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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 04/27/2017 (Thu) 23:16:06 [Preview] No. 11999 del

da onion not work


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Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:29:11 [Preview] No. 12337 del
oy test

Anonymous 08/15/2017 (Tue) 00:39:56 [Preview] No. 12734 del
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Who? Lord Voldemort?

Anonymous 09/05/2017 (Tue) 08:51:58 [Preview] No. 13115 del
posting here as ghetto cloud storage please fogrive

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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 19:00:56 [Preview] No. 13326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 09/25/2017 (Mon) 06:43:13 [Preview] No. 13329 del
Touhou is old and she's an old hag now. Not /b/ enough.

Anonymous 09/25/2017 (Mon) 06:49:24 [Preview] No. 13330 del
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I like touhou for the dude

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Good charities Anonymous 09/09/2017 (Sat) 21:38:39 [Preview] No. 13179 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are there any good charities I can donate my used car to? It has a mechanical problem that I don't want to fix since I have two cars, but it still runs and it would cost less to fix than to but a comparable car. Kars4kids (Kars4Jews) ads are bogus and it mainly helps Jewish kids in New York. Folks have been trying to get me to donate it to a church or the poor people there, and I was tempted, but there is no way in I'm giving their evangelical network any more influence. If there were a secular charity I might do it.

I don't want to support any non-profit or charity where the management gets 1 million dollar salaries or is corrupt as fuck.
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Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:23:54 [Preview] No. 13195 del
>my local npr station was taking cars as donations a while back. not really sure if they're corrupt or not.
lol, NPR isn't "corrupt", but you may or may not want to support their programming, which tends to have a certain political bent. Morons accuse them of being "left-wing", but they're too bourgeois for that designation. They're a bunch of corporatist Democrats who have a bias toward (Bill) Clinton-esque and Obama-esque economic centrism and social liberalism. So Bernie was too far left for them economically, for example, but a Mitt Romney would be too far right socially. They like abortion (rights), gun control, business-friendly environmentalism, and muh wimminz and muh dindus.

Joshua Johnson (a gay nigger), who is the host of "The 1a" had Chelsea van Valkenberg on recently to help her shill her new book and tell her how stunning and brave she is.

Unfortunately, as much as I can criticize NPR, I listen to them a lot, because I drive a lot, and basically every other political/news show on the radio is worse. So I listen to them, but I won't donate to them.

Also, tons of their reporters, show hosts, and panelists are Jews. I mean, for as much as they hyperventilate about proportional representation for blacks and women, they sure don't seem to mind that even though Jews are ~%2 of the US population, they're a huge proportion of reporters at NPR.

>Why not just sell the car and give the cash?
Sounds like a pain in the ass, and the IRS is a lot less likely to question a car donation to NPR (which they see all the time) than a supposed cash donation to a charity.

Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:33:15 [Preview] No. 13196 del
I guess I should actually make a suggestion instead of just bitching about NPR.

I like >>13184 's suggestion about donating the car directly to a person*. There are lots of decent people who are hard up for transportation because of things outside of their control. I don't like the idea of flyers though, because I think you'd just get a bunch of spics or potatoniggers (Irish) who fancy themselves shade-tree mechanics and want to put some minimum mechanical work into a free car and flip it for a grand or two.

If you're not a basement dwelling autist, you ought to be able to figure out how to meet a variety of people, some of whom will be (or will know) people who could use your car. I don't have any specific advice about that, though, because I'm a basement dwelling autist.

*In order to avoid falling afoul of various retarded laws about taxable gifts and the like, you might need to actually sell the car for a nominal amount.

Anonymous 09/13/2017 (Wed) 06:57:23 [Preview] No. 13200 del
I think so long as, at least in my state, you both head down to the DMV and the other person pays for the title transfer you can skirt that shit.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 18:01:56 [Preview] No. 13325 del
What car?

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 23:04:28 [Preview] No. 13328 del
96 Camry with a transmission problem.

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banned from cuckchan Anonymous 06/04/2017 (Sun) 08:54:37 [Preview] No. 12208 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We all know most of the anons here were banned from cuckchan, greentext what you did.
>finds CP on google
>asks 4chans /b of opinions if it is cp
>doesn't provide source just how to find
>great discussion
>banned for posting CP
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Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 17:17:03 [Preview] No. 12885 del
if nintendo could get some decent 3rd party support and drop this amiibo bullshit i'd gladly buy a switch or had purchased a wii u. a basic switch is almost 400 bucks, a wii u refurbished is still going for $250?! it ain't even about the dough tbh, but more the initial investment versus how much you could potentially get out of it.
rabbids and zelda look cool.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 02:01:07 [Preview] No. 13297 del
I posted this on /d/ and they said it was shota and banned me.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:24:19 [Preview] No. 13302 del
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I got banned for posting photographs of a child actress, fully clothed, not doing anything out of the ordinary. None of my comments about the photos were sexualized in any way, and as I recall, most of the other comments were pretty tame, too.

But this was after ownership of 4chan had been transferred to an LLC (owned by moot), and moot had "stepped down as admin" (yeah, right), and the moderators and janitors had received instructions to clean up the site in preparation for sale. So I got an "idiot pedophile" ban.

I didn't use 4chan much after that. The ban wasn't a factor: they had only banned the proxy I was using at the moment. I was just disappointed in how utterly humorless the place had become.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 22:38:48 [Preview] No. 13327 del
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I dindu nuffin. I just stopped posting there because the captcha was too annoying.
But once I got 3-day ban for posting a MLP picture on /vr/.

cuntbooru Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 16:16:16 [Preview] No. 13324 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i cant acess cuntbooru.moe due to to many redirects, do you guys have the same problem?
is there a fix to this issue?
are there other sites similar to cuntbooru.moe?

Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 11:37:12 [Preview] No. 12774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i got a new camera
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Anonymous 08/17/2017 (Thu) 20:56:56 [Preview] No. 12780 del
I had my finger over the lens

Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 03:27:51 [Preview] No. 12820 del
I am very envious. I want a camera that contains an object-recognizer that identifies the top six or seven things in a picture (wall, window, sun, floor, table, plant) and regenerates the image too.

Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 05:30:30 [Preview] No. 12821 del
I think I found a picture of you on here. Mr. Envious.

Anonymous 08/20/2017 (Sun) 06:14:30 [Preview] No. 12822 del
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ahhhh Mr. Envious is sucker for RGB value puns

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 14:23:28 [Preview] No. 13323 del
watchin aneemay

Africa has the best culture! Anonymous 09/08/2017 (Fri) 07:58:02 [Preview] No. 13162 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>African food is traditionally eaten with the hands. You must take fermented dough balls, make a hole in the dough, and dip them in soup to eat the soup because they never invented eating utensils like the Chinese or Europeans. Everyone dips their hands in the same soup and then licks their hands clean.

>Africans have determined the custom of not using sanitized eating utensils has let Africans develop stronger resistance to bacteria so they can be healthier and live longer than the white men. (We have so much to learn from this noble and advanced culture.)

>Africans have resisted the calls to use eating utensials, because they value tradition and know sanitation is a Trojan horse that would lead to colonial imperialism destroying another part of their African heritage.

Have you even eaten African? You can't call yourself a refined gentleman until you have got your hands dirty in African soup.

More of these people keep coming and we have to make them feel welcome. So from now on I'm going to start eating all food with my hands, from pasta to ice cream because I Don't want to be closed-minded.
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:39:33 [Preview] No. 13304 del
Passive-aggressive racism is hilarious. The thread reads like a bunch of southern baptist faggots nervously organizing their next lemon party.

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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:28:41 [Preview] No. 13314 del
Nothing wrong with that. It does seem gross but that's just the western civilization talking. Seems like in OP's pic there's a layer of dough at the bottom so you skim that up with whatever ingredients you want to eat and it keeps everything some what clean.
So long as you don't share your table with sketchy folk it's probably not all that bad. Meanwhile there is a woman somewhere in America calling Orkin because an ant got into her kitchen.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:39:00 [Preview] No. 13316 del
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You're not kidding I know an old Christcuck who called pest control because she found 6 ants on her counter, because she left food out. She said she had them spray pesticides around the house to keep out the ants a few years ago and it must have worn off. So she had them spray pesticides around the house a second time to keep them from coming back for a few more years. She would rather breathe DDT than be forced to put away her food faster to avoid a few ants.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 12:18:18 [Preview] No. 13322 del
Hands are washed before and after eating.

Has the right idea; you tear off a piece of the bread and use that to grab whatever you want to eat, similar to eating yiros on a plate.

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:41:39 [Preview] No. 13317 del
Are you fucking serious.
Learn to use spoilers, goddammit..

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:48:23 [Preview] No. 13318 del
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I would like it but I have a vulnerability fetish. The boobs would limit mobility and force the girl to rest on her back more, and she would gradually be forced to admit she's a walking sex symbol toting beach balls that the human race ia hard-wired to find highly desirable. I would like to live in a world that is a lot more sexually charged, and where sex is both more common and pleasurable.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:57:18 [Preview] No. 13319 del
I personally prefer it to be something like "everyone get used to the leaking mass of flesh that take to much space", and Cary in with everyday life, getting stuck in doorframe, having trouble with sitting close to a table, being unable to go in the shower, public transports with everyone being smothered with boobs...

Why would girls be the only ones to have fun with their milk jugs?
Plus nobody would complain with stuff "you don't get it, they are heavy!" 'cause everyone have them heavy.

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When I was a kid girls acted nicer to me than boys. I never was physically bullied by the girls, and I haven't lost that favorable impression of little girls. I do think that by late high school, men had become easier to deal with. That said, they're still more scary when they shout or have an outburst because they would weigh more in a fight. In a violent world I would prefer more females, especially if there is still child abuse, though as corporal punishment becomes illegal and violence is not accepted, men have become less scary.

A study has found that both genders prefer not to work for a female boss because they are petty and bossy. Therefore I may be overdue for adjusting my thinking, and maybe I should favor the virtues of men more.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 12:17:49 [Preview] No. 13321 del
It really depend on the person and education, but most of the time, yeah, boys tend to be more aggressive.

Like, in my school there was a girl that was way more aggressive than any other kid, and she grew up to be a bully, while some guys where just nice.

Growing up, some girls get really nasty, with a "I'm better than you" attitude, even if this is rare.
Women DO get emotional and irrational sometimes, but it's mostly because their hormones change tackle them with the power of a freight train, really. Work also for some men, though.

And about the boss thing, I've been under several women, and... Yeah, they tend to be petty. Or really annoyed because female coworkers go bitch to them about stupid stuff (like in the middle of a meeting a woman start talking about how the boss never go and praise them when they do their job. The only thing the boss said was "you're not even that good at what you do.", which was answered by a surprised expression and a "so?".)

Hmph, I had one really great woman as a boss a while ago, when she start to be aggressive for no reason she just stop, take a deep breath and tell us she's" sorry about that, it's THAT time of the month." and resume in a more professional way. Everyone kinda kept track of when it happens to avoid her when "IT" come. She was pretty grateful.

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Anonymous 09/23/2017 (Sat) 18:07:58 [Preview] No. 13291 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hope you're looking forward to nothing but a hundred Hollywood remakes for five years. don't call it a grave, you choose this.
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Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:53:00 [Preview] No. 13306 del
That's more confusing in a way though, because I've heard studios care more about opening weekends in the US but they know most of their money is coming from China, and backend merch and...I wanna say DVD sales but is it just streaming rights now? Are DVDs popular still outside of America? I was talking to a younger co-worker and she said she didn't know how to work a DVD player, I think she's like 20? I thought that was insane. They're very simple.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:57:33 [Preview] No. 13307 del
re-reading my post I see it might come off a bit unclear. Basically they still base a lot of their decisions or at the very least have an initial overreaction based off of a now irrelevant metric, opening weekend box office in the US that is.
Maybe they're undergoing a transitionary period. That being said I've heard this might end up being the worst year for Hollywood all around in a long time. Does that include the Chinese numbers? Do they have to pay a lot of money to do business in China?

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>That's more confusing in a way though, because I've heard studios care more about opening weekends in the US
They still care a lot about that. But if a movie is expected to do well in the US on opening weekend, but very poorly in China, it's a lot harder to get made. Not impossible. But Hollywood films are big business, and the people who put their money in them (instead of the bank, or stocks, or real estate) expect significant returns. That's one of the reasons you'll almost never see a major Hollywood movie that's critical of China in any way. In fact, there was a space movie a couple years ago (might have been Interstellar, they all run together for me) where the film made a point of showing a benevolent China sending one of their rockets to save the day. Pure pandering.

As for DVD (and Blu-ray) sales, I don't know whether they're going up or down or what, but not even all of the US has broadband internet at home, and there are billions of people in the world who still don't have internet at all. Not to mention that the availability of a given film through "streaming" doesn't mean it's universally available. Streaming on what? Netflix, Hulu, HBO, etc.? If you look at people/households that have fast broadband internet and subscribe to multiple streaming services, I'm sure they don't buy many DVDs anymore. Otherwise, it remains a valuable medium for now, the occasional 20-year-old cumdumpster notwithstanding.

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that snail better be 18

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:45:49 [Preview] No. 13312 del
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It is.

In snail years.

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Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:11:19 [Preview] No. 12932 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi endchan I'm rozelli
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Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 04:35:57 [Preview] No. 13218 del
I guess... if you say so.

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Anonymous 09/21/2017 (Thu) 15:51:16 [Preview] No. 13269 del
expecto patronum

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:44:21 [Preview] No. 13294 del
Read what British feminists have to say and detoxify your mind. porn is a tool of the patriarchy to enslave the female mind and normalize female submission.