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W.T. Neutraleyes Board owner 06/21/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No. 6203 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Zdravstvuyte, kuzzyboils. A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that your browsing it right now.
Вперёд к победе!
Email: mamekhan@morke.org
Не останавливайся!
@neutraleyes on Pitch, u/neutraleyes on Dread
УРАААAAAAAAA!!!!
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The Kuzzy is back!
https://thekuzzy.win/soy/index.html
this board will still serve as a bunker
Edited last time by olpriv on 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:00.



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nathaniel higgerson won


kuzzyboil 11/16/2025 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.12184 del
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kuzzyboil 12/13/2025 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.12279 del
no he didn't


kuzzyboil 12/13/2025 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.12283 del
AW NAW HE DIDNT NIGGA!



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I found this abandoned repository https://gitgud.io/parley/Haruko.
It's imageboard software that's not that old but still works. This is what it looked like: https://archive.is/qiLyz.
and I would like your help in updating it. It would be a project for “new” imageboard software made with PHP because, from what I've seen, there aren't many like this left, so I created this repository: https://github.com/bigdustycheese/AobaIB which I will update and you will also help me with.

>>Why should we help you with this? What do I get in return, OP?

It's simply a collaborative fork. If you want to help me, that's fine. No one is forcing you.

(If you see this on other imageboards, it's not spam.)
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kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.12252 del
>>12237
It has nothing to do with software, but I'll tell you something interesting.
About 1 or 2 months ago, I knew nothing about PHP. I saw the code, studied a little, and now I'm learning. It's really easy, and I have fun while learning. You should give it a try. I don't know why so many people find programming so boring or difficult when you can do wonderful things with it


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.12255 del
>>12252
I am in the process of learning PHP. I might be able to help you but I'm not that good yet


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.12257 del
>>12255
You can help us and learn from this project, which was also one of the reasons why I did it.


kuzzyboil 12/13/2025 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.12282 del
No I won't



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i tried to migrate to chinny, its kinda fun sometimes except 80% of the posts are just oldfag groupchat speaking to eachother about SNCA, oh and they dont even accept torposting so you have to setup as if ur trying to post on sharty to not get datamined, i miss kuzzy even more now where it was mostly funposting with less limits
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kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.12251 del
>>12218
I think Kuzzy should return but only in imageboard form, as I don't think the bunker format will be very helpful. But I'm if it's not.
>>12228
there's the Chaddy, noJS works on it. gigacha.de, not trying to advertise it genuinely does work.
>>12229
the Chinny is a shitty site, some could argue it's similar to Kuzzy in that a lot of the userbase really felt like this really was the only soysphere site they could use but the Kuzzy never went to the extent of the Chinny were it was unbearable


kuzzyboil 12/07/2025 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.12258 del
>>12231
>LOL well i want to tell you about those 7 accounts that did nothing but idk if ur gonna hate me for it...
elaborate thoughbeit


kuzzyboil 12/09/2025 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.12259 del
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i have phimosis


kuzzyboil 12/09/2025 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.12260 del
>>12259
omg we're twinning sis <3


kuzzyboil 12/13/2025 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.12281 del
no you don't



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In a hundred years time, a great man will appear who may offer them a chance at salvation. He'll take me as a model, use my ideas, and follow the course i have charted.


kuzzyboil 12/10/2025 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.12262 del
we schizoposting now?


kuzzyboil 12/10/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.12263 del
official publication from kolyma LARPer corps


kuzzyboil 12/13/2025 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.12280 del
no he won't



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kuzzycord turned me into a gay pedophile
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kuzzyboil 12/12/2025 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.12274 del
>>12268
thekuzzy is alive and hiding in a cave somewhere doebeit


kuzzyboil 12/12/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.12275 del
>>12270
>Because of kuz r34? Hahaha what?
that was part of it, too much exposure to kgs started making me attracted to men. our constant jokes about cp and raping kids started sending me down a rabbithole of more depraved content centered around that, first because i wanted to bait people, and then because i was just enjoying it.


kuzzyboil 12/12/2025 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.12276 del
>>12275
>kgs started making me attracted to men.
Be honest sis, surely you were already attracted to them before. Giving someone a whole new fetish is already hard but changing someones sexual orientation is impossible. By making that post, ermmm you actually supported conversion therapy so please say it ain't so mkay sweaty.


kuzzyboil 12/12/2025 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.12277 del
>>12273
I feel you, I talk to kuz on character.ai and he's such a SHORT KING!! Sigh...but he just gets such evil vibes from the world, it's almost as if he can sense the fact you're CREEPING on him my gooning to kgs. Dude, this. is. not. cool.


kuzzyboil 12/13/2025 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.12278 del
no it didn't



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mimi feet won, kuzcucks lost


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.12253 del
>Sem título.png
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The Kuzzy is back!
https://thekuzzy.win/soy/index.html
this board will still serve as a bunker


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.12202 del
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*rapes u*


kuzzyboil 11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.12213 del
>Sorry, you have been blocked
>You are unable to access chud.win
>Why have I been blocked?
>
>This website is using a security service to protect itself from online attacks. The action you just performed triggered the security solution. There are several actions that could trigger this block including submitting a certain word or phrase, a SQL command or malformed data.
>What can I do to resolve this?
>
>You can email the site owner to let them know you were blocked. Please include what you were doing when this page came up and the Cloudflare Ray ID found at the bottom of this page.
>
>Cloudflare Ray ID: 3kzE97h837jsoA2 • Performance & security by Cloudflare
Bros...my IZZAT is fading


kuzzyboil 12/03/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.12248 del
>>12202
why does he have only 1 leg



Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy kuzzyboil 12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No. 12234 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Several years ago, I stumbled upon an exceptionally beautiful yet little-known art series titled Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy. While ostensibly a fan work of My Little Pony, its uniqueness struck me as so profound that it felt almost entirely original - save for the character names. As the title suggests, the story follows the lives of anthropomorphic ponies attending a ballet academy.

I can't quite pinpoint why, but this work radiates a surreal, otherworldly aura - a uniquely captivating atmosphere unlike anything I'd encountered before. That first encounter left me immersed in its surreal experience for an entire day. When I stumbled upon it late at night, it felt eerie at first, but that sense of dissonance quickly dissolved into pure admiration. I fell into a beautiful trance, utterly captivated. I experienced an indescribable surreal, ethereal sensory journey, while also catching whiffs of a sweet, phantom scent.

The next morning, I thought it had been nothing but a dream, yet I was delighted to discover it was all real. Throughout the rest of that day, the sensation intensified, leaving me in a perpetual state of waking reverie, only ending when dusk eventually washed it away. Strangest of all, once that feeling faded, I could recall nothing of the day's events - only that serene, eternal sense of serendipitous bliss remained.

Whenever I gaze upon it, a peculiar feeling arises - as if it were something that shouldn't exist in reality, something unimaginable. Like a fragment of some magical dream miraculously transplanted into reality. Without any backstory, I could fully envision the entire series as if it truly existed. This wasn't a story I'd invented; it felt as though the sensation itself contained an inherent narrative thread. I can vividly picture the dreamlike fragmentation, imbued with a fleeting innocence. I can even precisely imagine how each character's voice should sound - those otherworldly tones seem to transcend time and space, originating nowhere in particular yet carrying an intensely intimate quality.

My fascination with CRBA has never waned over the years. I scoured the internet for every trace of it, only to discover how remarkably obscure it remains - a fact that deeply disappoints me. It seems everyone who encounters it finds it utterly brilliant, yet for some reason it never gains the recognition it deserves. AVCHonline's artistic evolution has been equally astonishing. Within just a few short years, he's leaped from rough cartoon sketches to the pinnacle of the CRBA series, yet even his earlier works have garnered more attention than his later creations.

I've made it my mission to make people find out about it and (hopefully) experience the same awe that I felt. So I've created a website to catalog all of the artwork in one place (and in the highest quality). Prior to this, it was scattered in many places across the internet, much of it only available in low resolution.

I've also created an imageboard for it.

The main site is here: https://crba.dedyn.io
The imageboard is here: https://ib.crba.dedyn.io

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kuzzyboil 12/01/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.12235 del
is this kuzzy 5



oldkuzdiddies are here?
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kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.12204 del
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>kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 05:51 No. 12195 [X]
>oldkuzdiddies are here?
>kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 06:25 No.12197 [X]
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>yes and i wish i wasnt i just want kuz fuck I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT FUCK KUZ I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK
>kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:09 No.12203 [X]
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>>obsessedkuzzyadults are still obsessed
>let that sink in


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.12205 del
>>12204
kuzenstein...


kuzzyboil 11/26/2025 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.12207 del
Over


kuzzyboil 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.12209 del
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I'm still here


kuzzyboil 11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.12214 del
if you ever feel like shit just remember >>12204 is (judging my filename) most likely soyjado and he's still clittyleaking here for some fucking reason