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DO it! Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 04:22:34 [Preview] No. 14334 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Im like really bored so like send my college address legit anything you want! Hell send me gorilla shit for all I care! PS Ive already gotten sum pretty weird shit!
Kurt Bruggeman
1175 Lincoln Dr N
DeKalb, IL 60115
New Hall West 109B1
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Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 22:53:29 [Preview] No.14346 del
I know a russian company that sends out free dildos, expect some in the mail good friend!

Anonymous 12/28/2017 (Thu) 12:17:45 [Preview] No.14402 del
Post things you get, OP

Anonymous 12/29/2017 (Fri) 18:51:53 [Preview] No.14405 del
If I didn't live with my family, I'd like to get dildos. But living with a dozen family members, I'd never be able to use them. And my room doesn't have a lock on the door so I could never masturbate in peace with them, I can only do so at night when everyone is sleeping or at least think I'm sleeping...

Anonymous 12/31/2017 (Sun) 03:56:32 [Preview] No.14414 del
Do you happen to be a female by any chance?

Anonymous 01/09/2018 (Tue) 08:59:21 [Preview] No.14507 del
I really did send a book without a return address. I'm curious if it was received. Would you tell all what the title was of the book I sent?

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Talking to myself about leaving home Anonymous 01/08/2018 (Mon) 03:57:39 [Preview] No. 14497 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I don't need a pair of boobs, or love, I need a new country. I know Japan isn't a paradise, but for me with my personality and obsessive hobbies, it's the best place I could possibly be. Tokyo or Itomori would both be Nirvana for me because I grew up inside of a heartless environment where unchecked capitalism has destroyed everything that is meaningful. Tokyo may be driven by consumers, but it still has a heart. There are festivals to mark the time and there is Akihabara, but there are neither artists nor a sense of community where I live. Capitalism without empathy destroys the world.

My life is also a bit of a mess. I was born with enough money and the promise that if everyone around me dies, I still won't die of starvation if I work a few hours a day. I'm a socialist, and I hate my country and my family because they have the money and time to help other people, but they are greedy and only care about living with luxury. One of my family members earns over $100,000 a year, and spends it on capitalist junk that isn't needed. The house that I will most likely inherit has several empty bedrooms, except they're buried in old electronics, extra furniture, and mountains of unusued or once worn clothing. Every dollar they save goes toward themselves, or toward other affluent family members so they can feel good about themselves.

They give nothing to the poor, only to their family who are already reasonably wealthy. They blame the poor for not being able to pick themselves up, and are dead-opposed to raising taxes, and instead support cutting taxes. They do not contribute a single dime or ten minutes of their time every week to strangers or the poor. They don't deserve it, and I don't deserve what I've received. I'm not rich enough to personally give up the money I have inherited, but I would vote against my class interests to help other people by increasing taxes and the minimum wage, and supporting the programs that would give the lower class more time and more time to think or get educated.

My family also oppose gay marriage, and haven't lost their religion. I am torn between hiding my own feelings so I can get an inheritance like a sociopath, and cutting them off. The emotional toll is real and I do slip up sometimes. I can't ever transition because this house might be my lifeline if I wind up as a cashier for life and never get promoted, and then get sick and am forced into an early retirement. Though I am fortunate enough to have a financial headstart beyond most people, I still can't burn the bridge. I'm trapped by the money. If I don't collect the inheritance, it will go to religious relatives who I know are much bigger sociopaths than me.

If I ever get Japanese citizenship, I'll be free to stop caring about whether I get an inheritance. I think I can make just enough money to survive in Japan, and then die in a lousy apartment complex. I'd enjoy making friends there, but if I die alone, that would be fine too, because by then I'll be fluent in Japanese and living in the land with the best waifus and love subsitutes.

My biggest obstacle now is that I'm kind of depressed. I feel so stuck where I am. Every time I have ran away from my family and spent my inheritance in another country, I have felt so free, so liberated, and so at peace with myself, but then I had no choice but to come back. I know I need to get another set of credentials to get away from here, but I'm just so depressed and insecure that it's hard to do it.

"What's the point if companies don't hire me and give me a reasonable salary, if I can't get fluent in Japanese, and I don't ultimately get a Japanese citizenship?" Those questions paralyze me.

Anonymous 01/08/2018 (Mon) 04:01:52 [Preview] No.14498 del
Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous 01/08/2018 (Mon) 22:09:44 [Preview] No.14503 del
Good luck in your next life, Japan. Japan might be fine for the next 10 years or so, don't count on it remaining that way your whole life.

When the US petrodollar reserve currency is kill, China will claim ownership of Japan (Japan currently being completely dependent on the US Empire) and they are going to become just another industrial wasteland for Chinese dominance and as a major RMB hub facilitator (for BRICS trade / CHIPS payment).

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Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 07:24:45 [Preview] No. 14461 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dead fucking board LOL
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Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 14:55:47 [Preview] No.14492 del
not as dead as ur grandparents xd

Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 19:45:44 [Preview] No.14494 del
fuckin wew

Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 23:03:33 [Preview] No.14495 del
Great thread

Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 23:56:10 [Preview] No.14496 del
That's bad ass.

Watch live flights Anonymous 01/04/2018 (Thu) 06:50:03 [Preview] No. 14434 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is a cool website, you can see where most of the commercial jets are in the world, live.

Anonymous 01/04/2018 (Thu) 07:00:12 [Preview] No.14435 del
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Here is a particularly lonely flight. Sydney to South Africa flies over one of the most remote oceans. It may be one of the flights that gets closest to Antarctica.

Anonymous 01/04/2018 (Thu) 07:04:28 [Preview] No.14436 del
For *only* 50 K you can fly to the South Pole.

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Dinner! Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 00:14:02 [Preview] No. 14450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
post moon man
but don't be racist this time you cun
i forbid you

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Anonymous 01/04/2018 (Thu) 10:21:47 [Preview] No. 14437 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is odilitime getting paid for doing this chan stuffs???

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Anonymous 01/04/2018 (Thu) 12:40:19 [Preview] No.14440 del

Thats nasty

Anonymous 01/04/2018 (Thu) 22:47:49 [Preview] No.14445 del
I don't think so. I'm only like 90% as talented as him and I'm raking in the hundos.

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looking at those spanking new 5G intel iPhones Anonymous 01/03/2018 (Wed) 18:50:18 [Preview] No. 14433 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
message is mandatory

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Hedonism Anonymous 12/19/2017 (Tue) 19:04:49 [Preview] No. 14319 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you be willing to trade your aspiration-driven life, for a pointless life of sex and comfort as nothing more than a sexual play toy?
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Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 15:13:52 [Preview] No.14338 del
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Forgot to add my sweet Kokoro song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EUrLRJb2syA [Embed]

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Anonymous 01/01/2018 (Mon) 11:15:46 [Preview] No.14419 del
I feel like it would be easier to have an aspiration-driven life in a world with more hedonists. (Arguably) less competition, and fewer demoralizing broken bits of culture. It may depend on what one considers an aspiration. I set out not to conquer, but to understand.

Anonymous 01/02/2018 (Tue) 05:07:08 [Preview] No.14424 del
I feel like most aspirations usually start as a desire for wealth and power, the root of the latter being the ability to enjoy sex and comfort. Like, a governor doesn't care that he can send the state police to enforce order, he cares that he can send one to get him a sandwich while he fucks an intern. The aspiration for a position does not equal wanting the explicit powers of the position per se but the implicit ones, imo.

Anonymous 01/03/2018 (Wed) 03:48:05 [Preview] No.14428 del
My intrinsic desires often lead to extrinsic motivators, and visa versa. I am also glad endchan exists as a sanctuary state for shitposters.

Anonymous 01/03/2018 (Wed) 02:52:44 [Preview] No. 14426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If you had a third breast why would you remove it? Seems like a waste. I think the best place for a third breast would be in the middle of the chest.

Anonymous 01/03/2018 (Wed) 03:03:35 [Preview] No.14427 del
but if they only had 1 on they back when hittin' doggy you could suck on that whatchu think about?