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Muddy Megan Anonymous 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No. 31118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
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Amelia 11/17/2025 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.50692 del
>>50682
I was always a pedophile, now get back in. Is what you meant.


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Amelia 11/18/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.50719 del
It's happening again...


Amelia 11/19/2025 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.50748 del
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Lord of Diapers 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.51562 del
>>50719
>>50748
He.
Never.
Changes.





Trump 02/20/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.51429 del
>>51428
Aaaaaaan naked child aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yummm
Munch munch munch


Amelia 02/21/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.51430 del
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Amelia 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.51431 del
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>>51430
Just chomping on a nice fresh warm diaper, my chíld... a freshly tariff'd one.


Amelia 03/26/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.51556 del
>>51429
pleasekill yourself for saying that


Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.51561 del
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>>51556
>kys
"Kiss your sister"
Don't mind if I do... [Licks lips]



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Amelia 02/24/2026 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No. 51439 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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5fd3 03/06/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.51455 del
>>51449
Kys klim


Amelia 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.51515 del
>>51442
the average bantculture user probably doesn't even know who geordie is. carmenonstream was like the swan song for the true culture of /bant/, the board is a completely different entity now


Amelia 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.51519 del
>>51515
ye its qa now
which means 24 hour trannies and blacked porn
bpreddy gay


Amelia 03/26/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.51555 del
true culture isn't recording someone without consent and threatening them cuz they liked fiction


Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.51560 del
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>>51555
>>51555
>>51555
PDD trips check'd

>fiction
100% pure opposite talk.



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Klim is Now a Drawfag macker boyett 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No. 49634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]
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Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.51550 del
None even cared about the pedo idea they both wanted extreme situations. Guess, it kills me not to know they were both as bad as diddlers. And the end of the internet.


Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.51551 del
BUT THIS BOARD WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN=


Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.51552 del
>>51532
I make three. But the devil of identification in your grooming grounds counteract us. We are unwittingly doing you a favor to dodge that bullet you seek.
<pedos get the meadows


Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.51553 del
>>51527
>aj
Lol.


Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.51559 del
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>>51553
>aj
Andrew Jackson?
Anonymous Jordan?



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Amelia 11/07/2025 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No. 50525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.
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Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.51546 del
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in short. Why would his decisions provide me and his trolls to come back to us. Despite it all lol.


Amelia 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.51547 del
I also don't question why this is our current thread but, we never questioned board logic anyway.


Amelia 03/26/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.51554 del
>>51539
not jordan


Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.51557 del
>>51554
I'm Jordan. Who tf are you.


Amelia 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.51558 del
>>51554
not klim

>>51557
Must be Carmen



I just took the biggest shit ever, it just kept going for a solid five minutes. I have never felt so cleansed
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Amelia 03/08/2026 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.51459 del
>>51450
1
who did you take it from
2
will you give it back


Amelia 03/14/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.51488 del
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Amelia 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.51492 del
>>51488
do you think hes finished pill tasting or is it still a hobby


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.51495 del
>>51492
>'hobby'
As he says, he is not an amateur.


Amelia 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.51521 del
>>51495
true
when you do anything enough you get to be an expert
like pedoing little boys
he a grade a on that one



Everyone on this board talks weirdly and posts weird pictures!
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Amelia 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.51491 del
>>51481
its a tough one
the button mushroom cant penetrate
but a bullet aint guaranteed to give you a permanent infection


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.51496 del
>>51489
RUDE!!!


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.51498 del
>>51491
I'm not about that life. Death is easier. Reminds me of the loving reaper comics. Not that igaf I just like the artwork. Since Diddles killed my muse. And I went all out Malk. I'm scaring everyone in the opposite way Diddles does.


Amelia 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.51500 del
>scaring everyone
By still posting.


Amelia 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.51520 del
>>51498
>Since Diddles killed my muse
was your muse cammy
or the atmosphere in the piss closet
or diddles laptop
or the walls in his house



OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
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Amelia 03/10/2026 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.51465 del
ai was a mistake episode 379613
lol
https://vocaroo.com/1aXl1Tmb14go


Amelia 03/11/2026 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.51466 del
>>51465
I have poured bleach directly into my ears after listening to... to "that"...


Amelia 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.51468 del
>>51466
>>51465
New ringtone, hmu.


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>>51477
>>51477
>>51477
100% Authentic



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Mittens Exposed macker boyett 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No. 47897 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I sacrificed the innocence of my childhood memories to see how Mittens would respond. I may have enabled this retard, but at least it confirms some damning shit. A corroborating source says what Mitten claims is NOT bait. I was hoping I could get this nigger to cope and be anti-contact at the very least and then progress to dropping the pedo shit altogether, but I am too lazy and biased to be a therapist long-term. I cannot gain anything from this guy. He probably will not change.
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Amelia 02/10/2026 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.51403 del
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>>51402
jordiddles manuel retardera
i told you already
that dont work here
save it for the little boys and retards

you are not capable of pretending you are someone else in a way that can fool adult minds


JeffEpstein 02/11/2026 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.51405 del
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>>51402
All 25,067 of us tardstalkers on here know that is only (You), Klim.
JMR is way too cool to post on here anymore.
He is way too busy for this lamo site, anyway. He has a life [jerking off to little boys f/t must be very tiring for him...]


Amelia 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.51424 del
>>51402
This hack, is gonna reveal some eerie shit about your post history.


Amelia 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.51427 del
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>>51405
>JMR is way too cool to post on here anymore.
>He is way too busy for this lamo site, anyway. He has a life [jerking off to little boys f/t must be very tiring for him...]
OOF!



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discussion Amelia 02/13/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No. 51418 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is child porn awesome?


Amelia 02/13/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.51419 del
youre obviously looking for jordiddles
go here instead >>>/ethernet/


Amelia 02/13/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.51421 del
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>jordiddles