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Can someone get me in contact with Macker on discord? Or a server he's in? I'm a big fan.
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Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.50454 del
>>50451
>either you and your fucked up "friends" stop stalking and quit the internet, fuck off, and move on.
>your friends
>move on
Why would we do that?


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.50455 del
We are stuck in purgatory. I'm certain you're not familiar with spades. But you bet to high so I'm gonna sandbag you up and down all day and night til you quit.


Amelia 11/04/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.50456 del
>>50455
poogatory


Amelia 11/05/2025 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.50457 del
>>50455
>we
Multiple Personality Disorder spotted.
He's finally cracked, Precious.
We wonder who will get the blame for it, Precious...



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Jampacked is Kill anonymous 03/08/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No. 44840 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
JAMPACKED IS KILL

With the death of both Mittens and Kitty God (by Macker himself), his infamous webcomic "Jampacked" is kill.

It will never be completed.

https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Jampacked!_(web_series)
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anonymous 03/26/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.45211 del
>>45203
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIGvYqB74nY [Embed]


Amelia 10/30/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.50389 del
>>45199
>>45206
His Diaper guards are pure PDD Autistic Funtism


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.50395 del
>>50389
This is PURE nightmare-causing shit... what was diddles thinking?!?


Amelia 10/31/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.50397 del
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Well... it looks like our Mittens is willing to go out and play his special games with his young friends in any weather... he is so very eager to please.



Microsoft Copilot on yonkers.
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Amelia 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.50318 del
lol the pdd is acting up
i said pedo not para
just because you got a lot of both dont mean its interchangeable


Anon 10/22/2025 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.50322 del
"acti-"
Its called scolding because you really are, by definition, illiterate.
Nope, don't have disorders


Amelia 10/22/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.50325 del
>you a illiterate
>also i aint got paraphilias because the word is sth i change the definition so all the paraphilias i got dont count and it only apply to a few which i say i dont have but do have anyway
lol do that word have a different meaning in spanish or sth bro


Amelia 10/23/2025 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.50326 del
>>50325
>I changed the Definition
Congrats on your appointment to the Board of the Oxford English Dictionary, Geordie!
Such boastful success for you!
Yo momma must be proud.



hey Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No. 34899 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.45045 del
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anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.45057 del
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>>45045
you know this emoji looks kind of like my favorite pooperhero


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Amelia 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.50287 del
>pacifically


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New? Mittenjak? PaiPenpeki 07/08/2025 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No. 49175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Been a while since I made mittenjaks, here's the latest one! Soon I'll dump every jack edit I've made of mittens and his gang, so be on the lookout!
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Everyone is Ameila 10/16/2025 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.50236 del
I am Amelia... and so is my wife! The PDD tells me so. That's the PDD I caught from diddles, who is now dead, as she killed himself again.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.50242 del
So what. The theem song also got a dislike (for some fucking reason, and I partly see why - due to the audio being mixed a little 'weirdly')
And it got labeled as a "theme song" by accident, it was just an instrumental 'prototype' (i wasnt gonna finalize her because of the shitty name) and frankly I've almost lost all interest in the Martin Marvila Milkers (her name is very spelled dumb like a kid's crappy show in kinemaster.) character, and if itplanned to be remade, it might not be cruddy anymore.


a 10/16/2025 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.50243 del
>>50236
You're not worth reasoning about. Your life is terrible as is.

Enjoy, creep.


Amelia 10/16/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.50245 del
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>>50243
Such a hot sexy love note


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little boy spotted
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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.50135 del
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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.50141 del
>>50129
kill yourself this minute k man
you diddled me when i was a little boy just like i diddled cooper and boys as young as 10 and therefore you might diddle other little boys
and that takes away from my collection
i want all the little boys
signed totally not diddles rivera


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macker boyett 10/13/2025 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.50205 del
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>>50186
Poor Mittens: unwanted, unloved, starved of attention...



Tribute Music Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No. 34416 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board
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macker boyett 05/14/2025 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.47664 del
ye option c
reality break
you dont diddle
so you aint got diddled
nothing happened to anyone
bigu innocent
lol
not the option i would have chosen to be honest
but i aint got diddling to hide so ye


macker boyett 10/08/2025 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.50162 del
>>34422
I don't like it when women flash me because it feels like it's degrading to them. I don't like when he flashes me because it feels like its degrading to me.


macker boyett 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.50182 del
>>50162
When he flashes, there is physically nothing to see 😆😄🙊😜🍄


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cobson fucking won
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macker boyett 10/05/2025 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.50127 del
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>>50112
check the ingredients
someone might be slipping you the jordan juice with symptoms like that
is it brown stuff composed of barium
the chemical often used in enemas


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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.50130 del
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>I have one repetitive joke and style of expression based off 2018 soyboys that don't even exist now
At least name it troonjak party/the tarty and make new original characters like Mutt. There's not a drop of soylent left anymore; the well's dry. Stubble & glasses are irrelevant.


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.50138 del
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It's the fault of the Poop Demon.


macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.50140 del
>>50128
thats what it look like when diddles turns the enema machine up to maximum
he keep going until it all come out yo mouth
stomach contents and bowel contents
his dream
poor little boys



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Mycket skrämmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nära skola! Conny Johannesson 06/20/2024 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No. 31341 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!

Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.

– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.

En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.

"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.

— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.

Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.

"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument

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HEJA LARS OHLSSON! LARS OHLSSON GÖR RÄTT! Vi på SiVo 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.51639 del
AK4! AK5! HATA MER! MEJA NER!

VEGANJÄVLAR HAR ASPERGER O JÄVLIGT TRÅNGA KALSONGER SOM BEHÖVER HÄVDA SIN ASPERGER GENOM GNIDA IN DJURENS AVFÖRING I ANSIKTET PÅ ALLA KRISTNA O NORMALA MÄNNISKOR!

VEGANJÄVLAR SKA HA EN HAGELSVÄRM I ANSIKTET

- SÅ ATT DERAS MORSOR O FARSOR ENDAST KÄNNER IGEN DEM PÅ KALSONGSTORLEKEN!

RÄTTFÄRDIGA MÄN SOM LARS OHLSSON GER FURRYSAR O TERIANER EN KÄRVE BLY!

Människan över djuren!
卐 HEIL LARS OHLSSON! 卐
Yiff in Hell! Furfags!


Allmänt KUKEN O FITTAN SKULLE SPELA FOTBOLL – KUKEN VANN MED ÅTTA NOLL! Vi på SiVo 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.51644 del
STÅLSKODA KÄNGOR STAMPAR PÅ JUDENS HUVUD SÅ JUDENS HUVUD SPRACK O DEN ASPERGERSJUKA JUDEHJÄRNAN RANN UT PÅ FOTBOLLSPLANEN!

VITA SKINHEAD HULLIGANER HEILAR O HÄNGER NEGERN HÖGT I LYCKTSTOLPEN O PRISAR GUD GENOM ATT TÄNDA ETT KORS PÅ FOTBOLLSSTADION!

KRYSTALA HAR STORA O FETA PATTAR MEN SMIRRE-PIRRE DEN BÖGEN ÄR FÖR FEG ATT VÅGA KLÄMMA KRYSTALA PÅ PATTARNA!

SMIRRE-PIRRE DEN BÖGEN GÅR O KNULLAR EN GET I RÖVEN FÖR DET ÄR DET ENDA SÄTTET DET KAN GÅ FÖR DEN LÖNNFETA O AUTISTISKA PÄLSBÖGEN!

SMIRRE-PIRRE DEN BÖGEN STOPPAR SIN PÄLSIGA ASPERGERRÅTTEKUK I LILLA LIAMS TIGHTA SKITHÅL O CONNY DET PARANOIDA BÖGTROLLET FÅR CP-DAMP O GÅR IN PÅ MALMÖ LIVE MED EN AK4 O DÖDAR ALLA PÄLSBÖGAR FÖR HAN TROR ATT DE OXO ÄR TROLL PÅ SP-CHAN SOM SMIRRAR SMIRR I HITLERN O BJÄFFAR PÄLSDJUR I ANALEN O DYRKAR DJÄVULEN O ÄR BESATTA AV ASPERGRDEMONER O KNARKAR HALDOL O RISPERDAL EFTER ATT DE HAR BLIVIT KNULLADE I SINA ASPERGERRÖVAR AV SINA PSYKDOKTORER!

SMIRRE-PIRRE ZOOFIL ÄLSKAR VARGAR!

TROMB HÅRIG VARG MED TVÅ HÅL I NOSEN PISSAR I EN FLASKA O DÅ BLIR SMIRRE-PIRRE SÅ GLAD!

SMIRRE-PIRRE GILLAR ATT DRICKA VARGPISS UR FLASKA O RUNKA KUKEN TILL ZOOFILPÖRR PÅ BJÄFFAFINITY!

卐 卐 卐 HEIL LARS OHLSSON! 卐 卐 卐

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Den perverse kommuntjänstemannen! Smirre räv bjäffer 04/02/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.51646 del
Assar Nilsson är pedofil, han har våldtagit sin egen 12åriga son - varpå sonen begick självmord och Assar Nilsson den dumme fan är stolt över vad han har gjort!



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jordan is in a gc on discord with this furry minor, he constantly hits on them and has drawn art of their pfp in a diaper. he knows they're 17 btw

shoutout cuhcord
shoutout john (you know who you are)
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macker boyett 09/06/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.49878 del
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>>49864
Does that make me...


macker boyett 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.49889 del
>>49878
How terrible
What a terrible Mittens.
Wears no pants.


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.49950 del
>>49783
honestly i'm surprised that this one is so old. i assumed he was only interested in the pre-pubescent ones.


macker boyett 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.49953 del
>>49950
Must be that he jerks the button mushroom imagining they is 5 years younger than they is.


macker boyett 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.50032 del
>>49950
maybe its a cooper situation where the boy is just so heavily retarded
and has a voice like a little boy
and prolly got button mushroom
so its close enough for diddles to go for it
also this >>49953