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匿名 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:23 Id: 7d0d34 [Preview] No. 29792

岛民敢和我的队伍直视5秒钟吗

匿名 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:59 Id: 2b6fd3 [Preview] No.29795 del

習近平
武漢肺炎
8964
台灣
新疆
西藏

匿名 06/24/2026 (Wed) 00:41 Id: a9da4a [Preview] No.29805 del

>>29795
老外的刻板印象把我的斗笠和八字胡气歪了，害我从梯田上滚了下来，把邻家扎着丸子头穿着旗袍的妹妹的A+数学试卷、播放着铡美案的播音器和他碗里的狗肉撞掉了，但还好我会功夫，尽管眯着眼也没有砸到田里的老黄牛和竹林里的大熊猫，这时候我的的手机铃声响了：“登→登↗登↑登↑登→登→登↘，Yo phone linging.”我接起电话，原来是外卖员打电话给我，说我点的中餐到了，有大米，汤面，饺子还有左宗棠鸡。

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