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New? Mittenjak? PaiPenpeki 07/08/2025 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No. 49175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Been a while since I made mittenjaks, here's the latest one! Soon I'll dump every jack edit I've made of mittens and his gang, so be on the lookout!
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Everyone is Ameila 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.50236 del
I am Amelia... and so is my wife! The PDD tells me so. That's the PDD I caught from diddles, who is now dead, as she killed himself again.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.50242 del
So what. The theem song also got a dislike (for some fucking reason, and I partly see why - due to the audio being mixed a little 'weirdly')
And it got labeled as a "theme song" by accident, it was just an instrumental 'prototype' (i wasnt gonna finalize her because of the shitty name) and frankly I've almost lost all interest in the Martin Marvila Milkers (her name is very spelled dumb like a kid's crappy show in kinemaster.) character, and if itplanned to be remade, it might not be cruddy anymore.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.50243 del
>>50236
You're not worth reasoning about. Your life is terrible as is.

Enjoy, creep.


Amelia 10/16/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.50245 del
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>>50243
Such a hot sexy love note


Amelia 10/16/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.50246 del
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little boy spotted
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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.50135 del
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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.50141 del
>>50129
kill yourself this minute k man
you diddled me when i was a little boy just like i diddled cooper and boys as young as 10 and therefore you might diddle other little boys
and that takes away from my collection
i want all the little boys
signed totally not diddles rivera


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macker boyett 10/13/2025 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.50205 del
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>>50186
Poor Mittens: unwanted, unloved, starved of attention...



Tribute Music Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No. 34416 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board
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macker boyett 05/14/2025 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.47664 del
ye option c
reality break
you dont diddle
so you aint got diddled
nothing happened to anyone
bigu innocent
lol
not the option i would have chosen to be honest
but i aint got diddling to hide so ye


macker boyett 10/08/2025 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.50162 del
>>34422
I don't like it when women flash me because it feels like it's degrading to them. I don't like when he flashes me because it feels like its degrading to me.


macker boyett 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.50182 del
>>50162
When he flashes, there is physically nothing to see 😆😄🙊😜🍄


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cobson fucking won
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macker boyett 10/05/2025 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.50127 del
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>>50112
check the ingredients
someone might be slipping you the jordan juice with symptoms like that
is it brown stuff composed of barium
the chemical often used in enemas


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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.50130 del
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>I have one repetitive joke and style of expression based off 2018 soyboys that don't even exist now
At least name it troonjak party/the tarty and make new original characters like Mutt. There's not a drop of soylent left anymore; the well's dry. Stubble & glasses are irrelevant.


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.50138 del
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It's the fault of the Poop Demon.


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.50140 del
>>50128
thats what it look like when diddles turns the enema machine up to maximum
he keep going until it all come out yo mouth
stomach contents and bowel contents
his dream
poor little boys



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Mycket skrÀmmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nÀra skola! Conny Johannesson 06/20/2024 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No. 31341 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
De uppehÄller sig i nÀrheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
sÀger förÀldrar!

FörĂ€ldrar i ett samhĂ€lle i Sacramento County Ă€r pĂ„beredskap efter vad de sĂ€ger Ă€r djurutklĂ€dda individer – sĂ„ kallade furries.

– prydda med sataniska symboler som anlĂ€nder till en park bredvid en grundskola nĂ€r barn kommer ut.

En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det Àr runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.

"Hela den hÀr veckan har jag gett upp allt jag mÄste göra," sa Williams.

— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra förĂ€ldrar.

Den senaste veckan har furries anlÀnt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.

"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument

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AUTSIM ÄR INGEN JÄVLA URSÄKT! Vi pĂ„ SiVo 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.51162 del
Autister ska hÀngas till folkets spott och hÄn!


VARGAR HAR FAN INTE NÅGOT EXISTENSBRÄTTIGANDE! Vi pĂ„ SiVo 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.51163 del


AllmĂ€nt My Mum Died In The Holly! 😁Detta Ă€r en rolig lĂ„t som handlar om en judes familj und Vi pĂ„ SiVo 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.51164 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mFWPAYCUCI8 [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=umUtL4Q02Oo [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gruW7HIPeK4 [Embed]


Varför mÄste Mikael Westergren knarka?! Vi pÄ SiVo 12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.51165 del
Varför mÄste Mikael Westergren knarka?!
Det Àr dÄligt och olagligt att knarka!

Mikaels psykdoktor Sixten Arozenius förser Mikael med knark mot att Mikael lÄter Sixten knulla honom i röven som den bögjÀvel han Àr!

AlltsÄ om Mikael Àr sÄ sjuk i hjÀrnan sÄ han tror att han Àr en rÀv och tycker att djur ska ha rÀttigheter och att vara en fucking furry Àr normalt

- sÄ har han fatalt misslyckats med sitt liv och har bara sjÀlvmord som enda utvÀg!

Ditt jĂ€vla knarkarsvin, sluta att ta din jĂ€vla medicin!😡
FĂ„ en noja och ta ditt liv!😁
SjĂ€lvmord Ă€r kul pĂ„ alla vis!đŸ€Ł



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jordan is in a gc on discord with this furry minor, he constantly hits on them and has drawn art of their pfp in a diaper. he knows they're 17 btw

shoutout cuhcord
shoutout john (you know who you are)
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macker boyett 09/06/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.49878 del
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>>49864
Does that make me...


macker boyett 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.49889 del
>>49878
How terrible
What a terrible Mittens.
Wears no pants.


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.49950 del
>>49783
honestly i'm surprised that this one is so old. i assumed he was only interested in the pre-pubescent ones.


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.49953 del
>>49950
Must be that he jerks the button mushroom imagining they is 5 years younger than they is.


macker boyett 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.50032 del
>>49950
maybe its a cooper situation where the boy is just so heavily retarded
and has a voice like a little boy
and prolly got button mushroom
so its close enough for diddles to go for it
also this >>49953



making a doc guide about geordie's history byte##ryLiNI 04/11/2024 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No. 26028 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
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mocker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.49955 del
>>48262
Who said the what about why now how?!

"Diapers for Jesus Ministries Inc. (Watnai)" (DFJM)


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.49956 del
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>>49955
>>49955
>>49955
Poop Lockable dub dubs check'd


macker boyett 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.50026 del
>>26097
LOL at waiting on her return
perhaps she can finally speak before december, no? maybe we can make it like shmorky "leaving" the internet again?


macker boyett 09/21/2025 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.50027 del
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>>50026
>replying to ancient posts
So hot right now.
Bravo.


macker boyett 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.50028 del
>be diddles
>mock someone who cant let go
>do it over a a year later
lol
also
>namedrop his fellow diddler shmorky



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lainbees archive Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No. 43 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
get it?
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macker boyett 08/27/2025 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.49712 del
>>49709
Kinda figured from the hair color, but it was close enough. While you're here would you mind adding to our collection. And draw lainbee? We'd appreciate it tbh.
Don't mind >>49710 Jordan tends to leave this thread alone.


macker boyett 09/09/2025 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.49925 del
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>>49712
Sure, have a doodle.


macker boyett 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.49926 del
>>49925
Noice
Now... she needs to wear a large poofy diaper, to be board-appropriate [laffs]


macker boyett 09/16/2025 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.50009 del
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macker boyett 09/18/2025 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.50022 del



Why does the coprophagiac cat have a youtube channel with gay furry child porn on its banner and profile picture?
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macker boyett 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.49764 del
>>49753
Thanks, Diaper Guard


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macker boyett 09/03/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.49785 del
>>49759
who's talking about pedophilic desires
he only mentioned that internet's not made for kids at all


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>>49785
>he
It's MA'AM!


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whats this place?
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macker boyett 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.49936 del
>>49934
The Diaper of Hatred has thus spoken his hatred.
Ironic.


macker boyett 09/13/2025 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.49943 del
Why can't we bring back serial killers. Everyone is a mass shooter all of a sudden.


mocker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.49951 del
>>49943
>Serial killers
Just remember, Yoinkres has personally murdered
* Mittens
* Kitty God
* Macker
* Starukko

How many others are there, that are not even known?!?


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.49952 del
>>49951
i hear carmen is still rotting in the piss closet


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.49954 del
>>49952
Those carb soda piles are set hard like cement in there now