous 05/25/2017 (Thu) 21:14:52 [Preview] No. 12135 del
you need to block this woman from social media after you give her an ultimatum. they always will want you if you do not need them. the problem is you are letting her know you need her so she is repulsed by this and wants you to ignore her. i hope you are cutting off contact you need to rip the band-aid off you will never heal if you feel like you need this woman. Also this can turn into a hatred thing and you need to be aware of how you can literally consider hurting an ex because you are upset I do not think that is a possibility but if it is even more reason to cut her off from interacting with you. its a way to ignore the problem you get impulsive thoughts and you need to assimilate your dark side to control them. some people fall into an abyss here and its a stalker lifestyle get out of this lifestyle now if you are even close.if you are texting or anything where she could contact you and you do this cycle of acting like a woman around her and pouting stop that if it is happening. delete social media hang out with other people make new friends. she may never go the extra mile to interact with you if you cut her off but if she does then you will be in complete control. you are in no position not to take this gamble. right now its over it will always be no worse than this or she could come back if you are ignoring her. i don't want to give you false hope but i will say it does not get any worse than this and this is not bad enough to where you are completely hopeless you can only feel better from here it takes time and you have to keep your mind busy just let a podcast drown out whatever you are thinking just maintain your regular work life and veg out if you have to to get through this but you will because you are not a woman dependent on a spouse you are better than this anon.

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Fireflies Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 05:19:28 [Preview] No. 12111 [Reply]
Has anyone seen a ton of these things in real life? There was a visual novel where a girl went to a river swung a magical sword that caused a breeze, and kicked up about ten thousand of them. I think the pictures I've seen are fake.

Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 18:10:36 [Preview] No. 12114 del
Fuck, man. I haven't. I've wanted to, but I never find any.

Anonymous 05/21/2017 (Sun) 08:01:31 [Preview] No. 12116 del
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I have a few times. Warm summer nights in the midwest US, fields with long grass and a pond somewhere not too far away are conditions I've seen them in. They all start blinking for a little while and then they stop. It's not like a breeze kicks them up though, they just kind of do their thing at some mysterious agreed-upon time. A snapshot of a field of them probably wouldn't look like much, but I'd think a time-lapse by a photog that knew what they were doing might really be something.

Anonymous 05/24/2017 (Wed) 23:45:03 [Preview] No. 12130 del
I always see them out if I go check on the cattle pastures at night. Not quite as bright as usually portrayed, but interesting to observe nonetheless. The first time I see them each summer I always think somebody's flashing a light from a distance, then they pop up all around the field.

Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 06:36:23 [Preview] No. 12091 [Reply]
Gas the Boomers. Generation war NOW.

Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 00:46:41 [Preview] No. 12097 del
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But who will pay for our pensions?

Anonymous 05/24/2017 (Wed) 14:24:27 [Preview] No. 12129 del
>only 14% plan for retirement
jesus christ I've been adding top my 401k since day one all the way up to comapny match

Webm Thread Anonymous 05/23/2017 (Tue) 06:56:44 [Preview] No. 12125 [Reply]
Lets go boysss

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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 13:11:20 [Preview] No. 12092 [Reply]
fuck me. 8ch is even more unbearable of late.
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Anonymous 05/20/2017 (Sat) 10:38:01 [Preview] No. 12112 del
You should do one about how the guy who went around with his friends lynching all the first christians for the jewish authorities changed his name and decided to skew jesus' teachings into an entire religious practice; whilst adding his own, often contradictory beliefs, into the mix with his obnoxious letters.

The bible is a very odd religious text.

Anonymous 05/21/2017 (Sun) 20:22:03 [Preview] No. 12118 del
Faggot Paul was a great addition to the bible, but most Christians ignore him and the Old Testament and only skim-read the 4 gospels less than once a month. They don't like his views enough to listen to that ass worshiper.
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Anonymous 05/22/2017 (Mon) 07:50:57 [Preview] No. 12119 del
I was raised Catholic and my opinions over religion, Christianity and the true nature of everything have changed a lot over the years. I always liked the Psalms and Proverbs but there seems to be a huge disparity between the praises within them and modern Jewish prayer, the Shema Yisrael being the one I'm most familiar with. One is praise of God's love and the beauty of the natural world while the other is a patriotic ode with more of the zealotry present in Judaic texts. You've got Muslims who don't want pictures of their prophets but Jews are obsessed with "God's True name" yet cannot write it, or speak it. The transitional periods of Judaism is a murky subject and one that almost can't be approached objectively. Every source is either almost clearly and wantonly made with an anti-semitic goal in mind or is Jewish where they seem to think their religion has been practiced more or less unchanged since Abraham when which is when gullibility over takes faith.

Melchizidek is cool and was Jesus before Jesus was Jesus.
>11Q13 (11QMelch) is a fragment (that can be dated to the end of the 2nd or start of the 1st century BC) of a text about Melchizedek found in Cave 11 at Qumran in the Israeli Dead Sea area and which comprises part of the Dead Sea Scrolls. In this eschatological text, Melchizedek is seen as a divine being and Hebrew titles as Elohim are applied to him. According to this text Melchizedek will proclaim the "Day of Atonement" and he will atone for the people who are predestined to him. He also will judge the peoples.[40]
>The Second Book of Enoch (also called "Slavonic Enoch") is apparently a Jewish sectarian work of the 1st century AD.[37] The last section of the work, the Exaltation of Melchizedek, tells how Melchizedek was born of a virgin, Sofonim (or Sopanima), the wife of Nir, a brother of Noah. The child came out from his mother after she had died and sat on the bed beside her corpse, already physically developed, clothed, speaking and blessing the Lord, and marked with the badge of priesthood. Forty days later, Melchizedek was taken by the archangel Gabriel (Michael in some manuscripts) to the Garden of Eden and was thus preserved from the Deluge without having to be in Noah's Ark.[38][39]

Anonymous 05/22/2017 (Mon) 07:55:48 [Preview] No. 12120 del
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wrong pik

Anonymous 05/22/2017 (Mon) 11:07:05 [Preview] No. 12121 del
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I was mostly of jokings, anon. Paul was integral to the development of Christianity as a religion. He was against circumcision and other odd rules and customs from Judaism, like kosher foods. I agree that many american Christians do not understand their faith outside of a personal reading of the gospels and so they often speak of the bible as if it were divinely revealed through jesus, when infact the bible is more of an interpretation and recount of his life and teachings.

Good tv shows Anonymous 05/12/2017 (Fri) 05:06:08 [Preview] No. 12075 [Reply]
Do we still have some good educational shows on TV?

And Boomer friend is a fan of master chef Jr on local TV. Another dumb reality tv show. She loves them, watches several hours of them every night, watches Fox too, listens to conservative tall radio and voted for Trump. This is an example of capitalism making people stupid.

Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:43:57 [Preview] No. 12086 del
Bourdain's travel shows were pretty good. I don't know if he's still doing the CNN one but it became less and less about where they were or any history of the place outside of bad shit happened here during XX now look at this bad ass video editing!

How the states got their shapes was pretty good. A lot of the first century of US politics was pretty touch and go and tons of religious and ethnic disputes manifested in various ways. I guess Vermont exists solely because neither New York or New Hampshire wanted to deal with the Quakers living in a disputed area and it ended up becoming another state. The border with Canada was supposed to only go up to a certain latitude. They sent surveyors up to build forts at the border, but the ones in Maine got paid 35-50% of their payment in booze and went way too far.

Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 05:46:33 [Preview] No. 12087 del
But yea I can only think of one recent thing worth a damn.

Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 15:44:07 [Preview] No. 12104 del
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Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 01:00:25 [Preview] No. 12098 [Reply]
banned from 4chan for saying pizza any help?

Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 09:56:22 [Preview] No. 12106 del
go away. not only that the 4chan mods play with your posting history and basically gang stalk you.

Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 10:19:47 [Preview] No. 12107 del
pizzagate related or you are a pedo?

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Anonymous 04/18/2017 (Tue) 02:34:25 [Preview] No. 11875 [Reply]
Nearly all of my immediate fam and "friends" are fucking satanist I've been an on and off neet since I graduated should I just joint the military to get away or bum it in another state?
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Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 19:01:36 [Preview] No. 12019 del
bad comparison fam

Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 16:28:20 [Preview] No. 12093 del
UPDATE: so I was browsing through fb and was seduced but this girl I've known,she's been to a couple events that i went too once (big drug parties in the desert). So im like well I'm not doing anything rn might as well. I get there get a feeling in my stomach like I should leave don't listen to it. They start talking more sus and really gets to me that i should leave so I do "uhh i have this thing i have go to" leave immediately, go to gas station open phone to delete the fb post, browser unresponsive close all apps, I swipe to turn the last the last off it won't budge and a fucking reptilian person eye pops up, it's so menacing restart phone it's gone
Should I leave asap, if so I only have 100 bucks and 3/4 of a tank

Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 19:44:49 [Preview] No. 12095 del
By sus i mean pretty sure they wanted to sacrifice me

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reptilian eye? Naw bruh u fukt

Anonymous 05/18/2017 (Thu) 21:16:05 [Preview] No. 12105 del
I guess if it is my time, pray to the Lord my soul to keep