>>24536
thats no place to escape hectors belt

>making up stuff again
This is sad at this point

>>24538
belt up

>>24539
Belting vs brown pounding, who will become the victor. And establish himself as the man of the Rivera.

At least he's not Back, and he's English

>>24542
English is in Spain.

>>24547
And Spain exists in Watnai.

>>24547
>>24549
YOU ARE WRONG YOU IDIOTS
MEXICO IS IN SPAIN

>>24550
Kitty God is in my head.

>>24551
Like a viral worm parasite?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/08/30/australia-woman-brain-worm-carpet-python/

>>24552
We all know the only woman here is Megan and no one wants up and in that poop deck.

>>24555
Take that sick shit back to /bant/

>>24556
ever since qa closed down bant has been full of stinky tranny melanin fetishists
ok you right
it belong in bant

>>24557
What even was the sighting of The Geordie tbh?

>>24558
idk bro
every time op spots geordie its when the archive is down so i cant find nuffin

>>24562
Geordie is on to almost all of our sleep schedules. Be afraid.

>Klim found this thread in only 9 minutes, and he didn't seem active while Yonkers was not here....I wonder if Klim is just another identity of Mittens/Yonkers/Ralsei
Lol.

>>24571
Klim is Yonkers is Bernie is Mittens!

Mfw byte was the Geordie off his meds. Smh.

>>24679
geordie takes his ambien

>>24683
>>24682
yep. ambien

>>24679
Except there's nobody off any "med".
There's no Jenkem.
There's no piss closet
and there's no mom dead
>>24681
>used to treat insomnia and anxiety
i have neither lol. plus im not scared all the time.

>>24687
whos in a bunker whos in a bunker

>>24690
Your dad's in the bunker after he went to get milk

>>24692
Women and children first.

>>24687
Uh oh... his voices have started up again for him...

>You cannot watch someone who has blocked you.
God damn it. Why?
>>24693
What the fuck? No they don't... can you STOP comparing my stuff to those who suffer irl? Even with depression? Dont ever fucking compare my work to pharmacy againy you pedo

>>24696
what voice
i am not recording my voice
i do not hear anybody
i am not the crazy one at all
i have never had any symptoms of anxiety, insomnees, or any of that crap
me arguing and calling you out is not a symptom of anxiety😃

>>24698
>You cannot watch someone who has blocked you.
<God damn it. Why?
To protect people from you. Too bad you can't do the same over here.

>>29537
>replying late
You're the problem here.
>to prote-
Protect?? From a single fucking watch or interaction?

>>29538
Pedo spotted

>>29556
You can't spot anyone. Lazy fail ass

>>29594
PDD spotted.

>>29604
who's people Klim? I'm not the definition of an entire society ignoring your ass. Me and you aren't enough for "people", or "everyone". Stop thinking you're in public

>>29538
Your illness makes you encroach and latch onto individuals that unwillingly interact with you. And as I stated, too bad so sad, you can't have those very features you complain about on here. It's not like anyone is hanging out on your boards after all.

>>29628
No I'm not. Maybe stop projecting your own problems on me.
>>29632
I'm not stupid, and your "memes" are terrible.
>>29660
..Autism isn't a illness, anon. Latch onto whom? Literally nobody.
>unwilli-
It's only "unwilling" because you have excessive paranoia. You thin you're going to "regret" talking to someone??? Who doesn't even pose as a threat to human life?? Take zoloft you scared idiot.

>>29661
You're right, it's a disorder not an illness. Like your pervasive developmental disorder.

>>29661
>It's only "unwilling" because you have excessive paranoia. You thin you're going to "regret" talking to someone??? Who doesn't even pose as a threat to human life??
Which is why you love us. We don't pose a threat.
>Take zoloft you scared idiot.
Are you taking zoloft as well?

>>29662
It's not a disorder, either.

>>29676
I dont love you guys?? I dont like any of this harassment
>are you-
No because I don't have anxiety? For all my life I was never scared.

>>29677
PDD detected. Did you forget what the letters stand for or is that another thing you can't read?

>>29678
>I dont love you guys??
Anywhere else, you go blocks, bans, kicks, or ignores you. You're like my dog at the end of the day. I come back from work and he is happy to see me. Maybe Carmen needs to take you on walks.

>>29695
dogs do less pissing in the house
poopies eating frequency about the same tho

>>29711
What is stupid about calling your immature actions out? You're jealous cuz I don't say anything to a childhood photo like that, or steal their work

>>31071
Thanks for bumping an old thread. Interesting: that's what you tell others not to do.
Looks like it's another case of "Rules For Thee...", huh?

>>31071
> I don't say anything to a childhood photo
Too busy saying things directly to the children on Discord.

>>29699
>poopies eating frequency about the same tho
Even my dog knows to hold it in, or go in the corner if I'm gone too long. And that fucker is pushing his old age. Idk what that says about Geordie pissing and shitting everywhere.

>>32658
They say the smarter breeds have the IQ of a small child, Jordan's mother says he has the IQ of a 5 year old. Obviously the children that dogs take after are the smarter ones compared to PDD sufferers.

>>32731
You've got to feel for Carmen.
Imagine having to mother a son like Jordan.

>>32731
does the iq of a 5 year old think about sex? piss off with this regurgitated theory from a 2 year old video
>>32734
You've got to feel for you.
Imagine being raised to talk shit online like this.

>>32846
Yes, they can. In fact, they can to the point that medical experts have to discuss how to handle it. https://ep.bmj.com/content/103/3/141
What needs to stop is your PDD brain thinking that your obsession with whacking it proves you don't have the mind of a child.

>>32932
Good factual and logical argument.
It'll be dismissed out of hand, of course.

>>32905
Answer my question instead of being untreated.
>>32932
So... then it's not a mental age thinking of it. It's a physical adult thinking of those things, not a child.
>rambling about something i dont have at all, and a nonexistent "obsession"
Mate I've never mentioned PDD, stop thinking everything is about three letters and their non sequitors.

>>32957
PDD psychobabble

>>32979
It's not psychobabble or PDD at all. It's in *clear* english as you want it. Stop being stupid on purpose and get out.

>>32957
The point is that "a child doesn't" isn't an argument why you don't have the mind of a child since children are documented as doing these things too.

>>33016
oh yeah, as if a child knows how to fucking jerk off or look up porn of whatever female character with a kid art style. shut up man. proclaiming osmeone has pdd for actually having knowledge and researching them doesnt make them... that. it doesnt make them a mental child. and even if it made them whatever 'child' to your feeble-minded head of yours, it shouldn't be much of a matter to point it out. stop trying to fucking hope people act like you or something.

>>39679
Jordan, you literally can't learn this medical fact, can you? Poor PDD retard.

>>39751
Never tell me what I do or do not know again. I am warning you. I mean it. The consequences will never be the same.

>>39753
I see you, Australian.

>>39758
The internet is in Spain.

>>39760
Spain is in Mexico where the internet is made by Jesus

It will always be funny that he keeps going back to the child sexuality argument to try and prove he doesn't have a learning impairment when it proves that he has failed time and time again to learn these medically accepted truths:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/minority-report/201904/sexual-behaviors-in-children
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/preschool/Pages/Sexual-Behaviors-Young-Children.aspx
https://psychcentral.com/pro/childhood-sexual-behavior-whats-normal-and-whats-not#1
If you're capable of learning Jordan, why are you still not able to learn this? PDD. That's why.

>>39766
Cooper forced me

>>39766
What amazing creative art skills on display.
So mature
Such greatness.
Much wow.

>>39765
Notice that Jordan never comments on posts such as these.
Why?
a] tl:dr
b] PDD
c] Cannot comprehend the Law and its consequences, hard truth and facts
d] other....

>>39967
when geordie is caught pedoing he got 3 ways to deal with it
flood board
no longer works properly because of thread limiting
change subject
does not work because we aint as retarded as geordie
hide
currently the only thing that work but dont actually fix anything because he cant ever leave and will always come back so it will carry on
lol
fuckin retarded

>>40073
disable thread limiting for good

>>40207
lol
im fucking smart
u fuckin dumb

>>40208
That's not nice, Klimmister

>>40208
you spend years giving us free entertainment
and it makes you seethe
that dont sound very smart lol

>>40242
Jordan: Portrait of Stirring the Watnai Poop Pool

Somebody explain what Yonkers has to do with bant

>>45038
diddles
formerly known as yonkers
first became known to the wider internet when he started shitting up bant with his retard child postings
>ackchhually i was on the internet before
shut up diddles nobody was paying attention to a retard kid on roblox talking to other retard kids where retard kids belong
anyway he would shit up the board good sometimes flooding the whole front page with his obviously underage tardbabble
this grew his fame and the more people found out about him
the more of a lolcow it was obvious he is
now we got chris chan 2
but instead of his momma he tryna fuck little boys
if you want to go back to the start heres ground zero
https://archived.moe/bant/thread/5012394/

>>45039
Correct
💯😉

>>45038
actually the little dude was born in 2004
fast forward to late 2010s
he started off in 2019 as the ralsei roleplayer
then he stopped at late 2019
then 2020 he came back but got unwantedly harassed just for sharing creations online
thankfully this has stopped as the creators have no public accounts as of 2025
he has not done any "misconduct" as some retarded 2009-born wikia person has claimed.
he is not retarded, full stop. he has learned to not go on the website as an alleged minor.
and then he got killed and reincarnated into mackenzie, who is part of the john doe family now.
he is not tardbabbled at all, ths is a word coined by people who are, again, misguided and naive about the creative awesomeness of mr. mackenzie (who was - by accident - given the name macker, from his late, late grandpa who is most likely now abandoned, isolated, and deceased. his name was macker father jr. who was a technical senior)
when mackenzie was reborn into the family, he had his aging ability removed and a completely different look, he was not grotesque, but he had now been wearing grey shirt as well as grey pants. the john family has been relocated to a safer sanctuary after the adoption center was allegedly under attack by an unknown fate of monsters, and some xenomorphs, (which was later revealed circa 1980 - post 2024-dom. currently he has been placed in a lava display, only guarded and authorized by ol' john, who also gives him food + also now serves as the main key of the projects over all. his wife is a friendly and sentient assistant named Maria (Magnificent Arenal Research for Internet of America).
>>45039
See? You're actually so rude and disingeuous for even trying to "infodump" on people you barely know + lie about. Go harass Dante or Pipster or something.

>>45051
is
>disingeuous
the word of the day on your diddles calendar or sth
might want to spell check words before you throw them around lol
so then diddles
which part of what i posted was a lie
quote one part that is untrue
and no opposite talking

seriously no one cares about your shitty excuse of "this dude turned a 'lolcow' becaue i chronically lurk kiwifarms for absolutely no purpose other than harassing little boys -turned adults and then i claim that he did 'misconduct' despite it never happening, and i must do everything to get him off for nothing. i am a huge corrupted egotistical moron just like mr. 19 year old and his cronies, as well as mr. larp as a black person".

it is been oversaid many times and needs to stop. this isn't another coming of chris chan, considering how awfully obsessive he was in his sonichu phase, before he started to rape his mother under "force". both janke and chris are awful, but janke's truly the worst for manipulating chris to think its okay to fuck their own parental figure, even if she is at the ripe age of elderly standard. it is wild that you compare me, a fucking young person, to someone that's like VERY older than me, and has actually done fucked up things that i hadn't. this is absurd.
>>45053
Genuinely kill yourself. Or go harass someone that's more worth your time than me of all people. You're in-denially obsessive over me it's so desensitized, compared to Sparklecunt drama. No wonder everyone is awful, because of you.

"no opposite talking" no one but yourself has been deluded this far.

"which part of-"
You clearly keep thinking I'm some "phile" because I do ZERO PERCENT of ANYTHING MISCONDUCTFUL. MERELY EXISTING IS NOT ILLEGAL. AND NEITHER IS STOPPING YOU FROM REPEATING YOURSELF LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.

ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE.

>>45054
lol you couldnt find any of my post that was untrue either could you
ikr lol
>>45055
i said no opposite talking diddles lol

>>45098

Look who's talking dipshit

(And can someone PLEASE remove the captcha?)

>>45101
No

Get to work, Precious.

>>45101
>Dipshit
Mmmmm... Delicious

>>45101
>can someone PLEASE remove the captcha
the captcha is turned off bro
i checked the settings
are you still seeing one or sth
thats strange
wonder why that could be

>>45127
Stop fucking around and turn the setting off now. Your inspect element games are getting old as fuck, you fucking MORON. YOU DELINQUENT, FEEBLE-MINDED MORON.

so turn the OPTION OFF, NOW!
>>45104
Genuinely kill yourself.
>>45125
I'm looking forward to the day you kill yourself.

>>45129
WE
MUST
OBEY

>>45129
well since you asked so nicely


no
you dont give the orders here shitler
this aint your scatzi regime
we aint in your turd reich
go try and start your didler youth elsewhere

>>45101
>>45127
We were forcing captcha on magrathea for a while, not sure if it is on.
There should not be any captcha on endchan.net and endchan.org if board staff turned it off.
I'm typing this on .net and I see captcha, while I can find boards with no captcha with ease.
My conclusion: BO/BV is trolling.
Tho on magra, the captcha still might be on regardless, not sure about that.

>>45144
Thanx Admin. Just ignore the whiny PDD Autist's crying about the captcha.
He is too retarded to figure it out. That's all there is to it.

>>45144
Captcha is now only for thread creation. Don't make me regret it, Diddles.

>>45161
>diddles
>Regret
Um....

>whiny PD-
How the fuck is being NORMAL compared to you exactly whining? You fucking sexualized me as a child and harassed me all the time. You get no say in this one. Stop saying you're "joking" when nobody is even laughing at you or agreeing with your posts at all. You are a sick, twisted man. You should be evicted out, Klim.
>he is too retar-
Figure out what? What does *your* stupidity have to do with knowing things already? No one is spamming. There should not be captcha if no one is spamming FUCKING POOP IMAGES. In fact, your board has NEVER BEEN SPAMMED.
>t-that's all there is to-
You groom minors you post them and you shame them in their adult hood until they die. There's much more than ignoring your problems, freak.
>>45161
No one will.
>>45164
No, don't fucking "um" him.

>>45165
You might want to check your board.

>>45184
Gr8 Bored
https://endchan.org/ethernet/

>>45165
>your board has NEVER BEEN SPAMMED.
I genuinely believe that Jordan has brain damage, he doesn't even remember his own actions.
Allow me to jog your PDD memory, groomer. >>31002

>>45165
>You groom minors
How are Cooper and Boss, Jordan? Did either of them turn 18 yet? Just because you fell in love with the old retard, that doesn't mean he groomed you like you're grooming kids all over the internet.