u are french?

>>225
That picture would imply being a slav, not french.
>new

>>364
>knew two girls in middle school who lived near me and rode the bus
>they were like twins in how they stuck around each other
>they were pretty nice to me even though I was a total sperg and the school joke
>one time one of the girls asked me what I would say if the other one wanted to date me
>thinking it would be funny, I said "tell her I want to see her vagina first"
What the FUCK

>thinking it would be funny, I said "tell her I want to see her vagina first"
>implying it wasn't funny and that you wouldn't say it now if you had the chance
wth all these r10k losers have matured enough to feel embarrassed by their fuckups, but despite I'm the opposite and still find that shit awesome and hilarious I still get no pussy. There's no way to win, everything is a lie.

>>367
It was funny, my own uncaring personality of when I was younger amazes me. I wish I was still able to be so blissfully stupid without giving a shit at all. I also showed my guitar class that sucking your own dick is indeed possible. In class.

>>366
Anone, this is top tier. You are legendary SHITHEAD.

>>544
One of only many asshole-tarded stories of my eventfully boring youth.