>>6590
Sleepy "if ciara dies i'll kill myself" Seymour

Who’s more pathetic, him or Michael Sosa? At least Seymour has some self awareness

>>6590
Meanwhile, the dude's made a fortune in bitcoin, and he owns Ciara's plaid blanket, the closest thing to a Holy Grail this community has ever produced.

Posted already but Sleepy Seymour was featured as a top fan and creep of the infamous anorexic streamer Eugenia Cooney. I think he got a fetish for anorexia after Ciara died and needed a new girl to be a paypig to. He gets destroyed in the comments.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EUGENIACOONEY/comments/qskg9e/some_messages_from_the_creeper_last_nightcant_put/

>>6603
>>6603
Yeah but he is in his mid 40s and did he really even make a bunch of money in bitcoin?

I remember him posting some shit like a bunch of bills and then complaining about having no money and how girls were not paying attention to him because of it.

>>6603
>>6607
I haven't seen anything that would indicate that he made any real money out of bitcoin. Maybe he made it up thinking the girls would give him more attention if they thought he had big money

>>6604
lol

Seymour is a good boy.

>>6617
theres a whole youtube video about the incident that has like 27k views, lol.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z2_b0oKz4Cc [Embed]

>>6804
jesus fucking christ, that's disturbing. a near 50 year old man with an anorexia fetish pretending to be a 17 year old girl and posting in ED discords to berate teenage girls into losing weight and getting off to it. why would he just volunteer that he does that. I know this guy is kind of a laughing stock so no one takes hime seriously, but he's legitimately creepy as fuck. It's like he uses his facade of ironic, self-effacing humor to hide how depraved he really is. Who knows what other fucked up shit he gets up to behind the scenes. It's good that more people are becoming aware of him, something should be done about it, he's gotten away with it for too long.

>>6811
Yeah, honestly, I always thought he was one of the more harmful people in Sheep specifically because no one took him seriously. He knew that and played it up and took advantage of it.

>>6804
Be carefool Eugenia Cooney bitch woman, you don't want to make peoples of the internet angry. I hope your head gets chopped off by the peoples of the internet one day, and then we laugh!!! HueHueHueHue!!!!

>>6896
What?

>>6896
Eugenia Cooney we are watching you, we are watching you. Think it is funny messing with the peoples of the internet huh? Behave yourself stick-women. The peoples of the Internet are watching.

>>6896
>>7006
ok nigga take your meds

>>6804
>seymour is an egirl bully now
never knew he had it in him

This guy is a dangerous predator, don't let him fool you into thinking otherwise

Seymour I know you'll read this since you lurk.
Get a woman your own age you fucking pedro.
You were in your 40s talking to erica, Ciara, and kaya when they were 14/15 years old.

>>7112
>date a post wall roastie so you don't have to compete with me
lol no thanks bro

>>7146
Been paying egirls from 4chan for what, almost 7 years now and still no sex?

Feel bad knowing they would rather live in 3rd world country(marky and brazil) or live in shitty part of the USA(erica and her native bf in minnesota) or die of a drug overdose than have sex with you lmao

>>8291
He really doesnt have bad genetics. If he went to the gym and groomed himself would be pretty good looking.
And no need to look his own age. If he got cash late 20s looking to settle down would gladly take him
However he's mentally insane so wont manage that

>>8301
was going to say isn't he in his 40s? if he hasnt gotten in shape by now he isn't going to
From what I have heard he has no job and is on disability so its not like he hasn't had the time
Also you can't really tell what his height is in the photos, if he is a manlet then getting in shape wouldn't help him and I could even understand him not trying to get into shape.

He simultaneously looks 45 and 5 at the same time. he is obviously old, but has child like mannerisms and look.

>>8849
he's obviously emotionally retarded

>>8848
why would his supervisor be on discord

>>8862
no, it was a draft of a typed letter he was going to turn into his boss, and he wanted ppl in sheep to proofread it and give their input before he turned it in.

>>8848
>>8864
There's no way he ever sent that right? Just admitting to printing underage nudes lol. How the fuck did that even happen. What ever came of this incident?

>>8868
im pretty sure nothing ever came out of it lol

>>8849
He sounds very young too. That's one of the things I fear I share with him since people comment on how young I sound frequently.

Surprised no one has posted the pics he shared when he shit himself that one time and just thought everyone in sheepvillage should know about it

>>8932
hopefully that's because no one saved the pics in the first place

he strikes me as the Norman Bates kind of guy

>>8938
lmao i agree. idk about seymour's parents though. he lives alone doesnt he?

Is he dripped out in the Bape hoodie? Goated with the sauce, perhaps?

more interesting than most if not all e-girls these days.
bumping in return for some content

>>6590
who drew his pfp? looks like it was made by a 13 year old kid

>>22389
It’s cute and adorable like him

>>22389
End of an era. He had that other avi for like 6 years.

>>22389
stingbees aka ciara 2.0 aka michael sosa's new grooming victim. seymour paid for her bus ticket to get to sosa's moms house (sosa couldnt save up 200$ bc he's a junkie) under the condition that sosa would record himself fucking her and send the video to him. sosa has been supplying her with molly and other drugs since she got there.

>>22712
Is stingbees this girl? post a picture of her in case she is not this one

>>22712
how old is the bees girl?
>>22713
that's the 'mouse' girl

>>22715
I think I found a picture of Bee she actually looks very cute and pretty

>>22717
looks like a 56-percenter

>>22715
18.

she had an irl boyfriend and she cheated on him w a few dudes from discord (including sosa) n then broke up w him a few days before her n sosa met up

>>22713
this is tinker

>>22717
her selfies r edited to fuck this is what she acc looks like

THIS IS A SEYMOUR THREAD

>>22723
YIKES

>>22723
Does she have any pic with Sosa? She indeed looks ugly in real life.

>>22740
thanks just posting here in case he privates his account bet they had wild sex

>>22723
I'm 15 lol

>>22747
I just made him breakfast, stay mad teehee

>>22752
No one is mad, but you will be once the wall hits, not that it hasn't started already despite you only being 15, and you are replaced by someone younger and cuter. There were 15 year olds before you, and there will be after you. Teehee

>>22752
You are going to get replaced by Hanako or Trick when they turn 15 lol you are just one of the many underage e-girls he fucks and he probably thinks you are one of the worst girls since you look older. Enjoy being a doormat and a cumdumpster bpdbitch

>>22755
>>22743
Really never changes. How old are these girls actually? Shocked his mom still lets him live with her.

>>22723
>>22747
she looks like a 30 year old methhead

>>22755
Post the new e-harem invite

Fucking pedophiles I hope Sosa Empathchan and Seymour burn in the flames of hell

does anyone have more information on the girl in the pictures with michael lol

Lol Michael and Bee are lying about Bee being 15 years old to keep up with his internet pedophile persona and to appease her gross ass fetishes. Police showed up at his house and confirmed she was 18 years old, kek. You and Michael Gabriel Sosa are both disgusting as fuck

>>22803
not sure if this is legit or an attempt at misdirection

>>22803
Nothing in that image says she’s 18.

>>22815
Context clues say that we verified it ourselves by calling the police on him… Do you genuinely believe that if he were harboring a runaway child who came from a bus fare, especially across state lines (Which is a federal crime.) that he’d be sitting online posting with no recourse whatsoever? Use your brain.

>>22816
Are you fucking stupid? You realize he’s committed many other crimes without consequences. Fuck off with your gay little larp.

>>22823
not that anon but i know them and we did contact law enforcement. we know he's a pedophile and has groomed other underage girls. but this one is indeed 18 and pretending to be a minor to go along with his pedo fetishes. if you're legitimately concerned why don't you call san antonio pd like we did and ask them to check? because they'll likely tell you a call was already placed, an officer went there and confirmed she's 18. the only larp here is you pretending to care about a minor being statutorily raped, because if you were really concerned, you'd call just like we did and know we're telling the truth.

>>22900
Post some better proof then. Many of us called a long time ago when worse things were happening and nothing came of it.

>>22823
oh and i'll add this since i know she checks this thread, bee you're a nasty ass bitch for pretending to be 15 to please your pedophile boyfriend. you'll realize it when you're older how depraved that man is and how demented and sick in the head you were to play along with his shit. clearly you're not a minor but you do have the mental faculties of a child, and a retarded one at that

>>22901
was i supposed to ask the officer to take a picture of her ID, something they would never do and especially give to a stranger? are you literally retarded? fucking call and ask yourself again if you're actually concerned, you're not

>>22902
>>22903
The only believable thing you’ve posted here is that you’re some spurned orbiter of hers. This girl and the other one he’s posted both look underage. You posted zero proof to show otherwise.

>>22916
look up the number. i'm a woman, i'm straight, and in a long term relationship for over half a decade. i'm not attracted to or interested in a weird bitch who pretends to be a minor to dickride pedophiles. i did call them and shortly after received a text once my report was filed by the first officer i contacted. then about an hour later i received a call from the cop who went to his address and he told me there were 3 individuals present in the house, sosa, his mother, and his girlfriend whos 18 years old. again it's as easy as placing a call, you won't do it because you're fucking retarded and don't actually care. or you're her claiming you have "orbiters" and trying to keep your lie going to attract more coomer pedophiles. either way, rot

>>22925
here

>>22922
Shut the fuck up you cringe newfag. Have some self awareness.

>>22925
you should've included these details in the first place

>>22930
I’m not a newfag either you swarthy nigger I just don’t spend my time orbiting pedophiles like you seem to do. Learn how to file a proper report instead of projecting, also kill yourself before barking orders at other anons

>>22950
You seem painfully unaware of Sosa’s infamy as a predator with the protection of corrupt judges and cops. The cops either didn’t go or they didn’t care. You haven’t done anything special or better than others before you.

>>22950
stick to lolcow you dumb roast and stop shitting up seymour’s thread

>>22950
>”I’m not a newfag”
>>22922
>”His name is Michael Gabriel Sosa”

This board is an extension of /r9k/‘s orbiting culture
Anons here have known who he is for about a decade

>>23061
This board is NOT an extension of r9k. Some people here are from there, many are not.

>>23088
Yes there are some newfags from Lolcow and Reddit judging by how this >>22803
was posted verbatim on the former. You need to go back.

newfags come from voxed, an argentinian reddit clone

>>23088
Vast majority of posters here are from r9k and r9k related discord servers. Most of the remaining percentage are from Latin and South American 4chan spin-offs.

>>22803
Michael here. No police ever came to my house and I’m not lying about her age. I don’t know where you got she’s a runaway from. I told people both publicly and privately I had the consent of her parent to let her visit. She also has some other family in Texas nearby she’s seeing.
I also never offered Seymour a sex tape? You’re clearly some form of deluded schizo that’s gone mad from stumbling onto our scene. I’ll continue to date minors as it’s not illegal to do so. Continue your deranged seething bitch.

>>23372
is Seymour lying then?

>>23372
Your girlfriend does not look like a minor >>22747

>>23374
Seymour is always joking around and I don’t keep track of all his jokes. He helped me pay for the bus ticket which I’m grateful for.

>>23375
That’s a bad pic taken by some dude with kids who’s upset Bee rejected him. Everyone irl I’ve introduced her to has thought she’s underage.

>>23377
>>23378
Post more selfies of you with Bee if you have more. How did you find her?

>>23379
Maybe later, mostly sending the ones we’re taking to her fam to let her know she’s happy and safe. And I found her randomly on Instagram. The algorithm there typically recommends girls I like based on posts I like.

>>22723
Christ, she's so ugly

>>23372
"Of course I saw your pain
The wind beneath your wing;
A gallant knight you were;
My warm gentle brother"

>>23388
Oh the dude I wrote that for turned out to be nuts lol

>>23385
Are you dating her because she looks like Ciara? Does she know about your lore?

>>23379
>>23475
Quit riding this nigga's dick

>>23475
I treat her like a daughter (no sex) and stick to reading the Bible with her in bed, and no she doesn’t know much about me. She’s kind of a rube.

(210) 737-2726 Wonder what his mom will say?

>>23535
That’s not her number and she wouldn’t respond to a stranger about private matters of course

>>22803
>>22816
>>22900
>>22903
>>22925
>>22926
>>22950
you were so sure you did something and it turns out... you didn't. seems like you vastly overestimated your own competence. bet you feel silly now. guess you're the one who needs to learn how to file a proper report.

>>23372
the police did go to your house, called and asked them and they confirmed what theyre saying that a report was already filed. your girlfriend is 18. age of consent in texas is 17, you'd be in prison rn if she was 15.

>>23648
No police ever came. If you did call, they probably recognized you were harassing me. No police has ever visited me from online issues. Only in Delaware was I ever searched for cp once (because Ciara was mad I didn’t give her drugs) and it was an optional search with the awkward acknowledgment that Ciara was a terrible person by the cop.

>>23648
And again you are an utter retard. No where have I claimed to be doing anything illegal. I’m not having sex with her and I have the consent of her parent (who thinks I’m much younger though since I’ve lied about my age).

>>23662
>>23663
we know they went to your house michael, nobody's harassing you. you can pretend they didn't all you want

>>23663
but hey whatever you need to protect the 18 year old lying about being 15 to attract pedophiles like you

>>23673
not him but what would be the point of her lieing and saying shes 15 when shes actually 18? i mean i dont get it. that would attract a lot of unwanted reports and ppl trying to get him swatted. like i dont see any 'pros' of lying and saying she 15 when in reality shes 18.

>>23677
A fetish. That’s the point. They have a daddy daughter little girl fetish.

>>23677
like >>23679 said its a fetish

I know Erica was big into daddy daughter roleplay when she was 14-21 and last I heard she was still into it.

>>23672
No police have ever come, why would they take you seriously. Try to imagine a world where not everyone shares your world view. Even Kaya’s own detectives gave up the pretense of pretending to care about her issues after repeated calls. You only tried once and in your own narcissistic delusion believe they acted like you wanted.
I’ll continue to date underage girls because there’s literally nothing illegal about doing it.

>>23705
what's the point if you cant fuck them and your just grooming and cucking yourself by making them a better partner for who they date after you when they can actually get fucked

>>23707
Erm I believe in Love… not everything has to be about sex and contrary to what some retards like the schizo above believe, I wanted a relationship with people like C*ara and S*nny, not just to fuck them.

>>23705
Police are obliged to take reports of statutory rape and harboring runaway minors seriously. Post her id, scribble out the name and other details, leave the bday in

Every Seymour post is iconic to be honest

>>23763
What server does he hang in now? Sheep/eharem splintered into 3 servers and two already got deleted

So iconic

>>23758
This and also we didnt tell the cops he lived with his mom and they said his mom was there kek, hes lying through his teeth

LOL

>>23776
Wow Seymour has his own cunny living with him too. We’re all gonna make it.

>>23758
Well they don’t
>>23774
Why wouldn’t his mom be there?

>>24154

utter retard with horrible reading comprehension, yes they do. especially when it’s an urgent matter like this case. the point of them saying the police claimed his mother was there without anyone telling them was to confirm that they did indeed go to his house. the fact this has to be explained to you like you’re a toddler is atrocious.

other anons, call and ask san antonio pd.

to the pedo scrote, post her id with everything scribbled out except birthday. you won’t because you’re full of shit. you are a larping liar desperately reaching out of fear of confirming your own dox. and yes, 32 year old males pursuing underaged girls is illegal. if you try this again with another actually <18 vulnerable girl you and your complicit mother will both be facing charges.

>>24157
relevant also:

>>24157
She owns his house and you needed the police to tell you that she lived there? What a retarded stalker

>>24159
what thread is this from?

>>24159
this cuck was seething every day about her on discord after he found out she was into him lol

>>24164
nobody said that either you absolute dumbass lmfao. how are you seriously this incapable of comprehending basic english? we knew he lived with his mother, the police confirmed it without us mentioning it > hence they did go to his house. literal low iq porch monkey

>>24166
michael’s lolcow thread
https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/383200.html#1822889

>>24169
>we knew he lived with his mother, the police confirmed it without us mentioning it > hence they did go to his house.
Doesn’t make any sense. Anyone with an Internet connection could figure out who lived there dipshit

>>24185
it doesn’t make any sense to you despite having explained it 5 times because you have abysmal intelligence and self-awareness retarded nigger chud

>>24236
>more seething from the literal teenage newfag cucked by Sosa and Seymour
I’m sorry my IQ points aren’t low enough to see your accomplishments here you brain dead nigger

>>24243
>more projection from the senile miscreant
like the other anon said i’m neither teenaged nor am i interested in maladapted 18 year olds with DDLG fetishes. i’ve been in a relationship for the better half of a decade?

not only are you completely retarded but you’re also unable to prevent yourself from leaking your necrotic brain matter’s discharge all over the thread with your constant freudian slips.

again, you’re either the pedo yourself, bee’s nasty ass trying to keep up with both of their lies, or a braindead “spurned orbiter” of sosa’s as you call it. not a single well-adjusted person is interested in orbiting retard pedos and their retard accomplices, except for you. and btw, nobody said we did anything special or achieved a significant accomplishment except for *shocker* you.

having the police go to his house & confirm her age is a completely normal response. the fact you think this is some impossible feat is you implying that we did something special/achieved an accomplishment, not the other way around, retard.

>>24245
We all know how obsessed you are Spiral. Maybe you can have Sosa’s sloppy seconds when she’s done with her lol

>>24250
I’m not spiral holy fuck you are braindead lmfao I linked what Spiral had said as a secondary testimony confirming she is 18 you brainlet. Just blow your head off with a shotgun already you can’t be this dumb

>>23372
>>23662
>>23711

>I’ll continue to date minors as it’s not illegal to do so
>I wanted a relationship with people like C*ara and S*nny, not just to fuck them.
Why though? Sure, its not illegal to date them, its just immoral and socially unacceptable to the point where you have to lie about your age to the parents of the recent girl.
Why go through this stress instead of dating women your age?

>>24287
i mean i can see how its worth the stress.. u guys seen it here.. girls hit the wall at like 22

>>24288
Only the ones with personality disorders who post themselves on image boards kek, guess that whittles down sosa’s dating pool to 0

>>24288
kennedis like 24 and still looks great. but to be fair she was never a retarded druggie so it was probably harder for sosa to dig his claws in her

>>24287
Woman are at their peak attractiveness by most men’s standards in their early 20s

>>24320
context?

>>24321
During one of the server splits she freaked out while Sosa was asleep because she gave the owner account info to someone who stole the Harem server

>>24320
Imagine being in your 30s and the only way you can get your rocks off is to manipulate teenagers on discord into having panic attacks over you. Every time, dude. Every fucking time. Every girl that he sinks his teeth into. Same story every time.

>>23774
I don’t really understand the point being made here either. I’ve never said my mother doesn’t live with me and anyone can check Whitepages easily to tell who lives with me. This doesn’t help prove that any cops visited me.
>>24287
I don’t find older women (like past mid 20s) as attractive usually and I disagree with what you said about it being immoral.
>>24290
I talked to Kennedi for a long time in private on Telegram. She would draw me and sing songs for me, but didn’t want me to be public about being friends with her. Never met her because I couldn’t afford to at the time I was close to her.
>>24330
What a pathetic cope.

>>24472
Do you still find marky attractive? she is turning 26 in a few weeks

>>24474
I still think she’s pretty, but I preferred her when she was less skinny

>>24475
Why are you the only person on this board who likes fat chicks

>>24472
>She would draw me and sing songs for me, but didn’t want me to be public about being friends with her.
yeah? when was this you absolute master key
>>24315
yeah if the only metric you care about is physical attractiveness that is true, and honestly i wouldn't even estimate that data at early 20s.
if you had a bunch of girls/women lined up the average peak attractiveness would probably be like 16

>>24481
For several months before Bianca died. When she got killed I got really depressed and ghosted everyone for several months.

I love Seymour

heard seymour recently lost his virginity in a threesome

>>24602
How dare he not save himself for me...

>>24607
You lost your chance, Marky

>>24726
What a Chad

i catfished seymour and made like 300$ off him using nudes from reddit lol

>>25119
BASED SEYMOUR

>>25119
lock him up already

I can't beleive this retard is only like 3 years older than me. He has the mental age of a child and the body of a senior citizen.

>>25147
Yet he gets more bitches than you.

>>25147
He has an endearing and charming personality with handsome good looks is what you meant to say

>>25213
seymours not a virgin anymore?

>>25214
no, he got a practice gf to get ready for when the time comes that marky wants to marry him

>>25147
Isn’t he in his forties?

>>25250
he's 50

>>25147
>>25250
>>25288
He's only as old as the girl he feels.

>>25214
He lost it to girl on left in picrel

>>25358
There is no fucking way bruh

>>25360
Granted this was after many years of grooming via Betabux and patiently waiting for her to turn 18

>>25358
actually, i heard it was the girl on the right

>>25358
>>25361
aren't both of those trannies? so he lost his virginity to the blonde tranny?

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS OLD MAN

>>25632
terrifying

lol

>>25989
That girl is a worse Bianca Devins copycat than Bee, calling herself Oxy was one thing but she also has the same Punpun painting on her bedroom wall that Bianca did

>>25632
Stop seymour. Go back to your work.

>>25632
We're all gonna end up like that. Tell me your plan to avoid becoming seymour2.

>>26017
My plan is to keep lurking this board.

would you save baby seymour? or would you let him burn?

>>27487
i would slam dunk him into a trash can like in the TND copypasta

>>29372
Such an unfortunately disgusting specimen to look at.

anyone know what city seymour lives in?

>>29388
Fresno, California.

>>29382
I've started to wonder if this isn't not like some especially ugly uncle or something of him and not actually himself.
Has he ever live streamed?

>>31336
I heard it's some guy he works with at the supermarket.

>>31336
huh, i never thought about that, would be funny if this was some incredibly elaborate reverse catfish

>>31336
he livestreamed getting ciara's blanket

>>31357
does anyone have this? angelicism deleted it from his channel.

>>31341
That seems unlikely, because why would he have such unkempt and almost intimate pics of a coworker from a supermarket?

I mean shit like >>28620 or that one where he lies in bed >>6802.
If it's a mentally ill family member, I could see this working out as a form of catfish.

>>31443
who the hell is angelicism and why does it keep getting mentioned here? feels like someones trying to shill it for some reason. why the hell would they have had seymour's stream on their channel?

>>31556
Because they reup anything related to Ciara on their channel.

It's confirmed that Seymour lost his virginity and has a REAL gf now.
WAGMI

>>31838
ditto for chris chan , what is YOUR excuse

>>31876
>what is YOUR excuse
I don't have clout

Is it true he lost his virginity to some whore from Mouse Utopia?

>>36060
You just know they'll both abuse their own children.

>>36060
Based Seymour

>>36106
what's mouse utopia

>>28628
Is he actually retarded?

>>36225
current generation of the eharem sheep village community. it used to belong to Tinker (who has her own thread) but was hijacked by the groomer rapist king Croc O'dile

>>36716
It never belonged to tinker she was just the mascot to lure in orbiters

>>36060

move that lazy ass seymour. you still have time.

...do egirls here actually interact with this guy?

>>38131
yes they strip for him in exchange of nitro or drugs

Seymour should have a board just for himself

>>37352
Yeah if you have an extremely charismatic and warm personality or are rich and famous. Seymour is a cluster b retarded creep.

seymour isn't cluster b lol

>>6590
Why do we have a thread for a man??

>>54013
Because he's cute

>>54013
because hes the king

>>53946
who are those girls

>>55272
Holy smokes

where is he now

>>58031
what do you mean?

>>55272
You may not like it, but this is what peak groomer form looks like.

13-14yo girls can't resist him.

>>58152
he oozes dad energy

>>58157
seymour marky's pedro dollfriend and that fat 40 year old ika orbiter are the most disgusting people i've seen on this board.

>>58157
mmm

>>58161
cope he steals all your waifus in their prime

hes a kind and generous man once you get to know him

>>58264
fat stacks and loads of swag

plz stop posting him and leave him in peace. he left discord and 4chan and doesnt come here anymore either. he trusted a girl one too many times and this time it broke him.

>>60713
this isn't true. he's still on discord and the only girl he's obsessed with is marky

>>58264
Chill looking dude tbh

I like Seymour's Instagram it's aesthetic

>>63102
post it please seymour doesn't accept me because I'm not cunny

>>63126
never, I'm gatekeeping my favorite eboy

i need him

>>64154
he posts weird erotic poetry about wanting to tie up teenage girls. he belongs on a watch list.

>>64159
his poetry is great why are you mad

This guy is such a loser. Everything about him fills me with contempt. If he wasn't online trying to groom kids I might feel sorry for him.

Women his own age genuinely don't want him. I can promise everyone this. He might land a girl or woman with an intellectual disability who sticks her fingers in her bum or an extra chromosome and even then I'm pretty sure the state would get involved. He's worse than Gariepy, at least Gariepy has money and is smart and looks clean, assuming he didn't murder his wife and just gave her her fraydum.

>>64166
he looks kinda old so I wouldn't blame him for disregarding whatever the walled up women his own age think or feel about anything

>>64166
>Women his own age genuinely don't want him.
Women his own age are fucking dusty old haags with a pussy drier than a Sahara lol.

Betacucks can't cope with based Seymour living that high speed orbit life. He defied all odds and has prevailed. Classic underdog story.

a virgin male (48) deserves a virgin gf (18). its only fair. virgins deserve their equal counterparts.

>>64357
Except virgin girls don’t even want virgin men. They want someone more experienced to guide them.

>>64358
virgin men are the only good men

>>64357
He's had girlfriends in the past. I don't think he's a virgin.

>>64381
he lost his virginity in a threesome it was confirmed

>>64400
what a chad

i love seeing the h.ags itt malding because he doesn't want them kek

i heard a rumor seymour printed cp on “accident” at his old job. makes you wonder how something like that could even happen

>>64771
yeah i remember that happening! someone dared him to print out this young teens ass pic and cum tribute it, if i remember (weird that ppl do this). his printer at home ran out of ink so he thought hed try and sneak and print it out at work instead. except when he printed it at work, some girl at his job walked to the printer and picked it up before he could get there. so he got busted. she reported the picture to the manager and he confessed and got fired i think.

>>64844 jealous bitch

This post is sad. I wonder who hes talking about here...she must really be someone special. hang in there sey sey. a new girl will come along to use you/manipulate you/ruin your life soon enough