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Hello yes KC is kill.
You are free to use this board as your temporal refugee or to move here permanently. However, please refrain from creating more threads about state of main KC and related stuff. Instead


I will be removing all threads regarding this topic that will be made after this announcement.

This is much smaller board compared to what you were used to on KC main and things works bit differently here. I am doing this to prevent some quality threads from being deleted because of influx of pointless threads regarding same topic.
If you want to discuss some general topic like news, games, music etc. please check the catalog first if such thread isn't created already and use that thread.

Other than that there is not much moderation here so feel free to post whatever (remember the global rules though).

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Blogspot thred

The boiling meat burned itself
I'm not happy of the results. Now the house smells like shit and the meat will be given to the dogs.
Good thing is, when going to the meatshop to buy steaks (because the thing that was boiling got its water evaporated), my complete overboard thinking on the ruined meal allowed me to talk to a nice looking girl.
But still, the meat is completely ruined. My mother was supposed to eat that.
Talk here about ocurrances in your life, good, bad and memetic

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Libre Vidya Thread

Let's see your TOP 3 open source community driven games.

I personally love games involving strategy:

Warzone 2100:
Great tech tree with a balance on power, research and production with a tech tree you will never complete.

Now with near complete Tiberium Sun support and RA2 soon.

An advanced FPS with a strong emphasis on team play and tactics.

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How come the UK don't use electrical panels?

It seems like they just throw all the components on a plywood and call it a day.

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Role Playing Games

I want to begin a new series about a Hungarian pen and paper role playing game I've already mentioned in other thread(s). It's called M.A.G.U.S. - Kalandorok Krónikái (Chronicles of Adventurers) and I wish to guide you through it's history, world and maybe even rules. Frankly I'm not well prepared and most likely not the best person for the job, but, well, I'm the only one here and this is the best it's gonna get.
IRL talking with a real M.A.G.U.S. fan about M.A.G.U.S. is a real herculean challange as they can be extremely assburgerish about insignificant details, they can cite some careless comment from an obscure magazine's unknown article anytime and consider it rock solid canon they can base their opinion. It's worse to play it with an experienced fanatic as they are capable arguing to the point of the knife with the Kalandmester or Mesélő (Adventure Master or Tale Teller/Story-Teller, the DM, it's KM from no on) even if everyone knows the First Rule: the KM is always right.

Of course any other rpg can be discussed here, but I'd like to keep this thread for pnp or tabletop rpgs, crpgs should go into the Vidya thread.

>1st pic
This is the Első Törvénykönyv (First Code of Law or Rulebook, from now on ETK). It was published in 1997 for the first time.
>2nd pic
The Nagy Zöld (Big Green). Well this is the real first rulebook, published in 1993. The rules were written for a few years (I saw some parts in a mag from 1991) still it was full of errors, fuck ups and inconsistencies some of them haunt even in current year and will haunt probably forever. Never read it btw.
>3rd pic
Második Törvénykönyv (Second Code of Law) published in 1995 so even this predates the ETK... This one... I don't think it is more than some shitty addendum, even the foreword states every rule in this book is optional.
>4th pic
The continent of Ynev. I've no idea how to pronounce it so I call it Inev. The world itself is called Satriale... no, Satralis it has two other continents noone cares about only some vague shit were written about them and are unplayable by default. I think the ETK not even mentions the planet or operates on the supposition that Ynev is the name of the world. In following posts you will meet names very typical fantasy worlds. Lots of them were borrowed from IRL or other fantasy resources so prepare some familiar sounding stuff.

Oh I forgot. It's just a typical medieval fantasy world, with elves, dwarves and orcs. Luckily I don't know anything about gay-ass halflings.

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Do you play 2D chess, Bernd?

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Useless news from Taiwan

1. One woman killed her husband's sister. They shared an small apartment and had lots of arguments. Allegedly after a fight over inheritance, the woman killed the relative, then sealed the dead body with concret in her room. Somehow her husband didn't notice his sister didn't come out from her room for three days, until the company the sister worked for began to worry for her.
2. A controversial writer died. He had been a political prisoner in martial law era and a lawmaker later.
3. Coal power plant expansion program got into controversy.

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Becoming a dindu

I want to become a refugee in eu or any other 1st world country.
gibbb advices

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las noticias internacionales - al azar

This just in...
After the restoration of the Austro-Hungarian Empire two great nation found each other, the Polish and the Brazilian. Unquestionable support of the True Faith and hot grills are just two of many values these countries share not to mention economic similarities between North Brazil and Eastern Poland. Don't forget to invest there, good people.
Top level diplomats on both sides recognized the necessity of unification of the two countries. However Divine Signs imply the time isn't here yet the process has to be postponed until the alignment of the Statues of Christ is right.

In other news...

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do you use this to wake up?
they are very useful to me [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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uses twitter for a year

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Sweet dreams my prince.


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Music thread

Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.

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what do you think about imageboarding bernd?
are you tired of it?

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Religion thread

What do you believe in, Bernd?
Have you read the Bible?

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Weather Autism

Old thread is on auto-säge. It's already very hot in Europe and it's just April.

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All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.

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Webm thread


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Can't belead this bitch finally mustered up the courage to rap. she already gettin famous af [Embed]

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Do you use any kind of music to sleep? [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

I use brown noise to relax.

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israel is literally hitler threda

I am going to start with a new possible thread.

Religion of peace is peacefully resisting Zionist imperialism again.

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should i buy

should i buy this if i get my license in time? 50€ is preddy good price for shotgun

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what can we do with Mongoshitskins ?

have a look at this Untermensch

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koryŏ watch threda

today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread

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Am I welcome to post shit about my pathetic life here?

t.another mentally ill Kiwi

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an invitation


Take a break from all the intelectual discussions and join is for the mayday stream

There will be soda gay homosexual furries and justice for all!

see you on the stream

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Let's have an informative thread about each country's electoral geography and how it ties to demography, regionalism and so on.

Brazil's sharp blue state/purple state/red state divide, which only emerged from 2006 onwards, has been talked about a lot; Geocurrents had two excellent articles about it. I won't talk about the basics, as they're already covered well enough. But Martin W. Lewis has missed some things.

First of all, party loyalties at the state level do make a difference. This factor isn't as strong as it used to be in the Old/Oligarchic Republic period (1889-1930), when the entire national political process was centered on state-level loyalties, but is still felt in some states.
Rio Grande do Sul's leftist past mentioned in his article is a legacy of the state's social democratic loyalties. As they leaned towards a different, non Workers Party string of social democracy (see Leonel Brizola, the leftist who famously called Lula a "bearded frog") that has been defeated and cucked by the PT, their support for Lula gradually faded away.
São Paulo is an even better example: the entire state is radically anti-PT and anti-leftist, and has had fought to install its distinct political views on the federal government for over a century, to the point of fighting a civil war in 1932 when it was evicted from a decade-long liberal hegemony.

Another important point is that the hinterland has some distinct electoral factors absent from the densely populated coastal states the northernmost two still count as hinterland; Lewis shrugs off Roraima as an irrelevant case, but it expresses the same factors he covered about Mato Grosso.

What the hinterland states have in common is that their vast swathes of desolate savanna and jungle have experienced continuous waves of settlement and economic development since the last century. Thus, they have three dynamics that impact their voting:
>Highly profitable agricultural frontier areas versus poor traditional communities
>Expanding ethnic Brazilian settlement versus native communities and their reserve areas, with leftist governments backing the natives;
>Land reform, local political machines controlled by the rural upper class, peasant-landowner class conflict, far-left movements that claim to represent the landless invading and damaging property everywhere and so on

I know some of this personally, as I have an uncle who moved a couple decades ago to become a landowner in the hinterland; whenever he visits us, he complains about gun control and ignorant gringos/southeeasterners who know nothing about his situation, but constantly shill for environmentalism, natives, land reform and so on.

These factors explain why many states in the West and North -including 20% white Roraima- have consistently voted for the Right in past elections.

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Syria War thread

Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map

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wetter threda

anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins

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Outdoor Thread

Let's have a new one. The old had some success so why not.

I'm trying to go out for few hours on every weekend, right now I'm breaking in a new boots. It's quite sad really. I need a pair for spring and autumn (and in certain circumstances for summer) but all of them has built in liner and hot as fuck in these weather conditions. The ones you can get in outdoor shops are overpriced, the cheaper ones are crappy as well and all of them for ripping off normies who go out once in every decade. Milsurp is shit and not durable at all. Seriously if the boots get busted before the laces are torn apart than we have a problem.

I made some not so great pictures to share.
A woodpecker is pecking wood.

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Russian Ministry of Defence has found people from the video published by BBC
and interviewed them. Here's the video
- On Sunday, April 8th, one of the buildings was bombed. The upper floors of the building were destroyed and the injured from the upper floors were brought to us by the ambulance. A fire broke out on the 1st floor and there was heavy smoke on the 1st floor and in the basement. The people were brought to the emergency aid unit and we started to provide aid to the people. When we were working we didn't pay attention to who was filming us. We were filmed. And then came one man who started shouting that this is a chemical poisoning. This man from the outside was saying that the people were subjects of a chemical attack. The people got frightened and started to pour water on themselves and use inhalers. The doctors from the hospital were telling us that there was no chemical poisoning.
- My name is Khalil Ajij. I'm a student at a medical college. I work at the main hospital in Douma in emergency aid unit. On April 8th a building was bombed in the city. The upper floors were destroyed and the fire broke out on the first floors. All injured from that building were brought to our hospital. Residents from the upper floors had symptoms of suffocation from smoke. We were providing aid based on these symptoms of suffocation. During all this a man from the outside came in, whom I do not know. He said that this was an attack with toxic agent. People got frightened, there was struggle, relatives of the injured started to pour water on each other. Some other people without medical training started to use asthma inhalers on the children. We haven't seen a single patient with chemical poisoning symptoms.
- That's me.
- That's me.
- That girl already had asthma. And due to breathing in poisoned smoke she got that tracheal asthma.
- That's me.
- This is panic. When people got frightened and a panic started ... That's me.

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Hi guys, I hope you're fine.

I have a project to seduce a girl I knew a long time ago (it's been 2 years), during a summer job. And I think I need your help, I'm desperate.

I was a complete dog, she walked in the workshop and I could not help but look at her, yet it's really not my habit to be like that. But I really liked her, even too much, so much so that during the 2 months I wasthere I did not even approach.

That, and the fact that it is at a workplace anyway.
In short, recently, I received a friend's suggestion from herm. Then another one, two days later.

Seeing this, I thought it was a sign and I'd better try it, rather than stay on a regret like a bellend, already I did not seize my chance at the appropriate time.

The problem is that I am an absolute shit in seduction, and I have never flirted through Facebook. So I feel like I should add her as a friend, but I'm afraid of wiping a bitter failure (the very ones that fill my life).

I conjure robots to help me in my business.
What should I say if she deigns to accept my invitation?

Are there things to do and not to do to avoid fuck ups?

Where to invite? And what to discuss?

Please guys, I beg you, I need to be held by the hand.

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I Bought $1000 Lost Luggage at an Auction and Found This… (Buying Lost Luggage Mystery Auction) [Embed]

Are airports allowed to do this?

I thought they had to destroy lost luggage due to privacy reasons.

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Tech Thread

Is it possible to disable GPS in phones?
I mean actually disable it like disassemble the phone and disconnect it on the circuit board and not just in the options menu which will disable it for you and apps but not for those who want to know your location (like Google or such).

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Does quantum tunneling imply that if I push myself many enough times into a wall, after maybe billions and billions of efforts, I could literally pass through the wall?

t. iq of one potato

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Warning All Microsoft Users: You May Need To Switch To Linux or an Other Alternative OS Soon... READ WHY


"Microsoft have changed their terms of service so that they can monitor any of your personal content, including the files on your PC, while using their products or services and if they deem it offensive they can take that content and their products/services away from you and ban you! If you happen to have an Xbox or have bought PC games from the Microsoft Store and are logged into your Microsoft account on any device while committing your "crime" you can be banned from Xbox Live and have all your downloaded games and any credit that's still in your account taken away!

But it gets worse. This applies to all Microsoft products and services. So therefore Windows itself! I think I have already been a victim, probably due to posting here, as recently my Windows 10 key was revoked out of the blue. I contacted Microsoft and they told me my key was no longer valid but outright refused to tell me why. So I had to buy Windows 10 again. I didn't buy it direct from them of course. Please post if this has happened to you very recently too.

I'm pretty scared about what's coming. They want us off the internet and I think this is how they're going to get many people. They're going to just shutdown our Windows on the basis of us breaking their new terms of service. What if ISPs are next?"

OP comment:

First off, no one should be using Windows 10. If you like Windows get an older one like Windows 2000, Vista or XP and make sure you turn OFF all automatic updates in the settings. Make sure you do not leave it online 24/7 either (leaving the OS online when not in use makes it much more vulnerable). There are also programs out there you can install that will completely remove all auto-updates for Windows if you are too lazy to change the settings.

If you want to switch to Linux you can install "Wine" and run Windows executives right from your Linux OS. Depending on which OS you partition (such as Q4OS) this will mimick an older version of Windows. Q4OS is what I recommend because you can install Wine and the OS replicates Windows XP, looking almost exactly the same!

Second, which is VERY important, users should be using a private VPN service in this day and age. No reason not to. Get off your lazy ass, buy a cheap private VPN (these can cost as low as $30 PER YEAR), and shield yourself by encrypting your communications and spoofing your IPs. Its easy and even us boomers can learn how to do it, I did.

Third: always have physical offline backups of any of your important files (this includes ISOs of the OS you use, software you may use and any media or other files you deem valuable).

Make sure you have access to several P2P clients and a Bit Torrent client in order to share media if websites start going down.

Here are some other security tips I recommend (trigger warning: some will seem pretty 'tin foil' but most are good tips!):

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how much do you pay for your niggers ? in Germoney we have to pay 3 mio € for 113 niggers / month

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bolitics serios discussion – edició català

Catalans have been acting pretty edgily lately. (note the correct usage of adverb there, and not the adjective) Their parliament apparently wants to illegally hold a binding referendum on independence, which is against the Spanish constitution.,_2017

Let's see what the Russian proofsters report on that.

Interdasting. It would seem the date is 1st of October. Until then, we can expect lots of backpedaling. But let us be surprised and hope something actually happens this time.

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Food & Drinks

I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.

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> drinking an beer with cheaps

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Willem-Alexander and Netherlands appreciation thread

Have you given tribute to our king today, Bernhard?
Oh boy I sure love living in this country under his rule. To think that I could have been born in Westphalia or Belgium or (may William of Orange forgive me for uttering this word) in Spain fills me with horror.
Please share your thoughts about our butiful country in this thread.

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Do you guys like space? I think space is really neat.

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Is there anything more animalistic and gross about the human facial aesthetic than nose hairs, the mere function of which is an air filter? This shit is gross.

And since my mid-20s, I have been cursed with excess nose hairs. Plucking them is a pain in the ass--some come out easily, yet there are so many more of them, and it takes forever. Then there are ones that seem to be directly attached to hypersensitive nerve endings and pulling those ones hurts like fuck and makes my eyes water.

I've tried that fancy pants contraption "electric nose trimmer" but it tends to do jack shit and typically misses the most crucial, thick hairs.

Now, when I shave with my safety razor in the morning, I've made a habit of sticking half of it up my nostril and twisting it around. This actually does get some nose hairs, but it takes a while to practice the art so as to note cause serious damage to the nose.

I have found the most effective way to rid excess, unsightly nose hairs is to use scissors. But even then I miss a few. Sometimes I think I should just stick a lighter flame up my nostril and burn the fuckers off. Is there any way to have the lower portion of the nostril forever hairless? I know nose hairs are important, but do I really need these long creepy ones that you can see inside my nose with my face in profile and an arm's length away from you? This shit is gross.

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Pagan Thread

Do not let these cuck degenerates bring down our strong Evropean, kc-tier beliefs my brothers. Where as vikings killed niggers, christian society has allowed for niggers to fuck h'wite women for christcucks to masturbate to. To support Christianity, is to support the degeneracy of modern society

>inb4 b-b-but that wasn't TRUE christantism

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What is your sexual market value on a scale of 1 to 10?

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since when this place is into existence

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A message is mandatory.

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This board requires diversity of threads, so let's talk about architecture.

I'd start with stealing some images from some blog and post them there, because I can. This is photos of Soviet projects of 1920-1960s. Sometimes they look straight from Rome or WH40K, it is sad that they weren't implemented (but some of them are pretty crazy though). Modern architecture is a mistake.

1 - project of House of Soviets in Leningrad, 1936
2 - Pantheon of war partisans, project, Moscow, 1942
3 - Victory column at Manezhnaya square in Moscow, 1947
4 - project of Museum of Patriotic War on Red Square, 1943.

It is interesting that they started to draw war projects when war wasn't over.

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In this ITT thread: Information * Knowledge is Power *

Did you know that if you have enough information you can take over the world? You just have to have the information. Gotta be a smart guy, be conniving, make people second guess themselves. They're all your enemies on your way to the top. Smash them with your information.

Information starter pack:

- The red-winged blackbird nests in loose colonies. The nest is built in cattails, rushes, grasses, sedge, or in alder or willow bushes. The nest is constructed entirely by the female over the course of three to six days.

- The legal system of Singapore is based on English common law.

- Ketamine was discovered in 1962, first tested in humans in 1964, and was approved for use in the United States in 1970. Shortly after its US approval it was extensively used for surgical anesthesia in the Vietnam War, due to its safety.

- In computing, a Digital Object Identifier or DOI is a persistent identifier or handle used to uniquely identify objects, standardized by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO).

What pussy-slaying facts do YOU know?

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imagine if casey was run by Mexicans

we'd be having a blast ATM

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Chink Movies Thread ...

... or rather Movies General but we need to maintain traditions even if I didn't watch any of the chink movies with you guys.

Seen these two recently. Both felt mediocre at best.
The Villainess was better the first person action scene right at the beginning was something. It was novelty for me I know such movies are already exist outside porn but hadn't seen one before. Other than that it was meh.
The Blade of the Immortal was worse. The whole movie is dark (as in lack of lighting not mood) the action scenes were obscure by that just as with the close up shots. Those hairstyles, glasses and weapons are annoying. The story is boring and that curing bloodworms theme feel out of the place.

When Polebernd looked for the Shaolin Soccer I dl'd that one too. Since then it rests on my hdd. I took a peek here and there and it looked really ridiculous so probably I'll find some time to watch that too.
How about you, Bernd? Any good stuff to watch? Or bad? I heard they making some movie about The Room.

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Can anyone tell me more about the fabled Landsknecht? I've read myths and a few encyclopedia entries about them. Mostly that they were bad asses armed with Zweihanders that would be used to cause disorder to pike formations. And the fact that they were one of the first mercenary units to adopt gunpowder tactics in conjunction with melee combat.

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I'm learning the Dvorak layout. Wish me best wishes, fam. At the moment I'm doing home row exercises, repeating all of them until I get to the point of getting at least 25 wpm with no mistakes. My keyboard, Mistel Barocco ergonomic split (the best keyboard money can buy), has a neat feature that allows you to switch between layouts by hitting Fn + a.

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Hourly reminder that there is not only one god but many of them and Väinämöinen is a prophet of them.

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Is Affirmative Action diversity quotas as dangerous in Western Europoor countries as it is in the US? If you've seen bullshit diversity quotas in Eastern Europoor countries be dangerous you're welcomed to post as well, but I doubt it's as big as an issue.

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How the fuck does one operate this shit board? All I wanted was a simple button to press for returning from anywhere to top.

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Ich bin noch am Leben und will Euch, so gut ich es eben kann, von unserem Unglück mitteilen. Die Angst, welche ich ausgestanden, kann ich nicht schildern. Ich sprang aus dem Bett, kleidete mich an und legte alle Sachen in den Koffer, was ich nicht brauchte, bis an meine Uhr und etliche kleine Geschenke, welche ich noch von Freunden als Andenken an die Heimat erhalten. Diese Kleinigkeiten steckte ich in mein Sammetsäcklein, schloss die Koffer und sprang, das Säcklein am Arme, auf das Verdeck. Die Rettungsboote waren schon alle bereit. Nun ein kühner Sprung, und ich befand mich im Rettungsboote. In aller Eile wurde fortgerudert, und kaum waren wir eine Viertelstunde auf offener See, da – ein Krach, und das Schiff versank in der Tiefe. Wir glaubten zuerst, dass alle gerettet wären. Ein Mann wurde aus dem Wasser gefischt und ist dann auf unserem Rettungsboote erfroren. Nun habe ich nichts mehr, als was ich auf dem Leibe trage, und mein Täschen; alles andere ist verschwunden im tiefen Meere.

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keine Landnahme


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Goodnight /kc/, /int/ and /whatever/

Last night I've this genius idea which will revolutionize goodnightposting.
Nod really.
Post images depicting sleeping figures or dreams or such you come across wherever.
They shouldn't have to be wallpaper size.

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the kc is dead
all hail kc

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It's March 15 again, national Holiday in Hungary on the occasion of the Revolution and War of Independence of 1848-49. I wrote about this event before both on March 15 and October 6 while both date offer a different perspective. I also wrote how the country's present-day political groups injects their narration into celebration and commemoration, but especially those are obnoxius the most who have major influence on the media, like the Fidesz now. And elections will be held on April 8.
I'm not sure what to write now. I wrote about the arch of the events in the October 6 thread and I don't want to specify that more. So...

Now that I post this I know more or less where to go, and have some text already. I'll post stuff throughout the day in small blocks, I'll keep it short (and sweet) as I have other things to attend as well.

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that feel when no gf

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That feel when last night you consumed a bunch of beer and fatty foods and now you’re on the toilet and along with beer farts the congealed, unabsorbed fat pops out of your arsehole like rubber glue and floats in strings and globs in the browned toilet water and this is how you begin your Sunday which in Gregorian reality is the start of the week and an entirely new seven days of life.

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Art Thread

I am not an expert on art. /disclaimer

Part of one of my high school spanish classes dealt mainly with learning about various "spanish" artists in spanish. The first of which was El Greco was probably my favorite. What led me to re-visit this subject was a hand symbol in one his portraits that pops up in a couple other of his paintings and what it's meaning is. My teacher explained it as being a secret sign christians used during their persecution, but that didn't make too much sense to me for a variety of reasons, and it seems to be a mystery still.
This site seems to go quite in detail into the matter.
His most notable peculiarity in painting was when depicting religious scenes or figures they'd be normally quite elongated and sometimes downright unnatural looking which drew the ire of some at the time but his natural scenes were depicted in a natural and realistic manner.
Included are a couple of triptychs:
>A work, such as an altarpiece, consisting of three painted or carved panels that are hinged together.
These are attributed to him and are circa 1568. They lack the elongated figures of a lot of his works but pre-date a alot of the ones I found with such features by about 10 years, so they may in fact be his after all, like I said I'm no expert.

I came to find out looking further into it that he, and probably other artists as well, who would paint or sculpt for churches were usually involved in much more than just doing some paintings or frescoes. He did a lot of wooden sculpting and created altars and other decorations for various churches reportedly, but they were wood and none of them apparently survived. Wikipedia says there is a sculpture but I couldn't find a picture of it.

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Anthems / Patriotic songs

Do you guys know of any good national anthems / patriotic songs? What's your favorite?

This is one of my favorites: [Embed]

It's really catchy.

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Dragon Worship in European Noble families

Don't know if I should post this question on Fringe or not, I don't want an esoteric religious fag perspective. Just a historical one...

How come in noble families such as the degenerate Bathories for example we see Dragon Worship and in general how come we see wide usage of Dragons in family emblems, crests and so forth? I'm gonna be frank here aside from a very CURSORY understanding of Norse mythology, and knowledge about the Greeks and Romans, Eureopean pagan mythology is something that completely alludes me.

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The 13 Martyrs of Arad

Its 6th October the commemoration day of the 13 Martyrs of Arad. It's not a national holiday but schools for example usually do some form remembrance.
On this day in 1849 twelve general and one colonel of the Hungarian Defense Force was executed as part of the retaliation of the Habsburg Court after the 1848-49 war of independence. On the same day suffered martyrdom at Pest the prime minister of the first responsible government, Count Batthyány Lajos too.

To go on in larger extent what went down during the revolution and the following war would be long and wouldn't really fit for the subject so I'll write little this and little that.

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Language Learning Thread

What language are you learning, Bernd? I am currently learning some Spanish, although my vocabulary is still small and my grammar needs work. Does anyone know of some good resources for learning Spanish and other languages? What are some languages you think that everyone should learn?

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I've been thinking about death a lot earlier this year, and I haven't been able to get it off my mind. The thought of ceasing to exist worried me a lot, but then I spent the next few days reading these articles on death and feel much better now.

tl;dr: there's a good chance we will have biological immortality before we die of old age. If that fails, we have cryonics.,_nanotechnology,_and_robotics

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as soon as I get used to a season's temperatures the next season is already gearing up to fuck me

my room is like a fuckifn greenhouse

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i am not german and i dont speak german

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I've already mentioned the book titled On Killing - The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society by Dave Grossman (Lt. Col. of US Army). It gave some food for thought and I'm planning to write some of my speculation.

But what did the author write? Let's summarize.
He starts with the observation that most men has a natural resistance to kill (only 2% of men - those who have "predisposition toward aggressive psychopathic personality" - can go on killing without becoming a nervous wreck). This resistance is so high that even at times that our life is directly threatened (like others shoot at us) still difficult to overcome it. This resistance is the reason why infantry fire was so embarrassingly ineffective in the past 300 years - with the exception of machine guns - despite the fact that infantry weaponry (rifles) are reliable and accurate enough to cause massive losses among the enemy.
The author gives examples and sources, such as a Prussian experiment in the late 18th century, several reports and notices from several authors during 19-20th centuries (American, French, Israeli etc.), and an interesting work by a US Army historian who (and his coworkers) made mass interviews with fighting GIs during and after WWII. Also he cites his own conversation with veterans of WWII and Vietnam.
He gives new ideas on what's really happening on the battlefield. He compliments the widely known fight-or-flight model with two other options: in reality the soldiers can fight, posture, submit or flight. And most soldiers choose the second option.
Then he ponders on what enables killing (I'm gonna write more about this later) and how modern (post-WWII) armies achieve this. Then he compares these methods with the ways of contemporary mass media. His conlcusion is (after pointing out the exponential rise of violent crimes) that mass media has an undesirable effect on society.

What interesting for me is this resistance, and the enabling part. These things are actually give an entirely new way of looking warfare, and how and why battles were won.
For example the part officers (the demanding authority to kill) play in the enabling. When people (professional historians, history pros and other armchair generals) comparing the Hellenic phalanx with Roman manipulus and why the latter was more successful they compare everything but the officers. In the phalanx he's only one among those who stand in line and do the poking with pikes, but a Roman officer is one outside the formation and pressuring the soldiers to kill. It makes a huge difference if someone shouting in your ears "stab! stab! stab!" and generally pressuring you to kill. Especially if this one person is an exemplary one, a veteran whose skill in killing surpasses all the others in that particular unit. However noone talks about this because noone thinks about it.

I'll continue this sometimes, maybe only next weekend, we'll see. If you wish to read the book you can probably find it on libgen.

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New here. Can you show me some memes?

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Let's have serious discussion

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>It is often held that Kant lived a very strict and disciplined life, leading to an oft-repeated story that neighbors would set their clocks by his daily walks.
Was he autistic?

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Oh shit. Did it again.
Three “pizzas” coming up.

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Is there a site that catalogs all the different religions and sects?
t. has an idea

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Hungarian Revolution and War of Independence of 1956

National holiday, no work today only for bus drivers and such.
This revolution and war of independence is called "of 1956" because it's the 1956th such happening in the last 500 years.
I might write something later. Why not.

>1st pic
Mátyás Rákosi, the leader of the communist Hungary between 1949 and 1956, Stalinist dictator. The revolution deposed him and co. sadly they didn't hang around they lived their lives in the CCCP happily ever after.
>2nd pic
Communist Hungarian flag.
>3rd pic
Hungarian flag freed of the burden of the communist emblem.
>4th pic
Imre Nagy, leader of the revolutionary Hungary. Communist, in 1953 appointed as a PM by the soviet overlords but shunned later as he started certain processes which led people to believe they could think more freely now. He was even forced out of the Party in '55. He kinda was the only one who had a chance to be accepted by the SU so he came to be the head of the revolution.

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allah is gay

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Super retarded question for my fellow Amerilards or people acquianted with guns

Can modern rifles shoot homemade paper cartridges if they're the right dimensions? I know "modern" shotguns can since early shotgun shells were paper cartridges until plastic ones become much more feasible. But can modern rifles shoot them? I know you have to "nitrate" the paper so you can avoid cook off. But do you need to add a metallic striker bottom to them?

Yes, just going to a local gun store or pawn shop is properly WAAAAAYYYYY fucking cheaper, I'm just bored and curious.

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Pacific Rim : Uprising - i can watch this kind of dumb and boring movies full of SFX and CGI only in 4DX3D because otherwise i fall asleep during watching, 6/10

The Shape of Water - everybody is telling me that i should see it thats why i come to see this movie today despite it being on cinemas screens for over a month. The movie is nicely cinematographed and directed. Acting is brilliant too. Michael Shannon's role was the best. But the story about love of a deaf cleaning-woman with some kind of cold-war sea-monster was too weird to make me feel it, 7/10

Daddy Cool - a French comedy that had some nice and funny moments. I liked the story and thanks to this movie i discovered a talented French actor Vincent Elbaz. His role and kids in the movie were sweet. 8/10

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In this ITT thread: we self-invented recipes worth trying

One day I had no spaghetti sauce or even olive oil or tomatoes or anything to make sauce with, but I really wanted some angel hair pasta.

So I improvised, after when the angel hair was done and I drained it and ran cool water over it, I drizzled some Sriracha sauce on top, and then some honey at half the ratio of the Sriracha sauce, stirred it up, got distracted, came back to a plate of slightly cooled angel hair pasta with this sauce creation on top.

And it was delicious, and I noted it was even better at the temperature it was at: probably around what it would be in a refrigerator, because it was freezing outside and my heat was not on, and the plate was left next to a window with a bit of a draft. I've made it again and intentionally put it in the refrigerator for a bit, and decided this would be a very fine summer dish.

Then last night I decided to make it after lifting at the gym, and the context called for some protein. So, I made the angel hair with the simple light Sriracha+honey sauce, and also threw a large chicken breast on a pan. I cut it in half, and once it was cooked just slightly almost to the center, I cut it in cubes, drizzled honey on it, some black pepper, Sriracha sauce, and a bit of vegetable oil, and stirred it repeatedly until the center looked cooked. Then I turned the heat off completely and let it cook, while stirred frequently, until it was certainly done. The result was delicious, slightly sweet and spicy chicken with an aesthetic glaze from the honey. I threw that in the fridge as well, then returned and threw the chicken on the bed of angel hair and it was fucking great.

Anything you made on a limb due to lacking proper ingredients which you found to be worth making again?

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1917-2017 finlan day

>birthday on wednesday
>all the relatives will come over
>I have to explain why I'm spending so much on entertainment
>I have to explain why I'm only doing high-paying part-time jobs and lazing around the rest of time
>I have to explain why I didn't finish removing the commie nest below the flooring, they thought we agreed I get to live alone if I'm being responsible
>instead I've been focusing on the muslims who mostly stay away because of the cold and boredom anyway, so it looks like I'm doing something

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Joge thread

How can a football player be recognized?
He has four shadows.

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Today is Rudolf Maister day. 99 years ago, Rudolf Maister seized the city of Marburg (today: Maribor), to inform the local Kr*ut community that considering that the countryside around them is ethnic Slovene, they won't be getting to stay in Austria. The fucking Kr*uts later tried to start shit and got their shit fucked up, and to this very day they cry about the 9-13 Kr*uts that were killed in the resulting riot against the armed forces, and 60+ injured. Strudl was successfully removed that day. As a consequence, Lower Styria was successfully joined to the rest of Slovene territory. Such was however not the fate of Carinthia south of Drava river, which was instead liberated by S*rbs when it was clear already that Slovenia will not be independent, but instead transferred to Kingdom of Serbia. Sad!

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is this new kc/simo häyhä

>Alkuperäiseen Sotamuistojani-kirjaseen Simo Häyhä oli sodan jälkeen 14.8.1940 kirjoittanut oman muistelunsa talvisodan tapahtumista.

Theres has been found a booklet written by häyhä after the war about the habbenings. there has been made numbered copies and first one sold 3,5k €. they are preparing a version for the mass market also.

i wanted to post to this on kc.. feels bad man

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Morddrohungen gegen Barack Obama in Südkorea

Morddrohungen gegen Barack Obama in Südkorea

Ich habe vor ein paar Tagen eine bizarre E-Mail erhalten.
Es hieß, in Südkorea droht Präsident Barack Obama.
Das Seltsame ist, dass, wenn der koreanische Geheimdienst die 4chan Benutzer nicht inspizieren würde, es unmöglich wäre, den kriminellen Untersuchungsprozess außer den zivilen Inspektionen vernünftig zu erklären.
Ich würde gerne Ihre Analyse fragen, weil es für mich schwierig ist zu verstehen.

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Dear Mr. Hungry ball

I ask a favour of our Hungarian friend. Would he be so kind as to watch this webm and comment whether the English translation is accurate?

I love this story, Conquest of the Rats, by Albert Wass but couldn't find an English translation of his book. Therefore I intend to transcribe the translation on this video myself and print it. However, first I would like to know how accurate this translation is and if our Hungarian friend would be so kind as to watch and comment on the video?

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>The flag of Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina, officially adopted on October 24, 1995, portrays an eagle, symbol in the coat of arms of the House of Habsburg, to which Emperor Charles V belonged. This is because Buenos Aires was first founded (1536) during his ruling as king of Spain, and founded again (1580) under the reign of his son Philip II. [1]
>As a symbol of Spanish colonialism, this flag has generated controversy among advocates of democracy and republicanism. Councilman Adrián Camps from left-wing party Proyecto Sur (led by Representative to the Argentine National Congress Fernando Solanas) proposes repealing the 1995 city law that adopted this flag as the official flag of the Buenos Aires city and proclaiming a law choosing a new flag that better reflects the cosmopolitan, democratic and tolerant spirit of the city using participative methods. [2]
>As a symbol of Spanish colonialism, this flag has generated controversy among advocates of democracy and republicanism.
>advocates of democracy and republicanism.
>a new flag that better reflects the cosmopolitan, democratic and tolerant spirit of the city
>participative methods

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qatar embargo threda

latest news from the best source of proofs

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Heatenings when weening off 3 month alcoholism relapse with a single bottle of 12.5% ABV wine, the smallest amount of alcohol consumed in a night in an month’s, and kc friends were kill and not here to be support.

Trying to read Bukowski. Very low brow for my normal lit tastes but my brain is so fucked up right now I can’t even make it through one page without forgetting what I’m even doing.

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“It’s really great that all my friends from kc got the memo to come here,” said the one guy who got the memo and is also delusional.

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>installer and game work on wine
>the crack doesn't

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I always found it amusing to see liberal retardation.
>Be white
>Be male
>Be conservative
>Be hetro
>Be religious
>Dont like lgbt bullshit
>Dont like feminism
>Dont like liberals
>Dont care much for alcohol
>Pork is a low tier meat. Bacon is ok, but aside from that lamb is master race.
>I am against islam, while a liberal dyke was for it
Bizarre. I'm content to just leave them when the shit hits the fan.

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These fucking faggots not only want me to pay money to play soccer with them, but to play as goalie the entire game.

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That ain't got a bitch feel.

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fast questions fast answers

1. Is it a new KC? any other alternatives for kc r*pefugees?
2. KC is dead forever? What heppened?

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Music general

What are you listening to right now?

Since this is a slow board, let's try to keep this going for those who come and go and find no one else here. Post it. [Embed]

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We burned your house for this.

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Do your neighbors ever communicate to you through the wall? Because mine do and it's really creepy and inappropriate. They're also a married couple with a kid. They will sometimes make commentary on what I'm doing. It is the most absurd and weird thing.

I posted about this before on kc about how he him commenting on me coughing when I had a cold and even imitating me, and was told, "no one would ever do that, this is textbook narcissism! sage! hide! schizo!" but this has been going on and on and getting increasingly weird for me.

Then again, I realize he's not actually talking *to* me but getting psychological satisfaction from pretending to talk to me while in the shared consciousness of his wife, talking to a ghost of me with no repercussions. I think this because when I lived with a gf, I would do the same thing, but we had concrete walls and my commentary was in regard to him blasting music. Not typing on a computer.

This man is a psychopath and it's giving me some weird kind of paranoid schizophrenia.

Anyway over and out. Thank you, kc therapy support group.

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opinion on delicious fat futa dicks?

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>Putin reelected
>no kc to shitpost to russians

this is a real tragedy

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Recently I've noticed I've developed a sort of nervous tic in my stressful and isolated life that has formed from my constant winter cold causing too much snot in my nose and mucous in my mouth. Basically, when I breathe or talk, I fill in the space between my breaths and sentences by shuffling the mucous to and fro by the means of contracting various parts of my throat, for example flexing my epiglottis or raising my uvula. This has provided me soothing stress relief throughout my day, but only recently did I notice that I do it in public and it is audible. Females in particular give me annoyed or disgusted looks. Yesterday even a female police officer gave me a look when I was in 7-11 and only then I noticed the gargling and stifled, wet noises coming out through my nose and rumbling from under my skin.

I feel honored for the gift of being able to tell you this, krautchan, as you are my only friend I can speak openly with.

Do you have any weird nervous tics? Have you always had them? Do people openly notice them in public? How does it make you feel? Like pic related is how I feel.

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chinese happy new year

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August 20, Birthday of Hungary

It's the 1017th birthday of the Christian Hungary, a national holiday. Last year I made a thread for the commemoration, today I'll keep it shorter but still.
Why August 20? Our first Christian king, Saint Stephen (reigned 1000-1038) was canonized this day in 1083 by Saint Ladislaus (reigned 1077-1095). This day was chosen as a representation of statehood as we aren't sure about the precise date of the coronation of Stephen.
Customary celebrations of the statehood are held all over the country, and in Budapest the Holy Right (a relic, mummified right hand of Saint Stephen) is carried around during a precession. Of course our leading politicians give speeches, usually some nonsense.

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Location: near Miami Executive Airport

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fucking ghork

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Time Travel

I wrote in the vidya thread about how I found Anno 1602 on PC mag's CD and that gave me an idea. I tried to look for my few CD's acquired the same way but I couldn't find mine however I found others I got some buddy of mine once. Actually he gave me a roll of 50 CD's, these are partly PC mag's appendices, partly pirated material, partly other stuff, like GNU/Linux distributions or Nero disks.
I found for example Baldur's Gate II pirated from somewhere also an original factory made Shadows of Amn expansion disk beside it. Pirated NHL 2002 but original Alone in the Dark 3. Nice. I went through all of these once long ago, I can see my scribbled notes on the CD's what works what not, but never took the time to use any of these. I'm not intend to. At least not now.

Right now the more interesting stuff is on the PC mag CDs. I'm gonna review one here with you, Bernd.
If you'd like please post your findings if you own such CD's or DVD's. I'm sure Bernd has some secretly in the corned of his basement.

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Orthodox and catholic church are evil

protestant church is the true

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I want to have sex with Black Hanekawa

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hello im ference

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Now that krautchan is kill and this board is stagnant, where do you waste most of your online posting time?

Me: 4chan /biz/

Literally for no reason, I have no interest in day trading, the advice is trash, the bulk of the "insight" there is pure bullshit, but the general atmosphere of sheer desperation and despair there is not too far from the old kc /int/. Also, all that said, there is less shitposting because I don't have to deal with Brazilians talking about having sex with their cousins or Canadians licking hooker butts like it's cool or Igor's new outfit.

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Oh hey wh*Te boy, what's that noise, you ask?

Why, it's the wh*Te genocide clock, ticking down and down.

You see, your childish wh*Te race committed a lot of crimes against our race and other non wh*Te races approval, and wh*Tes colonized an entire continent. wh*Tes had no good reason to colonize..

Throw in the FACT that it was obviously an attack to throw BLACK people off the civilization trail leading Africa to its Ancient Egyptian past, and you've got not only a universally hated race, but a soon-to-be-genocided one too...

wh*Te POWAH!, right wh*Tes?





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[spoiler]I wanna, lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, know what-what's your fantasy[/spoiler

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ITT we type nice things about ancap.

For example:
I think ancap is great because it promotes entrepreneurship and rewards those who can take initiative.

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Rape Oil

Best oil. Cheap and healthy. Fuck olive oil

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This is /kc/.
Let's have a Jew thread.

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>fart right before doing a set on squats
>a second later some guy comes in from behind to spot me

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How many people have touched your benis in the last year, excluding yourself and your benis inspector?

Me: 0

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the weak should fear the strong

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I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?

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Also vidya thread I guess FUCK FUCK FUCK

Does bernd get spat on the face by a 30 year old videogame for not having friends to get H A P P Y E N D?
This is fucking bullshit, yes I cheated (in the game), but this is just in another level of bullying. Why did I bother? There were children that got constantly ostracized and probably had this as their only source of happiness, would you like to buttfuck them and blackmail them as a prize for finishing their game?

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kc tier thread

me and my bf

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Oh, I’m onto you now, you silly Bernd.
You took down krautchan and went to this secret place JUST because I make you nervous since I’m a hot girl!
Trying to look cool and elusive in front of the ladies, huh?
That idiot BERND.
You can’t get away from me, Bernd!

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Fuuuuck, someone Trump slid the whole board! BO, what the fuck! Why didn't you implement some of the anti spam options?

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pizza for breakfast

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That feel when you realize kc being gone and the lack of activity on this board is going to force you to have a social/dating life again because there’s no one else around at night to tell you the aliens aren’t going to kill you in your sleep.

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Anyone here wants to watch Kontroll? I'm playing it in about an hour.
You're free to join already I've already started pre-show.

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Come shitpost in realtime

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That feel when you're just a puppet of your own addictions and insecurities.

This is not life.

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Are you "in the know"?

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Does someone have an image of the bear and the burning car story about old kc personalities in a bar? I've lost a lot of KC content over the year from failed hard drives. And I'd really like to see that story again for old time's sake.

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Amerimutt here, anyone know where I can get a DNA test to know how much of a mutt I am for cheap? Yes I do know about 23andme plus affiliates, but they're connected to google and in their privacy statement specifically state they work with the PRISM program. So yeah, where can this Amerimutt get a DNA test?

Why do I think a DNA test is in order? Well my mother is brown as fuck but claims to have Spanish, Mexican Injun, Flip and Jap blood. Meanwhile my dad is white as hell but DEFINITELY has Mexican Injun, Spaniard, German and Scottish blood. These are things I can definitely confirm. For those wondering what this abomination looks like; Well a really average looking redheaded man with a somewhat stubby nose, not mongoloid, but borderline. My nipples are pink oddly enough and so are my genitals despite all my non-white blood. Used to have hazel eyes (although my delusional mother says they were blue) but since I live in the desert they got brown over time.

Europeans I've met at University and while in Vegas have confused me as a Scott and Irish man to which I have to shamefully tell them I'm a literal Amerimutt.

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>fuck a fat ugly chick when you're drunk
>five years later she still openly claims you not only want her sexually but want to marry her

Oh man that's fucking great.

Tell me about crazy and/or fat bitches you've accidentally let into your life.

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Can you pick up a girl by walking up to her and staring directly into her eyes with a straight face and saying, "I am batshit insane," and just staring at her and allowing all the horror in the universe you've ever gathered in your brain to pour out your eyeballs and then just start flailing your arms?

Would this work? t. confused

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what did she mean by this?

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It has already happened.
The quality of new threads is gone, a shit smear on a wall has been painted. The land of milk and honey will be no more, as they can't make quality, they can only flail their feces in order for a reaction to happen.
A new Rome is about to fall apart, by the hands of outsiders that will not dare to understand the concept of adaptation. The hand that feeds will be the outsiders meal and as such, quality collapses in careless sgitposting.
You have been adviced.

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me and my gf

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Howdy ho doggo

This is howdy ho doggo
Post "howdy ho, doggo!" Or bad luck will come to you.

Better do it, pardner, you aint got nothin to lose.