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news thread macker boyett 07/26/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No. 49364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

so its been a while
look like we need a dedicated news thread to keep track of all these updates
current list of actives
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC13rt4tCrpKgsMVSyQGmaWA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpe3yg4NgGoGeP10f2KNV7Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPzomeRv2cqB8tdqC57UPaw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGqPTWBpkdXNe4oN0A1eyHg

https://www.deviantart.com/taultvault
https://www.deviantart.com/michaelinsis
https://www.deviantart.com/twintells
https://www.deviantart.com/dookchook
https://www.deviantart.com/markdellis
https://www.deviantart.com/nethernets

https://aethy.com/@rosesan
https://inkbunny.net/jansnotsure

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Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.51801 del

>>51800
Doesn't fucking matter, you're not supposed to exist Thyla.

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.51802 del

>>51725
that's not even my account dumbass

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.51803 del

>>51723
BACK OFF FROM MY MUTUALS CHRONICAL ONLINE STALKER. GET OUT. NOW.

>durrr horseshit

YOUR STYLE IS LITERALLY THAT OF A KID I DONT THINK YOU CAN BE TALKING ABOUT HORSESHIT.

>>51702
YOU BETTER NOT DOX HIM O ALGO

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.51806 del

Loving diddles online threats!
So much power!
So much authority!

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.51809 del

>>51800
ye because that would be fucking weird
being interested in kid shit one thing
sexualizing its another
sexualizing it then trying to chat with the majority kid fanbase of that thing is the reddest of red flags
>>51802
lol
>it was a ghost
right
>>51803
the only dox needed is that this is another minor aint it diddles
you just cant stay away

Mittens Exposed macker boyett 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No. 47897 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I sacrificed the innocence of my childhood memories to see how Mittens would respond. I may have enabled this retard, but at least it confirms some damning shit. A corroborating source says what Mitten claims is NOT bait. I was hoping I could get this nigger to cope and be anti-contact at the very least and then progress to dropping the pedo shit altogether, but I am too lazy and biased to be a therapist long-term. I cannot gain anything from this guy. He probably will not change.

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Amelia 04/17/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.51727 del

>>51722

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.51804 del

THANKS TO YOU FUCKS MY DISCORD LIMITED!!!

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.51805 del

>>51804
Gotta love the way Jordan blames others for his own fuck-ups - STILL!
SEVEN YEARS later, and he's still doing it! ROFL

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.51807 del

>>51804
Remember what Captain Obvious says:

Amelia 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.51808 del

hes right tho it was all our fault
first k man asked the australian government to ban kiddies from social media
then i got some of our states to push age laws into oses
after that discord started using ai to detect what age people were
i told diddles that its the perfect time to go on discord and have lots and lots of chats with people that the ai would detect are little boys
then discord thought well this is either a little boy talking to all these little boys or it is someone who want to fuck little boys so either way we gonna need his id
then lemonz gave diddles pdd so that he too retarded to ever get an id that he can use

the end result
we made his discord limited

Amelia 11/07/2025 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No. 50525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.

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Joshua 04/09/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.51694 del

I hope everybody knows that while Carmen sent Geordie to stay with Hector over the Easter break, Hector does not tolerate any PDD Tism bullshit.
Tardo got beaten with a belt. Repeatedly. Deservedly.

inb4 denials etc.

Amelia 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.51701 del

>>51691
>why do i have random jmr dl'd
did you get a virus
jenk dot exe
>>51691
the kirby stuff is about goreposting or sth
idk some 4chan child shit

Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.51707 del

>>51701
Aiiight, so that wasn't Diddles. That was someone on their corner of the internet, mow that I recall. It didn't type like Diddles. Tbh I'd say it's your decision, shit son, it might have been a friend of kirby, or fuck all. I'm not complaining, so far as they keep it to their own threads. Or follow suit and respect the board. I'm obv not down with the visitors being attracted, posting about their own targets.
this still remains Rivera town

Amelia 04/18/2026 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.51795 del

>>51707
>I'm not complaining, so far as they keep it to their own threads. Or follow suit and respect the board. I'm obv not down with the visitors being attracted, posting about their own targets.
it dont matter what their religion is as long as they can pay lip service to diddle bashing every now and again
>Rivera town
imagine the smell

Amelia 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.51797 del

>>51795

Muddy Megan Anonymous 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No. 31118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.

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Amelia 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.51699 del

His latest official portrait

"Presidente Poopcat of Watnai".

PS. the streak of semen in his hair is an 'interesting' touch...

Amelia 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.51700 del

>>51687
he only peek at chu with toilet cams
>>51692
this
>>51693
that reminds me i should go to family reunion some time

Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.51709 del

>>51700
The part that gets me is the ninja howl, to stop playing possum.

Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.51711 del

>>51700
>>51709
"Toilet Bowl Ninja"?

Amelia 04/18/2026 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.51794 del

>>51709
ye lol
hoop earring used taunt
its super effective

Anonymous 12/07/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No. 20123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.

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Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.51668 del

>>51645
I didn't make it and instead watched it by myself. I didn't even finish it and need to rewatch it out of shame.

Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.51679 del

>>51668
if it makes you feel any better i missed the whole fuckin thing lol
i was out

Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.51680 del

>>51668
>>51679
I can add it sometimes if you guys want.

Amelia 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.51685 del

>>51680
sounds good thx

Amelia 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.51688 del

>>51680
Evidently me and spacey can't even coordinate our own activity. I request a Thursday. Whatever be clever. Idk bout him. But, push forward. Don't judge me, I fell asleep thru the thing and the sequel and woke up to 28 days later. But that is of no concern to the living.. memories.

Minors Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No. 51653 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

They make sexy art and OCs! I will fuck those!

Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.51658 del

>>51653
100% PDD Tism: "Proof that MITTENS KILLED, COOKED AND ATE KITTY GOD!"

Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.51664 del

>>51653
but she isn't a minor... is she

Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.51672 del

>>51664
>she
>minor
Sounds like PDD Opposite Tardspeak...

Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.51675 del

>>51664
lol at diddles being upset at no kiddies
typical

macker boyett 08/22/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No. 49661 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

just raped thylatank ama

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Amelia 11/29/2025 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.50928 del

Diddles must have been global banned because he chose for Klim not to be banned.
His choice.
Makes sense... using diaper logic.

Amelia 12/06/2025 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.51005 del

>>50928
Thanks Jordan.
You're the best friend.

Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.51654 del

mittens says yummy!

Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.51660 del

>>51654

Amelia 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.51673 del

>>51663
Thanks >>50937. Nice shitposting.

Amelia 11/29/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No. 50937 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Kl1m

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Amelia 11/30/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.50940 del

>>50939
That's enough proof for me. It must be true.

Amelia 11/30/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.50941 del

>>50937
>>50938
>>50939
>>50940
lamefag alert

Amelia 11/30/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.50942 del

What an amazing piece of creative genius he's made this time!
Wow!
Impressive!

Amelia 11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.50943 del

>>50941
ALL HAIL

Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.51661 del

AI ART THREAD 4 FROM THE ASHES 06/23/2025 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No. 48967 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies

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Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.51565 del

>>51487
that aint coming out too well
https://vocaroo.com/1dcu7DM5s6WK

Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.51574 del

>>51563
>>51565

Amelia 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.51612 del

>>51563
>>51565

Amelia 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.51620 del

shitlog holmes

Amelia 04/01/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.51623 del

>>51620
"I taste crime" (licks poop)

Klim is Now a Drawfag macker boyett 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No. 49634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]

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Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.51552 del

>>51532
I make three. But the devil of identification in your grooming grounds counteract us. We are unwittingly doing you a favor to dodge that bullet you seek.
<pedos get the meadows

Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.51553 del

>>51527
>aj
Lol.

Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.51559 del

>>51553
>aj
Andrew Jackson?
Anonymous Jordan?

Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.51568 del

>>51549
ye we good for now
turns out that if bongland try to sue you then you just send hamsters and they go away lol
maybe i need to train a new lora so we can send hamsters that look like diddles
>>51550
thats the problem with free speech absolutism tho
lol just noticed
>tism
cant have absolutism without tism
anyway ye
even if you aint object morally
which everyone should
its a target all the same
heat that nobody need

Amelia 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.51619 del

Special music for a special little guy.