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news thread

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Golden Diaper Award

The winner of this year's "Golden Diaper Award" goes to...

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Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.

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This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.

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just raped thylatank ama

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Kl1m

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OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies

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What happened to Yonkers fucking shit I missed that

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POTUS 2024

Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.

Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.

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Klim is Now a Drawfag

KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc [Embed]

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Muddy Megan

>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.

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Can someone get me in contact with Macker on discord? Or a server he's in? I'm a big fan.

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I just took the biggest shit ever, it just kept going for a solid five minutes. I have never felt so cleansed

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Jampacked is Kill

JAMPACKED IS KILL

With the death of both Mittens and Kitty God (by Macker himself), his infamous webcomic "Jampacked" is kill.

It will never be completed.

https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Jampacked!_(web_series)

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Microsoft Copilot on yonkers.
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hey

this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?

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Everyone on this board talks weirdly and posts weird pictures!

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New? Mittenjak?

Been a while since I made mittenjaks, here's the latest one! Soon I'll dump every jack edit I've made of mittens and his gang, so be on the lookout!

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little boy spotted

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Tribute Music

Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board

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cobson fucking won

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Mycket skrämmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nära skola!

De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!

Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.

– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.

En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.

"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.

— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.

Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.

"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
från föräldrar som inte vill ha dem här," sa Williams.

Williams var oroad över osäkerheten kring individernas
specifika identiteter.

"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi
inte vet vilka de är,"
sa han.

Hans oro förstärktes ytterligare när han visades en suggestiv
TikTok från en av de djurutklädda personerna.

Williams sa att videon är av en djurutklädd person som
skjuter upp ett rum och vänder vapnet mot sig själv.

En annan förälder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de
djurutklädda individerna anlände under en tid på dagen då de flesta
små barn var ute i parken.

Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.

"Vi är medvetna om att de djurutklädda individerna,
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nära två av våra skolor",
och "furriesna bryter inte mot några lagar genom att
vara utklädda i en offentlig park.
Dessa parker är inte en del av skolans område."

Torsdag eftermiddag sågs en på campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklädd till ett djur lämnade campus men kunde senare
ses på andra sidan parken.



Williams upprepade oro från andra föräldrar som CBS13 pratade med.

"Jag förstår att det tekniskt sett inte finns några lagar som bryts,
men det är alarmerande att se videon och känna
till saker och ting", sa han.


Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fått några
samtal om service i närheten av Firestone Park,
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras
resurstjänstemän är kontrakterade
genom avdelningen.

Furries är allt annat än normalt och friskt och
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhälle!

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jordan is in a gc on discord with this furry minor, he constantly hits on them and has drawn art of their pfp in a diaper. he knows they're 17 btw

shoutout cuhcord
shoutout john (you know who you are)
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making a doc guide about geordie's history

i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing

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lainbees archive

get it?

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Why does the coprophagiac cat have a youtube channel with gay furry child porn on its banner and profile picture?

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whats this place?

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This board is dying!

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KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!


[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo

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Mittens information outdated?

Is the mittens stuff that was shared a while ago still accurate, or could he have moved?

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Does Shittens have a xitter or did he leave with all his fellow trxns queens?

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QeQ, what a dead nigger baby of a board

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Jordan: Genius

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i make more

more $$$ than you

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hehe hi mittens I just farted wanna sniff thylatank is not worthy of sniffing tho sry

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I just created a new board called/zx69/introvertbunker. There no captcha and the rules are simple and relaxed. If you want to post there go to the last page of board list and go to the bottom of it because the search engine doesn't work.

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Who in the living fuck is "Yonkers"

Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared

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Thylatank add me on 'cord?

ucksmayitfay. (with the period)
I am the person who has done a lot of Mittens exposing and interrogation lately. I will use a tripcode now. I want to add you if you need more evidence, but to be friends in general because you seem like a good influence.

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Anyone dead or alive in here?

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...

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Congratulations Jordan

Hugest Congratulations to Jordan!

It has only taken him SIX YEARS to finally figure out that...

if he stops coming to a site that is purposely-designed to mock him, then he WILL EXPERIENCE AND FEEL a WHOLE lot less angst!

IT'S TAKEN HIM SIX YEARS TO FINALLY FIGURE THIS OUT

Give yourself a pat on the back, genius.

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yonkers linked up with bladee?? this situation is absolutely insane

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A Gay Discord Moderator thinks he looks like Harry Reems XD

DramaticSpoo thinks he looks like Harry Reems to women! He thinks every girl thinks he's hot so he hates them! Do you think he looks like a porn star?

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JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL
ME APRESENTO SOU O PM AMIGO LEGAL
SOU O SEU PAPAI NOEL
SEU PRESENTE É BALA E ELA CAIU DO CÉU
50% AÇÚCAR 50% MEL

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What is Baraag?

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interesting game

https://www.torn.com/3680050
if you sign up using my ref link, I'll send you some money to get started.

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Mittens Exposed

I sacrificed the innocence of my childhood memories to see how Mittens would respond. I may have enabled this retard, but at least it confirms some damning shit. A corroborating source says what Mitten claims is NOT bait. I was hoping I could get this nigger to cope and be anti-contact at the very least and then progress to dropping the pedo shit altogether, but I am too lazy and biased to be a therapist long-term. I cannot gain anything from this guy. He probably will not change.

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So, Lemonz asked me to make a thread.

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Forgot I had these saved.

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YONKERS WITHOUT SIN = HERESY

>>22180
>ive obviously never fucking sinned.

Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM

“ If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. ”

Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin

HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM – how Ironic!

( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )

Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
“The Bible... says that ‘If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us’ (1 John 1:8).”
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/

"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html

"Is eternal security a “license” to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html

Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.

Job declared that man is “abominable and corrupt”, one who “drinks injustice like water” (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, “there is no one who does not sin” (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, “If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves” and "make Him a liar” (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, “none is righteous, no, not one” (Rom. 3:10).

John 8:7
“Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”

YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!

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Farting is Godly Work

Farting is Godly Work
- The Sacred Epistle According to Yonkers 12:7

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saw this in my subs box

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_9P4TugCaM8 [Embed]

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Does anyone have the full voice chat?

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i'm finally going to get around to uploading all of geordie's 2021 streams i could find to archive.org. issue is, some of the catbox links for the streams have since 404'd, so a lot of them remain lost, including the first stream featuring fig. i thought i had that one saved already but i can't find it on any of my hard drives, so i'm hoping that maybe someone else has that one or any of the other ones i can't find saved. i'm also planning on uploading all of the cuhcord videos i have saved soon as well

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What's poopcat's current deviantart? I want to see if his art's improved.

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Why is the coprophagia cat so bad at drawing?

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Is Jordan the one constantly spamming this site with CP?

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Mittens is way more bad than I thought and a liar! Tell me everything you know!

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What if Jordan's dad finds out y'all been taking shit?

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ancient games

anyone else playing very old games?
pic related, Final Fantasy 7 in Windows 98 VM.

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The Great Poop Prophet Hath Spoketh unto Thee

Read
Listen
Obey
Live

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Elysium

/elysium7

cancer server

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Operation: Shit Assed Tired

Let's bring Geordie's retard shit into real life. Make our boy into a legend apparel. All I needs. Is his cropped images and a confirmed screen printer site to order from. Of shirts or attire.

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So, Lemonz told me this. I am appalled, yet unsurprised(the endless threats and revenge porn)

I'm also ace(or think I am), so do with that info(and existing info) as you will.

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new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies

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Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.
Open

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>>31634

Wow, now your making accounts out of me to make it look like I said all of that. -_-
Open

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ronery

can someone be my friend please I am very lonely and fell into a bit of a depressing

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Hoi

How does endchan feel about Ongezellig?

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what

what the actual fuck is going on there

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Shit Geordie Says

Post all his inspirational screencaps.

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Jordan Working

Jordan:

How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?

Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?

Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?


inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc
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Jordan

I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.

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This is so true and I say it all the time.

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Yonkers buys Hitler merchandise.

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does yonkers have a discord?
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Good, hope that douche leaves everything for good and commits an hero with no funeral. He does not deserve to live.

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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).

➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)

Continued… 2/2

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Shitposting?
On baaa?
Nowai!
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Thyla go kill yourself douchebag

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Macker's comments

Poopcat

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Poopcat stalking another person

Poopcat harassing another person(MC), for not liking cub art.


it started when Poopcat got ahold of one of MC's old Inkbunny Posts, stating how all the cub art motivtaed them to leave, and won't stop harassing MC on other sites

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.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=5IF7-bhMKwM [Embed]
Gem... so much gem...
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how are you able to delete threads but we cant?

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Question Time!

This thread >>28607 has hit its limit, so it seems like a good a time as any for a new thread where all the questions Jordan has trouble answering can be posted. Here are the ones I've noticed give him difficulties so far:

How many minors are you in contact with?

Why are you in contact with all those minors, Jordan?

Did you ERP with Cooper in private?

What's the tax code for your supposed business?

What are the results of your IQ test?

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smth

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Hello, this is the Scatmanposter. I've returned 2 years later after hearing of the recent allegations against Yonkers. I'm going to be working on a video explaining the allegations in depth, looking into the validity of them, and explaining how none of this would have ever happened if he had just taken the Scatmanpill and drawn Scatman John
However, there's an issue! The evidence on this board is SCATTERED across different threads! Even the thread asking how many discord children he's groomed seems to be missing some screenshots!
So here's what I ask of you: ITT, post ALL the evidence you have against Geordie, no matter how minor or major. Just dump it here
I'd also prefer to keep Klimposting and Yonkers sperg outs to a minimum so the thread is more legible, but I doubt that's a realistic expectation so I won't force it too hard KEK
Anyways, see you all on Scaterday! Well maybe not next Scaterday, but definitely A Scaterday! Bi-ba-ba-ba-da-ba!

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MITTENS MACKER YONKERS WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS, FUCK YOU, I WORKED MY ASS OFF ON THIS ARTICLE AND YOU DELETE IT YOU FUCKING TROON, FUCK YOU

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My board /zx69/ introvertbunker got some thanks for posting. People you don't know it's a new board with minimal rules and no CAPTCHA.

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This is my name here now. Anyone else pretending to be me is a liar and faker.
I am busy making another video exposing Klim as the dirty old man that he is.
Macker was right about him.

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NEW BOARD

Please come visit and leave positive helpful posts at my new Board
https://endchan.org/ethernet/
https://endchan.org/ethernet/
https://endchan.org/ethernet/

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What did Geordie mean by this.

>Not to mention, the actual picture IS the original, and the anon traced it last year, retard... the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower.. completely nude. Not showing penis, but still inappropriate. That was when people wanted to ask who the fuck was Yonkers.
>the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower..
>the original just has me at the basement

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Klim was Mr Cruel

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look at my bird

look at my bird guys

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Yttrandefrihet!

Yttrandefrihet är att doxa och hänga en autistisk fåntratt som i sin infantila dumhet förnekar att han är en människa och anser sig vara en räv!

Rolig läsning om en skogstokig autist med fetma och som tror att han är en räv och inte en människa!

https://jmp.sh/JxBZ8UNZ

https://jmp.sh/r6rEUATD

https://jmp.sh/tZW6JFIs

Mer rolig läsning!

https://dumpen.se/2022/03/23/det-som-hande-i...

https://smirrigheter.blogg.se/

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