First :^3

>>35847
Cats...

>>35850
kawaii ://3

*headpats mod*

*spits in yoour mouth*

>>35861
not an /agatha2/ server, there is no /agatha2/ server.

>>35864
Nope. And now there's no posting discord links.

>>35860
God i wish that first pic were me.

I think I made a non-spammer friend... pretty sure she's older than 13

:^3

I made another friend! >w<

>>35867
Making friends on discord makes me feel like a teenager :^3

Guys, should I?

>>35859
Disgusting

LOL

Today was a great day...

>>35877
what servers that

>>35878
Sorry, I'm having a private conversation... with dozens of people >///>

>>35879
hey i do that all the time
except i don talk about ppl i took for granted i usually talk about ppl i hate

>>35879
Erm, post invite 2 Gilly server.

>>35882
Wait, I'm giving advice to single women looking for a husband :^3

Someone made a narration for my creepypasta! >w<

>>35882
Which discord server do you recommend for conversing about Literature, music, or even anime?

It felt so therapeutic to write so many things to different people. Tomorrow is going to be a great day ^w^

>pic kinda related, their history section is kino

>>35892
gilbert you need an actual therapist, not people online who see you as a zoo animal and only enable your obsession

Post invite to gilly-kun server

*curbstomps Gilbert*

Kitties

Post invite to essayposter's server.

>>35915
Just invite me to another discord server to talk. I will do Q&As there.

>>35922
Ken you should feel shame for giving PTSD to such a fine man like Gilbert.

Ken threads are dead.
Marky threads are dead.
The entire board is dead.

We need to find new e-girls on tiktok/instagram and post them here to attract their attention. If there is no content, we will create it.

>>35922
did you tell those people that the girl you're talking about was a child back then while you were an adult man?

>>35927
>board is dead
people have been saying this for this board's entire existence lol

>>35903
I do what I want.

>>35927
ask Nick the Dollman for recs, he's an expert on tiktok teens

So is sex actually a real thing? Or is just another meme like when twitter people tell you to touch grass?

>>35936
My new gymbro friend in discord told me that ladyboys are addicting. He gave me good advice to shift my workouts into calisthenics, and I gave everyone advice on where using poetry to pick up girls works.

Anyways, apparently tiktok has many trans-teens.

>>35927
ever consider finding something better to do with your time?

>>35919
kawaii *glomps*

>>35942
like what?

>>35940
What we really need are tips that work for men who are unattractive. Of course poetry will work on some pretentious chick if a Chad uses it, but tell us what works if you're ugly\fat\short\poor\etc.

>>35945
I'm not 14 anymore. Gore is boring.

>>35949
I'm 5'0" and poor (spend all my bitcoins on my research)... it works. Just talk normally. I wasn't raised protestant, so I don't know what a sexual complex is.

Every woman when I'm taken out is nice, but are outside my preference (mother material).
>pic related, posting vid screencap to protect their privacy

Speaking of which, any music servers in discord? I want to karaoke "La Nave del Olvido"!!!

>>35944
>>35944
read books, watch films, listen to albums, go for a walk or hike, visit libraries and museums, volunteer to walk and give attention to animals at shelters, learn a language, learn an instrument, learn to program, play video games, cook yourself meals from scratch, visit hot springs or the beach, go to the gym, start a garden and grow your own produce, learn how to handle a firearm and hunt, take online courses at a local community college.

the list goes on. anything productive and fulfilling will not only increase your quality of life, but also increase your chances of meeting and keeping a real girlfriend instead of pining over fake ones behind your screen. good luck anon.

>>35958
Where can I karaoke on discord? I need attention!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qQJ0Uytgqxc [Embed]

>>35958
I tried already most of them and they made me more depressed actually. Guess why.

>>35963
why anon? i would retry with the noble eightfold path in mind

>>35963
Explore your feelings with other people.

Last night I learned that talking about kennedi on discord makes other girls want to talk to you. Befriended at least one girl in middle school, and she was interested in the age difference and my feelings.

If you think you're boring, pretend you are me and use my amazon book as yours. I don't care.

>>35968
>Befriended at least one girl in middle school
not again gilbert...

>>35981
:^3

>>35923
He gave it to himself. The “PTSD” he’s referring to is his own guilt for what he did to her.

>>35968
You need to be shot in the head like a sick dog. Stop talking to middle school girls about a middle school girl you tried grooming and ruined the life of once she realized you were a creep.

>>35995
bruh... it's just Literature, it's has a FICTIONAL status :^3

>>35915
It's literally on my YT's about page:
https://www.youtube.com/@Inanities-eh3oz/about

>>36025
>only 1 member
What's the big server you're currently posting in?

>>36026
LOL, no... I wanted to make karaoke friends (strangers), although talking to them about K while I get ready.

>so back to your story
>I got PTSD
>XD
Best friends.

How can I play music on my discord server? Trying to do a singalong with other people!

i want the boys to post their selfies in this thread
i need to see

>>36077
femanons first

>>36139
rosebud

>>36146
Thanks for spoiling citizen kane.

>>36201
Relax, I get my attention elsewhere...

>>36221
kek. i recognize the top of that head

Sharing the glory of the IQpills.

I feel bad but I don't know why :^3

>>35881
lol, you get to decide what my status is tonight.

>>36233
who is it?

>>36245
Nick the dollman from marky thread.

Regarding Kennedi's book series:
I'm thinking that Book 7 will be about a global war, and Book about space mechas.

Any objections?

>>36315
why don't you have a doorknob

>>36325
it broke a few years ago, and I live alone(forever), so no point in replacing it

>>36331
:^3

If it's fully your home (not even mortgage), just go to Home Depot/Lowes for a replacement knob. I've changed all knobs on my home at least twice in the last decade-ish, it's super easy.

I recommend chrome/silver knobs for your home. If you have time, put that wire well around the frame, and paint it white. The bookcase is nice, and it just needs a refinish (even it it's vinyl). Everything else looks great, just dust the grates with a humid cloth.

Dear diary,
I was just throwing some things away, when I found my old phone (thought I threw it away). Not working, but can view its data before throwing it away. Will return with updates :^3

Friendly reminder that while you are falling for the innocent uwu gamergirl larp and idealising the e-girl you are talking to, she is slutting out and degrading herself for a bunch pedos and drug addicts in sketchy discord servers.

>>36687
All I want is to be given some of that attention :^3

Also, sorry for anyone who is waiting for me to fix my old phone, a literal time capsule from many years ago. Will do it live if possible.

There are a variety of people on here, some of which are cruel and predatory for the sake of being cruel and some are probably good people who are just lost and lonely, obsessing over girls all day to feel something.

But you can't keep doing this to yourselves. It is bad for everyone involved. It hurts the females you like because people try and pick them apart and analyse everything about them, they make assumptions, they don't take a moment to empathize or see it from a different perspective. In the more severe cases, they are doxxed and stalked by the more extreme.

And it hurts you too. You are degrading yourself by putting females on a pedestal above you, you are telling yourselves that some women on the internet are more important than you and that you should be grateful for their attention.

Well we are all people, flawed and mentally damaged people, but still people, and it'd be in everyone's best interests to just get out of this line of thinking and escape this community and all of the bullshit.

>>37056
Isn't this a Tahlia post?

>>37116
Correct. How do you remember this, Th... mhh anon?

>>37117
I've been here far too long. I probably posted in that thread.

>>37056
Better pasta :^3

if i were to ever run into any of you in a crowd with a weapon, i wouldn't hesitate to blast you all

You freaks are permanently turning women off from men, I hope you're happy about that

>>37445
What did you expect from a board of radical feminists? They are annoyed by anything men say or do.

>>37445
I remember that picrel. It was posted to troll Lara who was crying about her pedo ex-boyfriend preferring 3D-CG lolis to her kek.
It's a fake study btw.

>>37445
wtf is their problem ?

>>37459
Funny because they do the exact same thing and doxxing is even allowed on lolcow, but not here.

>>37459
Thank you for posting this. E-whores exposed here and seething on LC will never stop bringing me joy.

>>37463
Is lolcows a good place to meet friends? :^3

>>37475
No, it's a place run by radical feminists, where all males get banned on sight, even mtf troons. They actually have a board just to make fun of them, because they seethe when men transition to gain the same privileges that women have in society.
Loss of power is also the reason why they hate porn, sex dolls, artificial wombs, sex bots, etc...

>>37479
That's actually a really good point. It really seems like their hate of certain things comes out of nowhere, until you consider how self centered and selfish they are.
It might be why they hate videogames too. Anything that stops giving women attention points or power is despised. And so are the men who don't give them points too.

>>37445
One thing that always makes me lol is how feminists NEVER EVER EVER actually point to something specific as their complaint. It's always vague general hatred pointed towards men.
Look at that fucking text and tell me what exactly she is mad about. She makes ZERO mention of anything in the entire post.
Really, it just seems like these are traumatized women leaking out their blind hatred of man, without even having a reason to hate.

You guys won't guess which nature area I'm in right now :3

>>37514
You are right I won't.

>>37515
wow... almost as if I don't want you to know where my Sanctuary of Nocturnality is :^3
*cool chunibyo pose*

Reminder that this is what people who call you "incel" look like.

>>37445
>genocide
Last time I checked, there are more women that men :^3

We got too cocky Juden Peterstein bros! :^3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=52IoxAeR07A [Embed]

Why are armadillos nocturnal? ://3

I guess this is the only thread I can use :3

i'm so glad that faggot is finally gone!!

>>38560
doesn't she constantly shit on other girls for doing shit like this? embarrassing. imagine posting your tits on discord for attention instead of taking care of your kid.

>>38560
lmao she whored herself for liveleak

>>38563
We've long established that she's one of the biggest hypocrites.
She went on endless rages about "women are whores" and "niggers are lazy" and everything else, but she is exactly all the things she supposedly hates.

>>38557
Who?

>>38982
the faggot who now spends all day posting about this board on dis*ord

Gilbert Raborg the Pedophile
Gilbert Raborg the Pedophile
gil.bert
gilber t
gil bert
(Gilbert Raborg the Pedophile)

Jannies you are retarded. You are making everything worse giving him attention this way. Now he will boast about this new "fix" and he will keep his raiding campaign. You should have permabanned him from the beginning silently.

He's not a pedophile btw. He's just a massive autistic retard.

eating pop corn while reading snails drama.
it seems that her cuck boyfriend is drunk again.

Imagine posting here your little sister's nipples and address (which is also your own address!), and on thanksgiving no less. What a world.

>>39513
Wtf happened yesterday? I missed out on this drama.

>>39513
Sidney did nothing wrong. So sick of cancel culture.

>>39515
It turned out that the thread about Winnie was made by her psycho sister sydney. She posted her home address and her 13yo nudes. According to discordians, she also tried multiple times to have her sister groomed by discord pedophiles.

>>39523
she didn't actually post any nudes, it was just a pic of her chest with her shirt pulled taut so you could see the outline of her breasts and nipples

>>39394
Who is Snail's boyfriend?

>>39515
>what happened?
A girl got leaked, and gilly-kun talked to his childhood friend BO (Olg Hag Ken). He got the 15 year old friend to write that petition which singlehandedly got the thread deleted

WINNIE IS IN DANGER!!!!

>>39534
God she's bewitchingly beautiful. What else can you say about her? What does she like? What does she do? I want to know everything about her.

>>39553
Shut up whore

>>39553
Quick, tell Gilbee so he can help her again via his BO friend!

>>39556
She sells herself to men online, just like the rest of them. Nothing special.

>>39553
Winnie just posted her underboobs on geegcord

>>39560
>cutting
As expect from somebody with her nails.

synthetic life

>>39560
I cannot believe how amazing gilbee made this board, it's unreal how a man full of morality can be so fun

>>39534
lmao ok haus. here I am nigga, don't shit talk me here !!

>>39394
nah wans't cucking coz I did't even dated her atm. plus she ate her own puke for me and did cut. so I'm fine

this board has been garbage the past few days.

Why all the discordfags that come here feel the need to namefag this isn't discord

Discord containment thread when?

>>39599
>>39590
Good, this board deserved to die anyway since it had already lost its meaning. All the e-girls worth to discuss are gone or dead.

>>39521
True. Sidney did nothing wrong, her sister is a whore and deserved it.

>>39608
since Gilbert Raborg the Pedophile got banned the board traffic doubled.

>>39608
>telling girls to call Kennedi an old hag
LMAOOOO

>>39792
why do you think we would allow that to be posted here?

>>39792
kys Gilbert Raborg the Pedophile

>>39796
Wah wah spammer, go lick the pedophile’s nuts some more why don’t you. Almost 40 and rotting in his mom’s basement still obsessed with a girl he groomed at 11 and now spending every day talking to kids on discord because he wasted his youth. No1curr. The board is just discord drama.

>>39798
kek mindbroken by gilbrrt

Jannies are so based, shout out to the agatha2 mod team. Sorry about all the bullshit you deal with.

>>39796
No, it's not allowed to advertise another board that is intended to supplant this one, especially when you're doing so on behalf of a banned spammer, and especially when you're telling people they can post CP there. Not that complicated and I don't see how this would be surprising or controversial at all.

>>39801
lmao when they met she was already molested, groomed and broken beyond repair. you are just a naive fag in denial

>>39804
groomers are those who introduced her to drugs, psychedelics, hentai, porn, self harm, etc... gilbrt is nowhere near a real groomer. he's just a retarded autistic fagghot.

>>39806
Autistic retarded faggots are just as despicable as groomers, so I don’t see your point.

Jannies ignore these trolls. Give it a week or two and Gilbert Raborg the Pedophile's raids will end, and everything will be as before.

>>39814
Can't they just go to their containment board already?

banned yet againe from twitter. for calling on gassing all the pitbulls

>>39956
that's retarded for them to ban you for that, not just shitbulls but their owners need to be gassed too

.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jtCIcJVb9fc [Embed]

Yunners lol

imagine befriending a shy lonely girl, talking with her about anime and games, becoming her friend and the only person in her life who hasnt treated her like trash, only to one day realize that it was all an act and she was just a normal e-girl and you were an orbiter.

>>40086
It should be well understood by now that women can't be lonely. Even "autistic loser" type women still have 20+ men asking them out. The idea of an insecure innocent shy woman who's never heard a man compliment her is pure fiction

>>40000
Discord faggots are the worst

>>40086
so relatable

>>40087
Fuck you!

>>40095
wrong ping maybe?

>>40088
I hate discordfags and discord as a whole too, but honestly ever since I started using it a couple months ago, I have accumulated nudes of at least 4 e-girls that I would NEVER have thought they even had them, because I stupidly fell for their innocent uwu larps.
I guess I learned the number one rule: all e-girls have nudes. ALL of them, no one excluded.
If there isn't a public leak, it doesn't mean they don't exist.

>>40128
name? i think i recognize that wall

does noone remember ash?, aka ash nichols. can't find any pics of her

>>40143
;)

>>40151
booo
at least give me an initial or something

>>40038
shs larping as a reborn christian now lol

>>40038
>>40199
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EG2oIxF9bM8 [Embed]

The saga continues. She's having a BPD breakdown now because she's aging.

It always fills me with joy seeing age-regressing e-girls turning into hags and wanting to kill themselves because they can't cope anymore.

I finally got a job.
Gonna start this Sunday. Won't have time to browse this website anymore.

I wish all the discordfags would spontaneously combust.

are you guys excited for christmas? have any big plans?

>>43329
kms

>>43347
same tbh. hopefully this is the year I finally get what I've always wanted

>>43347
same let's all die together

group suicide sesh?

Group suicide? I'm in. Let's join Angel Ciara.

Everyone killed themselves except for me. I am the last man standing.

>>44065
Jokes on you. I'm having a threesome with Bianca and Ciara's ghosts.

what are you guys doing for New Year's?

>>44889
Swallowing a bunch of pills

>>44889
It's my birthday. I'm doing absolutely nothing. Maybe except fighting the urge to message this e-girl I found out lives near me.

>>44901
Happy birthday anon. I hope this new year of your life and the new year for everyone is good and productive. May we all become better.

>>44906
Thank you, kind anon. I hope 2024 is good to you and everyone here. I can't wait for spring. That's always when the fun begins.

>>44915
Could not agree more. I'm sick of winter already and it hasn't even been very cold where I am either. Less daylight and the holidays always kind of fuck me up.

>>44934
Where I am had some warmth recently which is odd for the state I live in. We had a warm foggy Christmas. I wasn't complaining but it was odd.
But yeah I need some fucking vitamin D in this bitch.

Personally, I love winter and the dark and cold. Less normalfaggots out and about. It's been unseasonably warm here, too, though and raining a lot, I want it to snow already. Starting to think this global warming thing might be for real.

>>44944
Oh, it's for fucking real.

Sitting here like it's fucking September, mud everywhere. Forgot when I last saw a normal winter.

>>44893
Bro, let's go out tonight. There's a crazy event happening, there'll be a ton of chicks, let's just go have fun and let go a little.

>>44944
>Less normlfaggots out and about
This is how I feel where I live, but with a bunch of nogs. I'm a nog that can't stand the ratchetness that comes with late spring to early summer. I just go to our suburbs or stay inside most of the time.

>>44947
Let loose before you two kick the bucket?

jerkedoff for like an hour and couldn't finish

glad i am not a pedophile, just a based hebephile

just spent nearly 2 weeks in a psychward. lack of qts in there

>>48240
No bpd cuties? sad..

do you reckon, with a young (woman), which feels better, her throat, her vaginer, or inside her anus

>>48615
I'm sexless, so idk. When I did have sex, the vaginer felt amazing, but the nastiness of anal makes me like it better.

>>48617
lately my obsession/fantasy has been a young (woman) gagging upon my penis

though it brings back depressing thoughts of my lack of 'action'. my last chance of sex was in 2006, bad sex, couldn't feel anything, and couldn't cum, and my date i found unattractive. the only other time was when i was 14 and ate out a 12 yo girl a half a dozen times, probably why my mind is skewed in a troublesome way. i did enjoy eating that pussy. zero hope or expectation of sex in my future. thanks for reading

gonna try nofap and see if it solves every problem in my meaningless neet life

>>48615
Vagina mogs. Literally built for sex so it’s perfect in every way. Throat can sometimes feel better but in a completely different way that isn’t as comfortable. Anal absolutely doesn’t feel best, don’t get me wrong it’s nice but way overrated. Doesn’t have the same soft tight wetness as the vag, most of the tightness is completely localized to the butthole ring instead of the entire thing.

>>49150
i've mostly lost my interest in the anoose, i don't obsessively watch anal porn anymore, and i am more aware of what a wild real life anus is like vs an immaculate clean porn vid anus

not sure what to do about my obsessions, as far as the young women go, seems hopeless to be rid of, hard to be able to express it even in places like this, i've kindof fallen into it heavily lately

>>48618
That would be nice, anon. How young are we talking? I think about young Sunny gagging on me sometimes. I bet her young throat would feel amazing.

>>48631
I wish I was in that position, but as the age I am now. I don't think it would be the same being near the same age.

>>49142
I've been doing it on and off. It feels great when I get a good streak going. I just want to try making it to 30 days. I just keep failing mostly because it's how I cope with life stresses. I probably wouldn't if I was wealthy and could get out more, and had the money and power to help me through bullshit life throws at me.

>>49160
Anal felt great for me when I was with my ex. It was the thing I wanted to do the most.

really even more than raw vag i most desperately want to be able to feel up a really nice thigh. sad, i might never.

>>49222
Whenever you relapse try to stick to audio or writing, it's a lot less worse and less draining than visual porn.

>>49222
yeah 100% relate bro. it would be easier to quit when my life was peaking and i was occupied with an active social life.
Post pandemic things have just gone permanently downhill for me but ill actually make an effort to change that from now on.
>>49227
good advice I think. i only started checking out audio centric content last year and is for sure less potent than audiovisual porn lol.
I would even have audios in the background while doing other stuff on the comp. my brains pretty fried
Oh well time to start tomorrow i guess. Cant wait to endure the headaches and blueballs nofap always has to offer in the primary weeks.

was productive for half a day and immediately became sick (havent been sick in 3 years)
woke up in the middle of the night in sweats, headache and general fatigue
is this what i get for finally beginning to follow through on the goals i set years ago?

So, does anyone else see those weird cp threads that come up sometimes? why am i the only one who has asled about it? one time one of those stayed up for hours

>>57054
it happens almost daily at this point

>>57054
It is spam that is posted on all alt-chans. The issue has already been discussed at length.

>>49223
Are you Audrey's ex?

What is the purpose of the email section besides saging?

>>57318
Attaching an e-mail address

>>57059
No. I've never even spoken to Audrey, but from what I'm seeing she's a freaky slut.

every single time

hi idk if this thread still gets looked at but do any of you know tips or tricks to make hair grow faster I already take vitamins

>>59388
i don't think there is any way to make your hair grow faster, sry hagchan

>>59400
I'm not hagkun

>>59403
ok haggy

>>59388

Biotin gummies seemed to help mine. Also cut off all split ends, or just trim half an inches every once in awhile.

>>59410
k faggot I'll go back to posting my pure waifus while you cry about an imaginary tranny
>>59413
thx

just realized today is easter. lol.

>>60260
happy Easter anon

>>60262
ty anon, happy easter to you too

there is a lolcow roastie who keeps lurking here and making hate campaigns against the most popular girls. you can see that in the mod logs. she keeps ban evading. her first victim was ika (19yo), the second one [REDACTED] (15yo)...

i think it's vore

>>61353
ngl I don't think Vore would ever use Lolcow.Farm, she hates women too much

I might actually be a chud wtf, started doing duolingo and its finding myself slightly bothered by having to translate lgbt sentences

I fucking hate niggers

teen thighs ruined my life

>>59437
Imagine that's your tip.

Is there any cute tranny e-girl?>>35849

>>65478
disgusting

>>65565
Get weird vibes from that horse calendar on the wall.

>>65565
Ashley is so fucking sexy in that. I'd love to have her ride me like a bull, without a condom, and without getting off as a cum.

it's now the month of May, *may* you all have a great month (unless you're bl*ck)

What is the /agatha2/ equivalent for celebs?
/b/ celeb threads are good

>>66096
I'm black. Fuck you. Have a nice May, anyway, faggot.

>>66119
I don't think there is an equivalent at the moment

does anyone else here enjoy cooking or baking

>>67478
no i enjoy only cunny sorry

>>67510
learn how to bake, worthwhile skill, cookies and muffins galore

What's your true and honest birthstone anons

>>67954
Dirty rig kek

I think Chani surpasses all types of existing beauty. She's the peak

I think Chani surpasses all types of existing beauty. She's the peak

Sight doesn't work by cells getting destroyed as modern science teaches

Light has a heat signature that cause pressure. This is why you can feel sunlight, modern lights also have a trace of this. Your eyes are sensitive enough that the brain can interpret this pressure as a visual signal, and this can be proven by pressing on your eyelids which causes the signals to fire and produce visual cues. Science is correct that the eyes are upside-down and the visual cues are interpretted by the brain better than direct pressure to eyelids.

black absorbs heat easier

when cells become silicated, dehydrated, they cannot form completely

the gray from this process is why blindness happens, it does not absorb light pressure as well

>>69202
Are you saying that black women are easily the hottest?
Well that's not surprising

never jerked off to a black girl

Genuine question: how do you guys find servers with all these mentally ill whores? I can't seem to do it

>>69251
4chan /soc/

Endchan has a mobile version now
This site used to be unusable on phones

drinking egirl piss from the tap

egirl piss straight from the source

>>69719
Holy based I miss having a funny president.

men are the women of tomorrow
happy pride month, bros

what the fuck is this shit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xb18Xwnj5Fo [Embed]

another friday night

Any anons have any thoughts on rimjobs? I fucking love the idea of rimming a smooth young girl with a pink-brown pussy and asshole. Have any anons tried?

On that note do any of you have opinions of male rimjobs too? I find it disgusting personally as the male ass is deplorable, but admittedly I’m curious

peak male beauty

>>72098
Love giving and receiving them. Never understood why so many guys are against the idea of receiving it since making a girl tongue your ass is the ultimate female submission and feels fucking amazing. I can see why some might think it's gay because "noo that's my butt and butt stuff is for fags," but come the fuck on lmao. If you ever have the opportunity to get your ass eaten by a woman, do it, because it is fucking amazing. I can cum from that alone, but even better when she's milking your cock at the same time.

Giving them is fun too, mostly because of how shy and embarrassed girls get from it. It doesn't have a taste or anything, the grossest it ever gets is if its been a long day and theres a slight sweat smell but I personally like that and dont find it too different from any other sweaty part of the body. They don't have a prostate so it doesn't feel as good for them as it feels for us but they still go crazy over it. Just make sure to not go from ass to pussy and brush your teeth because you'll give her a nasty infection otherwise (learned the hard way).

>>72103
But also let me take this moment to give a PSA and say that everyone should be washing their ass. At my last job the topic came up and everyone acted like washing your ass is gay. Fucking disgusting.

big news

No messages today

A faggot is bumping random threads to hide Lucerne's thread, what a faggot

>>73348
spamming about a literal who is next level retarded, nobody cares about that hoe, not even you, you are just a wannabe troll

>>73348
I don't think anyone is doing that

>>73351
Everyone on this board is obsessed with her, my dark side waifu

>>73355
the only person mentioning her is you, you're spamming other threads with her and yes it's painfully obvious that it's you in every post because you're a low iq nigger

>>73356
Yes, no. No you. you're the only dumb nigger who actually hates her, leave her alone!
Lucerne only deserves love forever and ever

>>73359
the only thing she deserves is to be slaughtered, just like every dumb ewhore. betas like you contribute nothing to society except for something to laugh at

PLEASE, PLEASE JANNIES, MODS.
DO NOT DELETE THIS
Hey
I dreamed of Huck Jackman taming lions, I also saw that Luc (my sweet Lucerne) came to visit me, I couldn't see anything of her because (I have only seen her eyes) in the dream she was against the light.
But I knew it was her.
You faggots can laugh all you want. But I know that one day I will wake up with Luc by my side, she will be with me bros, and from then on she will never abandon me nor will I abandon her.
Or so I thought...
I feel very bad bros. These antidepressants or whatever are fucking with me. I think I've been Vaxxed. And talking to the psychiatrist and the psychologist seems like a game of "no you."
I'm getting out of this shit.
On the other hand I hate everything and everyone (sorry, even you bros) except Lucerne, whom I love only, and only now I can accept that she will never be by my side, I can't stand it anymore. What a fucking schizo I am for her, what a fucking schizo the world is, save me Dostoyesvki!
It sounds gay, I know, but this is the end, my end.
I just wanted to say goodbye to Luc.
I can't believe all the kinos I'll miss. The books that I won't read, well I wouldn't remember anything about all that kino when I had died anyway.
Save yourselves as you can, bros, for my part I give up like a bitch. Never trust in pharmaceutical jews, they literally screwed with my head, I think.
I wish I could live to remember you Luc. I wish I could hug you, I wish things weren't like this. I have a lot of chills and a little fear, I'm alone for the first time. Truly alone, Lucerne, brothers. I am enjoying the greatest peace, even greater than that of an infant bcs I will no longer have to continue saving myself, it is useless, i think.
Goodbye bros.
Goodbye, Lucerne, my sweet heart, my soft love.
I know it's crazy and silly but I genuinely love Luc very very much with how little of its cyber presence here. And I laugh at the normalfaggots who will never have these emotions. Damn overrated robo-animals!
You have to feel bad, very very bad, down and destroyed to achieve something. And I've felt it Luc, bros, but I can't stand it, I've failed, it's over.
I don't know what else to say... oh sure, why not?
Fuck niggers

>>73453
Why are you trying so hard to make this retired e-whore selfpost? If you are so desperate for new e-girls, all you have to do is create daily e-girls threads on r9k and these bitches attracted by the easy attention spring up like mushrooms.

>>73453
Seriously nigger this is just pathetic, I don't care if you really mean what you say or if it's bait, it's disgusting to even read it regardless. Not to mention the bitch already has a body count, just stop.

I'm sorry for the type of person I've been, and the horrible things I've done. But I can't keep punishing myself like this.
I'm leaving the cycle of depression I've allowed myself to be trapped in as penance for everything I've done wrong.
People who are a lot worse than me lead fulfilling and enjoyable lives so why shouldn't I.

Still can't believe this movie was made in Hollywood. Still can't believe that faggot writer disowned this film, it's miles better than his critically acclaimed normie faggots club.

Loser meets Princess in an empty shopping mall, a truly modern fairy tale. Silly in all the right places.

Unrealistic? Fuck reality! Incel fantasy? Hell yeah!

That's what Hollywood was about in its heyday - fantasy, not preaching.

what's for dinner tonight bros, I'm having salmon

>>74603
sadness and depression.
enjoy your salmon though. sounds good.

>>74608
I hope you feel better soon anon, also thank you it's very delicious I wish I could share with you :(

>>74612
I appreciate the kind sentiments. I'm glad you enjoyed your meal.
Have a nice night, friend.

>>74412
This but the opposite. I'm going to commit suicide with a special bag and sleeping pills, I don't know when I'll do it but I'm still in the Hospital + in love with Luc. I'll let you all know when I do bcs I'm a faggot, goodbye for now, losers

>>74695
uh...cool... won't throw you any empathy/pity though since you're annoying and I hate your spamming

>>74695
you aren't going to succeed. you'll just end up disabled

hey bros I gotta pee, can you guys watch my dog real quick?

>>74734
What makes you say that? Or do you just want to make me afraid?

>>74512
Too old.

Anyone remember when Motherless was like the top shilled porn site on image boards? I wouldn’t be surprised if my exposure to that site as a young teen is a big part of why I eventually stopped watching porn overall. I’ve heard it’s more tame these days (maybe only because it’s dying?) but god damn in 2010 I saw some nasty shit. I assume most younger people wanting that sort of thing just use private trackers now. Old /b/ in general isn’t something I like to get nostalgic about tbqh, but sometimes I look back and feel grossed out for a solid ten minutes.

how the fuck do those pedro threads keep getting made?

>>75336
Young teen these days barely use torrents at all. They have discord servers and telegram groups for that stuff.

Why do people put pickles on chicken sandwiches? That's kinda gross.

>>75336

I was just thinking the other day how wild motherless was. I only ever browsed it for morbid curiosity. I recall lots of teenage boys getting blown by old ladies for "the lulz."

>>77509
Could say the same about you tbh since you're mocking someone for not liking pickles on a sandwich, I swear this site is beyond full of low iq pajeets and spics who think they're smart but couldn't even pass a third grade math exam

>>77516
I'm don't like pickles myself, it's just a stupid question

>>77522
valid

To everyone who views this...

>>80402
Thank you, dear 😘
You're pretty cool yourself 😎

>>80406
:D

teen fashion tiktok vids destroyed my nonut streak

>>81026
What the flip

>>81026
Send some links

>>81185
i don't think mr b.o. would approve.

3D women are killing me, they are all whores, how do I fall in love with a 2D woman?

hard to cope i will never creampie a (+18) teenager

I fucking love this board. I hope it never gets deleted or nuked. I dont know any other place where we can talk about e-girls without censorship, or about e-girls at all.

I love girls so fucking much, it's unreal
Girls are queens

Do any of you have this pic? I like it a lot

>>87631
here you go

a yummy teen (18+) tummy RUINED by an ugly belly button

Incel pedros simping for jew pussy

>>87662
thanks anon

>>87666
>Incel pedros simping for jew pussy

Is it normal to want to eat the asshole of every e-girl posted here?

Why are most women posted here so fucking ugly?

>>88459
who are you talking about specifically

>>88459
because brazilniggers keep posting them

>>88461
he's obviously speaking in general, autistic fool

>>88464
If anything, the shitskins are the ones cluelessly posting literallywho tiktok thots. Brazilians and Argentinians have always had a finger in the orbiting pie, but they misunderstand the culture and think it's about posting any girls who get their dicks hard. The board was made with r9k culture in mind, and r9k girls have always been either ugly or unconventionally attractive. Ciara was the first huge one, and she would be considered ugly by the vast majority of people outside of image boards. It's not about brazilniggers, it's about orbiting in general. We like the homely girls because we see them as female versions of ourselves and think we have a chance. We can't realistically fantasize about movie stars.

>>88459
Because 4chan egirls are 4/10 irl girls who get no attention irl so they come to 4chan for simp attention from r9k incels

tiktok (18+) teens sustain me

spent five days in the psych ward and i am ready to blow a monster load sometime today. some skinny petite ~18 yo girl in there with me had me obsessing

formerly nice neighborhood is getting swamped with blacks. some young ones outside rn making literal monkey noises

>>91440
Why'd you go to the psych war?

>>91469
mental problems

and saw a person walking a pitbull, its so ogre

Get bumped bro

me if i end up reincarnating

I finally managed to accept that Ciara is dead and nothing will replace her. Goodbye forever /agatha2/bros...

how do anons deal with loneliness?

>>94113
do you work or go to school? regular exposure to people is a good way to make you happy to not be around them any longer. being alone is not the worst it gets, some people will make loneliness almost blissfully peaceful. If you wish to meet people realistically you have to take up responsibilities or hobbies that will put you in situations where you are dealing with other people. Online friendships are rather hollow.

>>97340
fuck yeah shes a cart smoker

>>97340
is this really what her hair looks like

>>97391
I honestly can't tell if you're praising or insulting her with that comment

>>97340

Wut the frick

>>97610
Right??

>>97610
You know what, now that I think about it, that post was probably selfposting

>>97340
>>97391
Probably the least visually appealing girl posted in recent times and that's saying a LOT
She looks like she smells of old pennies and dirty laundry

>>97614
Really rocking the unwashed tweaker aesthetic

>>97614
>>97622
bro? why the hell are you so mean to my wife? she is gloriously cute, very funny and pretty intelligent. in fact, there have already been attempts to make threads about her but they always get deleted.

>>97674
This bitch looks like the green nigga from Gorillaz

>>97728
She looks like Audrey but with emo hair and clown makeup