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Jordan Carmen##bwnPR0 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No. 26237 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
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Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.26297 del
Sexual identity issues about your own mother, anon?

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.26310 del
idk if mexican heaven has internet so how would she read that
ok ok no need to be pedantic
she died trying to clean the poop sofa and you dragged her corpse into the piss closet
is that better

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.26343 del
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Poor Carmen.
Poopcat KILLED his own mother!

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.26427 del
This question needs to be asked - and answered:

Why doesn't Jordan want his mother to know what he has been doing online? She pays for the family's internet connection. She has a legal right to know.

Is he embarrassed that she would know? Would he punch her again?

All she needs to do is speak with the ISP, would would happily give them a list of all the internet activity from their account. Details including dates, times, locations visited etc.

Why does Jordan not want his mother to know where he visits online? What is he trying to hide from her?

Does he actually realize that he is committing hate crimes?

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.26428 del
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We know.

Bro, is Macker literally commenting on his own thread?

That is SO fucking pathetic, oh my God.

(If you're wondering how I got here, Macker sent me a link to this board during a heated argument. If he's gonna claim I'm "stalking" him, then he can fuck off)
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Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.26082 del
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Yes indeed, thank you. We all know it is called "Loli-TV" now. You keep telling us, anon.
Thank you for correcting us all, which you are right in doing.

Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.26084 del
>repeating yourself
i hope you die in a car crash

Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.26089 del
That's not a nice thing to say to your boyfriend, anon.

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.26391 del
geordie talking to himself again

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.26426 del
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It is well known that Yonkers etal masturbates whilst reading posts bout himself. No larp.

making a doc guide about geordie's history byte##ryLiNI 04/11/2024 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No. 26028 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.26421 del
Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights


JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie/Shittens etc.

(NOTE: Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).

(*) Jordan Manuel Rivera is an obese delusional Mexican mentally-retarded “Special-Needs” house-bound forever-alone (now-20yo) ChrisChan lolcow, with a diagnosed PDD mind of a pre-schooler, who lives in his own imaginary fantasy world (ie. he does not co-operate with reality, and demands everyone to believe his magical world and ‘friends’ are real), with zero social-skills, and honestly believes he does nothing wrong (ie. no concept of consequences), and will disagree with anyone about anything he either does not understand or does not want to know about (he must be seen as 'right' in everything, and blames everyone else for his own failings), and who is in total denial about it all.
PROOF (Source: from his own mother, Carmen Bautista, January 2022):
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
OR ~
Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ [Embed] (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

(*) His PDD prevents him from understanding and/or accepting that he has PDD and how it negatively affects him.

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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.26422 del

(*) Mentally and socially incapable; Remains unemployed and unemployable; Lives at home; No personal responsibilities/consequences; No housework/domestic chores; No cooking, washing or washing up; No need to own or drive a car; No need to be educated; No need to pay Tax; no need to support household financially; Not allowed to go outside alone; No friends or interpersonal relationships etc.

(*) Father (Hector) divorced his mom and left the family. No strong male role model.

(*) Is abusive, violent, angry, hostile, aggressive, negative, racially abusive, inhospitable. Shows racial hatred; “KYS”; “Fuck off and die” etc. Yell; Flip out; screaming etc.

(*) Slapped his mother attempting to steal her phone to use when his got removed.

(*) Cannot discern his fantasy world from reality; Creates imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds; insists they are real. Eg. “Flufferians” etc.

(*) Posted his own penis (nb. Very VERY small micropenis aka. ‘Button Mushroom’)/genitalia/ass without being prompted (not once but TWICE+), then blamed someone else made him do it.
Note: he did this when he was underage, therefore he posted CP in public.

(*) Caught masturbating on chat/discord threads TWICE.

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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.26423 del

(*) Admitted his alleged ‘companies, corporations and businesses’ are fake, fanmade and dreams; in other words: they do not exist, although he spent years attempting to convince people they were real.

(*) Claims to live in a magical kingdom called “Watnai” and lives in a treehouse; Lives in Macker City; lives in Burbank CA. Demands everyone to believe him.

(*) Doesn't detect sarcasm. Doesn’t understand irony. Doesn't ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond his comprehension. Takes things literally. Does not recognise criticism, mockery, or insults for what they are. ie. classic signs of high-stream Autism.

(*) Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious.

(*) Very short attention span; unable to read thru and/or comprehend long wordy posts; his Autism will pick out only one word or phrase to highlight, ignoring the context of the rest of the post.

(*) Denial of his Mexican heritage. “I am White / I am American / I am English”)

(*) Lives in a household of Illegal Immigrants (“There is no border”), including ‘Rose’ (with photo.)

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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.26424 del
THE REAL REASON WHY JORDAN (aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Macker/Megan/Shittens etc.) HAD TO LEAVE LIVING IN YONKERS NY.

It is time to reveal why Jordan and his family were forced (by his actions) to leave their home and friends in Yonkers and move to PA.

Of course, Jordan would not want this information to be publicly known, and he will no doubt claim it's all a lie and never happened, as a feeble attempt to save himself from embarrassment.

In short: Jordan thought it would be 'fun' to play what he called “The 'Look at my Pee-Pee' Game” in front of some small children at the local playground.

Police were called, arrests were made, and statements and photos were taken.

What he found the most personally embarrassing was when one of the children pointed and laughed, and said, “My baby brother's is bigger than that.” (Yes, that is in the Police report).

After this incident, Jordan's family made the decision to move interstate to PA, where they believed the local Police would not have a copy of his reported activities.

Unfortunately, with his ongoing “flashing” activities, both locally and online, his activities are known to local Police authorities as well.

We all here wish this was a laugh, a joke, a larp. Sadly, it is not. We wish we could cite our authentic sources, but for their personal safety, we refrain from doing so. Let's just say that “they are someone close to the inner family circle”.

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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.26425 del
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His mommy, Carmen

sage Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No. 25924 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Holy shit, just delete this board.

Also I thought Thyla was gone? Isn't she on a list?
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Sage 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.26241 del
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Oh this is so hot right now

Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.26245 del
Real saging is putting it in the email, newfag

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Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.26390 del
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geordie while you in the deleting threads mood will this one be next lol

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geordie discord retardation pt.2 Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No. 12604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
yonkers is off his meds again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY [Embed]

For anyone wondering; the server this happened is in the description of the youtube video.
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Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.23672 del
I'm the person who told you many times on the other site that "this is an anonymous imageboard". There's a bigger clue to my identity actually, as I used to post in your threads on Bant and that had flags.
Of course, my trail is too subtle for someone with PDD to hunt it down.

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.26344 del
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.26346 del
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I was in a pub once, had a shit that was barely under the time-limit; a real photo finish, iykwim. I shotgun blasted that toilet into oblivion. There was a clear delineation of where the seat was raised splattered on the back wall and even the sides of the stall. The backsplash hit my ass and I was quite unhappy about that. Even my legs got hit a little. I ended up duck-walking to the sink and just grabbing a handful of paper towels to take out most of the muck, but I literally forgot to flush so some poor fuck had to go in there at some point and see ground zero. I don't envy his job, but also I kind of wish someone had captured his expression. I went home commando that day, it was so bad.

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.26364 del
>be me
>go to take a shit
>sit on the throne for easily 20 minutes, and just can’t shit
>can feel the turd pushing against the inside of my asshole
>say fuck it and just take a shower
>while in the shower I get an idea
>soap up finger and stick it up my ass
>feel something hard but not very big
>get my finger behind it and pull it out of my ass, it hurts a little
>suddenly I lose control of my bowels and a torrent of yellow-green liquid shit forces it’s way out of me
>it burns
> I drop to my hands and knees with my front half hanging over the edge of the tub
>after a solid minute if shitting it ends
>it takes me a few more to recover and stand up
>shower as well as myself covered in liquid shit
>I can only describe the smell as “sour”
> turn shower up and hose myself down before stepping out to get some cleaner from under the sink

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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.26419 del
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I just landed a shit that was so massive; it was the size and shape of Florida... I practically had to stand up to deliver it... seriously, Norse Sagas will be written about it.... I knew it was gonna be huge when I had to strip naked beforehand... fists clenched, body sweating and shaking... it seriously smelt like rotten prawns left laying out in the mid-summer sun for a week... it had glowing eyes of corn as well (I dunno when I last ATE corn - FUCK!) It stood up and was so long it nearly toppled out of the bowl, which I thought was gonna crack... I gagged - violently. My neighbors called out, worried I might need an ambulance. I think I tore something inside - Jesus. I had to stomp that fucker down with MULTIPLE flushes. Plus I ran out of paper. Afterwards, I just sat shivering on the tiled floor in the shower, sobbing. No more Scottish family restaurant food for me for a while, I think... just thought you should know about my day...

new account lol Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No. 23738 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.26404 del
>umm, i-i don't care if you draw an adult in nsfw.. bb-but, if you DARE to touch a cub chawacter!! i will NOM ON YOU
jesus christ, how about saying that to people who fetishize 9/11 and other serious events instead of harassing people SIMLPY FOR LIKING FICTION.
>I-I tried warni-
Fuck off, holy shit.
Double fuck off. Let people be people. Let kids be kids. Let paraphiles be in their OWN space, but not like, on youtube lol.
Idfk why you bother attacking either miors drawings nsfw, or adults drawing fuckin cub

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.26407 del
That wans't even revenge porn. Just crack shit.
Because I "love" your oc in the sense of being owned by a more responsible/less bitchy person, but no i probably can't make my OWN tank character because of you. Fuck off.
>m-m-mafcker's a pe-
No, I am not.
Telling you to stop harassing minors for doing things they can't help over isn't fucjking pedophilia nor encouraging any 'philia. Also it's not like anyone's asking for fucking dick pics (unlike geovanny castillo).
Plus they told you to mind their own business, yet you refused that. THat's an example of overstepping BOUNDARIES.
Nobody stalked or harass you, we simply told you to stop and you refused, again.
Yes I fucking said they don't represent shit because it doesn't. Also we in 2024, not fucking "la la land" where "anything comes to life" like your delusions. Like... shut up.
If I draw a damn moon being fucked then by god, it's not gonna fucking crush me, or blind me with its sun.
You act like I'm a "holocaust trafficking person" or whatever you're babbling about, realy, and it's sad.
No, it isn't okay for anyone to fuck up my actual canon.

Also, what character did you mean was "5 years old"? Rintoo?

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.26409 del
>bringing up shakespearean in arguments
Not a good look.

Also thyla, I linked it ironically. Not because you were told to put your shitty sense in it.

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.26418 del
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How rude

Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
King Lear (1.1.123)

[no geordie zone]
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.26411 del
>why isn't anyone responding to my creepy comments from an elderly person like me?
Figure out why you're so hated on.
The owner turned 18, they are not underage.
Also if you know who owns it why not try to research it? Oh wait you don't because you don't care since you still talk in ebonics again

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.26413 del
Either way, the star cat character *is* owned by me, plus it's been neglected over time by mr. star spangle bangles.

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.26416 del
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>mr. star spangle bangles.
What a 'Special' guy Macker is

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Why has Jordan Manuel Rivera avoided this genuine question? : >>26365

Since Macker believes "fursonas dont represent real people" and thinks it's okay to draw porn of fursonas(representing real people) without their consent.

let's use this thread to post gore art/edits of HIS fursona, also without his consent, because "fursonas don't represent real people". And if Macker complains, he's a hypocrite.
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.26405 del
Boy, if you still have the delusion of "it represents a real person" to everyone else, then my god get HELP.
there is no such thing as a real person in a character, god damn. like, if i draw catnap the person who designed it isn't gonna attack me, asshole. my god, fuck you.
Also, I don't have any "sona". I simply have CHARACTERS, as opposed to you calling them personas. We aren't the same.
He denied the wrongdoings because he knows it isn't true, idiot.
And yes, the gore drawings WERE (and still are) unwanted. It's also NOT CANON.
Because flufferians don't fukcing have blood or flesh in them, especially not fucking organs. Do I need to tap the sign about how they're made of magic and candy, in FICTION?

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.26406 del
Yonkers’ “Flufferians” Official ©️®️™️ Canon Lore

[x] “Fluffer” (ˈflʌfə ): a person employed on a pornographic film set to ensure that male actors are kept aroused.
Source: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/fluffer#:~:text=(%CB%88fl%CA%8Cf%C9%99%20),Collins%20English%20Dictionary.

[x] A “fluffer” is a person who prepares the actors for their participation in pornography roles
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

“I imagine ‘Fluffer Ian’ to be a fat balding man in his 40s who works on gay porn shoots whacking off the stars between scenes”.

This is now confirmed as Official©️®️™️ Yonkers/Poopcat/Macker/Mittens Canon Lore.

“So Mote It Be”

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.26412 del
No. that's not canon.
The real canon is that flufferians are fictional species created by me, and they are consisting of big ears, long tails, and bouncy movements too. There's different forms of a flufferian, one can be small, another can be uh... tall? (still short), and the third is a big form. mostly consisting of monobutt people.
they are always made of candy, cotton candy, and probably other products of candy.
it's probably rare to find a non-edible flufferian, but just ab out all its species is edible.

it doesn't mean your shitty pornographic definitions that you found on the internet like a retarded cunt. No, there isn't any "Ian" guy either.

Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.26414 del

Macker's particular combination of PDD Autism renders him incapable and unable to appreciate anyone else's point-of-view. Therefore he has no compassion, no empathy etc.

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Oh Poopcat. You have let us all down here today. You replied angrily to shitpost bait, rather than choose to just ignore it. You failed yourself again. Everyone here is deeply disappointed in you, Yonkers, for doing the opposite of what you should do. What is worse is that you have let YOURSELF down. Now everybody here knows that you are not only a complete fool, but a fucking retard. Be proud of your massive failure today.

It's clear the twice-weekly Psychotherapy Groups (or, as you call them, “Play Groups”) you attend are doing nothing to help you. Just cooperate with them, and you will feel better.

Got this from mordy himself before I blocked him
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Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.26302 del
What does Jordan hope to achieve by posting conversations with other minor attracted people? All it proves is that he is building a network of pedos.

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.26303 del
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He loves the attention.
He craves attention.
He is so lonely for anybody to be his friend, whoever they are or what the believe.
It's that simple - and that fucked up.

We can't wait for his pure PDD autistic retard sperg rage response to all of this latest shit revealing what he's done... oh, don't forget the screaming denials, outright lies and childish delusional bullshit etc etc.

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out Autistic paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 🙄

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.26324 del
who? what minor attracted persons?? i don't fucking like maps.

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.26332 del
>what minor attracted persons
Both of you.
>i don't fucking like maps.
Then why are you making friends with other minor attracted people?

Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.26337 del
You are friends with Klim. You are always talking about him and responding to all his posts. You are convinced Klim is a MAP, aren't you?

"RUNKEN" var på pälsarkonvent, jag har beställt något han gillar från Tyskland som han kommer få i brevlådan!
Jävla pervo!

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Anonymous 04/10/2024 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.25833 del
Another Geordie style website.
do not click.

Och rävbögen bara runkar till sitt djurskit! Daniel 04/11/2024 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.26063 del
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För han har inget liv!


Gå och ta livet av dig din feta jävla autist!

Tidningsrelisen i Tekniskans elevtidning om aspergerfjanten! LULZ! Mats Levin 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.26188 del
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Bara så att alla vet vem han är och hur CP-skadad i sin aspergerhjärna han är!

Jävla aspies ska ha nackskott som de skabbrävar och pissråtter de är!

Runkande rävbögen Rutger!
En fet och sinnessjuk furtard utan något liv!

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.26282 del
How about you go on to fucking DIE. LEAVE MY FUCKING PICTURES ALONE.

Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.26291 del
Classic PDD response.
Thanks for taking the bait - yet again!