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8chan raid tiem Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 04:33:59 [Preview] No. 11961 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
we raid /b/ by posting retarded /pol/ tier comments

>>image of black person with white person
>blacks congregating with whites?
>degeneracy
>sage

>>nude image of women who looks early 20's
>under 23?
>pedo reported
>sage

don't always go over the top. we want lots of subtle comments shitting up every thread
also be sure to post second pic related whenever it's remotely plausible that a comment is reddit tier


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 07:56:25 [Preview] No. 11963 del
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yu lik crik bud?


Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 04:08:43 [Preview] No. 12313 del
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>wanting it this bad
Son, things will never be the same
Move on


Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 04:09:24 [Preview] No. 12314 del
Wow this site posts fast. Whats the userbase here, like 20?


Anonymous 06/23/2017 (Fri) 08:37:48 [Preview] No. 12315 del
>>12314
Last I heard it's still under 1000. Admins recently got a new server setup too which has improved things. Also lynxchan is very light weight.



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Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 01:02:39 [Preview] No. 12036 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are there any good datamining threads I can participate in on here?


Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 01:09:31 [Preview] No. 12037 del
None? I'm going back to 8. >:(


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 23:36:15 [Preview] No. 12309 del
>>12037
This place is a datamining operation.



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Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 23:50:46 [Preview] No. 12282 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How would you react if as a bus boy you had someone trying to take the food you were trying to clean up?

https://youtu.be/eEEixwMeutA


Anonymous 06/19/2017 (Mon) 01:41:03 [Preview] No. 12284 del
>>12282
I'd let him go for it and go smoke something.


Anonymous 06/20/2017 (Tue) 06:52:54 [Preview] No. 12285 del
I clicked a couple of this guys things. He's just a piss ant. I think in 5-10 years this guy or someone like him is going to get murdered or seriously assaulted doing their ebin vlog shit and then we'll get to watch PSAs about not being a dick when you're streaming. Remember kids it ain't all about the memeing, starring some half baked VR mascot.


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 18:49:13 [Preview] No. 12305 del
>>12282
How to make popcorn on a stove
https://youtu.be/_CM2CDZtjQ4



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bad endings Anonymous 06/12/2017 (Mon) 07:46:49 [Preview] No. 12243 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
favorite bad endings? I think real life and cave story.


Anonymous 06/12/2017 (Mon) 07:56:33 [Preview] No. 12244 del
>>12243
Cross channel. You are a crazy man living alone and cutoff from the world for the rest kid your life and if you don't sleep in the right place you will lose all of your memories.


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 16:07:01 [Preview] No. 12278 del
Ending of industry. This is what we got rid of television for.


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 21:32:44 [Preview] No. 12281 del
>>12278
Are these guys popular?


Anonymous 06/19/2017 (Mon) 00:50:21 [Preview] No. 12283 del
>>12281
Not really, they have their moments though and aren't THAT afraid of making politcally incorrect jokes. For example during their GTAV "playthrough" recently they decided to play as a Chimp Via mods while playing as Michael. During this, Michael's nigger mom was watching a commercial for welfare queens and they all just started giggling like faggots saying they didn't mean to be racists.

Mind you they're not /pol/ tier, they're just degenerates who want to have fun.

They're certainly better than Cr1tikal, that fucking cuck got a mod for his comments during livestreaming now and that mod has been banning people for not being a nigger lover. I think it's worth mentioning that the person who became mod got said status by sucking on Cr1t's metaphorical cock by donating something close to like $1800.00 ever since he started streaming regularly. To be fair though Cr1t is a tattooed, drug using degenerate not just a cuck, so it's for the best I decided to distance myself now.


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 07:05:26 [Preview] No. 12304 del
>>12243
Superman: Dawn of Justice
Couldn't take the "tragic death" seriously.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pTuyfQ5CR4Q [Embed]



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8chan /b/ is now banning people like crazy for no reason Anonymous 05/31/2017 (Wed) 18:19:57 [Preview] No. 12168 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've never really seen /b/ banning people until now (unless they were spamming the shit out of the boards or something) but recently I was given an extremely long ban with an excuse given by the mod similar to how when mods have no reason and just write in something stupid like "spam" to just have an excuse. the quality of 8chan /b/ has been horrible (a vast understatement) for a while now presumably due to shills fishing for info and goons from other places posing as /b/ users but only posting low quality threads until the whole board is worthless.

anyone else who reads this should know that this is the state of that board right now.
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Anonymous 06/01/2017 (Thu) 23:15:15 [Preview] No. 12187 del
>>12177
tl;dr: 8/b/ is the same as it has been for years, a place for kids to bitch about nothing.

protip: summer is here


Anonymous 06/02/2017 (Fri) 03:04:26 [Preview] No. 12192 del
>>12168
/b/ has always moved in cycles as i understand it. Sometimes there are good threads but always after many very poor threads. Like the dust is settling after a fiery shitpost extravaganza. Only that things are going to be extra shit all over the net for the reasons >>12187 points out. Bitching about other people is an strong American tradition, after all.


Anonymous 06/02/2017 (Fri) 04:58:37 [Preview] No. 12193 del
>>12186
>>12186
There's no way that's the same dude cuz I'm not gay.


Anonymous 06/05/2017 (Mon) 20:33:13 [Preview] No. 12212 del
ikr to bad the pph is really fucking low here, we need a new place with active members


Anonymous 06/21/2017 (Wed) 13:12:45 [Preview] No. 12300 del
>>12212
Reddit?



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Korea pays most on porn per capita Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 04:14:28 [Preview] No. 12272 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Average Korean pays more on porn than anyone else. (As of 2006 it was $527 per person.) http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2011/02/117_80964.html

Korean porn:
https://youtu.be/jSWfwPwY3S0


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 04:17:10 [Preview] No. 12273 del
isn't pron illegal in gorea


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 04:29:41 [Preview] No. 12274 del
>>12273
oh shit, they pay that much for softcore?


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 11:29:18 [Preview] No. 12276 del
>>12274
But best Korea might have more prostitutes.


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 11:35:00 [Preview] No. 12277 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_North_Korea
It's nice when the government has official prostitution programs. Some women aren't good for much else and it's better to train them early to reach their full potential. The west needs to catch up. I suggest creating a PHD in whoring and diverting all future funding from gender studies.


Anonymous 06/20/2017 (Tue) 16:30:22 [Preview] No. 12295 del
>>12294
What is it with gross fat guys taping themselves having sex? Why the fuck would they want to look at themselves. It's depressing for them, it's depressing for the prostitutes they fuck with their unenthusiastic expressions and it's just fucking gross to watch.



Anonymous 10/17/2016 (Mon) 21:32:28 [Preview] No. 9759 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you sad to learn that dinosaurs have gay little feathers all over them? Don't be. It just means the dinosaurs you know are actually fucking rad mummy skeleton dinosaurs.
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Anonymous 06/08/2017 (Thu) 21:53:42 [Preview] No. 12229 del
>>9772
>>9771
This, only faggots and autists without an imagination get sad about this.


Anonymous 06/09/2017 (Fri) 09:18:27 [Preview] No. 12231 del
Honestly, I ended up in some jurassic park mess and I got surrounded by big faggots with fucking feathers on I would die laughing to be honest. They probably wouldn't even murder, eat and dismember me because they'd be too embarrassed.


Sexy dinosaurs Anonymous 06/12/2017 (Mon) 08:01:20 [Preview] No. 12245 del
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I have a manga to share called Boku wa Tyrano-san:

Ralph, the Tyrannosaurus, is the king of the dinosaurs. However, because of a meteorite's impact, Ralph is sent 60 million years into the future only to possess the body of a honours student, Mikobayashi Kana.


Anonymous 06/18/2017 (Sun) 16:21:26 [Preview] No. 12279 del
>>12245
>old guys becoming little girls -fad


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Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 23:55:23 [Preview] No. 12268 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>locked threads on the overboard front page

okay, now if not earlier it is the time to delete /pol/



Help Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 21:24:30 [Preview] No. 12267 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need help finding the link for "ViolentDesires"



Homeschooled for life, ask a girl a question Anonymous 06/13/2017 (Tue) 15:48:29 [Preview] No. 12248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I know a girl who was homesschooled K-12 by conservative Christians in the countryside, and who then went to a Catholic university, and now teaches literature at a private Christian school. In other words she never got away from the crazies. Her parents did not let them use the internet or watch much TV, or play non-Christian games or read Harry Potter or Pokemon (because of dark symbolism.) Star Wars was fine as long as she only played the good side of the force. Her stay-at-home mom taught her every subject with only a Bachelors in sports/recreation (obtained from a private Christian university), and she taught her evolution to explain species differation is false, God must have put the sun at the center of the universe with an unusually good view through the dust clouds to the edge of the universe, carbon dating isn't proven, global warming is a hoax, and if you can't see air pollution then it doesn't exist. She has only visited two countries, and thinks most asians still live in tents.

This girl holds outdated prejudices, and is socially awkward, but it's understandable when you know her background. She is why I do not support Homeschooling, and think government needs to forcibly remove kids from the child abuse of all-pervasive indoctrination that ignorant fundies want to enforce on their children. She's so wrong that if you want a good moral or scientific compass, just ask her a question and then do your best not to think how she does. (Not that she thinks much.) When I ask her a question she can't answer, she tells me she's right because her information comes from her mom who is really smart and who is a biblical scholar- she's grown woman with the brain of a child who still appeals to her mom as an authority.

What kind of surprised me then is that she is a feminist and believes in expanding trigger warnings and censorship of "hurtful speech." She's not at all physically attractive or charismatic, but she told me she doesn't ever want to be objectified by men.not that she knows how to dress well, but she doesn't want to be has gawked at, and she complains about how much sexual imagery exists in Disney films and avoids watching anything films rated above PG. I can only picture her becoming a frigid bitch and dying a virgin unless she forms a nearly sexless marriage with another weirdo at ChristianDating.com. So if she came to hold these "progressive views" while living in an isolated life in non-stop brainwashing, then those things and feminism are probably wrong.

I'm meeting her again soon. Is there anything you want me to ask her for giggles?


Anonymous 06/14/2017 (Wed) 11:51:05 [Preview] No. 12249 del
that's kind of gay anon


Anonymous 06/14/2017 (Wed) 18:21:06 [Preview] No. 12250 del
>I'm meeting her again soon. Is there anything you want me to ask her for giggles?

>Expecting fast replies on endchan

Next time ask what her opinion on NATO's involvement and side-picking in the Bosnian/Serbian conflict is, non assimilating immigrants of foreign religion, data mining, the federal reserve and the gold standard.

Also Jews.


Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:20:45 [Preview] No. 12266 del
Single faith schools shouldn't be allowed either.
https://youtu.be/tt-rF_-DRYY


Anonymous 08/12/2017 (Sat) 17:45:25 [Preview] No. 12731 del
>>12248
Kill yourself