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Amelia 11/07/2025 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No. 50525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.
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a 06/11/2026 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.52407 del
opposite talk below
>>52388
see how immature you're acting? by editing my comments you're proving that you're a sad, sick pathetic person that doesn't see errors in their actions; so thats why you misgender and call everyone you dont like at all a 'pedophile', give it up fag

>durrr archive
your "archives" are fucking stupid and edited, it's clearly fake. stop trying to hype
Edited last time by spacey on 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:02.


Amelia 06/11/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.52411 del
>>52407
no diddles
i said archive
like this
https://archive.is/Ix39W
each time you got caught tryna diddle little boys another archive page got added
like i said one that cant be faked
now do you get it lol
hey remember when you changed your name on youtube to pedo
https://archive.is/yvZFU


Amelia 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.52412 del
>>52407
>
>see how immature you're acting?
uh oh
hands off the button mushroom diddles
i might seem like im 5 years old in my head lol but when you find out im an adult and not one of your minors you only gon get disappointed
>by editing my comments you're proving that you're
right
ye ikr
>a sad, sick pathetic person
if im sad and sick and pathetic i better groom some little boys
thats what people like that do aint it
>that doesn't see errors in their actions;
laughing at a retarded boy diddler
das rite i see no error in that
>so thats why you misgender
diddles are you back on the tranny juice

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Poop Pope 06/11/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.52416 del
>>52411
https://archive.is/Ix39W
>Pamp City
Insanity reigns strongly for our beloved Duke Diaper... SEVEN YEARS and counting.
Still as delightfully deranged as ever.


Amelia 06/11/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.52420 del
>>52416
https://vocaroo.com/1dwGBqjaKSoU [Embed]



Minors Amelia 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No. 51653 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They make sexy art and OCs! I will fuck those!
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Amelia 05/22/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.52174 del
>>52173
groomed boys
licked poop
beat cammy
the usual


Amelia 05/23/2026 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.52175 del
>>52173
The part that gets me is throwing the baby into the air lol. I'd throw my own kin under a bus to avoid encountering Diddles. I'd be
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z3d7y1YrPvg [Embed]
>what did you do
>is it the cops
>is it the irs
>is it the mafia
<worse I interacted with Jordan. And he's coming.


Amelia 05/27/2026 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.52328 del
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Oh my... He has killed himself again, hasn't he...


Amelia 05/29/2026 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.52329 del
>>52328
Please leave "The Colon of Sauron" (as he is know by among his LOTR fandom) alone!!!


Amelia 06/03/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.52335 del
>>52329
>tries to create an image "Colon of Saron"
>Internets breaks and crashes



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Amelia 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No. 50908 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happened to Yonkers fucking shit I missed that
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! 05/15/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.52150 del
>>52101
<N-no! Wait! Just because I make, SICK, UNWANTED SCAT JOKES to someone that's NOT into it doesn't mean I should be threateneed!!!

This is WHY aliens don't visit us


Amelia 05/15/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.52155 del
>>52151
This is WHY aliens don't visit us
God no, I don'ts needs no JMR looking ass nigga trying to probe my ass for delicacies out my sphincter.


Amelia 05/16/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.52158 del
>>52150
aliens dont visit us because you already got the market on abducting boys and anal probing them sealed up bro
>>52155
this


Amelia 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.52169 del
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This explains SO much, doesn't it?
No wonder Jordan murdered him.



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Klim is Now a Drawfag macker boyett 08/20/2025 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No. 49634 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]
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Amelia 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.52062 del
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i was playing this game called where winds meet
its a free chinese spyware sekiro thing
and i got annoyed because some fat ugly retard attacked me and it was exactly like diddles tryna brown pound me
anyway i beat him and later on i met this guy in picrel
im starting to think they just getting their ideas from this board


Amelia 05/04/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.52064 del
>>52062
People must assume it's all real, like Diddles does.


Amelia 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.52104 del
>>52064
autism a hell of a drug


Amelia 05/15/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.52153 del
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>>52149
Please cf. >>52152 and >>52104


Amelia 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.52161 del
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KLIM
NO
STOP



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little boy spotted
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macker boyett 10/06/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.50141 del
>>50129
kill yourself this minute k man
you diddled me when i was a little boy just like i diddled cooper and boys as young as 10 and therefore you might diddle other little boys
and that takes away from my collection
i want all the little boys
signed totally not diddles rivera


macker boyett 10/11/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.50191 del
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macker boyett 10/13/2025 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.50205 del
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>>50186
Poor Mittens: unwanted, unloved, starved of attention...


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Tribute Music Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No. 34416 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board
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macker boyett 10/08/2025 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.50162 del
>>34422
I don't like it when women flash me because it feels like it's degrading to them. I don't like when he flashes me because it feels like its degrading to me.


macker boyett 10/10/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.50182 del
>>50162
When he flashes, there is physically nothing to see 😆😄🙊😜🍄


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Amelia 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.52098 del
>>52071
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H26sGfnFFvw [Embed]



Excerpt from Poopcat's diary: CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No. 33432 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).

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Amelia 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.52077 del
>>52076
>>33432
>>52054

Annoying: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtzWRQt-vv8 [Embed]

Klim is My Dad: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZjVQvwJt-Eg [Embed]


Amelia 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.52080 del
>>52076
>>52077
the real diddles only drops logs
this must be fake


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Amelia 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.52087 del
>>52077
Now Diddles gotta release a diss track.


Amelia 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.52092 del
>>52087
>Diddles dizzy track
Is 2'27" of farting count as a 'dizz track'?





Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.51861 del
is it dead again yet


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.51890 del
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It's always someone else's fault


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Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.51914 del
>>51913
if by rebranded you mean
>>51861 yes
then ye rebranded
actual site died
threads gone
new site new name new data
the 64 curse struck again
all these 64 chans be superman 64


Amelia 04/25/2026 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.51915 del
>>51913
>>51914

It got "Yonker'd" ie. it's borken.



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Hello! Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No. 51825 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am making a checklist, on how to identify if an account belongs to Poopcat.

He is known to use alt accounts maliciously, and I want to help people know how to identify when an account belongs to him, so they can block him(if he's been blocked on previous accounts), reported(if he's ban evading), or banned(if he enters a Discord Server full of minors)

>SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY, PLEASE(also image unrelated)
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Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.51868 del
opposite talk below
>>51856
1st, geordie isn't here. he's too retarded to make acronyms
2nd, i'm blimpsquid's brother. i'm the one that made the acronym for CORRUPTED

notice how geordie never posted

because he left
Edited last time by spacey on 04/23/2026 (Thu) 22:33.


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.51875 del
>>51868
I thought Geordie was dead?
I know because he said so.


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.51878 del
editing my posts won't make you cute buddy


Amelia Board owner 04/24/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.51883 del
>>51878
Not saying hi to me makes me offended


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Muddy Megan Anonymous 06/17/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No. 31118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
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Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.51709 del
>>51700
The part that gets me is the ninja howl, to stop playing possum.


Amelia 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.51711 del
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>>51700
>>51709
"Toilet Bowl Ninja"?


Amelia 04/18/2026 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.51794 del
>>51709
ye lol
hoop earring used taunt
its super effective


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.51814 del
>>51711
>>51735
Idk Klimbert, that thread died here tbh. I can see the 9chan archive. These threads were way funner.
https://archive.ph/HR4gR
Idfk why I linked a pokemon instead of the toilet man one.
Edited last time by lemonz on 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:33.


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.51823 del
>>51814
Thanks.
Amazing History that never ends.
Thanks, Shatcat.




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