first for mwah mwah jagger jagger

second for acid, ahahaha FUCK YOU BONALD, you will NEVER get first again

NOOOO HE STOLE MY FIRST POST FUCK YOU

Okay but look at this ᗜˬᗜ

Shoutout to the neko or nekina that told me about Maeve, she a cutie

met my friend today
time to grind league for 10 hours before perhaps watching a kino flick

>>6878
Were you not doing a valorant grind to get an egf?

>>6879
no, I only grind valorant when I have my eduo efriend the deadlock main carrying me, I am not good enough to play solo

>>6880
Should your eduo efriend deadlock main (who is very handsome btw) re-install the shit game today?

Love blossoms in the new thread, how cute :3

>>6881
if they do i will as well

>>6884
oh wait, you were talking about yourself in third person.... awkward :|.... I was talking about my much more handsome and talented gamer friend who also coincidentally mained Deadlock and had a 66% wr on Haven

>>6885
Well he sounds like he's SHIT at the game. Because I, the god chadrick of deadlock, had a 66.7% winrate on Haven, which is back in the map pool, so it's haven A site planting all day every day boys lets freaking actually freaking go freaking heck freaking yeah

>>6886
>I, the god chadrick of deadlock, had a 66.7% winrate on Haven
zomb you totally winrate mog my friend, he is such a peashooter when you are a total threepeater....

i changed my name to something that women will HATE so that they get emotional and talk to me (this will make them confuse their hatred with LOVE) (this is called rizz)

>>6888
I have work so I won't be on until the evening, sorry for not being a NEETneko, I'm a worker bee queencel that gets ZERO pollen.

IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE:
I have quit deadlock for the foreseeable future. Despite meeting a girl in game that I was going to duo with, I am doing this because I must. I think the girl thinks I am gay anyways but she did say that her, and I quote, "the way my pussy leaked when you said [that you play] McGinnis"

>>6890
No wonder she thinks you're gay if you play McGinnie

>>6891
She's a cute tomboy with a FAT ASS. You're gay if you don't play her.

>It's an old couple get on the bus and spend a full minute yapping to the bus driver episode
Dozens of people waiting so some boomers can ask Dave how his wife is doing

IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE:
Nothing ever happens.

>>6894
Yea but what if something happened? Like right now?

>>6894
super cute tokker
how come this tokid.mp4 guy always posts big kino cute tokkers?? the tokid_264.mp4 guy always posts COAL

>>6896
b-but... im the tokid_264 guy...

>>6897
Blatant falsehood, I am the tokid_264 guy...

>>6897
certified. furry. kino

depression hitting hard this november so i'm blasting out comfy kino songs to try and resist the urge to 💀 myself

finishing installing valoslop today, also gonna go into the city centre and buy some crap so won't be around to play for a few hours.

also, neko i've seen your new name. do you really think THAT is relevant enough to make people angry? do women still listen to them??

>>6901
women LOVE My Bloody Valentine (I do too, just like with Deftones)
blud think she Sadie Adlerfu loves MBV so much, I think she got 0,0001% top listener on spotify

the board description is relevant again

>>6902
Ah, you're trying to attract one specific female. It'll never work, nothing ever happens, moonfaced china men will never love you long time.

Back home, bought some cool t-shirts, I'll post them later.

>>6905
>doxxproofed
>wears L sized shirts
Added to the doxx folder.

>>6905
>Here's the shirts
are

>>6907
What I wrote was perfectly fine.
>>6906
Some shirts I own are M sized, some L, depends on the shirt.

>>6908
Naurrrrr, I cannot fit into anything smaller than XL because I'm so HIGH and TALL.

>>6909
WDYPIV (Who Do You Play In Valorant)?

>>6908
>What I wrote was perfectly fine
Informally, perhaps, but this is a board of scholars, academics and upperclassmen (and funkyposter).

>>6911
nice digits haha but seriously dont question my english writing ability every again or i will FUCK YOU

True, I am a class above you all :)

>>6913
Funkertron, my liege, might you answer a question I wish to pose to you?
WDYPIV?

>>6914
>WDYPIV?
You know that I do not play Valorant my friend...

>>6915
>my friend
zomg he called me his friend, do not get it twisted, life is wonderful and joyful and nothing bad ever happens.

Talking about not getting it twisted, have I ever told the story of how I had testicular tortion when I was a teenager? Believe me, you do not want to get it twisted.

>>6917
Yea I do not believe a word you say BUDDY

>>6917
you have but I dont remember any of it

fucking hate fireworks users, bonfire night (5th of november) has overtime turned into bonfire fortnight, with people setting off fireworks a week either side of the date because most of the time it doesn't fall on a hecking weekend on no.

fuck you, tough shit, grow up and stop using fireworks (always shit anyway) fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>6918
>>6919
basically my balls got twisted up internally, was very painful and they had to do surgery to untie the veins. thats why i say don't get it twisted, it's life advice.

no movie, have no good ideas

>>6921
it's alright, wanna play valorant?

>>6922
HE KILLED THE SITE WITH THIS POST

>>6903
Forgot to +4 this earlier.
You can tell his piss doesn't stick. Low estrogen male.

>>6924
omg germ hi... 😳
>>6925
>stick
failbox

https://www.twitch.tv/elina found a really cute streamer i will obsess over for 10 minutes and then never watch again

>if 28cl trans was so good, then why didn't they make a 32cl-
Is what I wanted to snapshot and post the moment I stepped into the big store, but to my dismay they renamed it to 32cl FLORAL and I just fell to my knees in the cup aisle. We're never coming back from this cumchalicesisters.
>>6905
>Welcome to fabulous Skeg Vegas
You're a Def Leppard fan? Name three of their songs.
I want to write more things about other posts but I have nothing pleasant to say 😔 It's going to be a long No Negging November.

>>6929
>No Negging November.
Don't worry, I don't observe those kind of events so I will be BULLYING the FUCK out of you

#NEVERNEG

>☆ #ROHANKISHIBE !! #cosplay #onthisday #xyzbca #animecosplay #gaming #jojosbizarreadventure #jojo #jojocosplay #jjba #jjbacosplay #rohankishibecosplay #jojopart4 #anime #halloween #cosplayer #cosplayergirl #cosplaygirl #crossplay #crossplayer

The depression disappears whenever a cute girl cosplays a boy on tiktok.com
thank you acid, very cool.

>no posts since my post this morning
Do get it twisted, neko is DEAD.

I will now make another longwinded blogpost about falling in love with a girl at BGC. She's cute, short, has a nice smile, she's good at the game and takes joy in it, I shrimply love her. And this time she doesn't seem to be a BPD Sexo Majesto MTF FTM, nonbinary acesexual. She's just... a relatively normal girl. I think she's a little autistic from something she said today about it, but it is what it is, I also could be considered autistic I guess for archiving my toks.

She was speaking to me today about terraria, but the conversation got derailed by others so I missed my chance to keep being a gamer.

She's actually beaten the game, I admitted I've not even beaten a single mech boss. (Girls like it when a guy is humble and bad at video games). I play a mage, she plays a ranger, can I make it anymore obvious?

>>6933
>he's actually going to beat the game because he wants to rizz up a grill
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6934
She won every game today, one of them because I, on the other team, misplayed and handed her the win. (Girls love a guy that loses on purpose)

>>6935
Naurrrrrr, you should assert your dominance, hold the frame, get showered, clean your room and more plates more dates...
Absolutely over, NGMI...

>>6936
>hold the frame
Am I retarded and misunderstanding a common norweigen saying, or is this just gibbish/a typo?
>more plates more dates
Another plate of dinner (fast food sloppa)... Sure thing neko...

>>6937
>Am I retarded and misunderstanding a common norweigen saying
Hold the frame as in keep calm and collected as in pretend to be a cool guy but actually cool.
It's an inkie term, you wouldn't get it *smoking_Joker.jpeg*
>fast food sloppa
NOT THOSE KIND OF PLATES, GYM PLATES...

>>6933
didnt you say you were gonna beat the bosses

>>6938
My new job has a 30 days free gym subscription offer at their gym, I'll sign up to it tonight and hit the gym every day, all chest no legs. I'll diet too, all veggies no eggs. Yeah, then I'll make myself a smoothie. Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie.

>>6940
Tbh, if you're not motivated to go out of your own volition it's probably a waste.
But if it fits your schedule and you actually feel like going and doing stuff go for it bud.

>>6941
It's free and I have to begin the trial within a month of starting employment, so either now or 2 weeks from now at most.

No reason to not start it, I'll check it out, maybe I can go in, do a workout, shower and be ready for work. Maybe I can do a workout after work, I shall see.

95% chance I am not motivated and don't use it, in which case I've lost nothing.

5% chance I get /fit/ become a chadrick and Cute BGC girl turns out to be a lesbian

>>6942
>spoiler
NAURRRRRRR
Well, at least you will be a chadrick then :)

>>6943
How do you subtly ask a girl if she's a lezzer?

>>6944
"You have a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?"
Genuinely don't know, the only lezzers I knew weren't exactly hidden about it. Depending on how much you talk it comes up if she's in relationship, if not, who knows?

>>6944
why would you want to ask if she is lesbian

>>6946
Because if she's not a lesbian I have a chance.

>>6947
why not just ask her out instantly and then youll find out both answers at once

>>6948
I'm not ready

>>6949
you wont ever be buddy

>>6950
I won't ever be buddy? But I thought we were buddies...

>>6951
We're still buddies but I am thoroughly disappointed in you

>>6952
Thanks buddy, I'll try to do better to re-earn your approval :D

>>6953
Those are very crass lyrics... Reki, Reki, Reki...
>do better
DO BETTER!

>>6954
we love crass lyrics here on crasschen.net, home of the crasses
>DO BETTER!
okay boss

Off to work, don't feel depressed about it either, maybe STOCKHOLM syndrome has set in

>>6956
Don't worry, it only lasts a while, after like a month or two you'll hate your work and your wife again.

>>6957
I love my BGC wife (she doesn't know we are married)

>>6958
Wrong attitude. She doesn't know YET.

>>6959
Tell me how to rizz her up and ill try it. You've seen me on valorant I have negative rizz.

>>6960
I'm sorry but I do too have negative rizz.
It's gyatt ohiover for us.

>when the nonbinary guy's pronouns on discord change from they/them to she/they
oh no no no enby chads.. we lost another to the MTFtroon squad...

I am 18 games of league deep today and I have won 15 of them
hoooooly fuck im poooosting #jinx #leagueoflegendscosplay

>>6963
the way my pussy leaked when you said you won 15...

SHE REACTED WITH A STAR TO A SHITTY JOKE I MADE IN THE BGC DISCORD

SHE WANTS ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M POGGING #jinx #leagueoflegendscosplay

>>6966
Wasn't she banned for shitposting in VC or something? Woah, she got banned for things that I would exceed 10 times over every day while playing doter

>>6966
really funny tenshillion edit, take my +2 kind stranger.
>>6967
She got banned for being anti-french. I have said things worse than her every time I've played valorant and I have never even received a chat ban, it's just a skill issue I'm afraid.
>>6965
I am still riding this high 10 hours later. She wants me fr, this good mood will carry me to sunday, where I will rizz her up with a funfact about piss.

>>6969
Nice.

LATAMposter: Can u swim?
GERMANICposter: No
LATAMposter: Then a dog is better than you because it swims

GERMANICposter: Can you swim?
LATAMposter: Yes!
GERMANICposter: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?
LATAMposter: *shocked* GERMANICposter rocks!

LATAMposter: Why do you GERMANICposters post different tokkers, we all post Boni
GERMANICposter: Horses come in different colours, but donkeys are all the same

send this to all germanic posters

He's losing it...

>>6972
Losing it? No. I'm becoming stronger. I will get a BGC wife.

>>6972
Unlike ME during this NEVER GOON NOVEMBER
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>6974
+3.7
I deducted 0.3 for stealing my Never Goon November gimmick, like how you stole Buster

>>6975
name 1 gimmick you invented
im waiting........

>>6976
Life is Wonderful.
Posting ugly tokkers and pretending they're cute.
Blogposting (Unironically I was the most prolific blogposter in the day)
Terraria
Book of Eric posts
Wait instead of Weight
Furhaps
48 donuts
FUCK YOU
Calling people buddy or buster
Alley cats
Jazz hands to clap
Calling abbles babbles
Calling abbles a he/him
Calling abbles canon and valid
Calling abbles skinny even when he was a chubster
Posting that one abbles tok but renaming the file to luna (it laughs me every time)
'Laughs me' or 'laughed me' is a gimmick I made

Yea okay, very riveting, but it's TUMMY TUESDAY

I bet BGC wife has a nice tummy. She's short and slender and a gamer.

>>6979
>slender
knowing you, she probably has a bmi of 29

>>6980
The only thing 29 about her is her number of previous boyfriends. Fuck you buddy, she's not fat... unlike some nekos I could name

>>6981
>unlike some nekos I could name
<the only neko whose name he knows is himself
thoughts? opinions?

>>6982
I also know his name, and my name, does that make me the only neko that knows two names of nekos?

found a girl I think chadrick would love

>>6983
>>6984
Obviously trans. Clocked it from the thumbnail.
>>6982
>>6984
I only worked for like an hour. I spent nearly 2 hours today sat in an office reading. It's been 3 weeks, surely they'd have caught me by now, right? I'm paranoid that my boss somehow knows I'm not working.

I'm getting everything done, there's no cause for complaints, but I'm also just reading fanfiction for half my first.

>>6985
once or twice a week just say that you got done early and wanted to check in if theres any more work to do

>>6986
We're assigned to specific areas. I've been sent to cover for people in addition to my own space like 5 or 6 times, so it does happen. And honestly everywhere else seems more public, there's more work to do. I have to keep like 30 offices clean but on any given day at most 5 have been used, so there's not much to do.

The woman who works in the same building as me is responsible for lecture halls that are used daily by dozens of students, so there's actually shit to clean.

>>6987
you work as a cleaner?

>>6988
Yeah I've mentioned this I'm sure

>>6988
I don't get this question, what's wrong with working as a cleaner? I've worked jobs that you get just to have a job and get paid before and I'm definitely not ashamed of it.
>>6989
I don't think you did, IIRC the only thing you mentioned is that you're getting a job that's anything just because you can't find something good.

>>6990
I didn't read the question as, 'zomg you work as a cleaner? that's so cringe and anti-kaypilled. I just read it as neko not knowing what I worked as)
Cleaning is a good job mate, but professionals have standards
1: be polite
2: be efficient
3: have a plan to clean everything you see


But yeah I've worked the sweltering hot summer of 2022 and 2023 as a cleaner where I did my undergraduate degree. That was a pretty good job, literally lived on campus, woke up at 8:45, grabbed breakfast in the canteen, arrived at work at 9am and worked till 1pm.
Though, that was working in a group so I actually did shit for 4 hours, far more supervison and oversight. If we ran out of stuff to do they'd have us polishing railings and stuff on stairwells, which is an absurdly pointless task.
>getting a job that's anything
That was the plan, just happy to have some kind of income for a few months whilst I figure out a long term solution.


Was thinking about moving to the United States but now that Hitler 3.0 has just been elected... I feel sorry for all the transisters in US right now, thoughts and prayers.

>>6991
>I didn't read the question as, 'zomg you work as a cleaner? that's so cringe and anti-kaypilled. I just read it as neko not knowing what I worked as)
I mean maybe, if so it was strangely worded but sure.

It is kind of strange for a cleaner to not have anything to do, but if they pay for you sitting on your ass then godspeed, I would love that personally.
>Hitler 3.0
Naurrr he mentioned politics it's over...

>>6992
There's stuff to do, and if all the offices I had to keep clean actually had people using them daily, I'd be working for most of my 3 hour shift.

I show up, I clean the two toilets in my area, then I go through every office, maybe 3 or 4 need a bit of work a day, and by the time I've done that I've seen the whole place so I know if any carpets need hoovering, then I do that. If it looks clean I just leave it.

>>6989
had no clue, thought you were working some office-cubicle job and were reading pdfs but had nothing to do for half the day
if youre cleaning then I callback my message about asking for more work, just hide and read your A03 king, don't let the blue collar slave labourers draw not one more drop of water from the stone that is your holy temple body. when i last worked in a warehouse i would go hide between the 7 meter tall pallet stacks and read neko

>>6990
persecution complexneko....
>>6992
>if so it was strangely worded but sure.
how else do you ask someone if they work as a cleaner if you dont know if someone works as a cleaner?
<e-excuse me n-n-neko... would you purrchance describe your professional duties as that of a Sanitation and Waste Management Engineer??? 🤜🤛 ARIGATO for answering my question !!!!

>>6994
>when i last worked in a warehouse
roblox warehouse simulators aren't real work buddy...

>>6996
it's on my resume so it's a real job
I am a stout advocate for lying to employers

>>6997
>I am a stout advocate
naurrr he just admitted he's a FATvocate...
>>6999
cute reki and nice trips my friend, take my neko gold

1 hour lunch breaks? I would sit around for 90 minutes with all of the other younglings because "no trucks are coming in until later" even if they wanted us to go "check things up" for no reason
FUCK YOU @allEmployers

>>6998
>cute reki and nice trips my friend, take my neko gold
thanks

>>6995
>how else do you ask someone if they work as a cleaner if you dont know if someone works as a cleaner?
"Oh so you work as a cleaner?" would suffice :)
Or literally any other version that is not so dry and you have to infer the tone on nothing in particular.

>LATAMposters got both trips
It's over, GERMANICposters we need to come up with more copypastas to BTFO them

>>7001
when you guys start saying "There are" instead of "There's" for plurals I will start using tone tags /hj

>>6971
>>7002
to be fair it was really funny (I couldnt give it a reply becausethat would get to your head FUCK YOU. Dont disrespect the Boni LEGION again. Or. Else.)

>Boni Legion
so called because just like Caesar's Legion from Troonout: New Gender, they are all homosexuals.

>>7005
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ITS OVER BONISISTERS WHATS OUR RESPONSE????

>>7003
There's many possibilities but that's not one of them.

>>7006
Bonisisters... we keep taking Ls... first the germanicposters bully us, now a freaking nazi is gonna ban us from taking estrogen???

>>7008
>ban us from taking estrogen
It's bathtub estrogen time... Again...

>>7009
What do hecking valid transfolk without bathtubs do? Shower estrogen? Sink estrogen?

how the fuarck do they wash if they taking up they bathtub with estrogen production

>>7010
They will have to buy estrogen basins (this is a nerf)
>>7011
>then we'll become gender changers.
This is sadly banned now. The legal basis for that will come out in the 28th amendment.
150 swifted... 750 dollars... in a month...

>>7012
> in a month...
6 days like mr. neko-sama said

>>7012
and remember, half of that goes to Jeff Bezos.

At least if he was giving her 750 dollars straight up, I'd understand, but he's literally simping for Amazon.

4 more days of TORMENT till I can see my BGCwife again... Maybe this time I'll engage in small talk with her

>>7016
You're playing Planescape: TORMENT too? How far did you get?

>>7017
Far enough to learn that a lack of a BGC wife can change the nature of a man.
I've never played it. I should.

you ever hear a song that tickles your brain just right to the point where it feels like you just took a deep breath of fresh winter air? I live for that feeling. Happens a few times a year if I am lucky but its great every time

>>7020
>like you just took a deep breath of fresh winter air
I think I know what you're talking about although it might be a bit different for me.
It does happen more often when I get drunk and listen to music, although it happens naturally too sometimes.
Maybe I should listen to more music again, I haven't been looking for anything good for a while.

Every day my shift comes to an end and I've done like 40 minutes of work. I'll never stop worrying that they know I'm doing nothing.

Once my exam is over on friday (if I pass this I will be incredibly surprised) I will be playing 美女，请别影响我学习 on stream to disprove the haters that say that I dont have rizz
t. ChazriddlerPrinceton

>>7023
At the sex factory I work at we have exams called sexams and you need to fuck a dozen beautiful women, it is very difficult but last month I got a perfect grade of a B-

>>7023
>playing a baka hentai game during never goon november
Sad!

>mom stresses the fuck out in kitchen and turns on 50 different appliances leading to a fuse breaking
>turn it back on, modem no longer working at all
>probably no Internet for 2 weeks straight
bros... I don't think putting off studying until the last 2 days was a smart idea

>>7026
>probably no Internet for 2 weeks straight
Can't you connect your phone to at least get it working for basic stuff?
>modem no longer working at all
Yea that sucks... Check if it's not that specific outlet but other than that, you're shit outta luck.

>>7027
limited data on my phone, would run out in no time but I guess it would be enough to download a few pdfs of old exams
already checked outlets and all that jazz

>>7028
>would be enough to download a few pdfs of old exams
Yea more or less what I've had in mind. As long as you've got a few hundred megabytes to spare you should be fine.
>already checked outlets and all that jazz
RIP, I guess you've got a new paperweight

>promises a stream
>less than 2 hours later claims his internet wont work for 2 weeks
classic move from ChazriddlePrinceton

I will get my stream, even if I have to fly to Skegness International Airport and beat it out of you.

wish I was one of those rich people with infinite mobile surf... could mobile hot-spot for my pc and scrape the new bonis... they will disappear and I will be dead...

My new cosplay fu is so trad and racist. I-

can't believe this is how people in the 1800s lived... without Internet and only being able to listen to stuff on Spotify and post with their nekos on they phone...
day 1 of no net november

There's this other cleaning job I could go for, it's 10pm-6am, so I'd be working from 5pm-8pm, then 10pm-6am, I'd be full on night shift guy at that point. It's full time, so would bring in enough money for me to move out, get an apartment in the city centre and that would half my commute times, I'd be living on my own, which would be nice too. But then I wouldn't have much time for myself, 3 hours a day at most before the rise and grind starts. And evening shifts would make it harder to be awake for BGC Sundays where I see my BGC Wife (I haven't been able to stop daydreaming about dating her, it's becoming a serious problem, I need her to tell me she's a lesbian this sunday to break the curse).

I'd also hate my life and want to die if I was working 55 hours a week. Then again I already hate my life and want to die due to my lack of an iPhone. But seriously I need something to do, ahhhhh where are the hecking hobbies or obbys.



Posting more of the racist, homerphobic, trainsphobic, trump supporting asuka cosplayer because I think she's cyute and it makes you leftwing libsharks seethe!!!!

>>7034
all I'm gonna tell you is that there's a reason this person put "wife" but not "mother" in their bio

>>7035
Yes yes, we know you're obsessed with trans women. Most of us don't 'clock' every girl we walk past in the street. She's based, and voted for trump, ergo proxy she is a real valid canon bio-fem.

>>7036
this nekka GAY

>>7037
The only man I'm gay for is Donald J. Trump, 8 more years! Cry about it libshark! First we're gonna make /neko/ great again, and then we're gonna make AMERICA great again.
Really makes you think that there are ZERO american nekos.

I've made jokes about this trump thing but I'm sick of seeing UK and German cosplayers reposting about the American election. Buster, its got nowt to do with you. Quit filling my feed with repost spam about how trump supporters aren't welcome in your community. It's a nothingburger like 2016.

>>7039
Yeap, I'm definitely not looking at any cosplayer social media for like a week.
Don't care.
>It's a nothingburger like 2016.
>he hasn't read Project 2025 page 204
I see, if you haven't gotten your pamphlet I'm sure it will arrive soon :)

>>7040
Wtf. Trump is gonna make the Neko Village Real?????

>>7041
>Trump is gonna make the Neko Village Real?????
Turn the page buddy... CATGIRLS FOR EVERYNEKO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good morning.

>>7043
B-but it's 8pm... MASAKA?!?

>>7042
I will be giving my catgirl away, it would send the wrong message to my BGC Wife if I brought a catgirl back to my BGC Home.

valorant is a bad game made for children who cannot handle the dark realism of cs:go

load into comp, zero comms, we're getting shit on, one guy goes after round 3, doesn't come back till midway through round 5, we try to surrender, one guy votes no, incredible.

>>7046
And the worst part is the game doesn't let you ABANDON like in Dota or CS. I literally cannot play valorant until that game finishes. I either sit there, not enjoy my life for 45 minutes, or I alt f4 and I'm forced to play another game, when I really just wanted a nice game of valorant for the evening.

Oh, but at least you can buy SKINS!!! in a game where you can't trade skins.

>>7047
just go stroke that shit for 45 min. mic loud, moaning and all tsh. go ham on a nekka to punish your teammates for their mistakes. prove that you're still f~ling joy despite dat shit game. beat ur shit up talking real blue and bruised from the grippability

>>7048
Possibly the worst post made on this board.

Genuinely how do I rizz up BGC Wife? I need help here. I think she might be the one for me.

insane how good of a sex dream I had this morning. woke up with morning wood that didn't subside for 15 minutes

>>7051
just remembered the start of the plot
I top fragged and won in an irl battle royale and this girl was all over me when we spawned in the next lobby GYATT

>>7051
>>7052
sex haver alert. not a true neko.
enjoy your permanent ban.

>was paid to fly to berlin
>so she can sit at a computer and restream the event
make it make sense

>>7054
Money laundering, tax evasion, they specifically visit here and know it will piss you off, there's so many possibilities :)

>>7055
>they specifically visit here and know it will piss you off
This explains why there's always over 100 realtime users 'on this thread'. Literally every company is lurking here to PISS ME OFF.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

certified Lucas kino

>>7058
Wait wait wait... Since 13th April 2024???
He spent more on Tenshi than average rent in my country for a year? XDDDDDD

>>7059
That's why I posted it. He has been following her for 7 months and he's dropped at LEAST £5000

Okay, it might be a little less, turns out you get a small discount if you buy bundles of gift subs, but still, we're talking like minimum £4000 on Tenshi in 7 months. And half of that goes to Amazon.

If I was Tenshi I'd be a little bit annoyed and just tell him, hey dude, if you want to support ME, stop paying the 50% amazon tax and just swifted paypal.
>average rent in my country for a year
Even in the UK he's spending a ton of money, when I was an undergraduate student I had £9000 to live on for the year, so he's spending what I'd live on in a year on Tenshillion.

I guess someone needs to pay for her flights to Berlin...

I've watched the whole Nolan Batman Trilogy, it was okay, kinda high on the cheese factor and at moments unintentionally funny but at least it definitely wasn't boring.

>>7061
Thoughts on that scene where the FBI agent asks bane if pulling off his mask would kill him?

>>7062
FOR YOU
I get it now why people said it was just badly shot (as in he meant it would be very painful for the CIA to take it off, as in it was a threat) but it is funny that 90% of the meme material is in the first 5 minutes of the movie and I've never seen almost anything past that.
Also I don't think it was my version (it might be) but whoever edited the movie really messed up, there was so many ratio changes that I've stopped counting but just in the first 10 minutes you can probably count like 3 or 4. Like one scene will be in 16:9, then 21:9 then back to 16:9, I think there were even non-standard ratios.

>>7008
Someone needs a good raep.

I have done 2m30s plank and I don't feel so good :(

day 2 of no net november....

>>7066
I presume you've been working out all this time since you've got nothing to do and you're going through your winter arc at a breakneck speed. Right?

>>7067
yes, I've done 150 pushup today and found this cute polish miku cosplay!

Back to the no net mines, dreaming of my furry wife

For the first time in a long while I a am at a wholly gimmickless stage of my life. Looking for a new one.

>>7069
I've got a good new gimmick for you: be successful and happy :)

>>7069
Here's a gimmick, post an ancient tokker and say
>Remember X?
Bubblypip came to mind, remember him?

>>7070
Remember bubblypip?

>>7071
I member, and I would post if not for his insistence on looping the toks for a minute and I really don't feel like editing them down.

Missed my bus. 15 min till next one. So I'll miss my 2nd bus, adding another 20 minute weight time.

Late home by 35 minutes because i can't just start and finish work 5 minutes early to insure I catch the bus.

my uncle, verbatim: I used to not like Trump but then I heard him on Joe Rogan and I've started to like him now
was funny to hear

>>7075
I have not watched the Joe Rogan interview or whatever it was. Was it any interesting?
Not that I care that much tbh since it's American politics and I'm only in it for the salt mining.

>>7075
I've not been able to get into Joe Rogan due to the chimpanzee squirrels peanuts rant he went on. He's genuinely a retard that lucked out with starting a podcast at the right time.

started watching the nier automata anime and it's kino so far (one ep in)

two eps in and I've shed tears in both it's not even that sad I just love nier automata so much bros.....

I was going to make a bad post where I present to be the nier anime neko, and joke about how the anime has made me understand the pains of being a woman, something something, please call me Alice now. But that would've been bad. It's No Negging November, don't neg your nekos.

>>7080
you can make all the negging posts you want but just remember that I had sex this morning with a super hot girl with a gyatt after I got a chicken dinner winner winner and YOU didn't.

>>7081
I finally logged back into valorant to find I've got a 30 minute ban for all the dodging I've been doing. I cannot even finish one game, whilst you, the superior neko gets to finish instead of a dame.

It's officially over for me, this is it, the end of the rine, rine ends here.

------------

RINE ENDS

------------

>>7082
why are you dodging lobbies

>>7083
got angee

>>7084
how the fuck are you getting angry before the match even starts pussyboy

>>7085
you misread my post, made assumptions and then jump to insults.

Best

>>7086
dodging is when you get dodge a queue by leaving during the character picking phase and you daif you got angry. thus my question is
how the fuck are you getting angry before the match even starts

>>7088
I quit mid game because its a mid game

>>7089
yeah that's not dodging that's just ragequitting the old fashioned way
u having shit teams or just the lack of women in the lobby that affects you the most?

>>7090
the reason I rage quit most recently was because of 0 comms, one guy was afk for 2 rounds, and 2 people on my team were clearly duo'd, they were silently cordinating so they're on VC together but can't be arsed to say anything in team chat.

i called for a surrender vote at 0-6, after the afk guy had come back. someone voted no, so i said FUCK this and quit the game.

>>7091
yesterday I had a game where I top fagged on my team and won us the game as KAY/O.

but even a number 1 victory royale, yeah fortnite we bout to get down, was enough to make me have fun. having to hear two grown ass arabs, ahem, i mean, 'swedes', beg one guy on our team for 'skins' every round made me want to shoot myself with my vandal skin (Sakura)

why did I make this in 2 posts instead of one? I forgor to write it all as one, sorry for adding to the post count with no contribution :/

Maybe I'll play Persona 5: Royal, I have it on steam, and haven't played it before. I looked at my steam today and I've only touched 2 games in the last 2 weeks, Crusader Kings 3, and Slay the Spire. I jsut get home from work, seethe, and then run it down StS. Maybe Persona 5 would be fun, i could discuss who is best girl with you nekos :D im sure everyneko 'cept thisneko has played it b4..

can't stop thinking about 2Bs fat ass in the anime hoooly

It's coming... Prepare yourself... For Cube™

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RPrw_Nyq88U [Embed]

When a girl listens to beabadoobee, you know she's a keeper fr.
>>7093
I haven't played her game, am I missing out?
>>7094
Isn't that a movie?

>>7095
>Isn't that a movie?
Now that you mention it, I think there's a movie like that. Wasn't it that thing about being trapped in a moving room cube thingie (or hypercube or whatever in the sequel)? That was kind of fun.

>>7095
yeah you are missing out

need to get me a hot GF with a hot twin so I can get them to cosplay Devola and Popola for me hoooly that would be so fucking mint

>>7097
Is this the famous 9/10 Chadneko that can get any women on the street just by looking at her?

>>7097
>need to get me a hot GF
yeah buddy this would solve 93% of my problems too. the thing is, im too nice of a nice guy to get a good girl.

>>7099
yeah that's where I'm built different to you, batty. I am not a nice guy at all I am just 5'9

>>7100
>badder than me
>taller than me
>better at valorant than me
>posts cuter tokkers than me
yeah i give up. please never come to skegness, the one thing i have in my life is BGC Wife and you would steal her away with your chadrick aura.

>>7101
lucky for you my taste is also better so your midlet is safe

>>7102
she isn't mid to me :')

>>7103
you haven't described anything about her so we don't know if she is objectively mid or not. consider yourself lucky, punk

>>7104
short, slender, wears glasses, is blonde, her name is lola, she was a show girl but that was 30 years ago


>play valorant
>neither of my duelists entry
>nobody comms
>one guy insta denies my attempts to surrender
>they lose a player at mid-game
>still stomp us 4-5

>>7105
no way you're trying to surrender fucking quick play matches. bro they're like 15 min long just scroll TikTok if you can't bear that long

>>7106
it was comp.

hella crazy how people used to go on their Facebook and update their relationship status to "it's complicated"

IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE:
I have quit valorant for the foreseeable future. Despite meeting a girl in game that I was going to duo with, I am doing this because I must. I think the girl thinks I am gay anyways but she did say that her, and I quote, "the way my pussy leaked when you said [that you play] Deadlock"

I write one good post and nekkas copy me cus they wanna be the 🐐
yet they ain't on my level frfr no drizzle shake that shit twice still piss coming out ya git?

He's hallucinating, nurse, codeine 200mg, noprazol 250mg. Electric shocks if necessary.

>>7110
This post gave me an idea for a parody, but I've only got 3 lines in my head and they're bad. Check back in about a week, maybe I'll have something.

Talking about next week, if there's no movie again (😡) I'm putting my favourite 4 hour kino on the synchtube and EVERYONE will watch. Don't miss the attendance check, or else!

>>7113
this neko thinks companies work fast AHAHHAAHAH I won't have Internet for fukxing MONTHS

someone cut my fucking fiber cable just so I wouldn't stream that movie about the evil dog for the 1 year anniversary rewatcj party which was supposed to be TODAY (4 hours ago)

>>7114
>evil dog for the 1 year anniversary rewatcj party
It's a sign from God, maybe you should cancel the rewatcj party.

>>7114
for you it would be a rewatcj party, for me it would be a watcj party, and guess what? i'd skip it just like last time. i ONLY show up when the kinos are set in japan.

>>7113
>4 hour kino
omg, 1/5th of the Skyrim video???

Nekos, would it be cringe or endearing to any potential cute girls at BGC if I brought a manga and just so happened to be reading it like 20-30minutes early.

'Oh, this thing? Yeah haha, I was a big fan of the anime so I'm trying to get into the LNs'
It's BLUE PERIOD, it's about art students, there might just so happen to be a cute girl there who does an art degree, and maybe we get to talking, maybe she's seen the anime and will discuss it with me?

Is this idea a FailFish or a WinFin?

Good morning nekos, throwback to a cyute Acid, isn't her voice nice?

Teenage Dirtbagbros...

just got done doing some dream reps. some cute Asian girl wanted to grind 5+ hours of CS with me so we are going to do that today(in the dream world)

her ass is so phat I'm getting the psychological sensation of drooling without physically doing it

>>7122
Me at BGC be like:

>>7123
for you it would be the same message but phat would be spelled the traditional WAY

>>7124
Immediately as I begun to walk home, the depression was hitting me. BGC is nice, even for all it's flaws, the social interaction eases the pain of my soul for a few hours.

On the bus ride home I hit rock bottom again. Back to the weekly routine of boredom, my only solace being 7 days away.

I feel like shit and it's probably my own fault somehow. I can't even feel good about my day, I just seethe that it's over. This is a terrible state to be in, it's so gloomy, dark and cold. I miss the sun, I miss the summer, I fucking miss when nekochen was actually for the nekos.

>>7125
don't you have based groyperclub twice a week?
>nekochen
never coming back. so ist das leben

Had a 2 hour nap. Life is wonderful, depression has disappeared, I wasn't sad, just tired :D
>>7126
Furhaps...

Usually I'm working wednesdays so can't go :P

omg cute reki new cosplay omg zomg domg :D
back to bed, time for the 8 hour part of the nap

>go to bed at 9 pm to get 10 hours of sleep before waking up EARLY at 7 am
>wake after 3 hours for no reason at all
>won't sleep a single second more
can't believe doing everything right means I get punished

I CANT FALL BACK ASLEEP!!!! NEED SLEEP CORRECTION 💢💢💢💢

INSOLENT BODY 😭😭😭

>>7129
>>7130
He's actually losing it LMAO

>>7132
They do seem above the usual standard for your midfus, should you call them abovefus? midgoodfus? goodmidfus?

Even my mangas are trying to get me to fail NO NEVERGOON NOVEMBER

no net november journal entry, day 37.... I don't know how much longer I can hold out... I die here.... this is my final message. goodb ye

>>7135
rip caveman neko, you would've loved the latest boni

>>7136
I have seen that she has uploaded like 40 new toks but I can't watch them cus it would fucking ruin the little data I have on my phone and I need that to access my transport ticket and email

>>7137
I, the chadrick _264 kino poster, will archive the boins for you, incase she deletes them.

gonna be real with you guys because you are my nekos so listen up if I was sputnikprinceton the Zupporter right now I would have continued to type out the lyrics to I'm Blue because they start with "yo listen up" but I'm NOT I'm gonna type something equally typical holy fuck I love ass so much I want to hug ass I want to use ass as(s) a pillow I want to bite ass cheeks I want to hug a girl around her ass and lift her up into the sky so she can reach the stars
I know ass is the right way to be because no matter how shit life goes, never have I thought "man, what I would do for some nice tits right now" or cared to look at a woman's rack. but, leave a nice ass in pants in front of me and I might go HUMMINA HUMMINA if you catch my drift >>7138 thank you neko hope you have ass good of a day as you can and don't get assaulted

watching the nier anime and there was a sad scene and my thought process was "I think this is supposed to be sad but man that's a nice ass" thank fuck Yoko Taro is based because the amount of fan service that is exclusively ass based is topping charts
God bless that assaholic

>>7139
>that nickname in spoiler
Goated comment, funny enough that nobody in Midshi's chat would get it. +88

>>7141
Hulk Hogan brother
saw a tomboy at the bouldering gym today. snuck a look at her bare feet

>>7142
This, more than any post you've made over the years, makes me want to go to the gym.

>>7143
I revisited a boulder problem that I struggled with and only barely managed to complete (by complete fluke) last time. Tried my original solution this time and no dice, was super hard. Looked at it a it different for a while and managed to find a different solution which I gave a shot. First AND second tried that bitch with my new strat. Felt like that one Fat Boy Slim album cover genuinely. I'm already number 1,why even try? I had beaten the game and nothing else mattered to me. I had won. a big dude with chemical structures tattood all over his arm and his petite asian GF came over to try my solution just because it looked so smart.
need to get me one of those tbh

>Neko doesn't have internet for a day
>Boni immediately drops the 4 minute blogpost that her videos aren't getting enough views.
You're failing her...

>>7145
that's what happens when I cant watch them 500 times each... I am the worst stalker ever...

>>7145
Is this show good?

This girl seems like the new anime girl everyone wants to cosplay, and I've heard this OP in a lot of stuff, is it goated with the sauce or is it just forgetable FOTMsloppa and I instead should watch Sakurasao No Pet No Kanajo?

Blue Period (2024)
Runtime: 1hr 55min
Box Office: $771,657
Color: Color
Production Company: Warner Bros.


Streaming: Sometime in the future when everyneko's internet works :D

>>7147
I haven't watched it but I bet it's just seasonal sloppa that nobody will talk of in 5 years, just like chainsaw man and the Nier anime

>>7150
7 year old bonbi edit .webm posters... it's our time...

@bonald
watch this tok when you're in a place with wifi for your iPhone 10S. it's very funny.

>>7152
I DONTJ HAVE ANY WIFE!!!!

STOP TEASING ME!! 😔

GUESS WHAT NYAGGERS NYA-HA-HA-HA~
I cant FRICKING authenticate properly to INSTACHUD so I CANT SCRAPE HER CUTE PICTURERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

actually insane how im without internet for 6 days and she uploads a full 7 toks, instagram stories and pictures out the wazoo and twitter posts
girlie working overtime

>There has been a suspicious new login made to your account
>Pressing "This was not me" leads to a password reset
>Pressing "This was me" leads to another password reset
Who designed this?

>>7156
>>7157
Even more proof that He lurks here. He knows your Internet is out of commission.

>>7159
she is seemingly gonna cosplay A2 from the hit anime Nier-Automata Ver1.1a that Bonald has been watching recently.
hooly fuck you dont know how much League I am gonna grind now that my internet is back up
I have missed out on like 50 games and my friend has outranked me, I gotta catch back up FAURRRRK

Josh Ing casually reading my posts to see when my internet is down so he can make a few calls, pull a few strings and get my fu to spam every social media when I cant scrape...
He must be a long-lost cousin of the Bogdanoff's

>>7160
Yes He will cosplay everything you love, then delete it 3 hours before your no net November ends

>>7162
Did you just now realize that Boni has "any pronouns" on her profile or why have you started this schtick

>>7163
I could explain the gimmick but it's a lot like sex, you wouldn't get it ;)

>>7164
very true... i wish i had sex desu....

>>7165
Come to Skegness;)

>>7167
that looks like a lot more than 5 pounds desu

>>7168
Yeah I'd give her 5 pounds, know what I'm saying?????

>>7169
That you're gonna last 5 seconds? That's low even for my standards...

>>7155
NoNeko replied to my mango post earlier... So I'll have to show off my hecking haulerino.

rate the kinos I picked up
(No, I didn't buy the Bonnie figurine)

watching Made In Abyss because of a recommendation and I cant wait for the furry girl to show up
had to watch it with subs cus the main character had a voice worse than tenshis

Today I think I will sort my life out once and for all <-------(clueless)

almost got ran over by a turk on a bike today
just saw this really cute girl with easily the best outfit I've seen in years and a sneak peek of her midriff. would've complimented her if she hadn't gotten on the bus at the stop I got off

It is 12:20, November 13th 2024. As of this moment I am charting a new path forward. The final path.

nevermind

>>7176
The final path (solution)

>still no replies to my manga posts
I will pay it forward and reply to the last 10 posts that aren't mine and that I haven't already replied to.
>>7158
Sounds like heaven for Indian scammers who try to get old people to read out the password reset text message.
>>7161
You posted all the Bone dva toks except for the one about Sneezer... Not even a comment on the fact that your fu reps a band you despise? Must hurt, but us Cheeser fans stay winning.
>>7170
I don't know what else to reply to this so take my (You)
>>7172
That's the bird from Oyasumi PunPun in the background of the dva picture right? My friend read that and he said it made him depressed.
>>7173
>a voice worse than tenshis
I'll have to check this out, her voice can be really freaking shrill and annoying. The only voices I always dislike more than that are the obviously fake and uncomfortable ones you hear trans women do online. That's an automatic X out of the browser tab if I hear the strained, pained attempts of a 23 year old man trying to sound like a woman.
>>7174
Good luck!!!
>>7175
You keep seeing cute girls on a daily basis, is it even possible to suffer where you live?
>>7176
>>7177
Heh, made me chuckle.
>>7178
Racist joke? Cringe, downvoted, take my -2.

fatty sat in front of me during class. had a full fucking roll of oreos to a 3 hour lecture. fatty eating can be ticked off of your bingo card for today
a grown woman with 20 games installed on her phone. fatty was also dopamine addicted. gg

>>7178
we don't stand for nazi rhetoric here. except when it is made by our favoured presidential candidate of course

>>7179
>Racist joke? Cringe, downvoted, take my -2.
More of a hitlerious pun, than a racist joke :)
>still no replies to my manga posts
Sorry but I just don't know what to say about Blue Period, since I genuinely believe it is not a thing for me just from the short description. I guess good for you and have fun reading it :)
>>7180
Naurrrr he was watching intently a fatty for THREE hours. I bet you would LOVE to watch her devour another 3 rolls of Oreos HUH?
Maybe FOCUS on your LECTURE next time BUDDY

>>7182
we all know you love all rolls there are fatty don't @ me if you're just thinking about bread rolls, cookie rolls, flubber rolls and nat20 rolls NERD lmao gotten CYA wouldn't wanna BE YA
anyways this lecture and the one on Monday have probably been the lectures that I've paid the most attention to ever in my life. unwavering attention for the entire time (listening wise, not much to see on the powerpoints (like 3 sentences per slide) so my eyes wander)
>>7179
yappalicious post, yappaholical concoction

If I was a woman I think I'd be a fat woman. I don't have the discipline.

>>7184
fuck you

>>7185
sorry that should have been "if I were a woman". will proofread next time.

>>7180
>bingo card
what the spruce, a neko has a card named after him??
I didn't get my bingo card, was it sent by mail?
>>7183
>my eyes wander
>directly to the ass of the fatty mcfat eating her oreos
not being the chubby chaser allegations
>>7184
Why would your ability to be fat change if you WERE a woman? You was a man now and you're not fat.

>he missed the pushup posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>7189
>spend like 30 minutes working on a good post
>just get bullied instead
alright screw you guys, im going back to canthinky chen

>>7188
>Funny Joke That Laughs Me
it wasnt that funny so your post is a failboat. find a new joke to laughing about buddy

>>7188
>Overly long post about women's bodies
double reply just to say that you cannot call that overly long. if anything, I had to HOLD BACK in order to not make the post any longer, which is not easy for me given my passion for female behinds and bottoms

>>7191
>>7192
Alright why don't you make your own bingo card???

>>7193
I already have, silly neko, you were there when we played bingo with it

>>7194
Everything I do is just a poor mimicry of something you've done before. You are the greatest neko, I am lucky and humbled to have the opportunity to have the chance to have the privilege to share /neko/ with you.

My liege.
My king.
My fucking streamer.

>>7195
okay

>>7196
I was kinda hoping for something a little more. I've been struggling with my mental health these past few weeks and a nice reply from my neko buddy would really give me the poggers mood boost I need to wage it up until Payday.

I understand you're busy being a cool and a Chadrick though. Sorry to bother you Buster Brawn...

>>7197
I dont take compliments well nor was I able to look past the sarcasm

>>7198
I was doing that thing guys do where we mask genuine compliments behind sarcasm because being honest and nice to another guy feels gay.

It's over, we're all depressionpilled doomers...

>>7199
I dont do this, therein lies the deductional conclusion that I am not a true guy....
acabou (pic unrelated)

There's new patch in Stardew... Should I?

>>7202
I have NEVER beaten Leah in Stardew

>>7203
You can beat her? I have never tried since I always marry Haley

>>7204
Haley a SLUT. A SLUT!!!!

Looking to avoid overly long blogposts, I'll be coining the first unduly short writeup.
Today I

any gooners up and jorkin' they gorkin' rn?

Today I went to BGC Wednesdays and hung out in the same group as BGC Wife for the whole afternoon. I gave inched closer to asking her on a date. Maybe girls like good guys who are cowardly.

>>7206
>Today I
Relatable.
>>7207
Unrelatable.
>>7208
Have you at least broken the touch barrier? Sounds like you're taking an awfully long time...

>>7209
Uhhh... Ive shaken her hand once or twice, but only when she offered. I haven't even tapped her shoulder to get her attention. BUT this is intentional, she seems to have some kind of auditory issue, so I try to be careful in speaking to her from the front at a respectful distance (Unironically had work training about this recently so trying to be a good guy greg)

>>7210
The good guy greg ain't tapping it. Either you want something to happen in which case you might want to try being more proactive in chasing and see if she's reciprocating or you're counting on blind luck which means that the chances will be very slim.
Just don't sit there thinking that "slow approach" is the correct choice, if she's not interested it doesn't matter how slow you'll take it.
Now that I think about it every single time I've seen women interested in me the touch barrier has been broken very quickly, so GET TO WORK BUDDY

>>7211
I have blogged asking for advice MULTIPLE TIMES this thread and got nothing.

Tell me EXACTLY what to do this Sunday and then I'll blogpost the results.

>no advice again
Alright, screw you guys. I'm gonna ask her if she wants to go out Ice Skating next week.

>>7212
>I have blogged asking for advice
>Tell me EXACTLY what to do
I'm not a redpill coach to give you exact advice, what's more my experience is limited enough that I wouldn't say "Yea this will work 100% just do this and that".
You should just do the usual song and dance, be interested in what she's talking about, try to ask her leading questions, duh, pretend that you care if you must.
What you're actually searching for is a moment where physical contact is non-awkward and too forced, whether it's a joke where you give her a bump with your shoulder, or you ask her to show you something (I dunno, nails, a scar, her hands are cold, anything really depends on the conversation) and you can touch so then you can measure her response carefully.
Double entendres work too, well as long as she can get it (yeap, I've known girls that would not get crass jokes and they were interested, not just trying to shut me down), whether you can do that in BGC or not I dunno, but it also gives good info on whether she's comfortable around you (or she can be a prude which will give false info but if it's subtle enough and she's a prude she will most probably just not understand it)
I dunno, it's genuinely not easy to condense courtship into easy soundbites, you just got to be quick on your feet and try to actively search for an opening. As long as she's comfortable enough around you it shouldn't be too hard.

>>7213
Or you can just do that. If you feel like she might accept it might be even better.

>Neko says he loves ass
>Rekitron 3009 upload this jpg shortly after
Coincidence? I think so.

>>7216
think I can go NNN until march with this 🙏

>>7217
No Negativeposting November until march?
:pogChamp: :babyRage: :qttensLove:

Internet shtatus bunnyguy? interviewen

>>7219
I have had it since uuuh 2 days ago I think guuut many cute bonis were awaiting me but I missed like 40 of virgils kacky finishes during my week of absence verkackt

>>7220
Ach, I thought the imageposting was due to not having the connection to post toks...
How's it gonna be this Saturday then? Blue Period sisters?

>>7221
I can't find a torrent of the film online, it hasn't even been released in the west yet, so Blue Period (the film) will be something I stream in the future :D

>>7221
>How's it gonna be this Saturday then?
as the reply shows, I am not the Blue Periodposter (I have a functioning pair of testicles)
For this caturday, likely no movie

>>7223
I, the sans testicles neko, shall stream a movie movie movie film film film on caturday, the day of the nekos.

Me on the left
(You) on the right

>>7225
>Me on the left
youre a DIOL? lol, at least I have muscles on my frame buddy

>>7226
+2, made me chuckle

>>7226
Haha, I also understand and was laughed at this

sacking update: not sacked.

>>7229
LETS. FREAKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Now it's time to LOCK IN, GET THIS BREAD and GIVE YOUR BOSS A FIRM HANDSHAKE EVERY MORNING.

>>7229
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOO
That one guy with doctor's examinations and shit that still got sacked? not even CLOSE to your level

important update: found a cute tok

>>7229
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nice to hear that, at least you have a while to pivot maybe?

I can see the future.
>>7247
GEM
>>7266
COAL

>>7233
Yea? We shall see...

>>7233
this neko will try to post his fu for post 7247 and then my fu for 7266

>>7235
So true!
My fu is Boni and she's a Gem
Your fu is Reki and she's a Coal

hds from tiktok are unavailable but this is a gemerald in sd

I'm surprised I haven't been sacked. I show up, work for 30 minutes, then do nothing for 2 hours, then work for 30 minutes.

Gemerald

>>7237
>>7239
More like... germerald... haha, get it???