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>>12045
oy test

Who? Lord Voldemort?

posting here as ghetto cloud storage please fogrive

>>13326
Touhou is old and she's an old hag now. Not /b/ enough.

I like touhou for the dude

>>13181
>my local npr station was taking cars as donations a while back. not really sure if they're corrupt or not.
lol, NPR isn't "corrupt", but you may or may not want to support their programming, which tends to have a certain political bent. Morons accuse them of being "left-wing", but they're too bourgeois for that designation. They're a bunch of corporatist Democrats who have a bias toward (Bill) Clinton-esque and Obama-esque economic centrism and social liberalism. So Bernie was too far left for them economically, for example, but a Mitt Romney would be too far right socially. They like abortion (rights), gun control, business-friendly environmentalism, and muh wimminz and muh dindus.

Joshua Johnson (a gay nigger), who is the host of "The 1a" had Chelsea van Valkenberg on recently to help her shill her new book and tell her how stunning and brave she is.

Unfortunately, as much as I can criticize NPR, I listen to them a lot, because I drive a lot, and basically every other political/news show on the radio is worse. So I listen to them, but I won't donate to them.

Also, tons of their reporters, show hosts, and panelists are Jews. I mean, for as much as they hyperventilate about proportional representation for blacks and women, they sure don't seem to mind that even though Jews are ~%2 of the US population, they're a huge proportion of reporters at NPR.

>Why not just sell the car and give the cash?
Sounds like a pain in the ass, and the IRS is a lot less likely to question a car donation to NPR (which they see all the time) than a supposed cash donation to a charity.

>>13179
I guess I should actually make a suggestion instead of just bitching about NPR.

I like >>13184 's suggestion about donating the car directly to a person*. There are lots of decent people who are hard up for transportation because of things outside of their control. I don't like the idea of flyers though, because I think you'd just get a bunch of spics or potatoniggers (Irish) who fancy themselves shade-tree mechanics and want to put some minimum mechanical work into a free car and flip it for a grand or two.

If you're not a basement dwelling autist, you ought to be able to figure out how to meet a variety of people, some of whom will be (or will know) people who could use your car. I don't have any specific advice about that, though, because I'm a basement dwelling autist.

*In order to avoid falling afoul of various retarded laws about taxable gifts and the like, you might need to actually sell the car for a nominal amount.

>>13196
I think so long as, at least in my state, you both head down to the DMV and the other person pays for the title transfer you can skirt that shit.

What car?

>>13325
96 Camry with a transmission problem.

>>12835
wait

>>12879
if nintendo could get some decent 3rd party support and drop this amiibo bullshit i'd gladly buy a switch or had purchased a wii u. a basic switch is almost 400 bucks, a wii u refurbished is still going for $250?! it ain't even about the dough tbh, but more the initial investment versus how much you could potentially get out of it.
rabbids and zelda look cool.

I posted this on /d/ and they said it was shota and banned me.

>>12879
I got banned for posting photographs of a child actress, fully clothed, not doing anything out of the ordinary. None of my comments about the photos were sexualized in any way, and as I recall, most of the other comments were pretty tame, too.

But this was after ownership of 4chan had been transferred to an LLC (owned by moot), and moot had "stepped down as admin" (yeah, right), and the moderators and janitors had received instructions to clean up the site in preparation for sale. So I got an "idiot pedophile" ban.

I didn't use 4chan much after that. The ban wasn't a factor: they had only banned the proxy I was using at the moment. I was just disappointed in how utterly humorless the place had become.

I dindu nuffin. I just stopped posting there because the captcha was too annoying.
But once I got 3-day ban for posting a MLP picture on /vr/.

I had my finger over the lens

I am very envious. I want a camera that contains an object-recognizer that identifies the top six or seven things in a picture (wall, window, sun, floor, table, plant) and regenerates the image too.

>>12820
I think I found a picture of you on here. Mr. Envious.

ahhhh Mr. Envious is sucker for RGB value puns

watchin aneemay

Passive-aggressive racism is hilarious. The thread reads like a bunch of southern baptist faggots nervously organizing their next lemon party.

>>13304
盐

>>13304
Nothing wrong with that. It does seem gross but that's just the western civilization talking. Seems like in OP's pic there's a layer of dough at the bottom so you skim that up with whatever ingredients you want to eat and it keeps everything some what clean.
So long as you don't share your table with sketchy folk it's probably not all that bad. Meanwhile there is a woman somewhere in America calling Orkin because an ant got into her kitchen.

>>13314
You're not kidding I know an old Christcuck who called pest control because she found 6 ants on her counter, because she left food out. She said she had them spray pesticides around the house to keep out the ants a few years ago and it must have worn off. So she had them spray pesticides around the house a second time to keep them from coming back for a few more years. She would rather breathe DDT than be forced to put away her food faster to avoid a few ants.

Hands are washed before and after eating.

>>13314
Has the right idea; you tear off a piece of the bread and use that to grab whatever you want to eat, similar to eating yiros on a plate.

>>13315
Are you fucking serious.
Learn to use spoilers, goddammit..

>>13293
I would like it but I have a vulnerability fetish. The boobs would limit mobility and force the girl to rest on her back more, and she would gradually be forced to admit she's a walking sex symbol toting beach balls that the human race ia hard-wired to find highly desirable. I would like to live in a world that is a lot more sexually charged, and where sex is both more common and pleasurable.

>>13318
I personally prefer it to be something like "everyone get used to the leaking mass of flesh that take to much space", and Cary in with everyday life, getting stuck in doorframe, having trouble with sitting close to a table, being unable to go in the shower, public transports with everyone being smothered with boobs...

Why would girls be the only ones to have fun with their milk jugs?
Plus nobody would complain with stuff "you don't get it, they are heavy!" 'cause everyone have them heavy.

>>13303
When I was a kid girls acted nicer to me than boys. I never was physically bullied by the girls, and I haven't lost that favorable impression of little girls. I do think that by late high school, men had become easier to deal with. That said, they're still more scary when they shout or have an outburst because they would weigh more in a fight. In a violent world I would prefer more females, especially if there is still child abuse, though as corporal punishment becomes illegal and violence is not accepted, men have become less scary.

A study has found that both genders prefer not to work for a female boss because they are petty and bossy. Therefore I may be overdue for adjusting my thinking, and maybe I should favor the virtues of men more.

>>13320
It really depend on the person and education, but most of the time, yeah, boys tend to be more aggressive.

Like, in my school there was a girl that was way more aggressive than any other kid, and she grew up to be a bully, while some guys where just nice.

Growing up, some girls get really nasty, with a "I'm better than you" attitude, even if this is rare.
Women DO get emotional and irrational sometimes, but it's mostly because their hormones change tackle them with the power of a freight train, really. Work also for some men, though.

And about the boss thing, I've been under several women, and... Yeah, they tend to be petty. Or really annoyed because female coworkers go bitch to them about stupid stuff (like in the middle of a meeting a woman start talking about how the boss never go and praise them when they do their job. The only thing the boss said was "you're not even that good at what you do.", which was answered by a surprised expression and a "so?".)


Hmph, I had one really great woman as a boss a while ago, when she start to be aggressive for no reason she just stop, take a deep breath and tell us she's" sorry about that, it's THAT time of the month." and resume in a more professional way. Everyone kinda kept track of when it happens to avoid her when "IT" come. She was pretty grateful.

>>13301
That's more confusing in a way though, because I've heard studios care more about opening weekends in the US but they know most of their money is coming from China, and backend merch and...I wanna say DVD sales but is it just streaming rights now? Are DVDs popular still outside of America? I was talking to a younger co-worker and she said she didn't know how to work a DVD player, I think she's like 20? I thought that was insane. They're very simple.

>>13306
re-reading my post I see it might come off a bit unclear. Basically they still base a lot of their decisions or at the very least have an initial overreaction based off of a now irrelevant metric, opening weekend box office in the US that is.
Maybe they're undergoing a transitionary period. That being said I've heard this might end up being the worst year for Hollywood all around in a long time. Does that include the Chinese numbers? Do they have to pay a lot of money to do business in China?

>>13306
>That's more confusing in a way though, because I've heard studios care more about opening weekends in the US
They still care a lot about that. But if a movie is expected to do well in the US on opening weekend, but very poorly in China, it's a lot harder to get made. Not impossible. But Hollywood films are big business, and the people who put their money in them (instead of the bank, or stocks, or real estate) expect significant returns. That's one of the reasons you'll almost never see a major Hollywood movie that's critical of China in any way. In fact, there was a space movie a couple years ago (might have been Interstellar, they all run together for me) where the film made a point of showing a benevolent China sending one of their rockets to save the day. Pure pandering.

As for DVD (and Blu-ray) sales, I don't know whether they're going up or down or what, but not even all of the US has broadband internet at home, and there are billions of people in the world who still don't have internet at all. Not to mention that the availability of a given film through "streaming" doesn't mean it's universally available. Streaming on what? Netflix, Hulu, HBO, etc.? If you look at people/households that have fast broadband internet and subscribe to multiple streaming services, I'm sure they don't buy many DVDs anymore. Otherwise, it remains a valuable medium for now, the occasional 20-year-old cumdumpster notwithstanding.

>>13309
that snail better be 18

>>13310
It is.

In snail years.

>>13217
I guess... if you say so.

Gavno

>>13216
Unfortunately

>>13268
expecto patronum

Read what British feminists have to say and detoxify your mind. porn is a tool of the patriarchy to enslave the female mind and normalize female submission.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Porn_Culture