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Working as an Auto Tech and wondering what laptop is best reccomended for processing pdf diagrams, everytime I use them outside of a browser things like zomming or fast scrolling causes a stutter, I need one that can react and process pdfs swiftly.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.78310 del
Get a refurbished Dell or Acer laptop. Something that should only cost you around $200. Wipe the OS partition and install Linux or a preactivated bootleg of Windows 7. Install Libre Office, it's free and you can read and create pdf files. Libre Office has pretty much everything that Microsoft Office has but without needing registration or having to pay for it.

Oh, and don't ever bother telling ZOGbot management what you use today, they'll gripe and complain and squeal like pigs when you don't suck Microsoft's cock.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.78312 del
>>78285
>>78310
For an decent operating system search here:

Linux: https://distrowatch.com/

Free Windows Bootlegs: https://crustywindo.ws/

Most Linux operating systems already comes with Libre Office btw.


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.78355 del
Even France and Germany are dumping Microslop today. Linux and open source software is definitely the future. If you still need Microslop just go with the free debloated bootlegs. I would recommend having a small DVD binder full of various bootable ISOs of Linux distros and other preactivated bootlegs, perhaps some data discs full of your favorite software too. Buy a couple refurbished PCs and laptops, set some aside as future backups/salvage. That way you are always good. You cut out the control freak government demons and greedy corporate parasites.



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Best Alternative Search Engines 2025 Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No. 74832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are well known to track searchers activity and sell that data to advertisers — which is why many of us don’t feel comfortable searching freely anymore.

If you’re looking for more private alternatives, here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too!

🔍 DuckDuckGo – Great for simple, untracked searches
🔐 Startpage – Delivers Google results without the profiling
🛡️ Brave Search – Strong privacy with its own independent index
✨ MyAllSearch – Clean interface with a focus on user privacy
🇪🇺 Qwant – GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe
🔗 Dogpile – A metasearch engine that pulls top results from Bing, Yandex, and more

Please share anymore Iv'e missed, I'm always curious to discover new ones.
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Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.78316 del
>>74832
duckduckgo and brave search are bad options. Don't use them


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.78328 del
MyAllSearch + Brave for me


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.78336 del
>>78328
just localhost searxng via docker its simple as that


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.78338 del
W11+edge+bing for me


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.78347 del
If the government can force you to buy insurance, what's to stop them from forcing you to buy snowblowers and boats, too?



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Nigger faggot Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No. 77518 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ii hope he gets covid + hanta virus and every other deadly virus in his gay retarded state.
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Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.77540 del
>>77536
called op brown and retarded


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.77543 del
>>77534
I'm not into the operation trust "Q" soviet-style psyop bullshit, you must think I'm fucking stupid. No seriously, the virus is fear porn to scare you enough into willingly conceding your individual liberties so stop falling for that govt-psyop horseshit.

As for Asmongold I think he gamed the system pretty well for himself. Never took out massive predatory student loan debt. Never caved to political correctness. Made lots of money just speaking his mind. Never gave a flying backwards turd what others thought about him while doing it. Parties with cockroaches. What the hell, cool gig.


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.77548 del
>>77540
Imagine defending someone just because he's white and retarded, and admitted online to being mentally ill.


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>>77543
Poor Asmongold. Now that everyone knows he's a cuck, nobody respects him anymore.
Can you believe he stood up to a defamation lawsuit and the girl still left him for another guy? All he did, he fixed up his house. He hired a crime scene cleanup company to clean his house. All for a vagina that another guy is filling... Zack "the cuck" Hoyt



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I can see into the future. Ask me anything. (I do not see things after the 3 Days of Darkness, because at that time I will be far away from humanity living alone in the mountains.)
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Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.78279 del
>>78256
Hate to say it but the way the Western world is collapsing I don't really care. I'm going to live the rest of my life getting drunk, having fun, hyper consuming as much as possible. If it all goes to shit I have guns to defend myself, and can always save an extra bullet for myself if all goes to complete hell.

>>78263
It sounds like propaganda but you never really know, this world is pretty fucked, it could always get much worse. Sounds like a government agent may be blackpilled or know something we don't. Then again maybe it's another "end of the world, the sky is falling" prediction. We'll just have to wait and see.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.78287 del
>>78263
I find my visions to be believable. The Tribulation will begin in July 2026 and you will probably see it.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.78288 del
Does trump die this year


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.78308 del
>>78287
Some of the revelations you see I could believe to be very plausible.... but the Euro ever becoming global reserve currency???? I don't know how the hell that would happen today without Ukraine winning the war with Russia. So I might as well ask..... do you see Ukraine winning the war with Russia, without it escalating into nuclear confrontation?


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.78326 del
I have some questions for OP.

Who wins the Russia-Ukraine war?

Who wins the Israel/US-Iran war?

If you can detail consequences please do.



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How do people get citizenship and money in Russia if they can provide valuable info? I'm genuinely curious. Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No. 78321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I would assume the problem is too, that once you're their soil, any demands can be dismissed.


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.78325 del
>>78321
From what I've heard Russia is pretty strict. They will grant you citizenship but they will be keeping watch of you, overtly or covertly. You also have to learn and follow their domestic laws, you have to take classes to learn and speak the Russian language, from what I recall it is mandatory. If you say you are a political dissident from the West you might be accepted but there are rules to follow and you will have to go through their whole bureaucracy.



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http://lovcat362rm7lhthiptfm2xz22zi36sw4hxwrfwmitzbhw2deszlbbad.onion/

To the police and hackers please help

please destroy this sick page, it is unimaginably sick

please do not watch at your own risk.
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Anonymous 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.78068 del
>>78066
bc government tyranny is dangerous and isnt the goal of a collective effort, its the goal of very few forcing their beliefs on the majority, and throwing them in prison/ killing them if they dont oblige. its completely different


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.78293 del
OK since nobody looked I did. It's people doing vile acts to animals (mostly cats). And I believe the servers are in China since little to no animal laws exist there.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.78294 del
>>77945
>"You just believe this because you want to jack off to kids without anyone doing anything about it."

It's not Child Porn. It's a video platform where people torture/kill animals for everyone that has the server link can see.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.78296 del
>>78294
yeah i was using that as an example, they are both deplorable. child fuckers and people who torture animals should both be killed


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.78319 del
>>78296
I vote woodchipper.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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I am OP Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.75391 del
Need to post some more content here fr fr


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.75701 del
Bumping instead of porn dump thread #4545214


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.76221 del
Purrrring


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.78317 del
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A cat’s cerebral cortex contains 250 million cells — just one million fewer than a bear’s! This is in spite of a bear’s brain being 10 times larger than a cat’s.

Not only do cats have emotions (as anyone with a cat knows), the part of their brain controlling emotion is almost identical to a human’s.

Cats can get a form of motion sickness from watching fast-moving objects on a screen. The intensity a cat experiences this type of distress can vary between felines.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.78318 del
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A typical house cat shares 95.6% of its genome with tigers

Cats often dream while they’re sleeping.

Owning a cat can reduce the risk of stroke and heart attack by a third.

Cats can jump up to seven times the length of their tails.

Cats have approximately 285 degrees of sight.



Formatting Micro SD Card To FAT32 Anonymous 06/08/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No. 78208 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hello there,

I'm wanting to know firstly if it's okay to ask this here and to know if anyone here might be able to help me out.

I got a Mechen X56 MP3 player end of last year and recently got a Samsung EVO Plus Micro SDXC 1 U3 1TB Card to be able to store more of my music onto the MP3 Player but I'm having issues of it being read on the player but because of limitations on modern computers there is no way to format it to FAT32 on the computer.

but I have found out that there are third party software that you can use to format FAT32 but I'm not sure which one to use and I installed that one called Rufus but have got absolutely no freaking idea what the hell I'm doing on it and don't want to just start randomly clicking things in hopes I don't end up screwing it of completely and wanted to ask if anyone has any idea what hell to do here what one or ones would be the best to use

thank you


Anonymous 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.78209 del
>windows
lol

Using rufus, launch the program (as admin), select the correct drive, click the File System dropdown and select FAT32, leave everything as default and then just click START, don't do anything else; read what rufus warns you about if it does.

Mind that any kind of reformatting will ultimately delete the files present on the drive so make a backup if you care about them and if it's possible for you.


Anonymous 06/09/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.78228 del
>can't reformat to FAT32 using Windows 11

LOL modern Windows operating systems suck so badly.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.78268 del
Bro doesn't know what Linux is. WinBlows this WinTard to promote microslop.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.78269 del
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>>78268
SO TRUE, king. Saarnix is the future for intelligence people, only cumskin maderchod is still use winslop hahahaha 🤣🤣


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.78290 del
>>78228
Bill Gates was questioned at the supreme court about being in the Epstein Files. Instead of being at the island he could've made the WIndows OS better.



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YT channel mega thread Anonymous 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No. 70278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last thread 404'd. Making a new one

Post cool and interesting YT channels here. Doesn't have to be yt. Vimeo, rumble, odysee, a full website, etc. Post whatever you got.
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Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.77627 del
E;R for lulzy cartoon and movie criticisms


Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.78100 del
David Hoffman predicted the coming "Information Age" back in 1970s when he was interviewing random workers as well as computer experts for an old 1979 television documentary back in the day. This was long before the days of the internet, long before average Americans families had a household personal computer.

https://www.youtube.com/@DavidHoffmanFilmmaker


Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.78118 del
Think smarter and more creative:

1. Do not verbosely describe your video in the whole title. Come up with better phrasing.

2. Do not 100% relying on YouTube. Use it to as media presentation so the people who know you can dig more and get themselves into other platform that is more freedom and not YouTube.


Anonymous 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.78134 del
>>78118
I always download videos from YT that I wish to keep. Plenty options exist for ripping online videos for long term offline storage.


Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.78275 del
>>78100
Informative channel. What a flashback.




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