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AI ART THREAD

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aww, is your board dead already?

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>saves images of child models

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the "who let him back on 4chan" thread seems to have reached bump limit, so i'll use this thread for geordie updates now
archive of previous thread in case it dies: https://archive.is/ACAcs
updates: /b/ anons created a new /bant/ thread in hopes of getting him to fuck off. scetic spotted on /wsr/ asking for people to give him requests for yael, yoinkass is not pleased.
https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/16914143
https://boards.4channel.org/wsr/thread/1295069#p1295856

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poo poo pals lol
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disc

what is your discord yonkers? i want to have a talk to you

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poo guy where is your job

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Anyone can draw better than poopcat can. That is a fact that has been certified by all the independent fact checkers and the Science.

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Never you mind me just saving scraps from my thread on 9
>connection failed
Epic.
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stop talking about me. stop lying to me. stop lying about me. stop acknowledging any of your opinions and lying about me on 4chan. stop talking about me at all. i don't deserve trolls

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i wonder if jojo prays to the sainted y man on sundays when he at church

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A message is mandatory.

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Try out our new endchan frontend.
https://magrathea.endchan.net/baaa2/catalog.html
Our new look:
Go here and read the Site Announcements
https://endchan.org/

Thank you to the hardworking developers and everyone behind the scenes (odilitime Board owner) that make endchan great :^)

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NEW POOPCAT COMIC DROPPED

He's done it! he's finally done it! The new Poopcat comix has dropped! Check out his greatest-ever work!

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jojos musical heroes

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Jordan on video

Post the (preferably unedited) video of Jordan lip syncing to that cartoon theme song and also any other (preferably unedited) actual videos of Jordan if you have any.
Open

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C

THIS PLACE NEEDS SOME COLOR
Open

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is yonkers even still here or did his mom take his internet away?
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you're all fucking mean :(

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getterino

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>/baaa2/ - Jordan Manuel Rivera fanboard

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>weed bro

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Mittens Age Confirmed

MITTENS IS A CHILD - CONFIRMED

This image is not edited at all in any way. Yonkers posted this originally in 2022, and confirms what he has always denied:

MITTENS IS JUST 5 YEARS OLD!

PDZ confirmed.

Any questions?

No, didn't think so.

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lainbees archive

get it?

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today, february 13th, is geordie's 19th birthday (if i'm remembering correctly). say sonmething nice about him

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Did the poo man get a job yet?

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Is Klim really from Tasmania?

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Day 1

Day 1 of proving that anyone can learn to draw better than Yonkers.

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Ernest Becker

The Ernest Becker Anthropology Thread

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you WILL get sat on by my caked up cheeks

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is this you jackson?

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PDD?

I just had a strange thought:

We all know that Jordan's mom obviously lied about "Hiring a Private Detective" to track down and arrest his trolls etc, right? Nothing ever happened with that at all.

Well... hang onto your sphincters WHAT IF SHE WAS ALSO LYING ABOUT HIM HAVING PDD?!?

This totally blew my mind!

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it's been one year since carmenonstream

https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (1/8/2022)
say something nice about carmen

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Carmen Bautista General

Jordan's thicc mom with shit mental genes. Her son likes to take creepshots of her.

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I will start with 2 files of the I Ching.

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when i say stop talking about me i didn't mean it opposite.
I literally meant for you to keep me out of your mouth, especially since you like using wrong names.
i only respond to it just to correct your way of speaking/calling other names, or to shut you the FUCK up.

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Chonkers is at school right now. What do you think he's learning?

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s

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⁣⁣

fag
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i think the boy finally learned
there is a place for pzds and that place is lgbtwittqia
you know what
i wish him all the best

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Why does KKK go through a mental breakdown every time he is banned from 4chan?

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The /baaa2/ administration wishes you a Happy New Year!
I would post a picture of Mittens and his pals having a toast with champagne glasses in the evening, wearing party hats and fireworks in the background with the numbers "2023" big in the upper area, but for some reason Jordan didn't draw it.
Let's see what adventures the new year will bring us.

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PDD

All about PDD MonkeyMan ScreechTard the GoonBoy, the image is extremely relevant to this discussion.

Brought to you by, (Please thank our sponsor with a middle finger salute): Stanko Inc.

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Poopcat Omegle Chats

Gather 'round and come look at the grotesque abomination only known as the Poopcat!
https://archive.org/details/Poopcat-Omegle-Call-1
https://archive.org/details/Poopcat-Omegle-Call-2
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i miss the bant threads
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Merry Christmas, even if you don't celebrate it, like Poopcat (He's jewish).

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merry christmas /baaa2/

draw santa claus (pic related) to celebrate this wonderful holiday. it only comes once a year, so make it count
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i've soiled myself again

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who let him back on 4chan

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Is JayJay still on this board? Is he actually doing anything productive or fun, or just angryposting every day?

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Oops. Made a new thread... hello.
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News Update from Klim

News Update from Klim

It's official: Klim's bowel cancer is now officially in full remission!

No larp, honest.

Did Yonkers, our 'Cult Leader', cure me...? Hmmm...

I'd like to thank him for drawing attention to my baldness whilst enduring all the chemo etc... twas so very endearing of him. Dickhead.

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish bullshit bullshit bullshit (welcome to reality, Jordan)... his retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…

(PS. You know it's the real Klim by the tripcode “Klim##SAY7BM” … Fuck the haters!) 😏

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Everyone but Chonkers has realized that his life is a tragedy. Will he ever wake up to the truth?
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what happened to the recurring characters like memeboi or the crazy chilean or sig and the proxybong? and what happened to carmen?
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i been telling you for years geordie
the art you love is pants shit
pedozoo diapershit
https://twitter.com/poofyscarfy/status/1584668457299152896
also i guess you realized that if you protect yo tweets then none of the people you talk to will see what you said to them
lol what a dilemma ay

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Rivera recipes

If you poop into a sock, then you can squeeze all the moisture out of it so that it won't take so long to bake when you make cookies out of it.

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KKK was permanently institutionalized after his breakdown last night. He will never return to the internet. He will never eat a turd again.

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Halloween

What is the Coprophagic Kitten going as this year?

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https://www.landex.com/webstore/jsp/cart/DocumentSearch.jsp
Interesting. It seems the information on poopcat's house is likely available for purchase.

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my art

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I am the fiber of my turd
Feces are my body, clogged are my veins
I have raped a thousand animal children
Unaware of mercy
nor aware of sin
Pissed in many closets, preparing for the baking soda's arrival
Yet this hunger for shit will never cease
My whole life was Unlimited Shart Works

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Why is poopcat always missing on Sundays?

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Thinking back, poopcat was probably actually groomed, but not on 4chan or an altchan. There were some pretty shady characters surrounding him on Discord. If he was indeed groomed, like he claims, it wasn't Klim or Bigu who did it.
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You are in a Coma, Jordan

Please wake up and come back to us, Jordan.
You are in a Coma, laying unconscious in a hospital, for these last six years.
We are trying this as a last resort to try and connect with you.
Come back and wake up.
Mommy and Joshie miss you and love you, Jordan.

We can hear you trying to talk while you are in your Coma, Jordan. But we do not know if you can hear us.

Please wake up, Jordan.

The world has changed since you have been in your Coma. We need you to come back and help us save it.

Please wake up again, Jordan. The World needs you.

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House Tour Now Available

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stop talking about me

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Only an insane person would want others to stop talking about them while provoking others to talk about them.
Open

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please
stop
talking
about
me
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shut up bunyan
shut up cece
shut up dante
shut up terez
shut up everyone
shut
UP
PLEASE
SHUT UP
STOP TALKING
I DON'T MATTER ANYMORE
THEY FUCKING DEFEAT ME? THEY CAN DEFEAT THEMSELVES INHELL
THETROLLS CAN DEFEAT IN HELL
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JUST. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. ME.
I AM SERIOUS.
I AM IN NO WAY JOKING.

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i thought i told you to stop talking about me
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I';m not joking. STOP talking about me, lying about me, and even noticing me at all.


Also bunyan the siivagunner ripoff pedophile should jump off in a ditch

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Who is poopcat?
Who is geordie?
Who is lemonz?
Who is spaceman?
Who/what is pzds?

t. not a regular
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Yes the post is fake you niggers. No I do not thirst over fucking anyone.

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You're so naive, anon...
https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/
I already have a wiki.
I don't need nor want a KiwiFarms thread. It won't happen. Ever.
>People interacting with him now should be aware that in a few years they'll most likely have autists contacting them to talk about Po-
No. Not really, at all. Fuck off. Don't you think this is something like Chris Chan. Because I've learned nothing from that incarcerated freak.
So stop fucking mentioning, comparing real crime to some unrelated victim of yours, putting incorrect logic into words and grow the fuck up, get a life, and stop posting on 4chan.

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never forget

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/baaa2/

WE ARE BACK, BABY!
https://endchan.net/baaa2/
Open

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when will you stop talking about, lying about, and being a moron about me?
Open

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lol who wrote this

>hey anons fig here~ remember my discord is figs#6969
>ehg get pinged by groomable hymen intact cunny and does his nigger thang to get her location.
>why is figs in this dumpster of a house? Kicks the door down! This is… Yonkers house?!
>figs remember I sent you a picture of me pooping you have to be poopypilled now you are my gf!!
>nigga get btfo’d I’m here for that cunny!!! Nigger kick!
>yonker tumbles and rolls. Ends up against a wall to scared to move.
>ehg uwu what are you doing here Yonkers was gonna poop you’ll me
>ehg whips out his dick and slaps figs across her face. She does a spin and lands on her face ass up cunny exposed.
>ehg takes a wiff and can smell the hymen intact. Muhhh nigga!
>figs is cuntfused. Ehg sir what are you doi-
>niggers do what they got to do. He gets his sick right at the entrance of her unplopped cunny.
>NIGGGGGaAaasa!!!!
>figs screams! Pomfffff!
>ehg savagely beating that cunny with no regard for human life.
>PLOP PLOP PLOPPPP
>Yonkers wakes up. He had a hard fully erect 2 inches. He sees what was causing the plopping. Ehg had flipped figs on her back and doing the patented mating press.
>plop plop plop
>yonkers skeets onto his face. FUCK YOU ANONS STOP RUINING MY SHOWS REEEEE
>ehg pulls out his limp dick out of fig after leaving her a very pink cherry pie
>figs is panting. Daddy do you want my Snapchat uwu?
>ehg spits at figs. Shut the fuck up whore. //sniff sniff I sense a fresh bussy in need of this cock. Time to look for ren…

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KKK brownpounded 6 million of god's chosen people during the holocaust, earning him the nickname, "Shitler."

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look, it's a board for the biggest imbecile the internet has seen, so nice

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Bunyan I found you. Respond pls.

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The only reason why KKK constantly tells other people to kill themselves is because he is still suffering from trauma after his attempted suicide in '19.
Open

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remember
if you think i'm "dead"
or in a "facility"
or "insane"
or a "pedo", "zoo", necro or whichever 'bad' thing
you are delusional.

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Jordan you need to make an animated video again. Just like the Lole News pilot. I'm sick and tired of looking at stupid static drawings.

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guys... i think we found him.
Open

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please. leave me the fuck alone.

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...Klim's still a creep, even without me.

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What's gotten KKK so riled up today?

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WOW
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she will be missed
rip in poopoo
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Here here!! my phone number!!! call me please
805-420-1037
thank you!!!!
or add me on discord???! agghh!?? you want me so much? you can now talk to me anytime! you wamnt!!!

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.

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despite everything, at least we still made it
but you are still all menaces. i genuinely hope one day trolls like you are punishable

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Jordan's Neutral Art Thread

Enough with the anger and obsessions and bullying. Time for a neutral thread!
Jayjay share your latest art. Any special Halloween stuff?

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shut the fuck up you animals. i legitimately didn't do this to fucking ruin my own reputation. fuck you. i obviously did nothing, and yet you think feeding lowlifes is a fucking bad thing to you. well at least this is for a reason; they are legitimately mentally fucking deranged. they are also repeat offenders, basically they're stalking the hell out of me.
also, a clean poofy pamp does not fjucking equal a fucking messy one, because honestly there is no messy alt - and there's artists who don't even fucking prefer to draw either wet or that. god it's almsot like saying "why do cartoons look unrealistic" when it comes to you always noticing things looking either big, small or inaccurate. just fucking stop.
but that's not the point of this.
the point is you literally nearly made me have a fucking breakdown, if not a 'sperg out' for almost an entire fucking night. and it wasn't a mental or nervous one. more like.... just a reasonable fucking devastation if not a fucking pissed off one. i didn't cry but i didn't fucking accept this either.
i know what you're gonna say to this too, either you're gonna say the same dumb bullshit from 2 years ago or just try to correct those on the truths that they told.
basically, what i'm saying is:
i'm NOT poopcat. i'm NOT fucking ill, disabled, or even 'autistic' at all, or a 'faggot', or a fucking criminal, no I did NOT kill Ren no I did NOT stalk fig no I did NOT want to fucking lose a friend, no i'm not into fucking shit nor am i delusional, it actually fucking feels weird when i have it in me at all, yes i DO fucking draw, yes I DO FUCKING REQUEST OR ASK FOR THEM, AND YES I WAS EVEN TRYING TO BE FUCKING FRIENDLY AND NICE, BUT NO I DON'T FUCKING DO ANY OF THE SHIT THAT WASN'T EVEN DONE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE!! I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING HURT, INSULT, OR EVEN OFFEND YOU DRAW PEOPLE OR ANY OTHER PEOPLE ON ANY BOARD.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. I WANTED A COMMUNITY TO GO INTO, I WANTED TO JOIN YOU GUYS... BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FULL OF FUCKING PEDOPHILES AND OTHER BAD THINGS IN IT.
HELL I ALMOST LOST A FRIEND IF NOT ONE ALREADY, FIRST I LOST REN, NOW DANTE (ALMOST TWICE) LIKE I LITERALLY AM NOT FUCKING BAD AT ALL!! I'M NOT THAT BAD EITHER.. Oh and one more thing. NO, I AM NOT. A FUCKING PEDOPHILE OR A ZOOPHILE OR ANY SHIT EATER. NO I'M NOTHING I'M JUST FUCKING NOTHING TO YOU ALL
HELL THAT'S WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITERALLY ALMOST MADE ME WANT TO CRY OR LEAVE THE INTERNET. ITS' ALMOST LIKE THE PIPSTER INCIDENT AGAIN,

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you will NOT refrain

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stop fucking talking about me please
no one cares
just
no one

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i don't give a fuck if your board is eventually soon riddled with rule 34 or porn of these characters or one of them, even if such is not limited to said ones
you deserve a punishment, fair and square
you fucked my life over? you made me go into silent mode?
you get this shit now.
you get fucking revenge, and the right way of such.
you will succumb to being my bunny and getting dominated.
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i'm not joking at all i want this board gone

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i'm not dead you fucking freak. just STOP fucking TALKING about me.
literally DON'T fucking THINK of me, and don't even go to the drawthreads, you're NOT FUCKING ACCEPTED YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE. jesus klim you're such an idiot
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please
you should all stop
i did NOTHING to you
i did NOTHING at ALL to GET THIS HARASSMENT
i did NOTHING to be called a 'lolcow'
i also did NOTHING to GET TALKED ABOUT EVERY FUCKING TIME by a FUCKING OBSESSED CREEP or a FREAK
PLEASE
just STOP
i am NOT starruko
i am NOT macker
i'm not yonkers, poopcat, mittens, ralsei asriel none of these fucking names, and i'm also not poofyscarfy either. i'm fucking NOTHING. i'm just a figment of your imagination that you keep shoving in others' throats to either fucking disgust them unreasonably, or so they join your fucking side and be negative too.
this is NOT being said out of PDD, opposite talk or whatever stupid excuse you want to use this as, so you can also disregard it just like the other victims you fucked over if not nearly scar them for life
what matters is, i literally dont want to be talked about by you at all, not anymore... i don't want you trolls. i dont want you as well, klim. you're just as worse as them.
you're all insufferable for even posting any of my accounts, even on the drawthreads, or even any of my 'family' or any fucking phone number, every single dox info... it needs to stop. you need to stop
Open

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fake christfag i will end you if you think you can hide in your little larping crap

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you fucking deserve banishment from the internet you nasty trolls
not even saying this in a lolcow-y, chris-chan-y way
i actually really hope there's a new rule for insufferable fucks like you.

meanwhile, you get chikn nuggit's doggy ass, maybe.

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>he doesn't know we can just hide all of his disgusting PZDS fetish pornography

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