do nusoicacas really?

>>49962
nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>49964
oh my mcdonalds

>>49964
or something

oh

>Flood detected clitty leaking
why?

Anyoone know how the clean the mold my house is wood timber (unfinsihed) and ever since the toilet overlfowed 5 times in the one day i got black mold in all the rooms Fridge only comes on someties too. Bleach just makes it smell worse and yeah anyone know.

>>49968
this is why

SKIBIDI COB COB COB GEM GEM SKIBIDI GEM GEM COBSON

Cobson won
'cado won

Taco Bell Staff Shit Kicked Me Out Cause I Threw Out Their Because it tasted like shit. Considering Legal Actio. n. Opinion? Opinions?

So my wifes boyfriend participated in UK anti-immigration protests. This all started when i went to visit a cafe to get a soy latte. While i was enjoying my soy latte , a bunch of people were holding sign that held fascist beliefs and anti-immigration ideologies. I decided to be the big boy I am like im in a a retro video game and decided to throw my hot soy latte drink at them. While i was throwing it i noticed someone who looked familiar in the crowd. It was my wifes boyfriend, I felt betrayed this man slept with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed, played Animal Crossing on my Switch and he is against my beliefs? I am shocked. When I went back home and waited for my wifes boyfriend to come back from his facist protest. I replaced his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) with the communist manifesto. When he came back I was mad and I yelled at him for participating in that protest. I am feeling disgusted and I want someone to take this man away from me. After this i was looking for a new boyfriend for my wife to find. This all happened in my house.

OH. MY. SCIENCE. DID QUOTE JUST RESPOND TO ME, ON THE IRCORD? HOLYYYYYYYYYYY SOYLENT I HAVE TO SCREENCAP THIS AND SPAM IN ON /SOY/ FOR ALL MY FELLOW NUSOITRANNIES TO GOON TO! WTF. WTFFFFF. I NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED THIS AS A POSSIBILITY. THAT XE COULD SEE WHAT I ASKED AND... AND... REPLY TO IT??? WTFFFF???

Hello, my name is Quote and this is my story. I am a British faggot of whom is living in a rotting brick house in Portland. I am the current admin of the notorious hacker website called soyjack.bait. Yesterday, I was jacking off to gay porn with my third worlder shitskin janny friends and joking about how nusoycucks leak at every bait and meme we make on /soy/ (the main board). Eventually talking point became the new Hunky Twinky Sex Machine, a pinnacle of technology. They wanted me to have one since they couldn't afford one.  After our sesh ended, I went to the website it was being sold at and bought the big one for 900 quid, It was worth it because I needed a male figure to dominate me. After that I went to my advisor 9a0c and asked him if I can host an event on sharty. After gerting an approval I then went to the mod panel and locked down soy to tunnell the traffic to /jager/ (the funny inside joke we have in our cord) surprisingly this did not work and people started posting on other boards like qa or pol of which I had never looked at thus leading me to bot the site to aid the dying PPH. After this shitshow I reverted all the changes and told my jan jans to psyop the soyim into thinking it was a hack and none of this was intentional, of course those retarded soyjack spammers immediately forgot about it and moved on. *Knock Knock* My package finnaly arrived, it was a skinny brown man with a dark blue hoodie. <I's uhhh bring, I is this package for you habibi. He dropped the square box to the ground and wobbled back to his quadricycle. I could barely bring the box to my living room with my weak faggot arms and started tearing down the box. I started piecing the parts together and the result was a tall, black man with yellow dyed hair and makeup. I gazed over my work towering over me and before booting it up I got a text message by Froot: >you fucking retard you don't know what you are doing do you? I washed it off as another criticism by the old man since he wasn't the owner anymore. I pressed the button in the center of the machine's chest and xhe started rattling just like my vibrator, It started talking: ^I wuz joined soyjack community in 2025 …o-okay? ^I is like gooning to female jannys would you like to do that in me bedroom? ^EPI EPI EPI I looked at the manual and get it into fucking me unexpectedly xhe grabbed the paper from my hand and screamed at me ^IS DA FUGGEN JARDY This scared me so much but also I had a horny feeling that xhe just might try to rape me. He then hold me from my arms. I will name you… ^KYS I IS GOING TO DOX YOU.  he instead threw me across the room. Then I realised how insane this thing was, I jumped out of my window, since im very fragile; jumping from the floor level broke my ankle. I am now trying to escape from this retarded machine that is now trying to kill me since noone ever on the streets at late times with the fear of rape noone is going to help me-ACKKK!!!

Jed at your service

Hello, my name is Quote and this is my story. I am a British faggot of whom is living in a rotting brick house in Portland. I am the current admin of the notorious hacker website called soyjack.bait. Yesterday, I was jacking off to gay porn with my third worlder shitskin janny friends and joking about how nusoycucks leak at every bait and meme we make on /soy/ (the main board). Eventually talking point became the new Hunky Twinky Sex Machine, a pinnacle of technology. They wanted me to have one since they couldn't afford one.  After our sesh ended, I went to the website it was being sold at and bought the big one for 900 quid, It was worth it because I needed a male figure to dominate me. After that I went to my advisor 9a0c and asked him if I can host an event on sharty. After gerting an approval I then went to the mod panel and locked down soy to tunnell the traffic to /jager/ (the funny inside joke we have in our cord) surprisingly this did not work and people started posting on other boards like qa or pol of which I had never looked at thus leading me to bot the site to aid the dying PPH. After this shitshow I reverted all the changes and told my jan jans to psyop the soyim into thinking it was a hack and none of this was intentional, of course those retarded soyjack spammers immediately forgot about it and moved on. *Knock Knock* My package finnaly arrived, it was a skinny brown man with a dark blue hoodie. <I's uhhh bring, I is this package for you habibi. He dropped the square box to the ground and wobbled back to his quadricycle. I could barely bring the box to my living room with my weak faggot arms and started tearing down the box. I started piecing the parts together and the result was a tall, black man with yellow dyed hair and makeup. I gazed over my work towering over me and before booting it up I got a text message by Froot: >you fucking retard you don't know what you are doing do you? I washed it off as another criticism by the old man since he wasn't the owner anymore. I pressed the button in the center of the machine's chest and xhe started rattling just like my vibrator, It started talking: ^I wuz joined soyjack community in 2025 …o-okay? ^I is like gooning to female jannys would you like to do that in me bedroom? ^EPI EPI EPI I looked at the manual and get it into fucking me unexpectedly xhe grabbed the paper from my hand and screamed at me ^IS DA FUGGEN JARDY This scared me so much but also I had a horny feeling that xhe just might try to rape me. He then hold me from my arms. I will name you… ^KYS I IS GOING TO DOX YOU.  he instead threw me across the room. Then I realised how insane this thing was, I jumped out of my window, since im very fragile; jumping from the floor level broke my ankle. I am now trying to escape from this retarded machine that is now trying to kill me since noone ever on the streets at late times with the fear of rape noone is going to help me-ACKKKKKK

Stay comfy in Tel Aviv while you still can; cause I swear to Adolf Hitler himself if you foreskin-munching, nation-subverting, degeneracy-pushing, hand-rubbing, gene-stealing, oy-veying, christ-killing, loan-usuring, interest-charging, false-flagging, palestine-murdering, antichrist-worshipping, "liberty"-bombing, child-sacrificing, well-poisoning, terrorism-funding, 9/11-orchestrating, oven-dodging, war-profiteering speech-censoring, truth-suppressing, pilpul-shilling, penny-picking, genital-mutilating, epstein-islanding, white-genociding, ISIS-running, usury-committing, abrahamicreligions-faking, BLM-supporting, refugee-welcoming, nigger-slaving, adrenochrome-collecting, pedophilia-legalizing, porn-broadcasting, JIDF-shilling, dravidian-promoting, LGBT-flag-flying, coin-shaving, compound-interesting, clotshot-injecting, 6gorillion-crying, forever-kvetching, idea-stealing, talmud-thumping, fractional-banking, raisincoin-scamming, ponzi-scheming, shareblue-owning, Arbeit-avoiding, Rothschild-sucking, rhinoplasty-doing, eternal-victim satanic chosenite terrorist elite-mid-manager motherfuckers make yet another raisinty "Trump is a Jewish shill" post one more time, we will gas your illegitimate ass so hard you'll wish the holocaust actually happened. or something

Shitalalalalala soyjaks won

/qa/ won

/qa/ won
Sharty won
Cobson WABAG

Gratz you got the get away from Jordan. Now chekkem
>>50000

>NAJordan content
SYBAU.

>>50019
THOSNRW

Beware:
He lurks
He jerks
Still

>>50023
>>50023
>>50023
Oh whups... looks like we were so fucking wrong: he's back.
He never learns, does he?
What a complete retarded fucktard.
Six years PLUS now and counting.... jesus fucking christ...

Fascinating... HCCP posted on Board... Yonk comments on that post and draws attention to it... thread [understandably] deleted by admin.

What would Yonk be attempting to achieve doing such an insane thing?

Seems the CP and Yonk's post came from the same IP address... interesting...

Is this post sealioning?

>>50076
I told you just vol all the locals on the board. Occam's razor. Instead we're modding autist girls. And my train of thought is leaving me. Again.

Medications are a bitch and a half.

>>50090
I didn't even like taking the pain killer prescriptions I was given last time. Give me Jenk or give me a piss closet to engulf it all in stench.

>>50046
just like any place that has a lot of little boys
he cant stay away
the lure is too strong
>>50094
piss closet was a symptom not a medication
its a side effect of brewing and using jenk

>>50106
Son of a Carmen. My medications dont lead to nausea and drowsy modes. They lead to pissing in closets and grooming children online. Now I'm trying to groom Klimbert into marrying me.

>I have one repetitive joke and style of expression based off 2018 soyboys that don't even exist now
At least name it troonjak party/the tarty and make new original characters like Mutt. There's not a drop of soylent left anymore; the well's dry. Stubble & glasses are irrelevant.

It's the fault of the Poop Demon.

>>50128
thats what it look like when diddles turns the enema machine up to maximum
he keep going until it all come out yo mouth
stomach contents and bowel contents
his dream
poor little boys