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making a doc guide about geordie's history byte##ryLiNI 04/11/2024 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No. 26028
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing


Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.26045 del
Depends, do you want the actual retardation he does. Or the memes included?


Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.26049 del
the poo lick that shook the world


Klim##SAY7BM 04/11/2024 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.26052 del
>>26028
Thank you!
Once you start down this Rabbit Hole, it goes on forever... be careful [grins]

Seriouly: byte - can I post his screen caps etc on your own discord page? Is that OK?


Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.26074 del
>>26028
no you idiot! my humble beginnings started on deviantart! LMAO


Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.26075 del
>>26052
Rabbit hole??? OF HARASSING A FUCKING MINOR???? HOW IS THAT A RABBIT HOLE. What did they ever do to you. You fucking shitface


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.26076 del
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>>26075
That's not how you should be talking to your new Asian boyfriend, young man.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.26083 del
>>26028
for real though, if you're gonna get my "history" right make sure it isn't fucking disorganized
since about late 2015 i started to use the internet (late 2000s dont count as i dont have an account there), and maybe on scratch
during 2016, i made a deviantart account
and then after i lost the evildarklord one, i made gangster woody. then after i stupidly lied about my age (i was in 2004, not 2005), I HAD to make a new one. both were disabled, with the former coming back years later.
of course i also went on furaffinity, still being in that anti-phase til it died out. i stopped being a furry hater by 2018. i knew about chan sites after i seen one of my fave games (mario odyssey) posted on there. i allegedly started on /b/ but those threads might be sadly lost in time. one of them was asking about if a minor should use this website, the other was probably a vague ed edd n eddy one (alright you cucks!)
but in 2018, yes i posted a SATIRE thread (the one you have in that google doc) about wanting attention. but i never wanted that.

i never even wanted my accounts found or stalked, but this happened post-2018, of course.

i kept posting all 'til the days on 8chan, and november 2019. the latter was a huge hiatus, that i had to come back few days later (because my dumbass didnt admit to being bullied as a minor).

i was incredibly naive as to what happened until i realized it growing up. besides being doxxed from a QR code, i realized that yeah, anons had my location and told me to stop despite me only having fun (i didnt care if i had no board or website for me to post on).

and the rest of the story? i tried to be an active archivist, and artist. and 2 years later, a character designer. i've also been doing this since 2020, but it became more prominent in late 2022 to this day, as well. i also got into fontography, launched my own font account/website (still in wip). i didnt think there would be weird people until i bumped into klim, in which i found out he was a legit creepy old man. he also saved my picture from when i got exploited in april 2021 (i was 17 when this happened, no joke.) since then he has not stopped saying micropenis like the actual creep he is. doesn't help that he saves multi million pictures of my face from when i was a minor at the time, and also my other drawings (and editing them). I hadn't done anything to deserve that, and simply posting one thing isn't enough for him to motivate this kind of insanity.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.26086 del
and in both respective years, i created the mascot. named woody the fox. he used to be a cat (or a weird caracal fox mix)
and then eventually, mittens the cat (before he was also a flufferian. and a marsupial type)
if there's ANYTHING you erven need toi know about me without whining and telling me to eat shit...
just know that all i was doing was happily posting my drawings (no matter which site), not looking for any heated argument, no competition, and yeah i was already looking for places to improve the art over time (besides posting others for fun).

and no, the ralsei shit isn't enough to be harassed for either, nor was it warranted for hate.
just because i like the little mage goat so much to the point of roleplaying them as well doesn't mean i was causing or doing any harm to the people on /bant/.
it wasn't "talking to one self", because it's only a message being typed out and posted. not spoken out.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.26090 del
>>26083
>>26086
Thank you for contributing your view of Yonkers' history to this current project.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.26091 del
also if he tries to think the SA incident is "ridiculous" let it be known he disrespects victims of CSA or any type of abuse, thinking it as "false".
>>26090
Lmfao, no I was telling my proper story unlike you. Stop bumping threads


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.26092 del
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>>26091
>Stop bumping threads
irony 101

How has work been stacking shelves at your local market, anon?
Or have you been fired already?


byte##ryLiNI 04/12/2024 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.26093 del
>>26045
Just the retardation.


ATTN: byte Klim##SAY7BM 04/12/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.26096 del
>>26093
Okies byte [smiles]

Can I post those old screencaps on your Disco page?


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.26097 del
>>26096
There are no pages on discord, plus she already deleted her account.
It's not like she's gonna send screencaps abou the diaper roleplay she even had.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.26098 del
>>26097
No one was talking to you, Diaper Doofus


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.26100 del
>>26092
I left there because I was too good for them
I am back making underground adult movies featuring diaper cubs on LOLE-TV


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.26105 del
>>26100
>>26098
Having multiple personality today, Klim?


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.26106 del
>>26105
I think that was Simon from Viagra Falls


byte##ryLiNI 04/12/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.26109 del
>>26096
Go ahead.


byte##ryLiNI 04/12/2024 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.26110 del
>>26083
>>26086
I'm not gonna fuel your ego for this, but thanks anyway.


Klim##SAY7BM 04/12/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.26115 del
>>26109
Thankx byte. I'll get onto it over this weekend. There is a lot, but there is more out there as well.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.26123 del
>>26110
Wasn't saying that. I was just wanting to correct a *certain* someone, because they like to get my story wrong. That's what happens when you're a super old man with untreated dementia I guess.

But then again, byte, you still hate me.. so it's fine to take whatever detail I said with a grain of salt.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.26133 del
>>26123
No one will ever believe a single thing you ever say, you do know that, right?

Whose fault is that?


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.26135 del
>>26133
There are endless examples of him lying, plenty of them are where he is arguing with things he himself said previously. Liars should have good memories and Jordan does not fit this description...


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.26136 del
>>26135
Jordan lies so much he never remembers what he said yesterday.
It's a PDD symptom: Poor short-term memory.
If only he realized it would be easier for him if he only ever told the truth; then he wouldn't have to remember anything.
That concept is beyond his comprehension.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.26137 del
>>26133
Klim, piss off.
you're basically foreshadowing what YOU are doing, lol. at least people like me tell the truth, and not garbled lie crap like you do.
Like... come on, a fucking toilet cam??
You're actually retarded. But also a disrespectful creep.
>>26135
>being vague
L-M-F-A-O.
What did I lie about? Because buddy I'm still not into scat, and I'm not any paraphile. I'm none of these boogeymen you keep applying to me.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.26139 del
>>26137
Thanks for the great larp, Spaceman. You are so very good at playing Poopers.


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.26143 del
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>I'm not any paraphile


Anonymous 04/12/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.26148 del
>>26143
...Your point is?
neither of the characters are fucking real people, nor even based off them. and i do NOT wear diapers in real life too. I don't even want to deal with constant crinkles irl.


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>>26148
They are so real they speak to you


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>>26143
>>26151
>I have a diaper fetish
>It is mature, not immature but adult, and not wrong at all in any way


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.26201 del
>>26151
They... aren't real. Piss off.

Also the fourth image isn't even mine.
>>26197
1st and 2nd image aren't mine


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.26204 del
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>>26201
Thanks Klimbot.


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.26206 del
>>26204
No, I'm Yonkers. The guy you keep harassing for 4 years now.
Klimbot has never been a thing, I know because I'm the real yonkers.

Also why did you save rugrats porn? Lol


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Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.26209 del
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>>26201
These are so real I jerk off to them


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.26210 del
>>26207
That's 3 years old, mackzone as a seperate site isn't coming back. The owner barely gives a fuck now.


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.26212 del
>>26209
No, they AREN'T real because THEY'RE NOT FUCKING REAL CHILDREN???
THEY'RE JUST FUCKING CARTOONS YOU MORON. STOP BEING CRAZY.

and STOP stealing cuddlehooves' art


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.26213 del
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>>26210
>>26212
Please stop touching yourself as you post, anon


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.26220 del
xd


byte##ryLiNI 04/13/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.26221 del
good lord geordie FUCK OFF

anyways anyone else wanna help me out, i'm still kinda stuck on this doc


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.26224 del
>>26221
how's that realme C53 going?


byte##ryLiNI 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.26227 del
>>26224
decent phone. gets the job done


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.26228 del
>>26227
oh...
wait, you're not angry about that??

what about the uh, email


byte##ryLiNI 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.26232 del
>>26228
what about it


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.26233 del
Email at toiletMan666@gmail.com


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.26234 del
>>26206
>save Rugrats porn
We found it on your HD and saved it straight from there.
You need to explore that question yourself, Jordan.
Haven't you wondered why your devices have been acting a bit 'weird' lately?


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.26235 del
>>26221
I'll be there soon, dude.
K.


byte##ryLiNI 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.26236 del
>>26235
take your time


Klim##SAY7BM 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.26239 del
>>26236
Thanks. No worries. I'm there now.


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.26242 del
>>26234
>w-we fou-
No, cut it with the roleplay crap. You went out your way to claim you're not into diapers yet you yourself found that. Not me. I don't know or care enough for the rugrats to fucking find messing porn of it.
No, you did NOT find anything on any drive, you are NOT a collective, you are a SINGULAR person that happens to claim shit out of their ass. Fuck off.
Devices only act weird if there is a bug in their program, a file does not magically go in their system.


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.26246 del
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>>26242
We are reading all your keystrokes, Jordan.


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.26311 del
>>26083
>i kept posting all 'til the days on 8chan, and november 2019.
Where the fuck were you hanging out on 8chan even?
Let me guess...
/abdl/ boards.
>Adult Baby and Diaper Lover, often abbreviated to ABDL, is a group of people who enjoy roleplaying as infants or toddlers. This can involve wearing diapers, drinking from baby bottles, and engaging in other activities that simulate being a young child.


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.26312 del
>>26311
8chan was the one with all the pedo shit


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.26313 del
>>26312
I miss the attention hunger games they did for the board's over there. I think the rules were your board had to have a certain amount of posters to qualify or whatever.


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.26314 del
>>26311
i was posting on my own board, right before the original shut down and got changed to 8kun. a near-obscured place now.
i wasnt on the .moe until i heard they had board creation, then they got rid of it.
learn the difference and proper lore, instead of drinking all that whiskey.


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.26316 del
>>26314
>was posting on my own board, right before the original shut down and got changed to 8kun. a near-obscured place now.
You can thank /pol/ and all the mass shootings they caused for that tbh.
>i wasnt on the .moe until i heard they had board creation
>Wiz used to lurk over there tbh, but he'd get constant bans by Acid and his kin. I always assumed it was just /v/ users from old 8chan that went there.
>then they got rid of it.
Did they?


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.26319 del
>>26313
idk what that is
is it where elliot on bant got the idea from
thats the only hunger games i know about


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.26322 del
>>26319
>s it where elliot on bant got the idea from
I'm not educated on /bant/ culture, just Geordie threads that he made. But you it's where the herd one's on Patch chans came from idea. Where we would submit Geordie or Mittens.
The idea was on 8chan, that whichever board won, got to be the spotlight and get the site's traffic to visit. With a headline on site saying that current board won the game.


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.26323 del
>>26322
i see
so it sounds like it was a more coordinated and less shit version of what i saw on bant
interesting
the more you know


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.26326 del
>>26323
What was the /bant/ one?


Anonymous 04/14/2024 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.26329 del
>>26326
i looked it up to see if he was still doing it
and the very last one was not very successful https://archived.moe/bant/search/text/"cancer%20games"/type/op/


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.26342 del
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Macker made his own games, too!

https://616games.itch.io/poop-killer

The Yonkers Nintendo Game

As a kid, I used to have this strange game for my Nintendo DS. It was called something like "Yonkers" and it followed the adventures of a Mexican man living in Pennsylvania who would eat poop and talk to his yellow cat. The game was weirdly dark for an E rated game. I remember the story involved the main character, who I think was named something like Joshie, travelling to Australia to assault an old man he referred to as Klim. Each level involved Joshie bouncing around in a giant diaper, and killing enemies that he referred to as "trolls" or "meanie monsters."
In the final level, there was a boss battle with Klim, except it was cut short by some sort of yelling. The game then cut to Joshie being screamed at by his mother for spending too much time online, and he punched her in the face after she tried to unplug his computer, and the game just ended like that. I think it was trying to imply that Joshie was some kind of unreliable narrator and that the entire game was just a look into his delusional mind, which is incredibly dark for a kid's game. I don't have the game anymore, I asked my mom about it recently and she doesn't even recall buying it for me, but I know I used to play it all the time.
Does anybody else remember this game?

Yonkers DS is a fucking weird ass game, i remember this one level that had this weird toilet wonderland, there was this one candly land type minigame which had a bug where the pamperknights (strange knights that only wore armor made entirely out of diaper material) would glitch out a lot and after a while it basically let you skip most of the level (check out speedruns of Yonkers DS sometime, they get wack).
The game was only released in Japan and Europe, so i had to import it, it is known as "Joshie's Diaper Adventure" in japan.

yeah they rushed the localization to english for the europe release, but the weird lines and bugs kinda make it more strange in a way

The South Korean release had a really bizarre "Scratch'n'Sniff" cover with the game casing... kinda tasted like some sort of pill...?

I remember the scatman level where it played an 8-bit rendition of scatman's world, I'm surprised they had the rights to that song

Yeah, I remember trying to play the Yonkers DS game, but it kept making a strange smell for me, when you got to the "Watnai" level.

Klim: "I remember making this game. It was a nightmare. Yonkers kept changing his mind every minute and could not agree on anything without an argument. It's lucky this was released at all, despite its unfinished stature. It's all we could do with it, with Yonkers being absolutely useless as a collaborator."


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.26345 del
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Lest We Forget


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.26347 del
Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights

THIS IS WHY HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie/Shittens etc.

(NOTE: Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).

(*) Jordan Manuel Rivera is an obese delusional Mexican mentally-retarded “Special-Needs” house-bound forever-alone (now-20yo) ChrisChan lolcow, with a diagnosed PDD mind of a pre-schooler, who lives in his own imaginary fantasy world (ie. he does not co-operate with reality, and demands everyone to believe his magical world and ‘friends’ are real), with zero social-skills, and honestly believes he does nothing wrong (ie. no concept of consequences), and will disagree with anyone about anything he either does not understand or does not want to know about (he must be seen as 'right' in everything, and blames everyone else for his own failings), and who is in total denial about it all.
PROOF (Source: from his own mother, Carmen Bautista, January 2022):
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
OR ~
Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ [Embed] (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

(*) His PDD prevents him from understanding and/or accepting that he has PDD and how it negatively affects him.

(*) Continues to deny he has PDD, as his mother publicly admitted. ie. He calls his own mother a liar.

(*) Admitted he licked his own poop and said it tasted like some sort of pill.

(*) His indescribably-awful and incompetent childish drawings (“Artism”).

(*) Diaper Fetish.

(*) Doxxed himself and his family.

(*) Takes and posts creepshots of his own mother.

(*) The Piss Closet / Piss Bottle(s) / Poop on furniture/walls/floor.

(*) Plastic sheets on his bed and bars on his window.

(*) Addicted to Jenkem and other illegal hallucinogens.

(*) The Hitler Lego Catalogue delivery.

(*) The ultimate ChrisChan Lolcow….

(*) Described by his mother to others (all his life) that he is “Special”; oblivious to what that actually meant; therefore considers himself to be vastly more intelligent/smarter/wiser than others.

Continued


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.26348 del
>>26347
...
(*) Mentally and socially incapable; Remains unemployed and unemployable; Lives at home; No personal responsibilities/consequences; No housework/domestic chores; No cooking, washing or washing up; No need to own or drive a car; No need to be educated; No need to pay Tax; no need to support household financially; Not allowed to go outside alone; No friends or interpersonal relationships etc.

(*) Father (Hector) divorced his mom and left the family. No strong male role model.

(*) Is abusive, violent, angry, hostile, aggressive, negative, racially abusive, inhospitable. Shows racial hatred; “KYS”; “Fuck off and die” etc. Yell; Flip out; screaming etc.

(*) Slapped his mother attempting to steal her phone to use when his got removed.

(*) Cannot discern his fantasy world from reality; Creates imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds; insists they are real. Eg. “Flufferians” etc.

(*) Posted his own penis (nb. Very VERY small micropenis aka. ‘Button Mushroom’)/genitalia/ass without being prompted (not once but TWICE+), then blamed someone else made him do it.
Note: he did this when he was underage, therefore he posted CP in public.

(*) Caught masturbating on chat/discord threads TWICE.

(*) Misguided and misplaced attempts at online Roleplay: Cubs wearing diapers & “Mr. Snuggles”; Attempted Roleplay as “Megan” who was using HRT to transition, with images.

(*) Observed paedophilic tendencies.

(*) Makes ridiculously unverifiable claims: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”; “I am god”, etc.

(*) Makes shit up as he goes, including his ‘Canon Lore.’

(*) Project onto others what he perceives to be his own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things he perceives to be negative characteristics about himself. “My perception of you is a reflection of me.” ie. “You am I.” He knows that deep inside his very essence what he is, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.

(*) Refuses to listen and/or learn/take advice; incapable of co-operation and/or collaboration.

(*) Forum/Discord lifecycle: Open; Invite people; Abuse people; Ban them for no good reason; Complains that no one comes to his site; Abandon site; Repeat forever.

(*) Incapable of neither making nor implementing plans/goals/aims, therefore never finishes anything he announces; blames others for this. ie. “Nothing Go!”, “Jampacked”, “LoleTV” etc.

(*) Pathological Lying.

(*) Never be wrong; always be seen to be right.

Continued...


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.26349 del
>>26348
...

(*) Admitted his alleged ‘companies, corporations and businesses’ are fake, fanmade and dreams; in other words: they do not exist, although he spent years attempting to convince people they were real.

(*) Claims to live in a magical kingdom called “Watnai” and lives in a treehouse.

(*) Doesn't detect sarcasm. Doesn’t understand irony. Doesn't ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond his comprehension. Takes things literally. Does not recognise criticism, mockery, or insults for what they are. ie. classic signs of high-stream Autism.

(*) Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious.

(*) Very short attention span; unable to read thru and/or comprehend long wordy posts; his Autism will pick out only one word or phrase to highlight, ignoring the context of the rest of the post.

(*) Denial of his Mexican heritage.

(*) Lives in a household of Illegal Immigrants (“There is no border”), including ‘Rose’ (with photo.)

(*) Vague Posting.

(*) Continual changing of online identity.

(*) He ridiculously claims someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed him against his Will’ as an escape clause.

(*) He is obsessed with his own deluded fantasy of what/who his trolls are and/or what he thinks they have done to him; calls them “psychic stalkers”, ie. “Rammy”, “Scetic”, “Klim”, “Spaceman”, “FakeChristfag”, “FCF”, “BIGU”, “Nice Canadian”, “Gilgamesh”; “Lowercase American”, “sig”, “Insane Chilean”, “POWERGAP”, “Yael”, “Ren” etc.

(*) Claims to be “Pansexual” - even though he is unable to explain or describe what that actually means in his own words.

(*) He was “trying to set up a TOILET CAM in (his) house;” he “accidentally let it come in contact (with) a little too much shower water and getting wet”. (NB. His own words quoted).

(*) Demands this to be true:
“Oh yes, sure it's a Kid's program, but it's normal, standardized and totally sane and not infantile at all to masturbate to pics of Pokémon wearing diapers.”

(*) Yonkers and Scetic and Yael.

(*) Yonkers and Fig, etc.

(*) Cannot understand the concept of “Scatman John.”

(*) Posts in the middle of the night, when all his household is sleeping.

(*) Never sleeps.

(*) Attempted suicide by trying to jump out of a window; hospitalized as a result.

(*) Filthy toes/feet /fingernails.

(*) AND always remember: Talk to Yonkers as if you would to a 5-yo child, as that is his comprehension level; adult concepts and conversations elude him.


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.26351 del
>>26349
"Addendum"

(*) Claims to live in a magical kingdom called “Watnai” and lives in a treehouse; Lives in Macker City; lives in Burbank CA. Demands everyone to believe him.


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.26353 del
>>26347
>>26348
>>26349
>>26351
More like Jordan Rivers is the american NOT fat, NOT delusional, NOT MEXICAN, NOT CHRIS CHAN, not a lolcow, and not PDD either. he does NOT have the mind of a pre schooler.
He do live in reality just fine. He demanded anything to be real, otherwise fiction porn would be banned. He already have social skills. Up your ass
I've debunked all of your stuff, retard


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.26354 del
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Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.26355 del
>>26353
That's true, but we were talking about Jordan Rivera and he is the opposite of that.


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.26356 del
>>26353
>Jordan Rivers
That's such a delightfully White name, isn't it? Boston?


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.26357 del
>>26356
Isn't Jordan Rivers Joan Rivers' granddaughter?


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.26358 del
>>26357
Wasn't Moses found floating in a River?
Does that make Our Boi the new Black Moses?


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.26359 del
>>26358
From Rivera to the sea, all the pedos will be free!


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.26360 del
>>26359
In the River Jordan shall I shit in Thee


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.26370 del
>>26355
imagine taking a satirical typo seriously


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.26372 del
>>26370
Go away Rivers, this a Rivera board.


Anonymous 04/15/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.26373 del
>>26372
This.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.26421 del
Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights

THIS IS WHY HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie/Shittens etc.

(NOTE: Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).

(*) Jordan Manuel Rivera is an obese delusional Mexican mentally-retarded “Special-Needs” house-bound forever-alone (now-20yo) ChrisChan lolcow, with a diagnosed PDD mind of a pre-schooler, who lives in his own imaginary fantasy world (ie. he does not co-operate with reality, and demands everyone to believe his magical world and ‘friends’ are real), with zero social-skills, and honestly believes he does nothing wrong (ie. no concept of consequences), and will disagree with anyone about anything he either does not understand or does not want to know about (he must be seen as 'right' in everything, and blames everyone else for his own failings), and who is in total denial about it all.
PROOF (Source: from his own mother, Carmen Bautista, January 2022):
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
OR ~
Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ [Embed] (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

(*) His PDD prevents him from understanding and/or accepting that he has PDD and how it negatively affects him.

(*) Continues to deny he has PDD, as his mother publicly admitted. ie. He calls his own mother a liar.

(*) Admitted he licked his own poop and said it tasted like some sort of pill.

(*) His indescribably-awful and incompetent childish drawings (“Artism”).

(*) Diaper Fetish.

(*) Doxxed himself and his family.

(*) Takes and posts creepshots of his own mother.

(*) The Piss Closet / Piss Bottle(s) / Poop on furniture/walls/floor.

(*) Plastic sheets on his bed and bars on his window.

(*) Addicted to Jenkem and other illegal hallucinogens.

(*) The Hitler Lego Catalogue delivery.

(*) The ultimate ChrisChan Lolcow….

(*) Described by his mother to others (all his life) that he is “Special”; oblivious to what that actually meant; therefore considers himself to be vastly more intelligent/smarter/wiser than others.


Continued...


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.26422 del
>>26421
Continued...

(*) Mentally and socially incapable; Remains unemployed and unemployable; Lives at home; No personal responsibilities/consequences; No housework/domestic chores; No cooking, washing or washing up; No need to own or drive a car; No need to be educated; No need to pay Tax; no need to support household financially; Not allowed to go outside alone; No friends or interpersonal relationships etc.

(*) Father (Hector) divorced his mom and left the family. No strong male role model.

(*) Is abusive, violent, angry, hostile, aggressive, negative, racially abusive, inhospitable. Shows racial hatred; “KYS”; “Fuck off and die” etc. Yell; Flip out; screaming etc.

(*) Slapped his mother attempting to steal her phone to use when his got removed.

(*) Cannot discern his fantasy world from reality; Creates imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds; insists they are real. Eg. “Flufferians” etc.

(*) Posted his own penis (nb. Very VERY small micropenis aka. ‘Button Mushroom’)/genitalia/ass without being prompted (not once but TWICE+), then blamed someone else made him do it.
Note: he did this when he was underage, therefore he posted CP in public.

(*) Caught masturbating on chat/discord threads TWICE.

(*) Misguided and misplaced attempts at online Roleplay: Cubs wearing diapers & “Mr. Snuggles”; Attempted Roleplay as “Megan” who was using HRT to transition, with images.

(*) Observed paedophilic tendencies.

(*) Makes ridiculously unverifiable claims: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”; “I am god”, etc.

(*) Makes shit up as he goes, including his ‘Canon Lore.’

(*) Project onto others what he perceives to be his own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things he perceives to be negative characteristics about himself. “My perception of you is a reflection of me.” ie. “You am I.” He knows that deep inside his very essence what he is, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.

(*) Refuses to listen and/or learn/take advice; incapable of co-operation and/or collaboration.

(*) Forum/Discord lifecycle: Open; Invite people; Abuse people; Ban them for no good reason; Complains that no one comes to his site; Abandon site; Repeat forever.

(*) Incapable of neither making nor implementing plans/goals/aims, therefore never finishes anything he announces; blames others for this. ie. “Nothing Go!”, “Jampacked”, “LoleTV” etc.

(*) Pathological Lying.

(*) Never be wrong; always be seen to be right.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.26423 del
>>26422
Continued...

(*) Admitted his alleged ‘companies, corporations and businesses’ are fake, fanmade and dreams; in other words: they do not exist, although he spent years attempting to convince people they were real.

(*) Claims to live in a magical kingdom called “Watnai” and lives in a treehouse; Lives in Macker City; lives in Burbank CA. Demands everyone to believe him.

(*) Doesn't detect sarcasm. Doesn’t understand irony. Doesn't ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond his comprehension. Takes things literally. Does not recognise criticism, mockery, or insults for what they are. ie. classic signs of high-stream Autism.

(*) Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious.

(*) Very short attention span; unable to read thru and/or comprehend long wordy posts; his Autism will pick out only one word or phrase to highlight, ignoring the context of the rest of the post.

(*) Denial of his Mexican heritage. “I am White / I am American / I am English”)

(*) Lives in a household of Illegal Immigrants (“There is no border”), including ‘Rose’ (with photo.)

(*) Vague Posting.

(*) Continual changing of online identity.

(*) He ridiculously claims someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed him against his Will’ as an escape clause.

(*) He is obsessed with his own deluded fantasy of what/who his trolls are and/or what he thinks they have done to him; calls them “psychic stalkers”, ie. “Rammy”, “Scetic”, “Klim”, “Spaceman”, “FakeChristfag”, “FCF”, “BIGU”, “Nice Canadian”, “Gilgamesh”; “Lowercase American”, “sig”, “Insane Chilean”, “POWERGAP”, “Yael”, “Ren” etc.

(*) Claims to be “Pansexual” - even though he is unable to explain or describe what that actually means in his own words.

(*) He was “trying to set up a TOILET CAM in (his) house;” he “accidentally let it come in contact (with) a little too much shower water and getting wet”. (NB. His own words quoted).

(*) Demands this to be true:
“Oh yes, sure it's a Kid's program, but it's normal, standardized and totally sane and not infantile at all to masturbate to pics of Pokémon wearing diapers.”

(*) Yonkers and Scetic and Yael.

(*) Yonkers and Fig, etc.

(*) Cannot understand the concept of “Scatman John.”

(*) Posts in the middle of the night, when all his household is sleeping.

(*) Never sleeps.

(*) Attempted suicide by trying to jump out of a window; hospitalized as a result.

(*) Filthy toes/feet /fingernails.

(*) AND always remember: Talk to Yonkers as if you would to a 5-yo child, as that is his comprehension level; adult concepts and conversations elude him.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.26424 del
THE REAL REASON WHY JORDAN (aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Macker/Megan/Shittens etc.) HAD TO LEAVE LIVING IN YONKERS NY.

It is time to reveal why Jordan and his family were forced (by his actions) to leave their home and friends in Yonkers and move to PA.

Of course, Jordan would not want this information to be publicly known, and he will no doubt claim it's all a lie and never happened, as a feeble attempt to save himself from embarrassment.

In short: Jordan thought it would be 'fun' to play what he called “The 'Look at my Pee-Pee' Game” in front of some small children at the local playground.

Police were called, arrests were made, and statements and photos were taken.

What he found the most personally embarrassing was when one of the children pointed and laughed, and said, “My baby brother's is bigger than that.” (Yes, that is in the Police report).

After this incident, Jordan's family made the decision to move interstate to PA, where they believed the local Police would not have a copy of his reported activities.

Unfortunately, with his ongoing “flashing” activities, both locally and online, his activities are known to local Police authorities as well.

We all here wish this was a laugh, a joke, a larp. Sadly, it is not. We wish we could cite our authentic sources, but for their personal safety, we refrain from doing so. Let's just say that “they are someone close to the inner family circle”.

---------------

A BRAND-NEW YONKERS VIDEO!
This is a special bonus feature to his "Jampacked!" movie. Enjoy.
Thanks, Poopcat.

"The Magical Powers of Yonkers" (2'00"): https://youtube.com/watch?v=KuXb0PpZVQQ [Embed]


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.26425 del
His mommy, Carmen


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.26430 del
inb4 "this has all been debunked" when it hasn't. At. All.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.26431 del
>>26421
>>26422
>>26423
I debunked all of this already, shitstain.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.26432 del
>>26430
It actually is??
Besides most of your fucking replies are copypaste/misread crap anyway. Fuck off.
Using random people (and my mom in AI) for your claims is stupid. You actually make no sense.
>w-we all here wis-
YOU ALWAYS FUCKING LARP.
WE NEVER HAD ANY PEE PEE GAME W ENEVER DID ANYTHING IN A PLAYGROUND YOU FUCKINHG CREEP. STOP OBJECTIFYING MY LIFE AND MAKING FAKE EVENTS OF IT. PLEASE.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.26436 del
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>>26431
shitstain wasnt debunked
we saw it on the couch
>>26432
>NEVER HAD ANY PEE PEE
picrel


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.26454 del
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>>26432
Look how hard someone is backpedalling and attempting to deny everything, despite all the witnesses and all the verifiable evidence...

Fascinating.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.26455 del
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>>26436
On the couch... and on the floor... and on the walls...


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.26458 del
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Woah... Poopcat really IS a nasty piece of work now... stalking and harassing others that he just doesn't agree with. If someone has a different point-of-view to his, they become his enemy.
What a sick fuck.
He isn't playing his little diaper RP's now... he is actually causing people severe anguish.
What a complete asshole.
He's probably enjoying it, too... sick assfuck.
It seriously might be time to contact the Police about his actions.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.26460 del
>>26458
Can you hear the Police sirens, Jordan?
They are coming for YOU.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4HziZ3yZDJY [Embed]


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.26469 del
>>26432
You beat your mom why do you give a fuck?
>>26425
Ffs Klim, don't get Geordie started on getting his mushroom creaming, he'll come after his cousin Rose, when satisfied.


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.26473 del
>>26454
how ironic
there's evidence of YOU being a creep to me, its not the other way around


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.26474 del
>>26458
>>26460
>projecting
Lol. Stop trying.
I am not stalking nor harassing, which is what you are doing


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.26475 del
>>26474
>I am not stalking nor harassing
>>26447


Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.26490 del
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>>26473
>>26474
Yup. This is how strong his delusions are for him.
Complete denial, yet again; despite all the witnesses and verifiable evidence.
Poor Yoink.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.26761 del
>>26475
that's asking a question, not stalking.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.26771 del
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>>26761
OK, "Stevie Stalker"


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.26773 del
>>26761
How did you see the community post Jordan?


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.26790 del
>>26773
Jordan is "Timmy the Toucher": Stalker, groomer, pddz


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.26792 del
>>26773
Viewing and searching are a thing, retard.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.26795 del
>>26792
That's exactly what a Stalker and Groomer would say!


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.26801 del
>>26792
A thing you call stalking. Why is it okay for you to do it and others not to do it to you?
Rules for thee...


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.27327 del
did they byte the dust
did geordie brown pound them for researching a little too deep


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.27328 del
>>26790
Jordan is "Little Tommy Tickle"

He'll never tell you what happened in the showers at his [only] School Camp... nor why some of the younger children there still don't sleep well at night.


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.27329 del
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What about THE SHADOW PEOPLE", Jordan?

Why don't you tell us about them?

Did they force you against your will to play "Little Tommy Tickle" with those naked little boys in the showers at the School Camp?


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.27333 del
>>26795
I'm neither of those, so you're wrong as always.
>>26801
It's not stalking since I'm not really doing any surveillance on them, am I? I ain't their monitor either.
What rules, please speak normal.
>>27327
Did you kill yourself yet?
>>27328
>>27329
I'm not Tommy. I never did any fucking thing at this imaginary "school camp" you obviously made up. And i don't have any shadow people, retard. I've only been relaxing at my house in PA like always.
>naked little boys
Klim you are a nasty fuck :)


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.27343 del
>>27333
>Did you kill yourself yet?
geordie just because my skin is brown
that dont automatically mean i am a member of your family lol


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.27344 del
>>27343
According to Yonkers own Lore, Klim gave King Charles cancer.


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.27345 del
>>27333
That's exactly what Stalker and an online preditor would say.


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.27352 del
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>>27345
Yonkers talking to his "Shadow People".
He wants them to go away and leave him alone, but he can't stop listening to them.


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.27357 del
>>27345
>>27344
>>27352
>replying 3 times
You're starved for attention


Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.27363 del
>>27357
Please don't allow those naughty "Shadow People" make you say such retarded things, anon.


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.27382 del
>>27363
Pointing out your actions isn't retarded, it's the truth. You know you like to annoy people


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.27386 del
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>>27382
he Shadow People are not real, anon.
Don't let them force to you say bad things


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.27388 del
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>>27382
>you like to annoy people
Yes it's true, because "I AM (YOU)", remember?


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.27389 del
>>27386
I never said they were real, moron.
>>27388
No, you're a greasy australian with headphones and a backwards cap trying to seek attention from someone younger than you


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.27390 del
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>>27389
Only (You) can see and hear them, anon.
Tell them to stop forcing you to say such things


Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.27424 del
>>27328
His schoolmates all sang this song about him, after the School Camp:

Little Timmy Tickle
With his teeny tiny Pickle
Touching little boys in the show-er...


Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.27425 del
>>27382
And you like to be annoyed. What's your point?


Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.27426 del
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sage Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.27427 del
>>27425
no, i don't.


Geordie 04/28/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.27428 del
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>>27427
Oh yes, I do, meanie monster.


Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.27429 del
>>27427
Then why do you come to this board every day?


Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.27434 del
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>>27427
Yes. Yes you do.
The Shadow People keep telling you to keep coming back here after your discord crew abandoned you.


Anonymous 05/20/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.28694 del
brown pounded to death
they will be missed
collecting information on geordie is like thumbing through the necronomicon
your soul is rend from your body and the unspeakable horrors which are unleashed cannot be put back in the box


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.28696 del
>waaaah someone i dont even know doesnt post anymore waaah.
People have lives, just not terminally ill online ones like yourself
>brown pou-
it's GROUND pound you retard.


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.28702 del
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>>28696
OK Brown Pound


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.28713 del
>terminally ill online ones like yourself


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.28715 del
>>28713
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZGEllw-8m8 [Embed]


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.28722 del
>>28713
>getting chronological dates wrong.
Piss off.
I also stopped posting in drawthreads too. Don't try to find me.


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.28729 del
>>28722
>I also stopped posting in drawthreads
Why do you say these things Jordan, does the PDD have you thinking anyone falls for such blatent lies?
https://archived.moe/b/thread/918666605/#918671651


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.28733 del
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Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.28824 del
These stolen songs violate copyright and will be reported as such.


Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.28898 del
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>>28824
>>28825

Please note: These stolen songs violate copyright and will be reported as such.


Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.28908 del
>>28898
oh, the irony... you also used a copyright song, not one or two, three times. but a few times that you're hypocritical on your part


Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.28914 del
>>28908
>>28908
Irony much?


Anonymous 06/12/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.30590 del
i wonder if rapey geordie has heard of an archive
his pezozoo flood aint what he hopes it is when there is things like this in town
https://archive.is
https://web.archive.org
theres a reason i make sure to archive all his juciest admissions lol


Anonymous 06/12/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.30591 del
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>>30590
Thanks
Thank you


Anonymous 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.33378 del
The Jenkem-Huffing Poof PDZ


Anonymous 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.33380 del
>>26028
i wonder what else are u going to say in the document, byte?

ur not gonna mention any other erps, are you? cuz i know for a fact i did not intereact with ur weird dust bunny oc. still, how fucking dare you trick me into thinking you were a new friend. i thought you had changed.


Anonymous 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.33383 del
>>28914
at least using copyrighted songs of stuff that isn't the beatles isn't bad, or anything else post-modernism


Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.33386 del
>>33380
>>33383
The retarded pdz poof speaks more psychobabble for our entertainment.


Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.33387 del
>>33383
>post-modernism
Hark the Parrot squaks


Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.33428 del
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Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.33439 del
>groomy geordie trying to get some more content into the doc
lol just more proof that he never moved on from https://archived.moe/bant/thread/5012394/


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.33449 del
>>33387
Who's hark? Not everyone likes taylor swift-esque music.. we have devolved in terms of music.
>>33386
Hating on things that sound too new or predictable isn't psychobabble, retarded, philia or even anything gay. It's called an opinion, you should try having one.
>>33439
Never put any content.


Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.33458 del
>>33449
Is he this stupid?
Yes. Yes, he is.
Such entertainment, though.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.33622 del
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Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.33623 del
>>33622
I would prefer not to.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.33626 del
>>33623
Good call


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.33627 del
>>33449
>taylor swift
>Never put any content
PDD.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.33631 del
>>33627
>Taylor Swift

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE [Embed]


byte cooper 11/18/2024 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.40033 del
byte please come back


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.40539 del
>>40033
Anti Sage


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.40542 del
>>40033
Start acting normal. Or face another two day ban.


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.40547 del
>>40542
NO BAN


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.40550 del
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>>40547
Saying "no ban" could be a bannable offence.


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.40565 del
>>40547
>anonymous
Control yourself you don't deal with me anymore. You got space to worry bout too.


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.40577 del
>>40565
let me own your board and kill yourself


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.40582 del
>>40577
your board can be found here diddles
>>>/baaa/
its the one with no friends


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.40588 del
>>40577
Imagine the smell...


anonymous 11/29/2024 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.40600 del
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anonymous 11/29/2024 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.40601 del
>>40582
i want baaa2
now
pls
>>40594
I'm so glad he isn't pregnant.
>>40595
i still never diddled


anonymous 11/29/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.40602 del
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>>40601
OK, Diddles.
As you command, we submit to your superior authority.


anonymous 11/29/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.40604 del
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>>40601
>I want
>Please


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.40625 del
>>40602
No response from Jordan?
Interesting.
He always seems to avoid truth and reality, when presented to him.


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.40626 del
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This appears to be Jordan's current view of Reality... Jesus fucking Christ...


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.40627 del
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>>40626
What the actual fuck, Jordan?


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.40628 del
>>40626
Klim can you fuck off please?
>t-tthis appears to be-
MY REALITY IS HAVING FUN WITHOUT ACTUALLY HARKMING PEOPLE??? YOU ACT LIKE I'VE EATEN A FUCKING ELEPHANT BONE. YOUR VIEW ON "REALITY" IS FUCKING IGNORANT. Who the fuck gets fucking hurt from a FUCKING image?!
>jesus chri-
DON'T USE HIS NAME IN VAIN!


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.40629 del
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>>40628
What a hot sexually grooming post!!


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.40634 del
>>40629
actually die


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.40636 del
>>40634
Nice seethe, Jojo


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.40644 del
>>40628
>MY REALITY IS HAVING FUN
diddling


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.40645 del
>>40644
nope
not at all.


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.40650 del
>>40645
Whatever you say, Diddles


anonymous 11/30/2024 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.40655 del
>>40645
diddlespeak


anonymous 12/01/2024 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.40707 del
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HEY JORDAN


anonymous 12/01/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.40708 del
>>40707
didn't read, don't care. fuck off


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.40711 del
>>40708
You can't read?
Back to school for (You), anon.


FDI 12/02/2024 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.40718 del
>>40711
that poster is not allowed near schools since his diddling activities


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.40723 del
>>40718
That explains everything.


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.40724 del
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Why does Geordie Diddles think this is normal?


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.40726 del
>>40724
FUCK! OFF!
>>40718
THEN WHY DID I VISIT THE SCHOOL WITH NO ISSUE?
THAT'S RIGHT
NO DIDDLING! BECAUSE I DON'T DO DIDDLING. AT ALL


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.40739 del
>>40726
You were welcomed back to the school for being held back, and picked out your victims. No one thought anything of it, because you pdd. Wait til they find out those true motives of yours.


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.40742 del
>>40726
You went back to Cedar Place Special School in Yonkers but you were immediately expelled.
Yes, wee wee all know.


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.40753 del
>>40724
Pretty soon People are gonna search diaper porn, but find nothing but, /baaa2/ threads.


anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.40780 del
>>40739
i dont have victims and i dont get held back :)
though i'd hate to be in my class with speds or anyone just as obnoxious. i dont have pdd. you're not even a classified DOCTOR lmao
>wait ti-
THEY WONT DO SHIT BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING BOUNDARIES? lOL


FDI 12/02/2024 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.40787 del
>>40726
that was before you began your diddling journey


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.40796 del
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>>40780
Your boundaries are like Watnai: they don't exist


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.40807 del


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.40808 del
>>40807
when the fuck did i ever command people? or demand them? this isn't star wars lil bro


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.40812 del
>>40808
Uh oh... even his memory is failing him now, not just his art.
Poor bastard.


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.40813 del
>>40808
You live and star in your very own self-made "Tard Wars".


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.40818 del
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>>40813
>>40808

TARD WARS=


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.40821 del
>>40812
telling someone that is being annoying ON PURPOSE to stop, is *not* a command. it is a suggestion. and you have ignored it for 6 years now.

it's your fault that you broke my boundary/rules, buddy. i might not display it everywhere, but anyone over 80 are not allowed to interact. you kept interacting, prior to *just* before i turned 18.

this is not a demand nor command. this is me telling you to give up your obsession over a fucking man older, yet younger than your balding wrinkly ass.
i can respect elders though, just not ones that steal my art, act creepy a bunch of times, and mistake my genuine opinions as "sexual favors".
i am not hooking up, nor putting up with an old man. fuck off.
>even his me-
Not at all. You just fail to see that people don't have to meet your standards, and you need to stop making up false memories too. I'm not your video game playtoy.
>>40813
Tard Wars was never a thing, so don't pull that "bait" card again; because no one's laughing. Even a satanist person can tell that's wrong


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.40825 del
>>40821
>this is not a demand nor command
>this is me telling you
lol


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.40831 del
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>>40821
That's a page stolen from the Script of "Tard Wars".


anonymous 12/03/2024 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.40832 del
>>40821
Why does the sage anon describe himself as a "Satanist"?


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anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.40847 del
>>40825
telling is different from commanding
you break my boundaries
a LOT of times
you don't listen to people who say "stop" and move on


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.40851 del
>>40847
Telling people to "Stop" IS commanding, doofus.
Try again.

Oh right... ur ESL...
Hablar inglés no es algo natural para ti. Necesitas entender inglés antes de poder decirle a otros cómo entenderlo. Ahora es el momento de inhalar profundamente el pañal y dormir adecuadamente.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.40852 del
>>40847

Aquí nos olvidamos de que hablar inglés no es tu idioma natural, el que se habla en casa. Necesitas entender mucho mejor el inglés para enseñar a otros a usarlo correctamente.
Ahora es el momento de inhalar profundamente el pañal y dormir adecuadamente.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.40855 del
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anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.40867 del
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>>40847
>you don't listen to people who say "stop"


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.40868 del
>>40852
>dormir adecuadamente
Ni tu te la crees, que pueda.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.40869 del
>>40847
Break his boundaries back, show him who is the brown cherry of the shit pile!


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.40870 del
>>40852
aint no way you're telling me to speak in a language i already know while you use a fucking translator for spain. no one speaks like this. "correctamente"? bro :sob: :pray:

and speaking simple english isn't even bad, i don't see any grammar errors. it's just a simple suggestion to cease your arrogant behavior.

also i know how to sleep already dumbass :) you're not my parent.

"take a deep breath in a diaper" is crazy :sob:

>>40867
you know i made that post when i was a kid, right? only a fucking moronic dunce would say that

>>40869
You're disgusting.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.40872 del
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>>40780
>i dont have victims and i dont get held back :)
>though i'd hate to be in my class with speds or anyone just as obnoxious
Wut. Are there more of you from that school?
>THEY WONT DO SHIT BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING BOUNDARIES? lOL
Mfw there's a school teaching tards how to groom.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.40873 del
>>40870
No lo estas entiendo, gato de mierde, ya intiendes la idioma.
>ant no way you're telling me to speak in a language i already know
Es el punto.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.40874 del
>>40821
>it is a suggestion. and you have ignored it for 6 years now.
As have you ignored your suggestions.
> it's your fault that you broke my boundary/rules, buddy.
Why not enfoce your rules in the first place?
>i might not display it everywhere
Oh you do at playgrounds.
>but anyone over 80 are not allowed to interact. you kept interacting, prior to *just* before i turned 18.
Rules for thee but not for me.
> this is not a demand nor command.
Then why care.
>this is me telling you to give up your obsession over a fucking man older, yet younger than your balding wrinkly ass.
You lost me on this one.
<obsession over a fucking man older, yet younger than your balding wrinkly ass.
> i can respect elders though
Unless its Carmen
>just not ones that steal my art
Idk how he keeps breaking into catscatland and stealing your portraits, must be the season spirit.
>act creepy a bunch of times, and mistake my genuine opinions as "sexual favors".
He's not the one caught on discord constantly.
> i am not hooking up, nor putting up with an old man. fuck off.
Your hoax is up, he won't be your scapegoat when you eventually get caught and plea insanity over an imaginary shitposter.
> Not at all. You just fail to see that people don't have to meet your standards
There are no standards down here, no one is on mainstream sites exposing themselves as role models.
>and you need to stop making up false memories too
I call those dreams. But to each their own.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.40879 del
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>>40870
Oh good gawd... a talking toilet!!!


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.40880 del
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this is why niggers pay organizations to ban you

so they can be the only match for your sister on google's dating app

that nuke couldn't drop fast enough


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.40897 del
>>40872
No, there aren't. Now stop asking.
>>40873
And English is my main, and only language. <3
>>40874
my suggestions were already met, bro. i'm working on my show while not showing it off to people that don't like animation/visual novels :)
>why-
I've enforced them. You just ignored what your brain told you.
>Oh you do-
Stop lying.
>R-r-rul-
Dude. It's a fucking guy being harassed by a MUCH older, elderly person. Do you really want that to happen forever?
Or do you prefer I set boundaries?
>then why-
Why enable and encourage the behavior that goes on?!
>you-
He's legit older than you dude. Wouldn't it be creepy for your grandpa to join on your board too?
>u-
But she's not an elder.
>mu-
It's copyright infringement. That's illegal.
He has been harassing me for 4 years.
>>40879
Oh good god, a fucking insane person that should be locked in retirement home. Which is you


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.40908 del
>>40897
>Wouldn't it be creepy for your grandpa to join on your board too?
no diddles
the internet is for more than looking for people to fuck
its only creepy if you see that laptop of yours as one big diddling portal lol


King Georde 12/04/2024 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.40913 del
If they legalized child marriage, erectile dysfunction would cease being considered a legitimate condition. The only reason men cannot get erect is because they do not find their aged partner attractive.

The medical industry doesn't just thrive, it subsists entriely on misguided directives concerning only the symptoms and not the cause.

I. Hate. Niggers.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.40932 del
>>40908
not diddles :)


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.40944 del
>>40932
>not diddles :)
said diddles
lol


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.40964 del
>>40897
>And English is my main, and only language. <3
It might be a good thing, that way you can't understand Carmen and Hector arguing about who's fault it is how you turned out.
>Ive enforced them. You just ignored what your brain told you.
How exactly do you enforce them?
Any platform enforces it's rules. You ignore them you get banned or in your case an account termination on social media. How are you not able to avoid their policies if that's just what your brain tells you to do?
>Dude. It's a fucking guy being harassed by a MUCH older, elderly person. Do you really want that to happen forever?
>Or do you prefer I set boundaries
Again enforce your boundaries. None of us are forcing you to interact with him, /baaa2/ houses swedebro, but does he ever respond to any of us? Can't believe he can fill up his own threads by himself without needing to set boundaries.
>Why enable and encourage the behavior that goes on?!
Where? Your platforms that require accounts and info? Ty but no ty. I'm never touching discord, tiktok,, Instagram, or whatever else is out there or anything that allows private messaging. You wanna talk to me talk with me. Imo. I'm not into those scenes. Even youtube had that scene going on back in the hay day.
>He's legit older than you dude. >Wouldn't it be creepy for your grandpa to join on your board too?
Tbh. If you even make it to his age. What are you going to be doing? Still arguing with the ghost in your head that is him?
>But she's not an elder
She is your mother, she gave you life, and more love than you deserve. Next mother's day, you best hug her and thank her for not aborting you and holding onto you, instead of tossing you into the adoption system. In your culture she is your elder. Talk all you want about us, but that woman has had so much on her plate with you. Can you say the same of Joshie? Seems he lacked attention to give it to you
<mu-
Idk wtf you are replying to in my post
>It's copyright infringement. That's illegal.
>He has been harassing me for 4 years
You best lawer up.


anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.40965 del
>>40964
Well shit I meant: lawyer up.


anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.40972 del
>>40964
no one has even argued ABOUT me, lol you're delusional babe
>how-
Maybe if you had listened in school, you'll start listening online too! I've already followed every rule babe!
>N-none of us are-
Well you;er niot fucking controlling your elderly person or helping him OUT of the internet! He POSTS CHILDREN, HE STALKS ME AND MY ART, HE KEEPS REPOSTING IT AND SEEKS attention. This is NOT the attention you should be giving klim. Stop thinking it isn't a fucking PROBLEM for you and that elderly crackhead.
>What are you-
Dying if anything. Hopefully earlier because you just aren't worth educating. Just wait til you die or end up in a forest. With no one to talk to or take care of you. That'd be better.
>in your cultu-
What culture? I'm not from fucking spain, retard.


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>>40972
>>40932
Whatever you demand, Diddles.
Whatever.


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anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.41057 del
I'll be damned Klim. I got a black eye, on my right. I didn't realize I see better with it until it opened. My left eye is weaker I guess.


anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.41058 del
Atigamatism is a bitch in both eyes.


anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.41059 del
Astigmatism, I meant.


anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.41073 del
>>41057
>>41058
>>41059
Seeing double?


anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.41080 del
>>41057
>>41058
>>41073
>>41059
>seeing double
Double the stench, as your other senses start to compensate...


anonymous 12/05/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.41091 del
>>41080
My perception is off.



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