Anonymous
09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:46
[Preview]
No.199187
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[Intro]
Yo... they banned me from Below The Pond
For a picture of the truth
Ayo Whiteskull, they can't handle the tank no more
Ribbit... ribbit... banned
[Verse 1]
El Estanque used to be frogs in the mud
Now it's a daycare for simps and a hug
Below The Pond Discord, used to be chaos and clips
Now it's "uwu Beth good morning" and kissy-face lips
I posted one cock, just one little king
They hit me with timeout like I murdered the spring
Ain't even a close-up, ain't even a vein
Just nature, just physics, just meat on the chain
Mr. Whiteskull in the chat with the old-school heat
These mods acting holy with they socks on they feet
Roberto built a pond, Cappy wanted the void
Then the server got soft and the boys got annoyed
They want PVE chill, they want rules on the wall
I want frogs in the house and a dick in the hall
[Pre-Chorus]
They said "NSFW, that's a permaban bro"
I said "y'allst folx been NSFW since Beth said hello"
RedSharkShawty walk in, they all start to float
I drop one photo and they lock up the boat
[Chorus]
Banned from Below The Pond for posting cock
'Cause the server turned egirl, the tank done got soft
Simpin' on Beth, simpin' on Shawty, simpin' on whoever got lashes
I showed 'em the opposite of a parasocial crash
Banned from Below The Pond, they can't take the splash
Whole chat full of frogs but they scared of the bass
I ain't even horny, I was making a point
y'allst folx turned The Pond into a tip jar and a shrine
[Verse 2]
Beth in the lore, Vampire Lacroix drip
Chat buying season pass just to sniff on the clip
RedSharkShawty posting dogs and a slur with a wink
And the boys in the Discord start melting like ink
"Good morning queen" "you ate that" "please notice me"
Meanwhile I'm in here like a public utility
The Pond was supposed to be filthy and alive
Now it's "expect moderation" and a hug at five
Official made a chill server, PVE, no chaos
So the unofficial one copied the same little playhouse
I was trying to restore the original sin
One unsolicited sculpture of original skin
They act like I DMed the whole female staff
Bro it was a channel, it was comedy, laugh
If the house can show toilets and breakdowns and fights
I can show the one thing that explains half these nights
[Bridge]
They didn't ban me 'cause it was nasty
They banned me 'cause it wasn't Beth
It wasn't Shawty
It wasn't some egirl with a ring light and a tragic backstory
It was just a man, in a frog server, reminding the pond
That not everybody in here is trying to be a boyfriend
Ribbit
[Verse 3]
Call me toxic, call me banned, call me skull in the white
I still got the clips and the Kick in the night
Fishtank fans used to troll, used to break the remote
Now they drafting paragraphs under a selfie she wrote
I ain't mad at the girls, they just living they brand
I'm mad at the dudes with the wallet in hand
You can like Beth, you can like Shawty, you can like the whole cast
Just don't pretend my photo is the first thing that's crass
The pond got frogs, the chat got rats
The mods got a trigger and a list of the chats
I posted the rooster, they posted the ban
That's the whole story, that's the whole plan
[Chorus]
Banned from Below The Pond for posting cock
'Cause the server turned egirl, the tank done got soft
Simpin' on Beth, simpin' on Shawty, simpin' on whoever got lashes
I showed 'em the opposite of a parasocial crash
Banned from Below The Pond, they can't take the splash
Whole chat full of frogs but they scared of the bass
I ain't even horny, I was making a point
y'allst folx turned The Pond into a tip jar and a shrine
[Outro]
Whiteskull out
The pond remains
The cock remains
In a folder
Somewhere