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Channing Elizabeth Creager #5 - Return to the Homeland Edition Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No. 177187
>Who is Channing Elizabeth Creager?
Channing Elizabeth Creager is a beautiful buxom blond from Texas with Wood Elf Goddess physiognomy. She's most known for working with Million Dollar Extreme until a payment dispute. No matter what she says about me or does to me I will always care about her and wish the very best for her.

>News
She currently lives in third world Europe fending off rapists and doing ketamine. Why she chooses to live like this is beyond me. Trying to bury her demons and traumas with drugs perhaps. She must return to the Homeland of the USA.

Come back Chanchan, it is time.


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OP is a known kid diddler named Matthew Allen Carey, also known as Skull Hyde, one the biggest retards and NEETS in the Fishtank, and to an extent, most forums and social media sites. He is responsible for making the other Channing threads and not-so-subtlety calling her an e-girl. Also responsible for making the other Fishtank-adjacent threads and shitting up other threads related to Sam Hyde. Most of his hatred stems from being a legitimate retard with suicidal tendencies and neurotic/bipolar issues. His hatred for Sam comes from Matthew being caught admitting dating a minor multiple times and getting close to one of his exes (Channing) to get one over Sam. The fact that Matthew get severely elated when Sam gets slightly inconvenienced or when Matthew is being a genuine nuisance in threads and communities that he hates but goes in anyway is very telling how pathetic and sad his real life is. He has been completely irony poisoned to the point he can only cope going with his depressing life by memeposting and posting shitty AI slop.
Proof of Matthew admitting to dating minors:
https://gofile.io/d/HAFlO1


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.177193 del
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>>177191
She's not an egirl, she's too mature for that title. I just know she lurks here. The lore is in the first 4 threads.

KR is my biggest fan/seether however you wanna view it.

It's either Ariel or her biggest simp.

Or some scorned faggot that I bullied/blocked.

Nobody that matters.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.177200 del
>>177187
NYPA faggot. Can mods please ban all the vendetta posts and threads from this pedrophile already?


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.177201 del
>>177200
>NYPA
The fuck does that have to do with anything? I'm not asking any of you incels for shit.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.177203 del
>>177201
You've spent thousands of posts at this point spamming and seething about some old lady who isn't even qualified for a thread here in the first place.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.177207 del
>>177203
You wouldn't get it.


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>>177195
Honestly the only thing you are better than me is being a genuinely unlikable retard and being twice my weight. Imagine thinking the morbidly obese meth head with a history of being ridiculed by everyone and known for being completely humiliated by Channing is better than anyone.

>>177193
Nah I'm someone that you threw under the bus for no reason, now you're paying for your sins. I wonder what SoundCloud and the other music hosting sites would react knowing they're platforming a known pædo.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.177211 del
>>177209
You spend too much time living in the past.

If I threw you under the bus you 100% deserved it.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.177213 del
>>177211
>>177211
Says the guy still stalking this woman because she was nice to him once two years ago.


KR 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.177215 del
>>177211
Says the retard still having a grudge for Betty and Sam. You gotta stop living in glass trailers houses, Matthew.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.177216 del
>>177213
gm chanchan
>>177215
They're just shit people, I don't hold a grudge anymore than I hold a grudge for say Brandon Buckingham, Jet Neptune, etc. They're all dogshit people.


KR 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.177219 del
>>177216
>They're all dogshit people
And you think you're better than them? You, the retarded NEET that dated a minor in the past, was a meth head, hates Jews despite using their products, and currently spends life being a nuisance online while cannot hold a job because you're mentally ill, severely neurotic, and has high anxiety and suicidal breakdowns?
>inb4 yes
My guy you're literally worse than Austin by miles at this point. Do what he did and disappear from the Internet for good.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.177221 del
>>177219
>And you think you're better than them?
Yeah 100%. And the only time I dated a minor was when I was a minor, thanks.
>hates Jews despite using their products
Nice tu quoque fallacy, retard.
The West is a jews world, I just live in it.


KR 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.177223 del
>>177221
Nah even the most nontent Fish is miles better than you.

>Nice tu quoque fallacy, retard
Nice fallacy fallacy, retard. I'm surprised your conehead didn't explode looking it up.


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>>177223
>I'm surprised your conehead didn't explode looking it up.
Lol you had to look it up.


KR 03/10/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.177227 del
>>177224
Nah, I already knew it, it's not that hard to read Latin, Matthew. I swear everytime you make a retarded post, you end up exposing yourself. Now post another one your copes, like posting a self-deprecating meme for you to lessen the impact knowing you're gonna die alone.


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Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.177245 del
Oh God another thread of this shit can we just ban this faggot already


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.177331 del
>>177245
He thinks wasting his life on this is an own on everyone because he sees himself like the joker or something.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.177333 del
>>177245
I think the jannies abandoned this board tbh


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.177334 del
>>177331
We live in a society, chat.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.177335 del
Also I hope chanchan is having a good day


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.177416 del
God bless Chanchan.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.177417 del
>>177333
Untrue, they just only care about Marky.


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Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.177444 del
https://vimeo.com/1172533022
Lol fuck sam hyde.

Also we found the ftl season 5 house.


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.177479 del
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>>177444
It's very pathetic that the only thing you have going for is your obsession of Sam. Also
>we
Quit pretending that you're contributing to taking down the show. Didn't you said you were done being involved with anything Fishtank related? Lmao you're like Cryokeen but worse.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.177507 del
>>177479
>Quit pretending that you're contributing to taking down the show
Cope. I was there, i assisted.


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.177510 del
>>177507
Sure you were, retard, kinda like how you "assisted" with the S4 cancellation/gorilla nest moment. Also why you ban evading?


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.177512 del
>>177510
>Also why you ban evading?
Because i can. You enjoying Ariels crashing out stream?


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.177516 del
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>>177512
It was alright, I wished she played Alice Madness Returns more. You enjoying still being an unlovable lonely piece of shit, Matthew?


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.177518 del
>>177516
>You enjoying still being an unlovable lonely piece of shit, Matthew?
Yeah it's been a blast today. Ariel crashing out, wiggers crashing out, season 5 house doxxed before premiere, Skull W's abound.


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.177519 del
>>177518
Yet you still have a depressing unfulfilled life that you consider seeing a woman cry or see a web show potentially cancelled be the peak of your life. The only silver lining is Channing will never interact with you ever and you're gonna die alone and has done nothing productive with your life and you're about to be 40 years old soon. Enjoy constantly being high/having high anxiety crashouts for the rest of your life, parasite.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.177520 del
>>177519
>The only silver lining is Channing will never interact with you
So today has been so exceptionally awful for you that the only silver lining is whether or not Chanchan talks to me again? That's grim, doggie.


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.177522 del
>>177520
>So today has been so exceptionally awful for you
Never said or implied that, now I know you're in full neurotic cope mode.
>he didn't deny about his shitty life
Good that at least you know your place as a parasitic loser.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.177527 del
Anyway back on topic; Channing is the most beautiful woman I've ever known and it's not even close.


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Damn, Matthew FELTED.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.177533 del
>>177529
What does KR stand for? Kike Retard?


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.177538 del
This fat retard really can't help but be the biggest loser online can he.


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>>177533
Matthew literally grasping at anything with his fat sausage fingers to get a slight own. I hope Chanchan still keeps cucking you and eventually slaps you with a stalking protection order.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.177543 del
>>177539

She has a new instagram that this fat slob doesn't know about. Wonder how much of his dad's welfare bucks he would pay me to tell him what it is.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.177545 del
>channing thread
best thread on agatha2
>skull hyde
best poster on agatha2


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.177546 del
>>177543
kek I already know her IG since that's where she occasionally DMs me (and sends me funny/racist reels). Ironic that Matthew doesn't know it.

>>177545
Don't go full retard, my guy.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.177550 del
>>177546
Pretty funny that he doesn't even know she's been in North America for a while now. Bet it won't stop him from harassing her like he said he would.


KR 03/11/2026 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.177554 del
>>177550
Kek let Matthew keep pretending she's in a third-world country so he can keep unsubtlety calling her a druggie so he can "rescue" her.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.177564 del
>>177550
Is she specifically back in the USA? Canada and Mexico dont count. Proud of her if she's back in the USA and getting clean though.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.177565 del
>>177545
Unironically true on both counts. I am king of agatha2 and Channing is it's queen. Kneel peasants.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.177566 del
Seem's like you'll never know because she legitamtely hates you. If she is actually ok and doing well are you going to stop posting about her every day like you said then? Yeah didn't think so. It's crazy you consider yourself high iq but you waste your entire life doing the most unimportant shit imaginable and obsessing over people you claim to hate like Channing, Betty, and Sam Hyde.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.177574 del
>>177566
>If she is actually ok and doing well are you going to stop posting about her every day like you said then?
I would need some sort of tangible evidence of that. Not just some trust me bro bullshit from her friend or her on a sockpuppet.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.177576 del
>>177566
>you claim to hate
I dont claim to hate Chanchan. I absolutely love her and adore her. I hate myself for fumbling so hard. If her and I are being truthful, we were kind of edating. A combination of my neuroticism, her family drama, trauma, and drug abuse screwed things up before we could meet and turn it into anything real.

Shit sucks but that's the way the cookie crumbles. It took me awhile but im more or less over it. I still care about her deeply though.

Ariel and Sam Hyde though? Fuck those jews.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.177578 del
The things i would do for another shot with her...


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.177579 del
>>177576
Edating? Lol sure you were. Proof of any kind? Seems like she shut you down for creeping on her and went and got with another dude in Mexicp because she never considered you in that way.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.177581 del
>>177576
You've claimed to be over it for like a year now tubby yet here you are still shitting up every corner of the internet about her every day of the week.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.177583 del
>>177579
>Edating? Lol sure you were. Proof of any kind?
The text logs from 6-7 months of talking/texting almost every day in 2024?
>>177579
>Seems like she shut you down for creeping on her and went and got with another dude in Mexicp because she never considered you in that way.
Methinks she got tired of waiting to hear about my $50k backpay and took her shot going back to Europe for another European vacation. Can't say I blame her too much for that I just wish she had gone about it differently... also her family was trying to wrangle her into therapy/rehab because of her rampant drug use and crazy behavior.
>>177581
>You've claimed to be over it for like a year now tubby
Clearly I wasn't and that's why I ended up making it worse over 2025. I'm over it as far as being mad at her or blaming her for anything. I never realized how bad her problems really were and I thought she was just an evil bitch. So instead of caring about her problems I made it all about me. Neither of us were very cool last year but I own my part of it.

Wish she was as willing to forgive and repair our frenship as I am but can't force anyone to do anything if they don't want to. That includes getting clean/seeking help.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.177584 del
Dumb janny niggers, you only get mad at me when I shit up the marky thread.

Well I say agatha2 IS my personal blog.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.177585 del
>>177583
Not exactly a friendship when one person is romantically obsessed with the other to the point where they don't respect their boundries and tried to blow the others life up after being rejected multiple times. Me thinks youre just a thirsty desperate loser who never had a chance and is inflating your importance. Why's this the first you claimed to be edating her. Yeah, you are full of shit and are so starved for a crumb of pussy you haven't taken the L after almost two years of crystal clear rejections.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.177586 del
>>177585
>Why's this the first you claimed to be edating her.
Out of respect for her but it's kinda true. She'd never own up to it of course. And I'm emphasize it never got serious obviously because we never got to meet. All that shit happened before we could. And the shit that happened was not my fault. The shit after it happened, I take ownership of.


KR 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.177587 del
>Matthew calling himself king of /Agatha2/
That's not a good thing wanting to be the biggest e-girl simp cuck in the world, unless that's all you have going in your depressing uneventful life. Anyways Channing is back in the US, I'm not gonna post "proof" because, unlike you that's starving to be an attention whore, I'm not leaking our DMs.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.177588 del
>>177587
>I'm not leaking our DMs.
Well you already kind of did. Do you think if she hates me as much as you think she does she'd want me knowing shes back home? Guess I can ask some of her family if they know anything.


KR 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.177589 del
>>177588
>harassing her family just to get her attention
What a scumbag.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.177590 del
>>177589
Just trying to get the truth of the matter. If she is indeed home and I can sus that out, I'll stop posting on here about her like I said I would. I'll truly feel 1000x better knowing she is back home and not abroad especially during these turbulent times of war. It's just not safe being an American abroad right now.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.177593 del
>>177586
You expect us to believe that after all the insane allegations you've thrown and mudslinging you decided to leave out that you were edating if it were true? And why wouldn't she admit it because it's either not true and shes embarassed of you being a totally one way obsessive creep who won't stop lusting after her. Yeah I'm calling bullshit on the edating narrative retard. You just casually left that out after calling yourself her friend for the last 5 threads. Disingenuous lying faggot.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.177596 del
>>177590
Why can't you just stop being an obsessed freak and come to grips with the fact that she never gave a shit about you and wants you to fuck off. You are actually so pathetic that I have second hand embarassment for you.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.177597 del
>>177593
>You expect us to believe that after all the insane allegations you've thrown and mudslinging you decided to leave out that you were edating if it were true?
I don't care what any of you retards believe.
>>177596
>Why can't you just stop being an obsessed freak and come to grips with the fact that she never gave a shit about you and wants you to fuck off.
I'm addicted to hopium.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.177599 del
>>177590
Before she needed to come back thrn you would leave her alone because you claimed she was prosituting and addicted to drugs somewhere. Now it's because of the Iran war and you won't stop because its unsafe yet somehow safer to be in a country thats being threatened with drones. How can you be this ugly , fat, retarded AND a manipulative lying insane person. It's like you get off on being as repulsive and shitty as possible. Nevermind the fact that you are almost 40 years old and blame your failure to launch on imaginary jews.


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>>177590
>I'll stop posting here
First you said you wouldn't be involved in anything related to Fishtank/Sam Hyde anymore, and you broke that when S4 started. After you said you wouldn't post/bake a Channing thread anymore, you broke that as well. Nobody trusts you after you got exposed as an obsessed attention-seeking freak.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.177603 del
>>177600
>First you said you wouldn't be involved in anything related to Fishtank/Sam Hyde anymore
Sam isnt involved this time. There are more wiggers to shit on than just him. Jet is a pretty easy/fun target.
>After you said you wouldn't post/bake a Channing thread anymore
When I said that, you immediately baked the next Chanchan thread so apparently it doesn't matter what I say. I'd rather it be making them than some scumfuck bettypedro like you.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.177604 del
>>177599
>you claimed she was prosituting and addicted to drugs somewhere
I never claimed she was selling herself for drugs. I never said that and never thought that. I don't think she'd stoop that low.
> Now it's because of the Iran war and you won't stop because its unsafe yet somehow safer to be in a country thats being threatened with drones.
Well hopefully she doesn't move to the west coast, fuck California anyway.
>imaginary jews.
Yeah tell Iran the jews are imaginary see what they tell you.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.177605 del
>>177603
It's clear it doesn't matter what you say. If a man is his word, you're just pure lies and bullshit at this point. You gossip more than any female I've ever known in my life. Can't imagine you are actually content with you're life like you claim to be. If I were you I'd probably disappear into the woods our of shame.


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>>177603
I never baked a Channing thread. I dunno what makes you more genuinely retarded, thinking that and calling me a pedro with no proof (while there's proof of you literally admitting to dating a an underage girl) or that you actually think that I'm Austin. You really have a grim life.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.177607 del
>>177604
Have you even met a jew in your entire life or you do just waste 20 hours a day complaining about them and getting in fights with them on twitter.


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>>177605
The heart wants what the heart wants. I can't turn off how I feel about her, I've tried.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.177609 del
>>177607
Martin Luther knew lots of jews.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.177610 del
>>177606
My nigger, since "Austin" has been banned on 4chan, the prick hasnt been posting, and you've been extra salty on agatha2. I wonder if the prick will be posting again now that austin is pack on 4chan? Guess we'll see.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.177611 del
>>177610
Here he goes with his paranoid delusio..I mean great intuiting skills again. Didn't you claim that KR, The Prick and Austin were all actually Channing too? It must be really sad for your parents to have your fat, broke, mentally ill ass shlubing around their house all day knowing you'll never amount to anything.


KR 03/12/2026 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.177612 del
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>>177603
>he genuinely still thinks I'm Austin
I expect Pissbot to act retarded and skipping the fact that Austin tried to skinwalk me and other people he hates but you're taking the crown of being the most retarded person in the planet. No wonder Channing knew when to cut her losses and ditch your limerent fat ass. Also
>calling me unhinged
Aren't you the one still trying to get attention and been ban evading just to be solely a vile scumbag?


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.177613 del
>>177611
>Didn't you claim that KR, The Prick and Austin were all actually Channing too?
No but I could almost see her doing the KR bit cus KR is suspiciously close similar to Krieger, her favorite way of spelling her last name.

But nah she couldn't be that dedicated to the bit... could she? Nah...
>ban evading just to be solely a vile scumbag?
I ban evade not because it is easy, but because it hard. No wait, it is easy.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.177618 del
Imagine being Matthew Allen Carey. You're an obese NEET with no friends, no romantic relationship, almost 40 years old and nothing to show for it so you lash out at strangers online fishing negative attention for more hours a week than the average person spends working two full time jobs. You accuse multiple people of being pedrophiles during that time although you yourself admitted to comitting statuatory rape which you claim is actually just an elaborate bit and you're playing a character.



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