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Critic 07/29/2016 (Fri) 20:47:55 [Preview] No. 95 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Documentary.

Critic 08/16/2016 (Tue) 00:21:43 Id: 68ab2b [Preview] No. 96 del

Brad (the Cinema Snob) recently did a ‘review’ of Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party’ despite walking out on the film ca. forty-five minutes into it.

Dave’s always been a tard, going on about what a good-boy feminist he is, but now he’s gone ahead and acquired a SJW-styled haircut in addition to his problem glasses.

GoT Critic 05/17/2016 (Tue) 10:56:14 Id: 775078 [Preview] No. 45 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

We can all agree that this show has gone down the drain, right?

In the last episode (S6E4) we were treated to an all out feminist takeover:
Jon had to be convinced by Sansa to fight and retake Winterfell
Theon sobbingly asked for forgives and wants to help his sister rule the Ironborn
Margaery was the only one able to keep her cool and had to comfort her crying brother
Cersei & Olenna managed to get Kevan to cave in to their scheme to save Margaery from prison
Dany single-handedly killed a handful of khals by burning them alive, and is likely to be worshipped by the rest of the Dothraki

Not to mention the Sand Snakes killing the Prince of Dorne and his son with no repercussions in the season six première.

There’s also the fact that with very few exceptions, every male character is now as boring, incompetent or downright evil:
Sam is an actual cuck, taking care of Gilly and her son
Jon is the worst case of a Mary Sue other than Dany, with plot armour so thick not even death could keep him down for long
Tyrion has gone from a loveable rouge, to a boring comic relief, struggling to keep Dany’s reign from coming to an end
Jorah was always a bit of a sap, but now he’s downright pathetic
Jaime was always an unlikeable cunt

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Critic 06/09/2016 (Thu) 15:10:34 Id: 870f78 [Preview] No. 88 del

>>87
Nein. He did however play the pope of season 2 The Tudors (booooooooooooring).

Jeremy Irons plays the Borgia pope, Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI.

Critic 06/30/2016 (Thu) 19:13:22 Id: a17ea8 [Preview] No. 89 del

So... How 'bout that season finale, huh?

Easily the best episode this season - not that that says a lot, but still.

Only thing that really took me out of it was Arya killing Walder Frey. Not only did she fully recover from getting slashes and stabbed in the gut by a trained assassin, whom she also defeated, get a pardon from said assassin's 'employer', but now she is fucking running around in Westeros killing people left and right, wearing other people's faces? Get the fuck outta here!

Al hail Queen Cersei!
Long may she reign

Critic 06/30/2016 (Thu) 21:26:42 [Preview] No. 90 del

>>89
I was considering not watching the next season but they changed up enough stuff that I'm interested in what happens next. Hopefully the rumors are true about there being less episodes in the coming seasons.

I didn't like the Arya part either. I got a little angry when she was unmasked. The CG in this show sucks. The explosion looked awful. And I still don't care about Sam and his girl. I also hate that old Tyrell lady. Maybe I won't watch the next season.

Critic 06/30/2016 (Thu) 23:51:38 Id: a17ea8 [Preview] No. 91 del

>>90
Funnily enough I’ve heard people praise the CGI – especially in episode 9, with Dany & the dragons – which I thought looked fake as fuck. Same with Jon getting ready to an hero as the Bolton cavalry charged at him – couldn’t have been more obvious greenscreen.

Next season will only have seven episodes. Not sure if I’ll continue watching either – not sure how much more Mary Sue with her three dragons and massive army; Gary Stu, King of the North; Arya assassinating everyone like a fucking Assassins Creed game, or the further adventures of Sam the cuck as he studies to become a maester whilst raising his girlfriend’s(?) kid, I can take…

Besides, I’ve got like five seasons of Xena to get through, and I’m gonna give the Borgias a watch.

Critic 07/01/2016 (Fri) 22:05:05 Id: e89280 [Preview] No. 94 del

Came across 'The Long Night Podcast' that might be of interest to y'all.

Their episode on 'Battle of the Bastards': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yMcAQvyQDY

Two book fans, and former show fans, trash the show episode by episode.

Critic 07/01/2016 (Fri) 16:04:48 Id: 0b1aed [Preview] No. 92 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

YOU'RE INVITED
76/tv/ Official Movie Night

>Where?
https://cytu.be/r/khantube

>What?
Poo in Loo

>When?
NOW

Critic 07/01/2016 (Fri) 21:01:49 Id: 84d4c1 [Preview] No. 93 del

Does this streaming service respect my freedoms? I'm not too keen on allowing a whole load of google scripts to run in my browser.

Fucking sellouts Anonymous 01/04/2016 (Mon) 01:29:46 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

What am I supposed to watch now?

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Critic 05/23/2016 (Mon) 10:10:02 Id: 833d7a [Preview] No. 66 del

>>58
It won't be long until the maisiefags find our refuge now as well...

Critic 05/24/2016 (Tue) 18:08:59 [Preview] No. 68 del

Critic 05/25/2016 (Wed) 10:33:16 Id: 833d7a [Preview] No. 69 del

>>68
Are you trying to trigger my PTSD? ;_;

Critic 05/26/2016 (Thu) 19:14:02 [Preview] No. 73 del

>>1
watch this

Critic 06/02/2016 (Thu) 20:05:17 [Preview] No. 82 del

funny

Zootopia Critic 05/30/2016 (Mon) 16:02:02 [Preview] No. 75 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

This movie was just a couple of amusing/cool scenes strung together with duct tape to form a somewhat coherent whole. I won't even mention the liberal propaganda and the questionable morals because that was to be expected, but I didn't expect this movie to be downright insulting. And it's not like it couldn't have been good, this actually had potential.

Also, Nick's awful, badly delivered oneliners during the train scene should have never made it past production. That was simply embarassing.

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Critic 05/30/2016 (Mon) 20:09:07 Id: d8f0fd [Preview] No. 77 del

>>75
It's clear it had some type of ridiculous anti-racism, anti-discrimination based on biology message.

Which is ridiculous because you're always more wary of the wasp than the honey bee (unless your baka). Even if some wasps are good ones that don't attack unprovoked. You're still wary of them as a group. Even if 8% of blacks can fit into civilization you're still more wary of them as a group, for being in general, more 'savage'

But if you ignore that is was just a fun flick.

Critic 05/30/2016 (Mon) 20:42:10 [Preview] No. 78 del

>>77
Yes, it was a "fun flick", I'll admit that much. I guess that's why I'm so disappointed. I wanted it to be something more. Something memorable.

Fun flicks sell though, so that's the only thing we're ever gonna get I suppose. If we're lucky.

Critic 05/30/2016 (Mon) 21:05:47 [Preview] No. 79 del

Is this really a "fun flick?" I am an adult and this seems like a movie for kids.

Critic 05/30/2016 (Mon) 21:06:59 Id: 5cbc81 [Preview] No. 80 del

>>79
If you're a furfag

Critic 05/30/2016 (Mon) 21:20:58 [Preview] No. 81 del

>>79
It is a movie for kids. It's fun, but it's not actually good.

So, if you like movies for kids and you're bored, it's worth a watch. Just don't expect anything more than a "fun flick" (in the worst sense of the word), because you'll be disappointed.

Critic 05/16/2016 (Mon) 18:51:17 Id: 5ae7a2 [Preview] No. 41 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

The best film critic in the business.

Critic 05/16/2016 (Mon) 18:54:28 Id: 55e478 [Preview] No. 42 del

that's not RealKingNiggerCritic

Critic 05/16/2016 (Mon) 18:58:11 Id: 5ae7a2 [Preview] No. 43 del

>>42
Never heard of him.

Critic 05/17/2016 (Tue) 03:01:03 Id: 3c3b5e [Preview] No. 44 del

>>43
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi7kbvRGuzGZ3LlcEIyo1dw

Critic 05/13/2016 (Fri) 14:06:03 Id: 33abd0 [Preview] No. 39 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards

Critic 05/13/2016 (Fri) 18:02:06 Id: 2fa2b6 [Preview] No. 40 del

>>39
>/tv/
>a shit board

I think I know where this opinion belongs...

Star Trek Thread Critic 03/21/2016 (Mon) 12:17:12 Id: 3cc38c [Preview] No. 12 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Time for some Beard on Beard action!