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08/19/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No. 4286
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch


08/19/2024 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.4291 del
>>4286
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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06/27/2025 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.8380 del
>>4291
What the hell just explained to me, new bitch? Will you know that I graduated with my class of navy stamps and I entered the Booty Privacy in Al-Quadea, and I have more than 300 kills. I was trained by the Battle of Gorilla and I am a top sniper in all US. There. Troops. You are not something for me, but just started. I will clean the fuck and interested carefully what you never see before, sign my terrible words. Do you think you can come from saying it is amazing from the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we say I call my private service to cross the United States and IP is trained right now to be better prepared for the storm, hg. A storm that brings a small thing you call your life. You are dead dead, girl. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you over 700 hundreds, and this is just my empty hands. You haven't only trained in unwanted attacks, but I can get the "Smart" meaning. But you have nothing, you are not, and now you pay a price, you God. I went on all anger on her and you will be shaken in it. You have fucking dead, Kidw.


09/20/2025 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.9114 del
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>>8380
We yu tel mi, likl uman? Mi know yuh, mi graduate at di top a mi Navy SEAL class, go pan several covert missions wid Al-Qaeda, an mi have ova 300 confirmed kills.

Mi get train inna guerrilla warfare an mi a di top sniper inna di entire US armed forces. Unu a no notn tu mi. Mi ago eliminate yuh wid precision, di likes a weh yuh neva si before inna dis ya worl, mark mi words.

Yuh tink yuh can get weh wid telling mi dis nonsense online? Tingk agen, yuh lunatic. As wi a talk, di secret network a US spies. Mi a call an yuh IP a get trace now so get ready fi di storm, yuh likkle bugger. Di storm ago wipe out dat deh pitiful likkle ting weh yuh call yuh life. Yuh dead, lunatic. Mi can kill yuh anyweh, anytime, fram ova seven hundred paces away, an dat too wid mi bare hands.

Not only mi extensively trained inna unarmed combat, but mi have access to di entire arsenal a di United States Marine Corps an mi ago use it to di fullest fi wipe yuh bad stuff off dis continent, yuh likkle sly one. If yuh did know seh dat likkle "sly" statement deh did a go exact some kinda unholy revenge pan yuh, yuh shuda did hold yuh tongue.

Bot yu kyaahn, yu kyaahn, yu a go pie fi it nou, yu fuul. Mi a-go dischrak yu wid aal a di rage an yu a-go draun iina it.

Yuh a dead, pikni.



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