Yonkers [Famous poster] (Poopcat, Ralsei, Asreal, Jewsreal, Jewsreal von Yonkers, Mittens, Joshie, Macker, Macker Reshlani, and others...)
1. A poster who is known for his autistic posts, the cult following of trolls
who orbit him, and his drawings of a cat named mittens. He came to bant under
the name ralsei, during this period of time he would make three threads and
fill them with his own replies. He would also go into other people's threads
and fill them with replies talking to himself. He liked undertale, eventually
people started trolling him and he would always take the bait. During this
time, he was doxxed by the schizo romanian, after posting a screenshot of his
ban. The IP address was in Yonkers, NY. People started calling him yonkers in
reference to the dox. Eventually he stopped namefagging and started posting
drawings of his own furry OCs. He created a short lived comic called "Nothing
Go" and made posts talking about his intentions to make an animated TV show
about it. The main characters of the show would be "Mittens" "The Human" and
"The Kitty Cat God". He claimed to be working on an anime called "Fakkaru". He
would often post diaper art of his fury OCs which lead to people accusing him
of being a "pedozoo diapershit". His trolls would edit his artwork to make it
so the characters were shitting themselves, eating poop, supporting nazism,
and killing black people. He would also create logos for a fictional company
called Lole TV, which was going to stream the animated TV series he thought
of. He has created many boards on various altchans all either called called
/baaa/ and /baniwani/. This practice attracted his arch nemisis "Klim", an
8chan user who had previously spent the majority of his time trolling somebody
named analockman. Yonkers went to war with his trolls for years but ended up
losing after his mom found out about the trolling and convinced him to stop
using /bant/. He still posts on /b/ drawthreads (where the /b/tards) call him
poopcat, and on discord (where the people call him mittens). He is often
considered to be the /bant/ equivalent of chris chan. His other trolls,
include: ramphysics, spaceman, the schizo romanian (initially), and many
others. He is a fan of Steven Universe, Thudercats Roar, and other TV shows on
cartoon network.
[In response to an OP that has shit in it] "Yonkers..."
"Yonkers is klim's moby dick. Only this time the whale is browner, fatter, and
stupider." (
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/16963988/#16979016)
"The King of Yonkers, New York has returned! Go sicko mode on those meanie
monsters!" (
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/16914143/#16914242)
Related pages:
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/8460992/#8460992 (funny yonkers drawing)
https://files.catbox.moe/y2yacf.mp3 (Yonkers yelling)
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (yonkers mom finds out about the trolling)
https://www.deviantart.com/gwow19 (deviantart)
https://endchan.net/baaa2/ (example of one of the /baaa/ boards)
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/11919863/#11919863 (copypasta and derivitives by yonkers)
https://files.catbox.moe/uxc4cg.mp3 (singing the "king of bant" copypasta
https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Entertainment_Wiki (his self maintained wiki)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1NJ3LCkZbVw [Embed] (later drama pt1)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bjmb45ywRyE [Embed] (later drama pt2)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cB9ncHXu_3s [Embed] (later drama pt3)
https://kiwifarms.st/members/makama.102716/ (his kiwi farms account)
https://pastebin.com/BHpXHiNV (list of his accounts)