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Snow White & The Seven Amigos Holmes_ajvico 01/05/2022 (Wed) 22:33:43 Id: 01cf97 [Preview] No. 772
The princess of the Kingdom of Medellin is the production supervisor of her father. From Los Angeles to Miami, all drug dealers say that her goods are whiter than snow, and her heart is blacker than ebony. After the death of her mother, her stepmother took away her production workshop and began to sell her own goods. Every week the stepmother holds a video conference code-named "Magic Mirror": "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the best product in this world?" The American distributor said in unison: "It's Snow White." The stepmother was so angry, called the chief of police to kill her. The police chief had collected so much money from Snow White for so many years. He couldn't bear it. He gave Snow White a fake passport, blew up Snow White's car, took the license plate and said to her stepmother, "I'm done." Still worried, the stepmother held a video conference: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the best product in this world?" The gangsters said: "Snow White’s product hasn’t been seen for a few months. Of course, yours is the best product. The great Queen of Medellin." The stepmother smiled contentedly.

Snow White wore ragged clothes, wandering all the way to Mexico City. She saw a small house, walked in and ate all the taco and guacamole, and fell asleep in the bed. Seven Mexicans who made methamphetamine came back from the laboratory and yelled: "Who ate my taco? Who ate my guacamole?" They took out the shotgun and said to Snow White, "Who are you, police or DEA?" Snow White made them beef rolls with honey mustard and chopped parsley, and the seven amigos decided to leave Snow White to cook for them. Snow White watched the Mexicans' process of making methamphetamine, helped them improve, made pure ice, and taught them to put the goods in coffins and transport them across the US-Mexico border.

One day, the stepmother held an online conference again: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, whose goods are the best in this world?" The American gang said: "Your Majesty, in Colombia, your goods are the best, but in far away Mexico, Snow White’s goods are whiter than snow, and the price is only one-seventh of yours." The stepmother was very angry. She pretended to be a drug dealer and peddled cocaine along the street. Snow White stopped the old woman and said: "Old bag, how pure is this stuff?" The old woman secretly replaced 25% of the distribution packaging with 98% pure goods, and gave Snow White a tin foil package. Snow White finished her breath and passed out with a creak.

Seven amigos came back and found Snow White lying on the ground and foaming. They cried and put Snow White and three hundred pounds of new goods into the crystal coffin, intending to cross the US-Mexico border. The princess lay in the coffin with ice bricks piled around her. When they were crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, they encountered a DEA inspection. A black agent with a white convertible Ford stopped them. The black agent was nicknamed "Prince" and couldn't help but want to make a shot while it was hot. Halfway through the matter, the princess woke up, but she did not move. She shot a small movie of the agent through the camera, and the agent also discovered the secret of the crystal coffin. The two looked at each other with smile.

The agent and the princess got married. The villa on the beach in Southern California was full of photos of the prince burning coca fields, and the basement was filled with suitcases full of dollars. The stepmother's kingdom collapsed in despair and was extradited and sentenced to 300 years. The princess was pushing a stroller when she saw the news in the supermarket: "Although the White Horse Detective wiped out the Columbia Witch Group, a new drug lord has emerged, and we still don’t know who he is. But from Los Angeles to Miami, all addicts are saying, his goods are whiter than snow."


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