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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 00:03:59 [Preview] No. 13655 del
Seattle's police department tells businesses to put little stickers on the Windows that show they're LGBT safe spaces. I have no qualms with the LGBT people, but I don't understand what safe spaces are or why we need them. It just sounds like identity politics bullshit and an excuse not to have your views ever questioned, or to question the views of others, by a generation that has lost its grit and which fears any form of confrontation. Enlighten me as to why we need them.

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:18:44 [Preview] No. 13666 del
wheres >>>13333

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Unemployed? Anonymous 11/19/2017 (Sun) 14:37:00 [Preview] No. 13810 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Be honest, how many of you are unemployed? I did a large amount of seasonal work this summer and now am down to a few days a week with a builder doing mixes and shit. I definitely need more money but there aren't a lot of jobs going around me. I started a blog to sell products to boomers but it's not taking off as I'd hoped, I don't think boomers like spending money nor, especially on others.

Anonymous 11/20/2017 (Mon) 11:28:43 [Preview] No.13813 del
If you don't have a long term plan for your life you're gonna be fuck

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Post Mellenial Culture Anonymous 11/08/2017 (Wed) 21:08:54 [Preview] No. 13728 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What impact will YouTube and similar social media websites have on the next generation? The one that comes after the millennial, the ones raised on this?

> 18 Million subscribers
> 10 Million views
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Anonymous 11/17/2017 (Fri) 12:05:47 [Preview] No.13789 del
>loves pewdiepie
Look, I'm not gonna lie: PewDiePie is pretty good entertainment when you're just looking for something to watch while eating breakfast in front of your computer or something.

Anonymous 11/17/2017 (Fri) 12:07:47 [Preview] No.13790 del
Yeah, you can't blame the entire generation on the idiots. Just see idiots as a different type of people.

Anonymous 11/17/2017 (Fri) 23:26:18 [Preview] No.13795 del
How about we wait and see...

Human life is quite easy now, all the food you need to survive is within your grasp, an endless stream of water runs out of a faucet if you were to leave it running, you are reading this message on what I presume is a computer which gives you access to millions of websites that the scholars of the past would have killed to have access to.

I'll continue this message briefly... 1/?

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 21:51:16 [Preview] No.13807 del
I am back now.

Human life is quite easy now, which is why idiots succumb to terrors such as nihilism and existentialism so very easily, they aren't entertaining themselves, and they aren't fighting to survive with no time to think. There is nothing wrong with entertainment, for all we know, these lives are limited and someday we shall all fall, and we all have our methods of being content, whether it be reading a book, arguing on the internet, travelling, watching entertainers on the internet, trying to understand these lives, etc. The world is changing very quickly, even if some choose not to acknowledge it, the technology today is many times more advanced than the technology only a mere 50 years ago, and I expect the technology in 50 years to be no different. I will tell you now though, complaining on the internet about children entertained by individuals on the internet isn't going to make you happy. In fact, it quite honestly does the opposite, you need to eliminate your "ego" and opinions to be happy, to be an observer, you can derive beauty from anything, trust me.

Our goal in these lives should be the ability to lie on your deathbed and not give a single shit about dying because of a complete state of content.

Anonymous 11/19/2017 (Sun) 10:46:01 [Preview] No.13809 del
>I've had more fun learning, reading, listening to random shit this past year than anything.

This tbh.

In current year you can choose to tune into the stream of A/B test optimized clickbait, or read/watch anything from the practically infinite library of actual creative works on the internet. You don't even have to get off your ass to watch the best movies or read the best books of the last century.

It's your fucking choice. Doesn't matter what other people do.

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How often do you buy a new tv? Anonymous 11/19/2017 (Sun) 08:07:28 [Preview] No. 13808 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I live in a consumerist bubble and no one waits for them to break these days. And if one breaks, it's to the store for a new one (the old one goes to the dump rather than a repair shop.)

Every two years on average basically every neighbor around me has a new TV for the holidays in their living room. I feel sorry for the poor who have to fix their old TV's, God I don't know how they do that. Even the poor have just about given up CRTs tho, and if you haven't you must be from Fiji.

The rift is no different. I'm not buying one because I know in 4 years there will be a newer model that has 27K resolution with 6 color LED pixels or something. Gonna wait for my useless 3D TV to break first before I buy another substitute.

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Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 19:26:50 [Preview] No. 13805 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
(from 4chon)

>I'm going to hold some details back, because I'm pretty sure what I'm doing is at least a little illegal.

>I'm a femanon who has always had a interest in public use.

>I live in a large 4-bed place that is ~3 minutes walk from a college. I've long since graduated, and have a good job and make good money, but I live here because I can find young guy roommates very easily. I provide free housing, often to 6 guys, but right now only 5, and insist on them being attractive and clean. I make it very clear to them that if I'm in the common area, I'm dtf. They don't need to ask, or use protection, just go to work. If I've got a pink bracelet, anal is okay.

>I've lived the last 3 years as a communal fleshlight, and its great.

Free rent, free sex, stable job, "fuck me whenever you want however toy like without attachments." Am intrigued. Where can I get find another girl like her?

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in anonymous posts on the internet

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 20:41:07 [Preview] No. 13629 del
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I also would like to try super pregnancy, rating feats to feed them all, and giving orgasmic birth to twice at once. I don't want to have the responsibly of raising kids while poor though.

Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:01:05 [Preview] No. 13633 del
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You mean pregnant, but how big? Near immobile? Perfectly mobile? So big the belly make up more than 60% of your body?

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Maybe, but if it pop out...

*not that it's a bad thing, mind you.**

Anonymous 11/12/2017 (Sun) 21:05:41 [Preview] No. 13769 del
Probably motorboat myself and do jumping jacks.

I wonder if using your own bosom as a pillow is comfortable?

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 14:28:59 [Preview] No.13804 del
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Turn into a flirt and show guys paradise.
And make billions on chatterbate.

a good thread Anonymous 11/16/2017 (Thu) 08:54:59 [Preview] No. 13778 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
there are no good threads
so i decided to make one
this is a good thread
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Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 07:08:28 [Preview] No.13797 del
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is this a trailer for it? idk nippooon

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 07:37:27 [Preview] No.13798 del

silly kinese people

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 10:16:17 [Preview] No.13799 del
Looks like a new part. I thought red haired guy had died but I guess he's back for some reason.

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 11:05:41 [Preview] No.13800 del
yea the date looks like 12/8/17 on the thumbnail there. been meaning to power watch it since I heard about it a year ago. seems interesting.

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 11:56:05 [Preview] No.13803 del
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That's Japanese order for dates. Year comes first, month next, then the day. So it comes out next month in December.

The first part was alright if you are okay with Urobuchi's writing style. Japs aren't familiar with Wushu, so they made the main character play the role of a mysterious rounin and he was kind of a cool character. Urobuchi is known for cool twists, and I thought it was clever how they much upped his power levels when they reveal what his "sword" really was. That was an original twist.

Really nice not having an anxious feminine protagonist for a change. Ronin guy acts chill and has a relaxed deep voice that would fit a surfer.

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Anonymous 11/07/2017 (Tue) 00:21:12 [Preview] No. 13711 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>you will never get to experience true orgasmic pleasure of a woman being gang raped by vibrators.

Why live?

Anonymous 11/07/2017 (Tue) 00:23:01 [Preview] No. 13712 del
there's a point where it becomes painful

but it's not like a virgin like you would know

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Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 11:43:52 [Preview] No.13802 del
You don't even have a vagina and I don't believe you.

join for cancer Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 04:13:09 [Preview] No. 13796 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 11/17/2017 (Fri) 18:14:52 [Preview] No. 13793 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why doesn't 4chan allow nude lolis? Why do people who call themselves real weebs accept that status quo? They are pussies and only real otaku like lolis because its an aquired taste from years of watching anime.