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Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No. 21819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

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anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.46869 del
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Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens El Macker Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques:

'''https://rb.gy/oxxjt7'''


anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.46896 del
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>>42118
There is no y'all, there is no we. So end me yourself you coward.


macker boyett 05/03/2025 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.47226 del
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>>46896


Amelia 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.51206 del
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POTUS 2024 Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No. 34819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.

Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
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macker boyett 08/03/2025 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.49448 del
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I just landed a massive shit.

ama


6cbf5 08/03/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.49451 del
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>>49448
What did it taste like?


Amelia 11/23/2025 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.50878 del
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>>49451


Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.51030 del
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>>46965


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Golden Diaper Award Amelia 12/08/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No. 51021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The winner of this year's "Golden Diaper Award" goes to...


Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.51026 del
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>>51021


Amelia 12/09/2025 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.51027 del
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Amelia 12/10/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.51075 del
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>>51021
>>51026
>>51027
And the nominees are...


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macker boyett 09/05/2025 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No. 49861 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can someone get me in contact with Macker on discord? Or a server he's in? I'm a big fan.
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Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.50454 del
>>50451
>either you and your fucked up "friends" stop stalking and quit the internet, fuck off, and move on.
>your friends
>move on
Why would we do that?


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.50455 del
We are stuck in purgatory. I'm certain you're not familiar with spades. But you bet to high so I'm gonna sandbag you up and down all day and night til you quit.


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.50456 del
>>50455
poogatory


Amelia 11/05/2025 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.50457 del
>>50455
>we
Multiple Personality Disorder spotted.
He's finally cracked, Precious.
We wonder who will get the blame for it, Precious...


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Jampacked is Kill anonymous 03/08/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No. 44840 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
JAMPACKED IS KILL

With the death of both Mittens and Kitty God (by Macker himself), his infamous webcomic "Jampacked" is kill.

It will never be completed.

https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Jampacked!_(web_series)
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anonymous 03/26/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.45211 del
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>>45203
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIGvYqB74nY [Embed]


Amelia 10/30/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.50389 del
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>>45199
>>45206
His Diaper guards are pure PDD Autistic Funtism


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>>50389
This is PURE nightmare-causing shit... what was diddles thinking?!?


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.50397 del
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Well... it looks like our Mittens is willing to go out and play his special games with his young friends in any weather... he is so very eager to please.


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macker boyett 06/24/2025 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No. 49041 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Microsoft Copilot on yonkers.
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Amelia 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.50318 del
lol the pdd is acting up
i said pedo not para
just because you got a lot of both dont mean its interchangeable


Anon 10/22/2025 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.50322 del
"acti-"
Its called scolding because you really are, by definition, illiterate.
Nope, don't have disorders


Amelia 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.50325 del
>you a illiterate
>also i aint got paraphilias because the word is sth i change the definition so all the paraphilias i got dont count and it only apply to a few which i say i dont have but do have anyway
lol do that word have a different meaning in spanish or sth bro


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>>50325
>I changed the Definition
Congrats on your appointment to the Board of the Oxford English Dictionary, Geordie!
Such boastful success for you!
Yo momma must be proud.


hey Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No. 34899 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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>>45045
you know this emoji looks kind of like my favorite pooperhero


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Amelia 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.50287 del
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>pacifically


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>>50287


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New? Mittenjak? PaiPenpeki 07/08/2025 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No. 49175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Been a while since I made mittenjaks, here's the latest one! Soon I'll dump every jack edit I've made of mittens and his gang, so be on the lookout!
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Everyone is Ameila 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.50236 del
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I am Amelia... and so is my wife! The PDD tells me so. That's the PDD I caught from diddles, who is now dead, as she killed himself again.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.50242 del
So what. The theem song also got a dislike (for some fucking reason, and I partly see why - due to the audio being mixed a little 'weirdly')
And it got labeled as a "theme song" by accident, it was just an instrumental 'prototype' (i wasnt gonna finalize her because of the shitty name) and frankly I've almost lost all interest in the Martin Marvila Milkers (her name is very spelled dumb like a kid's crappy show in kinemaster.) character, and if itplanned to be remade, it might not be cruddy anymore.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.50243 del
>>50236
You're not worth reasoning about. Your life is terrible as is.

Enjoy, creep.


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>>50243
Such a hot sexy love note


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macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No. 49961 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
cobson fucking won
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>>50112
check the ingredients
someone might be slipping you the jordan juice with symptoms like that
is it brown stuff composed of barium
the chemical often used in enemas


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>>50127


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.50130 del
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>I have one repetitive joke and style of expression based off 2018 soyboys that don't even exist now
At least name it troonjak party/the tarty and make new original characters like Mutt. There's not a drop of soylent left anymore; the well's dry. Stubble & glasses are irrelevant.


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It's the fault of the Poop Demon.


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.50140 del
>>50128
thats what it look like when diddles turns the enema machine up to maximum
he keep going until it all come out yo mouth
stomach contents and bowel contents
his dream
poor little boys


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Mycket skrämmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nära skola! Conny Johannesson 06/20/2024 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No. 31341 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!

Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.

– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.

En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.

"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.

— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.

Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.

"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument

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LSS är folkförräderi! Vi på SiVo 05/26/2026 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.52323 del
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Handikappade och feta autistiska svin som får hjälp
med att torka sig i baken av personliga assistenter
och som får allt de pekar på!

Stekta sparvar som flyger in i munnen och
autismanpassade transporter!

Leksaker och senaste hemelektroniken!
X-box och pokémon och gosedjur
med hål i baken!

Utlandsresor med jetflyg i 1:a klass världen
runt för att vräka sig på lyxhotell och proppa
i sig mängder med mat och dyrka avgudar!

Fy fan vilket svineri!

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😡Ja, han psykfallet ute på Backagården i Finja!😡 Vi på SiVo 05/26/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.52325 del
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Den enorma fettmaklumpen på 200 kilo som luktar skit som en jude och som barn blev knullad av Anders Malmström och andra pedofiler på Statena och därför i sina aspiga sinnessjukdomar av zoofili tror att han är en fucking räv!

Mikael Alfred Rutger ”RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG” Westergren 750218 3614 har fyllat sin zoofila CP-furry-blogg med en massa skit om rävar i andra livet och vargkramande och pälsbögerier och det där psykfallet som också tror att hon är en räv - ”Saab Mongo” - som är lika CP-skadad i hjärnan som fittveganen Greta Thunberg och då tvunget ska vara uppmärksamhetshora i medierna och sprida furryskit över allt och att den autistiska och lönnfeta pälsbögen i Finja propagerar på sin furrybög-blogg med all jävla krigspropaganda och fascination för kulblixtar och kottar och noshål och bomber och granater som ”RUNKEN PÄLSBÖG” tycker är viktigt att visa hela världen och att bry sig om att vurma för jävla räliga fåglar och fan och hans mormor av allt zoofilt bjäffande av Haldolstolpiller och gå runt med en sergaldildo från Bad Dragon uti fisan och göra djurläten för att vara unik furrybög med asperger!

Dårhusjon!

Backagårdstöffe!

Djurrättsterrorist!

Pälsbög!

Sveriges roligaste psykfall!

Bara så att han vet om att Hitler gasade mentalt svaga personer!

Bara inte judar som dör av gas!

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Olof Palme gick på bio! 😁 Vi på SiVo 05/26/2026 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.52326 del
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Olof Palme gick på bio!
Tra la la la laa, tra lal lal laa!

Han kom ut strax efter tio!
Tra la la la laa, tra lal lal laa!
Skottet brann, blodet rann!
Olof Palme - han försvann!

Olof Palme gick på bio!
Tra la la la laa, tra lal lal laa!
Lisbeth såg pistolen blanka!
Tra la la la laa, tra lal lal laa!
Strax därefter blev hon änka!
Tra la la la laa, tra lal lal laa!

Mördarn sprang, han försvann!
Tunnelgatan bytte namn!

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Amelia Admin 05/27/2026 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.52327 del
Couple of things:
1. You are not okay mentally. Get help.
2. I can't be arsed to look through all this to determine which counts as "animal crush" which is illegal in the US, so I might just nuke the whole thing.
3. Seriously. You are not well. Please for your sake, seriously for your sake, recognize this fact and seek solution.


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