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I can't say I'm not worried what the consequences might entail but if we are to win this war it is imperative that we find out what's the highest humanly possible concentration of pure shitpost in a post and in a thread. Turn off self censorship and eliminate all and any interference from your brain. Mind altering substations allowed.
/AM/eme R&D division is stealing developing an easy-to-shitpost-in thread formula. This is the current prototype.
Post fun/relevant screencaps from shows you're watching that didn't give you enough of an inspiration for a separate thread.
I joined my university's anime club hoping on the off chance that it would be like /AM/... It turns out that it is full of literal redditors who like isekai(not that there is anything wrong with either)
>>30864 In the future of 2019, the emperor might not have any clothes on
but you wouldn't be allowed to see that.
Police force influenced by powerful porn cartels cracks down on acts of unregistered voyeurism
with unprecedented viciousness and exceeding brutality.
One man decides to defy the system.
His mission: to peek on every university anime club in the country.
Always in the shadows, always on the run.
>>30966 was he already doxed or something? why does he vlog all the time? I feel like I shouldn't know what a mod of a board I don't even go to looks like.
Have you ever been inappropriately touched by this man? Or any other dub VA at a con? Speak up, because this is probably the only time you'll be able to get any buzz to your instagram or whatever.
>>30799 looking into it some of the shit is just bizarre. he was on stage, and this other person, I'm guessing a VA was in front of the stage and he put his leg over the front of the person and this second person picked him up and they were joking around and stuff. Now the second person is saying he put his junk on my forehead and he thought it was just a joke. Granted this is years after the fact. Now, you cannot force someone to give you a piggy back ride unless there's some serious coercion. Some of this shit is just ridiculous.
The most heinous part is, this guy has been a VA in a ton of stuff but most people are shocked because he will not longer be voicing a character on RWBY.
rumors goin around sayin this is all just a smear campaign because...get this....he refused to sign a piece of yaoi fanart depicting Broly. He admitted that he's hugged people without consent, but people have been taking photos off of social media and posting them saying this is when Vic touched me etc and they've been getting exposed by the person in the actual photo as lying. this is pretty hilarious imo.
>>30751 you are going to regret one day not getting more ebin memeposts in when you're in a hole somewhere eating your last rations meanwhile I am dying with serenity in my soul knowing I did my best to make /AM/ prosper before the whole world went to shit
You sick of trope filled generic isekai bullshit?!
GOOD NEWS MOTHERFUCKER THIS GUY HERE IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE WINTER SEASON DOLDRUMS NOT YOUR TYPICAL MOTHERFUCKER YOU SEE THAT SHIT WHAT'S THAT?! A SHIELD MOTHERFUCKER FINNA CHANGE DA MOTHAFUCKIN GAME NIGGER
New manga translation, if you see any translation mistakes let me know before it gets uploaded. I haven't bothered to typeset some of the moans, and I should probably look up the name of the guy lol. And if you see any mistakes when I try to make the guy speak with slightly older English, let me know and rewrite the line for me. He uses 汝 in Japanese a lot.
>>30730 Thanks for all that feedback, I fixed up the page though I've been busy and am about to go on a trip, so I might soon have to release it with few changes even though I k oe there must be flaws later on.
>>30742 I'll have to fix that too before I upload it.
Of course if you see any mistakes I haven't uploaded it, and even then I can revise the manga. I'm planning to use the word tryst instead of one of the older phrases for sex, but only when the older person speaks. The other person doesn't use weird old Japanese.
>>30921 We're getting somewhere. There seems to be a bit of a residue from your previous ideas about some lines but I guess that happens when you feel strongly about what a phrase meant only to later find out it doesn't really work that way yet you still cling to your original idea and you want to smuggle it in regardless. Done that myself fair amount of times. If it's only to that degree it's serviceable.
I want to criticize 'play nug-a-nug' but in order to do that I'd actually have to know that phrase. I'll only say that it feels like something that would be accompanied by wenches or barmaids in a sentence. A ton better than plain old fucking tho.
Like a long trip? I can go on with the checking but if it's long I better write down what I notice and post it when you come back.
>>30922 Skimmed over original but didn't find anything that would fit. If you tell me at what pages you want to use 'tryst' I can verify. Thing is tryst doesn't really mean sex. Ok, like, they met somewhere and then they probably didn't stop at reciting poetry implied kind of sex - maybe but not directly (like まぐわい from the first page). At the very least it has that literary stylistic you should be aiming at.
>>30922 I think the older English has some problems. Thee, thou, thy, etc. were considered informal and intimate. I am not sure if you wanted that or not. Also, older English words can have different meanings, for example on page 06 in older English sincere means pure or unadulterated. If you want to keep the informality here are some corrections:
>Cat_005 >Oh, thou are done? = O, thou art done? >How do thou feel? = How doth thou feelest? >It's so... = 'Tis so... >Cat_006 >Thou asked... = Thou askedest... >Sincereness (see above) >Alright (has only been used for a century or so and is still considered nonstandard) >Thou body... = Thy body... >It's only... = 'Tis only... >Messilly = Messily
Now that I think about it, the older English hybrid you are using is probably fine, as it gets the point across. It would be overwhelming to try to perfect all of the older English. And if I went further with the corrections to word order and lexicon it would be very out of place in a doujin...
>>30926 Original isn't written in bungo and it's not really heavily archaized either. I haven't gotten to those pages yet but so far he wasn't wrong about the degree of archaization in the translation. It's only bits here and there, rest is literary language and that's a different matter.
Speaking primarily of our side of the internet, not the Japanese side. It seems like all the (((fandoms))) these days are centered around lackluster mobageshit. There was a time when Touhoufags were a real thing and something like Rozen Maiden was popular enough to warrant its own imageboard. Same with seacats and Yume Nikki. There are really no communities like this anymore though, I think the last time a relevant new one was born was maybe when Madoka came out. Is there just a lack of great media being made lately or is this a sign of internet decay?
What does /AM/ think about the bowsette art fad? I like the head canon that Mario and bowser cucked Peach after she rejected them for the last time in the switch game.
