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shows Critic 10/05/2017 (Thu) 05:48:47 Id: d10cee [Preview] No. 120 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

webms and mp4s of shows

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Download THE GEORGE CARLIN SHOW Seasons 1 & 2 @ Soulseek! Critic 09/27/2017 (Wed) 20:05:10 Id: 9c89ca [Preview] No. 119 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I am sharing all the "The George Carlin" episodes downloaded from a now extinct torrent!

To download, please go to the official Soulseek website, download and install Soulseek.

Then simply set up a free anonymous account name and search for "George Carlin" or "The George Carlin Show"

Results should show up if I am online and logged in.

Feel free to download them and PLEASE DO SHARE!

Critic 06/29/2017 (Thu) 06:40:37 Id: 3cae51 [Preview] No. 108 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Reminder the new place is https://32ch.org/
We have our own /tv/ board that promotes actual discussion instead of shitposting.
Come over any time.

Critic 06/18/2017 (Sun) 20:02:34 [Preview] No. 102 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I'm rewatching Pacific Rim.

Holy shit how could they put a 30 something woman as the babe in the movie.

No surprise it wasn't popular in Japan.

The loli is great though.

Critic 06/18/2017 (Sun) 20:06:36 [Preview] No. 103 del

Does this movie have exactly the same plot as Gunbuster? I can't remember.

Critic 06/18/2017 (Sun) 20:17:01 Id: 54f8f1 [Preview] No. 104 del

>>103
The Diebuster OVA post-2000? Not the slightest.

Critic 06/18/2017 (Sun) 20:22:41 [Preview] No. 105 del

>>104
No, the original OVA from 1988, where the main character's (MC) dad gets killed in the prologue, there's a long training montage, MC turns out to be the best at fighting space monsters, we learn sempai is dying from his time serving with MC's dad, MC has to go blow up space with a giant bomb to stop the alien threat.

Critic 06/19/2017 (Mon) 14:27:23 Id: 54f8f1 [Preview] No. 107 del

>>105
Then I would say yes by that description. Sounds pretty accurate to pacific rim, but that's because it sounds pretty accurate to a few dozen Japanese monster movies and Michael Bay's Armageddon. The dadcrifice just happens in different spot of the timeline but becomes realized in the same spot of the timeline. When the stakes are high and we can be expected to act surprised and shit. (Commander Tyrone hurt his health off screen, while commander The Guy From Moonlighting hurt his fee fees).

This is not to downplay lazy writing in either of these movies, but in all of these movies. Somebody has to be the chosen one, something has to blow up, and somebody's daddy has to die "tragically" after asking for it all their life so the next generation may follow his lead into the meat grinder. There's not so many ways to spin that.

The Babysitter Critic 04/04/2017 (Tue) 03:40:04 Id: fabc6c [Preview] No. 101 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Is it gud?

Pitch thread Critic 08/25/2016 (Thu) 21:50:54 Id: 904d94 [Preview] No. 98 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

THE OUTBACK DIARIES

A group of fun-loving twenties-something backpackers from North America, Europe & Asia head out into the Australian outback, guided by a stereotypical Aussie – a combination of Steve Irwin, Crocodile Dundee & Mick from ‘Wolf Creek’.

He takes them far out into the outback & shows them deadly, poisonous snakes, spiders, crocs and lizards, box-jellyfishes, sharks, &c., &c.

They then visit some remote site that is holy to the Australian Aboriginals. The abbos aren’t too happy about ‘outsiders’ visiting the location, so their guide bring tourists in to the sites in secret - so far he hasn’t been caught.

After finding some signs of recent activity in the area the guide seems somewhat nervous. The millennials are too busy goofing around, taking pictures (selfies) & videos to notice anything out of the ordinary. An approaching thunderstorm forces them to head back to their car. As they hurry back to the parked car rain begins to fall, & lightning flashes across the now-darkened sky, with the deep rumbling sound of thunder following close behind.

Back at the car, & ready to head back to civilization (or as close to that as you can get Down Under), they make a startling realization: they have no more gas left. The guide hurries notices a siphon hose on the ground, & before he can make it inside the car, he is assaulted by a pack of rabid abbos. The terrified millennials watch in horror as the group of wild, cannibalistic savages manhandle & eat their guide alive – leaving them hopelessly stranded in the middle of nowhere.

Critic 07/29/2016 (Fri) 20:47:55 [Preview] No. 95 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Documentary.

Critic 08/16/2016 (Tue) 00:21:43 Id: 68ab2b [Preview] No. 96 del

Brad (the Cinema Snob) recently did a ‘review’ of Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party’ despite walking out on the film ca. forty-five minutes into it.

Dave’s always been a tard, going on about what a good-boy feminist he is, but now he’s gone ahead and acquired a SJW-styled haircut in addition to his problem glasses.

GoT Critic 05/17/2016 (Tue) 10:56:14 Id: 775078 [Preview] No. 45 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

We can all agree that this show has gone down the drain, right?

In the last episode (S6E4) we were treated to an all out feminist takeover:
Jon had to be convinced by Sansa to fight and retake Winterfell
Theon sobbingly asked for forgives and wants to help his sister rule the Ironborn
Margaery was the only one able to keep her cool and had to comfort her crying brother
Cersei & Olenna managed to get Kevan to cave in to their scheme to save Margaery from prison
Dany single-handedly killed a handful of khals by burning them alive, and is likely to be worshipped by the rest of the Dothraki

Not to mention the Sand Snakes killing the Prince of Dorne and his son with no repercussions in the season six première.

There’s also the fact that with very few exceptions, every male character is now as boring, incompetent or downright evil:
Sam is an actual cuck, taking care of Gilly and her son
Jon is the worst case of a Mary Sue other than Dany, with plot armour so thick not even death could keep him down for long
Tyrion has gone from a loveable rouge, to a boring comic relief, struggling to keep Dany’s reign from coming to an end
Jorah was always a bit of a sap, but now he’s downright pathetic
Jaime was always an unlikeable cunt

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Critic 06/09/2016 (Thu) 15:10:34 Id: 870f78 [Preview] No. 88 del

>>87
Nein. He did however play the pope of season 2 The Tudors (booooooooooooring).

Jeremy Irons plays the Borgia pope, Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI.

Critic 06/30/2016 (Thu) 19:13:22 Id: a17ea8 [Preview] No. 89 del

So... How 'bout that season finale, huh?

Easily the best episode this season - not that that says a lot, but still.

Only thing that really took me out of it was Arya killing Walder Frey. Not only did she fully recover from getting slashes and stabbed in the gut by a trained assassin, whom she also defeated, get a pardon from said assassin's 'employer', but now she is fucking running around in Westeros killing people left and right, wearing other people's faces? Get the fuck outta here!

Al hail Queen Cersei!
Long may she reign

Critic 06/30/2016 (Thu) 21:26:42 [Preview] No. 90 del

>>89
I was considering not watching the next season but they changed up enough stuff that I'm interested in what happens next. Hopefully the rumors are true about there being less episodes in the coming seasons.

I didn't like the Arya part either. I got a little angry when she was unmasked. The CG in this show sucks. The explosion looked awful. And I still don't care about Sam and his girl. I also hate that old Tyrell lady. Maybe I won't watch the next season.

Critic 06/30/2016 (Thu) 23:51:38 Id: a17ea8 [Preview] No. 91 del

>>90
Funnily enough I’ve heard people praise the CGI – especially in episode 9, with Dany & the dragons – which I thought looked fake as fuck. Same with Jon getting ready to an hero as the Bolton cavalry charged at him – couldn’t have been more obvious greenscreen.

Next season will only have seven episodes. Not sure if I’ll continue watching either – not sure how much more Mary Sue with her three dragons and massive army; Gary Stu, King of the North; Arya assassinating everyone like a fucking Assassins Creed game, or the further adventures of Sam the cuck as he studies to become a maester whilst raising his girlfriend’s(?) kid, I can take…

Besides, I’ve got like five seasons of Xena to get through, and I’m gonna give the Borgias a watch.

Critic 07/01/2016 (Fri) 22:05:05 Id: e89280 [Preview] No. 94 del

Came across 'The Long Night Podcast' that might be of interest to y'all.

Their episode on 'Battle of the Bastards': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yMcAQvyQDY

Two book fans, and former show fans, trash the show episode by episode.