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HIS NEW ALBUM IS OUT NOW!!! Scmoler Records 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No. 51816
HIS NEW & LATEST MUSIC ALBUM IS OUT AND AVAILABLE NOW!!!

Album: “Diaper Lover”
by Jordan Rivera aka. Mittens
Schmoler Records - a LTN Company
Album Length: 49' 17"
Genre: Retro Diapertronica

*** YouTube Album Playlist Link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V4b7P8jZwLDg1Jwfs5zNJKW

01 - Let Me Lick Your Skidmarks
02 - It's Raining Bullshit Tonight
03 - Welcome to the Shitshow
04 - The Shadow of My Wiener (The Stalker)
05 - Takin’ a Shit on the Company​’​s Time
06 - I'm Gonna Shit On Your Lawn
07 - (I Took a Shit at) Red Lobster
08 - A Dump So Big
09 - I Wrote This Song (While Taking a Shit)
10 - Holding My Shit
11 - She Left a Poop Streak (In the Toilet Bowl)
12 - She's Got Explosive Diarrhoea
13 - Prostate-Exam-with-Diarrhea Blues
14 - I Think I Just Shit In My Pants
15 - I'm Sorry I Shit On The Dancefloor (Live at the Bingo Club)
16 - I Just Pooped in My Pants
17 - Shitting Off the Dock of the Bay
18 - I Took A Poop So Huge (Now I Can't Walk)
19 - (My Shit Just Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher
20 - (Why is There) Shit in My Lasagne?
21 - Eating Poop for Breakfast
22 - Explosive Diarrhoea
23 - Free Rap (Yes it is really him) - Bonus Track


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.51818 del
Will you take reqs?


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.51819 del
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>>51816
Looks how proud and excited by his work!


Amelia 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.51821 del
>>51816
The exclamative feedback has already begun!

"Wow this is an artistic accomplishment people don't really get the level of musical genius at work here he is basically the Brian Wilson of 2026.
"Note the tracks, their names, their energy. It is an auditory representation of what it feels like to go through a bout of life-force draining nye-fatal liquid shit diarrhea. It's a journey through the toilet bowl when you've called in sick to work for the whole week. It's a masterclass in polymath artistry. While the music videos available on the release do enhance the experience, I actually recommend everyone just turn off the lights, put on the headphones and let Yonkers take you away. 10/10" - ID: qCusbwVJ 04/21/26.


Amelia 04/22/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.51827 del
>>51816
Holy Shit!
In just 24 hours, his album has already hit the Top 200 Charts!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V4b7P8jZwLDg1Jwfs5zNJKW


Amelia 04/22/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.51830 del
>>51827
Epic. I'll blast this on a portable speaker on the bus, sidewalk, park, you name it, even the grocery line!!!!!1! We'll be bumping this while on funerals and dancing on graves.


NOW HE'S GOT A NEW EP OUT AS WELL! Schmoler Records - a LTN Company 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.51832 del
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*** HIS NEW EP IS OUT AND AVAILABLE HERE NOW!!

NEW MUSIC EP
“I Licked My Own Poop” (The EP)
by Jordan Rivera aka. Yonkers/Mittens
Length: 8' 15”
Genre: Retro Diapertronica
Schmoler Records – a LTN Company

EP is available here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V7KzhMOSvQ91WiSIU4HcGnZ

Tracks:
“I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 1 (0:47)
“I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 2 (0:51)
“I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 3 (1:27)
“I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 4 (1:49)
“I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 5 (0:53)
“I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 6 (2:28)

Don't forget to get his album “Diaper Lover” as well, available free here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V4b7P8jZwLDg1Jwfs5zNJKW


Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.51847 del
>>51816
making misinformation is a crime, CORRUPTED.


Schmoler Records - a LTN Company 04/23/2026 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.51851 del
YES! ANOTHER ONE! HIS NEW MINI-ALBUM IS OUT & AVAILABLE HERE NOW!!

He has been so busy lately! Wow!

MUSIC MINI-ALBUM
“I Licked My Own Poop” (The Mini-Album)
by Jordan Rivera aka. Yonkers/Mittens
Length: 33:39
Genre: Retro Diapertronica
Schmoler Records – a LTN Company

'''This album is freely available here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V62sEacPnhWYhWyI-eFUEnu'''

Tracks:
01 - “I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 1 (0:47)
02 - “I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 2 (0:51)
03 - “I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 3 (1:27)
04 - “I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 4 (1:49)
05 - “I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 5 (0:53)
06 - “I Licked My Own Poop” - Version 6 (2:28)
07 - Better Than the Rest (Rock Power Ballad) (1:03)
08 - Cats Wearing Diapers (ElectroDubPop) (0:51)
09 - Forced Against My Will (Motown) (1:00)
10 - I Lick My Own Poop Remix (ElectroJazzStep) (2:46)
11 - Lick (Motown) (2:35)
12 - Licked My Own Poop (Slow Hard Rock) (3:00)
13 - Mittens (Indie Nu-Metal) (0:56)
14 - My Own Poop (Motown) (2:00)
15 - Pill (Indie Nu-Metal) (0:50)
16 - Sit (Emo Rock) (0:54)
17 - Some Sort of Pill (Motown) (1:00)
18 - Stalk (ElectroPop) (1:00)
19 - Taste (Indie Nu-Metal) (1:40)
20 - White (ElectroJazzPop) (3:08)
21 - White and English (Rock Power Ballad) (2:41)

The EP version is available here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V7KzhMOSvQ91WiSIU4HcGnZ

'''Don't forget to get his album “Diaper Lover” as well, available free here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V4b7P8jZwLDg1Jwfs5zNJKW'''


Amelia 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.51862 del
lol k mans upped his game again


Amelia 04/24/2026 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.51874 del
>>51862
He has been very positively productively busy lately, hasn't he?

Lovin the "I Licked My Own Poop" album, Geordie. Some of your best. Be proud. It's selling like diapers flying off supermarket shelves!!!



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