macker boyett
04/29/2025 (Tue) 12:30
[Preview]
No.46975
del
Please note: “Klim” has received this legal advice:
“Their accuser (aka. ‘Yonkers’ et al.) is publicly acknowledged as a "Vexatious and Frivolous Litigant", and as such their spurious accusations are considered legally Contemptuous, and therefore their false claims will not be further legally acknowledged in any Jurisdiction.”
Can you just imagine Yonkers sitting in the stand in Court, as a witness for the Prosecution?
[Prosecutor, talks quietly to Judge] My Client has been independently examined by five separate psychiatrists, and each one of them has declared him to have a sub-70 IQ, being that of an idiot.
[Judge to Prosecutor] If your Client wishes to speak publicly in Court, I cannot legally prevent him. Continue.
[Prosecutor to Yonkers] Were you able to identify the Defendant from the Police line-up?
[Yonkers] ALL of them were Klim!
[Prosecutor] Can you point out the Defendant in the Courtroom right now?
[Yonkers] Him [points] and Him! [points] All of them! [Points to his own mother] And him! [points across the entire courtroom]. ALL of them are Klim!
[Defence Barrister] Objection, Your Honour. The witness just pointed to a seeing-eye dog.
[Yonkers] EVERYONE IS KLIM! ALL OF THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Judge] ORDER! Err... what is your evidence against the Defendant?
[Yonkers] I just know it is Klim AAAAA…
[Yonkers, pointing at the Judge] You, grey-haired old man with a beard and glasses; YOU are KLIM! You MUST be! [Launches himself to physically attack the Judge]
[Judge] SILENCE in Court! Prosecutor, please advise your client to control and behave himself in this Court, or I shall hold him in Contempt.
[Yonkers, restrained by two court security officers] I HATE YOU KLIM... YOU DID THIS TO ME... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[Judge, Prosecutor and Defence Attorney look at each other in silence...]
[Judge] Case dismissed.
[Judge, whispering to his Clerk of the Court] I should have sentenced him to serve a minimum of 90 days in a secure psychiatric facility. But...
[Yonkers Mother physically launches herself to attack the Judge] LEAVE MY SON ALONE!
[Judge] ORDER! Order in my Court! For such contempt, I Sentence BOTH of you to serve a minimum of 90 days in a secure psychiatric facility, with no access to any electronic devices. You are hereby both declared as "Vexatious and Frivolous Litigants". CLEAR THIS COURT!
[Yonkers and Carmen dragged off in handcuffs, screaming incoherently].
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