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What the fuck Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No. 51888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Work in hospital
>Go to work for night shift
>all stuff members are laughing
>ask what happened
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>laugh my ass off
>2 week passes
>Casual night shift doing nothing
>emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation
>3 weeks passes
>You guessed it THIS MAN
>Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
>laugh my ass off
>what did he put in his ass?
>Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad

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Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.53528 del
Ok have to slide the stupid gay spam again.


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.53829 del
lack so do well for toast go to


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.53971 del
>>53473
The real redpill is that god doesn't exist, Jesus was a fake prophet who could not have been the messiah according to the Jewish scripture from which he derived his legitimacy.


sage Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.54060 del
>>53971
#edgy


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.60454 del
bump for making me kek



Animal abuse/cruelty Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No. 58948 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lf any content regarding animal abuse/cruelty or any websites hosting/selling this content
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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.59326 del
Human suffering is funny, animal suffering is sad.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.59482 del
>>59326
Human suffering when deserved is funny, animal suffering is not funny because those fuckers wouldn't know any better, still doesn't make me a vegan though or a soyboy. I eat my meat and whatever still, we just don't play with our food. No need to be unreasonably cruel for your end product.


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.59960 del
>>58961
>>58973
These are peak, may we have more, chadnon?


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.60112 del
>>59482
No. Human suffering is always funny, especially that of non-whites.


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.60314 del
>>58973
i do have to wonder what compels these gangbangers to swim through a river of garbage and shit (that they themselves created by being subhuman littering scumbags) just to arrive in muttland and congregate in a section 8 hovel



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Let's talk about Ukraine. Despite what is going on over there, which is sad and devastating to that country, around a million Russians and Ukrainians have died over that senseless war. This war could have, and should have been, prevented in the first place through simple diplomacy. It still can be, only our political leaders choose not to negotiate with Russia, nor will Ukraine's leaders. The Western strategy seems to be "to the last Ukrainian" and the Russians don't seem to care if it continues and more lives are lost. This whole war really could be stopped if we just had some real diplomacy and cease-fire negotiations but NO ONE is calling for it. I said since Day 1 this was a stupid idea, that things will only get worse if this war were to escalate. I was right, and now our state-run media is starting to call for a draft because Ukraine can't win without Western intervention. I just want to say FUCK THAT, no way, not me, not my family! What the hell is so important over there anyway, what does Ukraine have to do with America's interests here at home!? Take a look at their current government for example: the government of Ukraine canceled their own fucking elections and are now under dictatorial rule, it's not a "democracy" which is the biggest joke of a lie I've heard so far. Their economy has basically collapsed, we do not need them in NATO (NATO already surrounds most of Russia without Ukraine!) Several border oblast regions actually held a referendum and voted to become part of Russia anyway. This whole war is pointless, and to hell with our corrupt war-mongering political "leaders" who wish to send us to die in some meat grinder.

Any anons have other opinions or thoughts on this?
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Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.60055 del
>>59790
>just stop le caring guys ze military operation would be le over by now if everyone just stopped having standards
end your life


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.60058 del
>>60054
Don't cry because we're no longer signing blank checks. Why don't you sign over everything you own?

I'll give that Ukrainian woman a few bucks for an hour.


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.60096 del
A few observations I've not seen made elsewhere.

Ukraine is a mirror image to the Monroe doctrine. As the USA claims nothing happens in north or south America without their consent, so too is Ukraine in Russia's sphere of influence. I'm not saying this is right, or just. It just is what it is.

Major events in human history have a long reach to dominate the shaping of events afterwards, but not a full century after. It's been more than 80 years since WW2 ended and its historic influence is almost played out. The USA signed up to keep the fascists down and out, save western Europe from economic collapse, and to hold communism and the Soviet empire at bay. Today? Western Europe's thriving. The Chinese, and Vietnamese, are still communists (depending on who you ask) but they're not interested in spreading communism and are no threat to Europe. The reborn neo-Mongolian Tsarist empire of Russia is pretty nasty, sure. They're also an entirely European problem far outside the context of anything the USA signed on for. Even more so as they are a problem Europe can handle on their own if they want to.

Yeah, if. Yesterday, Nato was meant to hold the line just long enough for the Americans to show up again in force while paying for most of it. Today, Europeans think Nato means America pays for it all. Poland is the only Nato member with a realistic attitude demonstrated by spending what it takes to build the largest and most modern fleet of armored fighting vehicles in the world. A few other Nato members have said, "Sure! We get it! We'll pony up and pick up the tip." They made very modest increases to their defense spending in the hope this would bring America back to the bar and pay for the drinks. Sadly, America is not cooperating. Turns out the Europeans still need to greatly expand their military establishments. That means far larger armies, the creation and maintenance of enormous munitions stockpiles, and the building of expensive and extensive weapons manufacturing and related supporting infrastructure. As in more than three times the modest increases by everyone, not just the thrifty adventuresome few.

Also means Britain and France must expand their nuclear stockpiles. Yeah, now we're talking expensive. Ask them about paying for that and one quickly suspects they're praying Poland decides to go nuclear in the near future.

Europe will continue to deliver platitudes about the need to defend Ukraine. Watch what they spend.

As for America, their sights are on China, and the next show down for the Pacific. The air is full of talk of the Quad made misty with wild eyed dreams of a Seato reborn where everyone pays their fair share.

Ukraine? No. Otherwise, place your bets.


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.60100 del
Ukraine has samson option so all of you gonna die soon


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.60163 del
>>60096
Many countries have already fallen to the new world order. Germany and UK most definitely with their immigration and liberal treatment toward the influx at the expense of their own population. This will stand only until it falls and when it does you will surely see even a larger, more profound reversal as is being seen in America now.

It's gone on too long, funding was one thing and JD put it best, "what are we fighting/paying for?" For the white middle class Karens to jail anyone who doesn't kiss the feet of north African and middle eastern immigrants even while they gang rape children.

Thank god it's reversing, such lopsided thinking would eventually destroy civility entirely. I hope UK and Germany stop the insanity before it goes that far. The US won't stand for it.

China is the elephant in the room, preying on everyone with unfair predatory trade tactics, loans for infrastructure that enables China to own their resources in exchange.

China will be in the next world war even if it's US against the world. China won't be on our side, and neither anyone who sides with them.



Cheese pizza Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No. 59402 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
where do i find cheese pizza? can someone send some .onion's?
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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.59504 del
>>49874
MYLOVE follow links


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.59653 del
>>59402
May the demons of hell savor your raw cock and anus.


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.59684 del
>>59402
Doubt you'll find any pizzerias on the deep web, bud. Just phone your local pizza place and order one ;-)


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.59851 del
>>59402
Hang yourself


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.60074 del
You literally can't get anything good without being able to understand super bullshit techno-babble or paying money, and the latter makes it so much more likely to get picked up on by glowniggers. As alluring as the idea might seem, the 'za is basically vaporware and you should probably not even bothering looking around for any.



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Otk gossip / twitch streamers Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No. 59335 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thread number 2
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Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.60417 del
>>60414
?? What do you mean ?


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.60420 del
>k_brown1991: Emi, Cinna needs your help LUL
>AlyKitty_: yea were not gonna start doing this
it has started already


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.60493 del
>>60311
thanks man


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.60855 del
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This cunt pisses me the fuck off but given the chance to fuck her id do it in a heartbeat



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BRING BACK 4CHAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW AAAAAAAAAAA
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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.59223 del
>>58869
so true!
other imageboards are so boring and slow, need 4chan back. porn threads are ok


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.59254 del
>>58869
Board is not needed, sir.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.59340 del
>>58873
They should keep or merge Anime/Manga, Japanese Culture should stay, /V/ should stay, /VG/ should stay the other /V/ boards should just merge with either one, just some ideas. The LGBT/Furry/MLP etc boards should be lumped to an /alt/ board to keep the degens in one place, they can shit post between each other, mostly just the same audience with each anyway. It would make the moderation of boards smoother anyway.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.59452 del
some people are saying it might never return which would be really sad because i genuinely cant think of a replacement for a board like /x/

it was pretty much the pnly reason i used 4chan since every other imageboards /x/ is dead and has at best like 1 post every 3 months


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.59461 del
Here, some soft music for you.



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>going back to 4cuck when it comes back online
yep. that's a paddlin'
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Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.58272 del
>>58269
Sharties would've been spamming cuck porn instead of saying tranime. Which is probably what they were doing whenever 4chan was being raided.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.58786 del
me too :)


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.58787 del
>>58210
A serious paddlin' because they couldn't hold true to their chan. I first posted in endchan under /sunflower/ for gensokyu travlers


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.59002 del
Yes, please paddle me.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.59003 del
Fr bro



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Otk gossip / twitch streamers Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No. 58226 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Come here for now
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Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.59747 del
>>59745
vpn -> non 5 eyes entry


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.59750 del
>>59747
If you use VPN with Tor you are basically asking to be tracked harder by daddy gov and malicious actors. You are fucked both ways, one just gets you fucked and dropping the soap sooner.


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.59761 del
>>59750
two vpns in adversary states paid for with monero using mc donalds wifi on a 25 year old thinkpad running qubes OS withe coreboot wearing a skimask and throwing my laptop in acid after every post


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.59764 del
>>59761
Snowden-Pilled tier security.


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Esfand gets told to join Kick by Kick Employee ABC, Esfand says he might multi-stream



pls no block proxies Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No. 58522 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
> 4chan block proxies/Tor
> Doesn't use 4chan
> "Someone took down 4chan
> Relieved
> They getting lots of traffic
> Excited, we are free from the shackles at last!

> they blocks proxies too
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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.58820 del
Imagine if Tor becomes mainstream


Anonymous Admin 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.58822 del
1. Proxies and VPNs aren't blocked. Some might be banned due to spam.
2. Tor isn't blocked, can be disabled on per board basis, how Board Owners like it.
3. Captcha ditto, can be turned off, enable for threads or for posts, again per board basis, BO can decide.
4. If you don't like a board settings feel free to make your own board. You have to keep the global rules at minimum.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.58826 del
Proxies on any chan will inevitably be blocked in relationship to that chan's popularity/amount of use.
If you have to ask why you're either a fool, or you aren't really asking you're the reason why they do get blocked.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.58832 del
>>58822
Cool, at least there is no site wide ban

But IMO there should be some way to handle shit content without resorting to tracking users.

Look what happened to 4chan. Idiots being mods there using their gmail or even fucking .edu mails. How can someone be so idiotic. Their life is now ruined because they didn't know basic privacy.

Anonymity is privacy of identity. Privacy is basic human right. Your personal life shouldn't be one hack away for the world to see.

Same reason you should use encryption everywhere, basic shit like not posting your whole life on fucking Instagram.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.58835 del
>>58826
> Proxies on any chan will inevitably be blocked in relationship to that chan's popularity/amount of use. If you have to ask why you're either a fool, or you aren't really asking you're the reason why they do get blocked.

What's next banning free speech because some asshole said dumb shit?



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Why not just wipe niggers out? Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No. 58806 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The main problem is that the ones having more children are lazy negroes from Africa, violent primates, and dumb ugly negresses popping out 6 or 7 children each. With the amount of nuclear weapons that exist in the world we could exterminate the entire population of Sub-Saharan Africa and there would still be plenty of Nukes left over. Then the world powers can divide up Africa's resources, this'll ease the tensions, so there'll be no threat of nuclear war anymore and we would be not just only getting rid of nigger but also a shitload of nukes.

> but muh labor force, wiping them out would be running out of workers and we need them oooga booga *insert EU's woke politicians screeching*
Turns out that we've already got Indians, Viets, Filipinos, Indonesians, other SEAchinks. All of them are better workers, outsmart niggers and are more capable. No need for Africans. They are useless and the only logical thing to do would be to exterminate them all.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.58814 del
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the white race would die even quicker. with no BBC, women will not be able to satisfy their lust and end up in dog exclusive relationships causing mayocel extinction meaning no more white girls which is the only useful thing white "men" are good for


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.58815 del
>>58814
Get gassed jewboy


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.58817 del
>>58814
Sex is disgusting and women look like clowns. Fake boobs tons of makeup.


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.58819 del
tard


Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.58823 del
>>58817
Yup, she looks trashy, but to each their own taste. The point is it's sad how this troon tries to prove a point by posting porn, any of those sluts would be on all fours in the bed of anyone who pays.

>>58819
You mean the average 4cucks user? Glad the site's dead.