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Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 07:42:41 [Preview] No. 13276 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT AMERICANS HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO APPRECIATE.

JEANS WERE A MISTAKE.


Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 09:27:09 [Preview] No. 13277 del
Agreed


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:37:00 [Preview] No. 13653 del
Someday we'll have monorails or better yet maglevs, just like what was predicted by most of the sci-fi in the 1950's. I just have to wait longer. I still have faith we'll get past our third-world transit status.


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:02:05 [Preview] No. 13658 del
Gas the Boomers. Generation war NOW.



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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 19:00:56 [Preview] No. 13326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 09/25/2017 (Mon) 06:43:13 [Preview] No. 13329 del
>>13326
Touhou is old and she's an old hag now. Not /b/ enough.


Anonymous 09/25/2017 (Mon) 06:49:24 [Preview] No. 13330 del
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I like touhou for the dude


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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 00:04:19 [Preview] No. 13656 del
rozelli.rozelli.pls respond


Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:01:35 [Preview] No. 13657 del
i dont hate free speech!



Africa has the best culture! Anonymous 09/08/2017 (Fri) 07:58:02 [Preview] No. 13162 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>African food is traditionally eaten with the hands. You must take fermented dough balls, make a hole in the dough, and dip them in soup to eat the soup because they never invented eating utensils like the Chinese or Europeans. Everyone dips their hands in the same soup and then licks their hands clean.

>Africans have determined the custom of not using sanitized eating utensils has let Africans develop stronger resistance to bacteria so they can be healthier and live longer than the white men. (We have so much to learn from this noble and advanced culture.)

>Africans have resisted the calls to use eating utensials, because they value tradition and know sanitation is a Trojan horse that would lead to colonial imperialism destroying another part of their African heritage.


Have you even eaten African? You can't call yourself a refined gentleman until you have got your hands dirty in African soup.

More of these people keep coming and we have to make them feel welcome. So from now on I'm going to start eating all food with my hands, from pasta to ice cream because I Don't want to be closed-minded.
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:28:41 [Preview] No. 13314 del
>>13304
Nothing wrong with that. It does seem gross but that's just the western civilization talking. Seems like in OP's pic there's a layer of dough at the bottom so you skim that up with whatever ingredients you want to eat and it keeps everything some what clean.
So long as you don't share your table with sketchy folk it's probably not all that bad. Meanwhile there is a woman somewhere in America calling Orkin because an ant got into her kitchen.


Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:39:00 [Preview] No. 13316 del
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>>13314
You're not kidding I know an old Christcuck who called pest control because she found 6 ants on her counter, because she left food out. She said she had them spray pesticides around the house to keep out the ants a few years ago and it must have worn off. So she had them spray pesticides around the house a second time to keep them from coming back for a few more years. She would rather breathe DDT than be forced to put away her food faster to avoid a few ants.


Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 12:18:18 [Preview] No. 13322 del
Hands are washed before and after eating.

>>13314
Has the right idea; you tear off a piece of the bread and use that to grab whatever you want to eat, similar to eating yiros on a plate.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:36:25 [Preview] No. 13651 del
Why is this place better than mewch?


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:40:12 [Preview] No. 13654 del
>>13651
catalog.



onahole discussion Anonymous 09/23/2017 (Sat) 18:29:23 [Preview] No. 13292 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have to have to use soft ones because I was circumcised by Jew lovers. harder ones are uncomfortable right before the orgasm and I have to slow down my thrusts or stop moving stirring ejaculation, unlike with soft ones.

which onaholes do you use?
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Anonymous 09/27/2017 (Wed) 08:48:26 [Preview] No. 13355 del
>not injecting yourself with Melanotan II, PDE4-inhibitor, Prolactin inhibitors, Methamphetamine and MDMA, so you can really feel the kick of your loli onahole and cyber-prostate massager


Anonymous 09/29/2017 (Fri) 07:39:18 [Preview] No. 13366 del
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I'd recommend the Melty Pussy Angel. Very soft hole.
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Anonymous 10/04/2017 (Wed) 00:02:14 [Preview] No. 13389 del
>>13375
>reduces your fertility
I wasn't using it for anything.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:35:25 [Preview] No. 13648 del
You are welcome!



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Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 04:06:02 [Preview] No. 13517 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think my bottle of Listerine was trying to seduce me


Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 04:16:47 [Preview] No. 13518 del
oh fug that's sexy


Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 21:49:34 [Preview] No. 13535 del
>>13517
Perfectly normal! It is nothing more than the bacteria in your mouth slowly dying off, resulting in an imbalance inducing mental issues!

Looks like the fluoride is working just as planned :^)


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Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:05:55 [Preview] No. 13367 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dysnomia gave us captcha on 4chan. What do we do now?


Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:13:02 [Preview] No. 13368 del
go back


Anonymous 09/30/2017 (Sat) 04:24:03 [Preview] No. 13369 del
>>13368
To where?


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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:32:59 [Preview] No. 13642 del
So I read up on backgrounds for Dunkirk for the film and learned that those awful Nazis in a very evil way prolonged the war by offering France and Britain some peace proposals around that time while the Nazis were winning. This caused many deaths and should never be done.



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love Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 00:57:34 [Preview] No. 13568 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 22:54:40 [Preview] No. 13580 del
makin your own booze eh


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:06:20 [Preview] No. 13638 del
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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:31:48 [Preview] No. 13639 del
tbqh, Megamilk is a bit of attention whore for an admin. Doing streams, posting selfies, it's kind of annoying. If Mewch stays up for a a few more months I'll give him some props but he doesn't seem to have the gumption to have a long term project like this.



Roast me Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 04:36:20 [Preview] No. 13570 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You can't make me cry


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 05:33:41 [Preview] No. 13572 del
sephiroth kills aeris/th btw


Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 22:54:20 [Preview] No. 13579 del
spoilers blease


Anonymous 10/28/2017 (Sat) 01:02:58 [Preview] No. 13582 del
>>13570
Ejaculating in your eyes would probably work.


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 14:50:40 [Preview] No. 13596 del
>>13570
Your most likely a male, not content with life, but you manage to survive so you let your problems sit in the caverns of your mind to rot and spread disease.

You could be content and ecstatic, have physical friends that share the same values and views, and be so very busy participating in real life events that you have no time to frequent this medium or ponder the problems with the world, but this is nothing more than a mere dream.

You sit before this screen, reading this very message I have conceived just for you, eagerly anticipating the emotional feelings this message is supposed to invoke within you, and you read this message with great enthusiasm, for you have been visiting this very board on this obscure website many many times each day, observing your thread for any new replies.

You want to actively improve your life, but the initiative and motivation is non-existent, you have trapped yourself in this hole, and the mediums that used to entertain you now anger you and invoke feelings of sadness within you, for you have observed and embraced the truth, that the only place you find suitable to inhabit is an imageboard where you are Anonymous, and every other medium where you aren't anonymous fosters idiots and trivial arguments.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:06:05 [Preview] No. 13637 del
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halloween spirit is gone Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 02:02:52 [Preview] No. 13618 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>but 5 bags of recess pieces
>waste 2 hours putting out a manequin in a tree with a wig and perfecting the lighting so so it looks like a suicidal ghost has popped out
>also tried to make a bloody leg handing from my car trunk realistic

All of this tradition was lost because Christians decided to send their kids to church on Halloween. Fuck them.
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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 08:03:46 [Preview] No. 13622 del
>>13621
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H5Y1RqCbuJE [Embed]


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 08:22:36 [Preview] No. 13623 del
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>>13621
it's not the hallows i'm worried about; it's the saints


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 08:34:48 [Preview] No. 13624 del
Halloween is about teaching children that it may be this winter that grandpa dies and you might be needed to help carry the body, not about hassling your neighbors for processed sugar products. It's one of the few instances where christianity actually ruined something, by being the thin edge of the wedge. First you say it's for god, then you say god is for nothing, and then you say it's all for nothing. Next thing you know, pickle rick all over the place.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 15:45:33 [Preview] No. 13626 del
>>13624
Yeah, and how are they going to regain the calories from lifting their grandfather's fat ass? Candy. Checkmate retard.


Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 19:21:59 [Preview] No. 13627 del
Jesus, not every adult is a child molester
And most likely the child molester will be in the family or someone the family knows instead of a stranger
Just wondering, where do you live? Not necessarily actual location, but is it urban? a suburb? rural?



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Compound words let Germans say things no one else can Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 02:56:30 [Preview] No. 12145 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Console me, /b/. I'm feeling a foreboding sense of hitlertseinkeinefehlermache, and I'm beside myself on what to do about it.


Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 14:10:16 [Preview] No. 12488 del
Hitler did nothing wrong


Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 17:06:51 [Preview] No. 12489 del
>>12488
Hitler's dubs, it's like pottery


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 15:54:48 [Preview] No. 13598 del
Bump


Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 15:59:50 [Preview] No. 13599 del
May was a good month!


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