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#X+zrZv 05/15/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.52147 del
>>52099
<durrr i will take everything regarding fiction as serious as possible
'ill yourself. Let people like fiction, you fucking dictating snob


#X+zrZv 05/15/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.52148 del
>>52105
<as bad as it is i will fantasize irl people doing irl relations with irl parents
'ill yourself
you didn't confirm anything btw stay mad


Amelia 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.52152 del
>>52147
>>52148
>>52150
Please accept our apologies from all of us here, but your three posts are indecipherable. No one here is fluent in your "PDD-Autism" language, and none of them make any sense to us.
If you could repost them in standard English, then someone may then be able to respond appropriately.
Thanking you for your continuing support for this Forum.

- Harold Larwood, Bowler.


Amelia 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.52159 del
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>>52148
>i will fantasize irl people doing irl relations with irl parents
lol tardo you literally just said the opposite in the post before
>'ill yourself. Let people like fiction, you fucking dictating snob
what changed in that minute poo lord
>>52149
ikr
that reminds me

news
picrel
little boy dont go without me
the adult man want to talk to you in private
ugh ugh cant lose contact with the minor
uwu


Amelia 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.52160 del
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>>52159
ROFL
DIDDLES THE TARDO HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FOR DIDDLING!

Perhaps he should just go back to his home: https://endchan.org/ethernet/



HIS NEW ALBUM IS OUT NOW!!! Scmoler Records 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No. 51816 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
HIS NEW & LATEST MUSIC ALBUM IS OUT AND AVAILABLE NOW!!!

Album: “Diaper Lover”
by Jordan Rivera aka. Mittens
Schmoler Records - a LTN Company
Album Length: 49' 17"
Genre: Retro Diapertronica

*** YouTube Album Playlist Link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V4b7P8jZwLDg1Jwfs5zNJKW

01 - Let Me Lick Your Skidmarks
02 - It's Raining Bullshit Tonight
03 - Welcome to the Shitshow
04 - The Shadow of My Wiener (The Stalker)
05 - Takin’ a Shit on the Company​’​s Time
06 - I'm Gonna Shit On Your Lawn
07 - (I Took a Shit at) Red Lobster

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Arnold Layne##SAY7BM 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.52052 del
>>52051
FUCK! I forgot the link... fuck this strong batch of Jenkem!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9n4vNK_YVU [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9n4vNK_YVU [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9n4vNK_YVU [Embed]


Amelia 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.52054 del
>>52051
>>52052
>>52053
Holy shit. That sure must have been some pretty fucking strong Jenkem, Arnold!!!



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Klim is Now a Drawfag macker boyett 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No. 49634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]
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Amelia 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.52062 del
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i was playing this game called where winds meet
its a free chinese spyware sekiro thing
and i got annoyed because some fat ugly retard attacked me and it was exactly like diddles tryna brown pound me
anyway i beat him and later on i met this guy in picrel
im starting to think they just getting their ideas from this board


Amelia 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.52064 del
>>52062
People must assume it's all real, like Diddles does.


Amelia 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.52104 del
>>52064
autism a hell of a drug


Amelia 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.52153 del
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>>52149
Please cf. >>52152 and >>52104


Amelia 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.52161 del
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KLIM
NO
STOP



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Amelia 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No. 50908 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happened to Yonkers fucking shit I missed that
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! 05/15/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.52150 del
>>52101
<N-no! Wait! Just because I make, SICK, UNWANTED SCAT JOKES to someone that's NOT into it doesn't mean I should be threateneed!!!

This is WHY aliens don't visit us


Amelia 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.52155 del
>>52151
This is WHY aliens don't visit us
God no, I don'ts needs no JMR looking ass nigga trying to probe my ass for delicacies out my sphincter.


Amelia 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.52158 del
>>52150
aliens dont visit us because you already got the market on abducting boys and anal probing them sealed up bro
>>52155
this



Minors Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No. 51653 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They make sexy art and OCs! I will fuck those!
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Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.51938 del
>>51918
Rape, paedophilia, stalking, grooming, promoting racial violence etc are NOT a joke, Jordan, you sick fuck!


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.51939 del
>>51938
Look who's talking


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.51941 del
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>>51939
your taste in boys keeps getting younger diddles


Amelia 04/26/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.51943 del
>>51939
Yoinkres shat in my fishtank.
That just ain't normal, Nigger.



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little boy spotted
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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.50141 del
>>50129
kill yourself this minute k man
you diddled me when i was a little boy just like i diddled cooper and boys as young as 10 and therefore you might diddle other little boys
and that takes away from my collection
i want all the little boys
signed totally not diddles rivera


macker boyett 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.50191 del
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macker boyett 10/13/2025 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.50205 del
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>>50186
Poor Mittens: unwanted, unloved, starved of attention...


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Amelia 11/07/2025 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No. 50525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.
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Amelia 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.52081 del
>>52063
most people step in the shit and just try to wipe it off
it take a special kind of person to not be immediately disgusted by the turd and examine it to be able to define what kind it is
most brown retards are just brown retards to the public


Amelia 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.52089 del
>>52081
I was the brown retard all along.


Amelia 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.52102 del
>>52089
we all were


Amelia 05/10/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.52107 del
>AND TO CLARIFY:
To the retard box I go.
>while yes I can post things that I don't always do, you won't see me often post my art on here, because, for a place like dA, it can kinda be scary on a public website...
It's spooks out there, just hide in the retard box.
>maybe hopefully I can make these somewhere else. Though, I'm not necessarily anything too special
I'm the sped, now. Be gone heretic.
aside from being an artist, and another career outside this website, it should be known that I am mainly a private artist, since at least 2010s, and it should stay that way. more info to come on my time
>Regarding Favorites and Why I do:
Now, as per ongoing situation If I favorite something from anybody (even if they're outside my mutual list) it's either because I find your art cute, or interesting, or visually entertaining; it is not for any compilation, I am just favoriting these for fun, because I want to, and it isn't to be 'exposed' or 'stalked' at to spaces. If you do stalk and shame at me for this (along with any reasoning)
>I WILL laugh at you. No exceptions
I say this and never realize I'm looking into a mirror.
Edited last time by lemonz on 05/10/2026 (Sun) 21:17.


#X+zrZv 05/15/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.52149 del
>>52107
do you ever do anything that's not stalking people's profiles. pathetic, pointless



OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
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Amelia 04/30/2026 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.52001 del
>>51999
>>51999
>>51999
TARD TRIPS CHECK'D!


Amelia 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.52035 del
>>51999
arrhea


Amelia 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.52086 del
>>52035
fucking gross i hope you genuinely have your throat and heart slit


Amelia 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.52095 del
>>52086
Such a sexy erotic love note, Diddles!
Quick... rub one out in your excitement.
Mittens will swallow...


Amelia 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.52101 del
>>52086
thats a bit of an overreaction diddles
just because you lick logs instead of drinking diarrhea
that dont mean i should be treated so aggressively
so i forgot your poopoo preferences
it happens
like shits lol



Tribute Music Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No. 34416 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board
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macker boyett 10/08/2025 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.50162 del
>>34422
I don't like it when women flash me because it feels like it's degrading to them. I don't like when he flashes me because it feels like its degrading to me.


macker boyett 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.50182 del
>>50162
When he flashes, there is physically nothing to see 😆😄🙊😜🍄


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Amelia 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.52098 del
>>52071
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H26sGfnFFvw [Embed]



Excerpt from Poopcat's diary: CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No. 33432 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).

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Amelia 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.52077 del
>>52076
>>33432
>>52054

Annoying: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtzWRQt-vv8 [Embed]

Klim is My Dad: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZjVQvwJt-Eg [Embed]


Amelia 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.52080 del
>>52076
>>52077
the real diddles only drops logs
this must be fake


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Amelia 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.52087 del
>>52077
Now Diddles gotta release a diss track.


Amelia 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.52092 del
>>52087
>Diddles dizzy track
Is 2'27" of farting count as a 'dizz track'?