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Klim is Now a Drawfag macker boyett 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No. 49634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]
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Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.51315 del
>>51305
Don't say that I'm not gonna stop til I'm content. And when I honestly focus I won't. I deleted my own post because it isnt perfect.


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.51317 del
I'm losing it over this simple design.


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.51318 del
>>51317
These won't work unless it's a shirt. How did a hat complicate.


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.51319 del
I have my own canvas and material. Am I going pdd? Or losing confidence in myself.


Amelia 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.51322 del
So my acrylic is still good. Now It's about design. Fuck. DIY i question.





Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.51310 del
>>51309
see
all those lies
so this >>51279 is almost certainly a lie as well
by the boy diddler
to cover for all the things he has done
arguing with reality dont work diddles
lol


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.51311 del
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>>51309
>using slurs wont make you tough
im sorry bro
i dont have conversations with minors where they can tell me right and wrong
how was i supposed to know lol


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.51316 del
>>51311
I can call my coworkers niggers all. I can make gay jokes and hit on girls. All I hearing is no wonder you get no bitches lolol. You say stupid shit and win stupid response.


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.51320 del
>>51309
Oh you're talking about leather? I have that material too. I t d I s last and is water not resistant.


Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.51321 del
>>51320
I meant it lasts and endures water. Not my thread. But I over complicate when it comes to what I want tbh.



Amelia 12/30/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No. 51185 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
can you raid this pedo game: arras.io
browser game with no registration, just pick an imaginative username and let the other team shoot you for experience.
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Amelia 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.51236 del
>>51235
damn bernie gets everywhere huh


Amelia 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.51237 del
>>51236
Burn Niggers?


Amelia 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.51278 del
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Jordan has developed a new game to play


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Amelia 01/21/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.51306 del
>>51237
sir
it is nie gores
why the way you are interpreting this name is very racist sir
please do not to be doing this



OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
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>>51184
>>51197
i didnt adjust the text but hows this


Amelia 01/01/2026 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.51205 del
>>51204
"Shit" lol


Amelia 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.51225 del
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Amelia 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.51259 del
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live from the jenk den


Amelia 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.51265 del
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>>51259
Poor Megan



Everyone on this board talks weirdly and posts weird pictures!
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Amelia 10/16/2025 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.50252 del
>>50240
>Fuck you, Klim.
>Fuck you, Klim.
>Fuck you, Klim.


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Amelia 12/30/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.51183 del
I still don't understand and won't why I could call my dog a lil nigger. But can't people.


Amelia 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.51202 del
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Remember what Amelia says...


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Amelia 11/07/2025 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No. 50525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.
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Amelia 12/30/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.51193 del
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>>51179
As Poopcat would say, "re-pad myself"...


Amelia 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.51198 del
Off topic or on topic. This the retard box after all. Where have you guys been hanging out lately. I've been told kohlchan went down according to krautchan. And other noise. I've also lost interest in rotmg.


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Amelia 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.51228 del
>>51198
this >>51199 but unironically and with less furshit
i mostly post here or in the comments sections of youtube videos
was putting up signposts in where winds meet but the boss levels got too difficult and i had to turn retard mode on to beat them and got so ashamed of going from beating sekiro to being a games journalist that i uninstalled



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Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
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Amelia 12/24/2025 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.51152 del
>>51150
Word.


Amelia Admin 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.51208 del
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More movie.
Sonatine on Saturday.
At 8:00 and 20:00 UTC
- 3am and 3pm EDT (US East Coast)
- 7pm and 7am (on Jan 4) AEDT
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Amelia 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.51209 del
>>51208
>beat takeshi
fuck it im in
should be a ride


Amelia 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.51212 del
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>>51208
The soundtrack is fucking awesome.


Amelia 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.51214 del
>>51208
Original dub is better. God forbid it has english subtitles



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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

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anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.46869 del
Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens El Macker Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques:

'''https://rb.gy/oxxjt7'''


anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.46896 del
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>>42118
There is no y'all, there is no we. So end me yourself you coward.


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POTUS 2024 Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No. 34819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.

Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
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macker boyett 08/03/2025 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.49448 del
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I just landed a massive shit.

ama


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>>49448
What did it taste like?


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Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.51030 del



Excerpt from Poopcat's diary: CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No. 33432 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).

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Anonymous 05/15/2025 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.47711 del
>>47676
You're white


macker boyett 05/15/2025 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.47712 del
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>>47672
>>47675
>>47711
Everyone called macker boyett is White, nigga


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Amelia 10/17/2025 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.50271 del
>>50254
>Jordan killed Amelia

Yup. 100% accurate and true.

The Canon Lore does. Not. Lie.


Amelia 12/10/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.51076 del
>>33432
It's now entered into the official Canon Lore.