lie in this position, looks gay whatever, you can put your arms the other way fingers pointing at your toes wait, just wait for like idk an hour maybe less, your asshole will open up like what happens in gape porn there will be a rush of air into your ass and your colon will open up, a tip is to use something and tickle your asshole, when your asshole opens up leave it for a bit then close it, then repeat, the hemorrhoid should rearrange itself, repeat as needed, everytime ive had one ive done this and its fixed it, no cream no asspills nothing