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Mittens Exposed macker boyett 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No. 47897 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I sacrificed the innocence of my childhood memories to see how Mittens would respond. I may have enabled this retard, but at least it confirms some damning shit. A corroborating source says what Mitten claims is NOT bait. I was hoping I could get this nigger to cope and be anti-contact at the very least and then progress to dropping the pedo shit altogether, but I am too lazy and biased to be a therapist long-term. I cannot gain anything from this guy. He probably will not change.
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Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.51906 del
>>51884
he gon outlive us all
anyone who can live 200 years in the part of the world where everything murder you aint ever gon die


Klim##SAY7BM 04/25/2026 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.51917 del
>>51906
It's the supernatural magical power of the Diaper Lord, I swears! Damned and cursed to lick own poop forever! Forced against my will!
Muwahahahaa!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQIno3Idnl4&list=PLzKNznCXn-V62sEacPnhWYhWyI-eFUEnu&index=4&pp=iAQB8AUB0gcJCdQKAYcqIYzv

(PS. You know it's the real Klim by his tripcode “Klim##SAY7BM” )


A 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.51940 del
opposite talk below
tis is all fake btw
Edited last time by spacey on 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:07.


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.51944 del
>>51940
No, it is not btw.
(You) are the fake imposter.
Jordan is dead.
He said so.
It must be fake.
Or a lie.
Antidisestablishmentianism, actually.


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.51945 del
>>51944
"jordan is dead, he said so"

gold, lmao



Minors Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No. 51653 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They make sexy art and OCs! I will fuck those!
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Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.51922 del
>>51918
This post graped my eyes.


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.51938 del
>>51918
Rape, paedophilia, stalking, grooming, promoting racial violence etc are NOT a joke, Jordan, you sick fuck!


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.51939 del
>>51938
Look who's talking


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.51941 del
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>>51939
your taste in boys keeps getting younger diddles


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.51943 del
>>51939
Yoinkres shat in my fishtank.
That just ain't normal, Nigger.





Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.51924 del
>>51920
aren't you jewish you look pretty jewish to me
youre even a diddler


Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.51925 del
unblock my discord Jordan


Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.51926 del
Jordan locked my discord account against my will


Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.51927 del
>>51921
Diddles want to fuck his own Jewish people!!!


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.51942 del
>>51920
do you hate the jews for harvesting your button mushroom
>discord
why would i go there tho
youre the tranny diddles not me
>scatologist freak
only one of us knows what their own feces taste like bro
and it aint me lol
>He literally debunked it
>pedo say he aint a pedo
well then that proves it



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Klim is Now a Drawfag macker boyett 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No. 49634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]
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Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.51860 del
>>51815
he was an other example tho
bomb threats tighten nets
> I work with a furry, and have no bad interaction
idk man animal desires aint as bad as kiddies but its still firmly in my kill it with fire box
> If it would be swedebro to show up irl. Methinks. It's not the same level of bashing gays.
i do get that point tho ye
>Also fuck you nigger.
hurtful
>>51820
there categories of diddlers who try to justify it you surely seen them
from the japanese
>no it dont count because actually the kiddy is a 10000 year old dragon lord
to our national
>drawings of little girls is free speech
or even diddles
>the minor was pretending to be a dog when i sex talked him so it dont count because it was with a dog

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Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.51881 del
>>51860
>that kind of shit brings heat to the site
Understood.


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Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.51928 del
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Klim Co. is raking in the dollars!
Geordie: Much jelly?

inb4 fake etc


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discussion Amelia 02/13/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No. 51418 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is child porn awesome?


Amelia 02/13/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.51419 del
youre obviously looking for jordiddles
go here instead >>>/ethernet/


Amelia 02/13/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.51421 del
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>jordiddles


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Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.51861 del
is it dead again yet


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.51890 del
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It's always someone else's fault


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Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.51914 del
>>51913
if by rebranded you mean
>>51861 yes
then ye rebranded
actual site died
threads gone
new site new name new data
the 64 curse struck again
all these 64 chans be superman 64


Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.51915 del
>>51913
>>51914

It got "Yonker'd" ie. it's borken.



HIS NEW ALBUM IS OUT NOW!!! Scmoler Records 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No. 51816 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
HIS NEW & LATEST MUSIC ALBUM IS OUT AND AVAILABLE NOW!!!

Album: “Diaper Lover”
by Jordan Rivera aka. Mittens
Schmoler Records - a LTN Company
Album Length: 49' 17"
Genre: Retro Diapertronica

*** YouTube Album Playlist Link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V4b7P8jZwLDg1Jwfs5zNJKW

01 - Let Me Lick Your Skidmarks
02 - It's Raining Bullshit Tonight
03 - Welcome to the Shitshow
04 - The Shadow of My Wiener (The Stalker)
05 - Takin’ a Shit on the Company​’​s Time
06 - I'm Gonna Shit On Your Lawn
07 - (I Took a Shit at) Red Lobster

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Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.51862 del
lol k mans upped his game again


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.51874 del
>>51862
He has been very positively productively busy lately, hasn't he?

Lovin the "I Licked My Own Poop" album, Geordie. Some of your best. Be proud. It's selling like diapers flying off supermarket shelves!!!


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Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.51908 del
>>51874
>>51905
a number 2 hit in the making



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Hello! Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No. 51825 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am making a checklist, on how to identify if an account belongs to Poopcat.

He is known to use alt accounts maliciously, and I want to help people know how to identify when an account belongs to him, so they can block him(if he's been blocked on previous accounts), reported(if he's ban evading), or banned(if he enters a Discord Server full of minors)

>SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY, PLEASE(also image unrelated)
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Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.51868 del
opposite talk below
>>51856
1st, geordie isn't here. he's too retarded to make acronyms
2nd, i'm blimpsquid's brother. i'm the one that made the acronym for CORRUPTED

notice how geordie never posted

because he left
Edited last time by spacey on 04/23/2026 (Thu) 22:33.


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.51875 del
>>51868
I thought Geordie was dead?
I know because he said so.


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.51878 del
editing my posts won't make you cute buddy


Amelia Board owner 04/24/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.51883 del
>>51878
Not saying hi to me makes me offended


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.51888 del
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OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
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Amelia 04/01/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.51623 del
>>51620
"I taste crime" (licks poop)


Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.51866 del
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has anyone seen this man
he was hanging around outside a catascata daycare and his presence was making the little boys nervous
any reports please tell catascata pdd pd


Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.51869 del
>>51866
>has anyone - ACK!
>he was - ACK!
>his pre - ACK!
> any - ACK!!

Go misgender someone else, dude. And AISlop? Ridiculous.


Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.51872 del
>misgender
megans back little boys
heshe gonna uwu yo poopoo
megan diddles rivera gonna scareya


Diapers4Eva 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.51873 del
>>51866
>>51872
So hot and sexy real-life photos ❤️❤️❤️



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Muddy Megan Anonymous 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No. 31118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
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Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.51709 del
>>51700
The part that gets me is the ninja howl, to stop playing possum.


Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.51711 del
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>>51700
>>51709
"Toilet Bowl Ninja"?


Amelia 04/18/2026 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.51794 del
>>51709
ye lol
hoop earring used taunt
its super effective


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.51814 del
>>51711
>>51735
Idk Klimbert, that thread died here tbh. I can see the 9chan archive. These threads were way funner.
https://archive.ph/HR4gR
Idfk why I linked a pokemon instead of the toilet man one.
Edited last time by lemonz on 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:33.


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.51823 del
>>51814
Thanks.
Amazing History that never ends.
Thanks, Shatcat.