ai can rebuild it
for the storyline just ask a chatbot to write a story from the view of a pdd mexican diddler
for the illustrations maybe a lora can be trained on the previous issues

Absolutely NOT.
And that is not even the original story!!!

The story was about slice of life/dramedy/action bullshit! Jake going skateboarding while Mittens just... chills around the house!

Give it up, tardo.
It's over.
You lost.

who remembers the issue where jake had to escape from a fat mexican who was tryna diddle him but the mexican got distracted by eating mittens poopies
that was a classic

>>44840
Jampacked is an autisically soiled roll of toilet paper created by Diddles Rivera's lack of impulse control. It was originally stored under his pillow back in 2021 after the 2020 version of its original incarnation was licked spotless. It featured the three main characters, Pink Eye, Cholera, and of course E. Coli.
>>44847
I remember specifically a panel of that issue being a scratch and sniff limited edition. While tempting the readers to give it a lick for a tangy pill flavored delight tbh.

• Jake "The Jenk" Roller (originally named The Forbidden Jar), who is the leader and main underaged victim of the team. He likes to piss in closets all the time, seemingly for no reason. He was once innocent to an unknown world, now living in unfathomable horror.

• Poopcat, a feral stray cat that somewhat mysteriously vanished from the neighbor's yard. Is always in panic for surprise enemas, soiled pamps and so. Mostly acts neurotic, sobs in private.

• Kiddie God (real name smeared on the living room carpet), who is classified as fluid category 5, the highest risk level for cross-contamination of the team.

>>44847
>>44848
>>44849
All of these are Yonkers’ “Jampacked” Official ©®™ Canon Lore

The jenkum induced series of events began production and developmental disorders sometime after 2019, which technically started off as droplets of questionable cake originally scattered about as if "Nothing" in said year. This was because the creator wanted to actually make a show of dominance in the Rivera household, additionally with some theories circulating about that the EvilShartLord TP was "flushed down", which was formed into a clogged toilet, while the former was secondary excrement, or a programming block on sewage pipes. Now, for the main event still started on likely the beginning half of 2020, but was mostly being stained onto tighty-whities. (Sniff at own risk)

This would lead to the name being called "Stanko Inc", which was used as a fragrance from a decade of built up tear inducing stench up to around mid-April 2022.

During the bowl shattering movement's production resulting in Poseiden's Kiss, both were fermenting at the time, and the concoction almost became completely lost. The spillage was to air out on scavenged diapers (likely found in dumpsters) soaked and absorbed. However due to the creator almost not resisting gargling it up, the delusions had almost been 'cancelled' due to "constipation in 2020" but this was not the case, however.

The rest of the explosive episodes were planned before, but they're being clenched in for now. The straining stool was renamed in around 2021 to 2022. The first symptom in 2020 is likely an unknown watery flatulence, but is called "detrimental bowel leakage" (see messy), which had a bit of a different taste with the characters introduced in a feverish fecal frenzy. And another character was sampled there too.

>>44847
so now you're seeing jake as a "minor"? fuck you. he's not even a minor OR adult. he's just an ambiguous skunk for crying out loud. how can a fucking SKUNK get "diddled" anyway. plus there was never a "fat mexican" because there is none at all. stop "joking".
>>44848
>>44849
>>44851
You're a monster.

>44852
What a Meanie Monster, posting such sexually-charged erotically explicitly pedographic butt-sniffing flufferian porn.

You're not a "meanie", you're a horrible being who doesn't know when enough is enough.

Despite the current batch of jenkum already in effect, there were also recycled pamps to soil the sheets like "Droppings to Chew", which was likely an alternate take on the rancid closet we know now. And some names like "Diahhrea Explode!" or "Scatpacked Disasters", which respectively, this almost reeked a bit like a petrified dingleberry and the other was kind of hinting a fourth expulsion of butt mud. The fourth one involved a male cat anus but purple in context, this involved scatology.

Jenkem... makes retards feel sexy

>>44852
diddles knew it was him that was being talked about from the description of a
>fat mexican diddler who eats poopies
diddles gets angry because he only diddles minors and i didnt take that into account when saying he diddles jake
all the lols ayyy
>>44851
>>44855
someone should keep the wiki up to date with all this lore
i aint knew it go so deep

>>44848
you know what me too
ima try to find that
i think it had one of those blue shit certificates from serbia or chile or sth on it so it should be easier to narrow down

>>44855
>>44862
I fucking hope you choke on poison ya creep.

Over the series' of flaking feces, fermented smells and potent production, there were 3 messes displayed. Not counting the forest of unknown facial pubes, which would later be trimmed.

Currently, the recent perversion of the messes is a bit similar to the same flavor from 2 years ago but "brewed better, and more consistent in texture" as Diddles says. The slop on this one is Jake and Poopcat doing it so good all over a video game console (titled the PooPooStation, after users of Roblox simultaneously relieved themselves in 2016), which would later be shamed to prevent any diaper snatching or "ERPing" use of the PZDStation 1, which the console was creamed on repeatedly.

The first plop, which began nearly the same as Poseiden's Kiss but had more of a Mole's Caress. And had a different squat style, nearly irritating the "Pelvic Floor Muscles" defiling that was infamous in the past gassy times. It started out with the iconic kitchen sink but with more windows than two sealed shut to prevent losing fumes. Said three main characters were slathered into the couch, while KG dripped onto the floor. Supposedly "watching" TV, it was later revealed that Diddles was feeling funny after thinking of Fig. They then have a little talk about poopies to snack on throughout the day. The runny shits are likely infected with yeast but the mushroom creamshots have luckily thrived.

This became one of the first purified splashy backfires which is either pending some diminished potency or a "baked pamp cake", which that is sort of unlikely for this one.

The second splotch, now remade into said indecent perversion, began a bit wetter. But the toilet was in the "woods" suffering a brown pound now and had a bit of texture. Like previously huffed before, it was festering but except for Jake finding somewhere to hide after watching Male Cat Anuses on display Poopcat begged him to avoid causing another shitshow, which hints a scent of fecal fog that this was causing diapers to erupt, referring to the creator that was going to "awaken" the Colon of Coprophilia, one of the curdled "Squirts" in 2016 which remained leaking ultimately until further notice. As this mystery blotch went on, there was a "continuity break" in the process of poopies crawling back into the poopshoot. A "golden shower" character was added and was corroding the closet floor boards. This was then removed in the Mother Rivera Riots due to "baking soda not masking stuff like foul odors in the beginning" introduced to Gatorade bottles before. There was another character while Jake was "calling the suicide hotline" in which he sees the creator breaking down Mother Rivera's door down and then turns off the TV. This was also removed from the household, but both incidents are still hidden in Rectal Suppositories.

>>44862
Diddles is either trying to memory hole the success of the first edition issues, or hoard them all to himself. Like those people who wear tinfoil hats, except its scratch and sniff stickers of cat scat stickers, dissolving into his skin.

Yonkers [Famous poster] (Poopcat, Ralsei, Asreal, Jewsreal, Jewsreal von Yonkers, Mittens, Joshie, Macker, Macker Reshlani, and others...)
1. A poster who is known for his autistic posts, the cult following of trolls
who orbit him, and his drawings of a cat named mittens. He came to bant under
the name ralsei, during this period of time he would make three threads and
fill them with his own replies. He would also go into other people's threads
and fill them with replies talking to himself. He liked undertale, eventually
people started trolling him and he would always take the bait. During this
time, he was doxxed by the schizo romanian, after posting a screenshot of his
ban. The IP address was in Yonkers, NY. People started calling him yonkers in
reference to the dox. Eventually he stopped namefagging and started posting
drawings of his own furry OCs. He created a short lived comic called "Nothing
Go" and made posts talking about his intentions to make an animated TV show
about it. The main characters of the show would be "Mittens" "The Human" and
"The Kitty Cat God". He claimed to be working on an anime called "Fakkaru". He
would often post diaper art of his fury OCs which lead to people accusing him
of being a "pedozoo diapershit". His trolls would edit his artwork to make it
so the characters were shitting themselves, eating poop, supporting nazism,
and killing black people. He would also create logos for a fictional company
called Lole TV, which was going to stream the animated TV series he thought
of. He has created many boards on various altchans all either called called
/baaa/ and /baniwani/. This practice attracted his arch nemisis "Klim", an
8chan user who had previously spent the majority of his time trolling somebody
named analockman. Yonkers went to war with his trolls for years but ended up
losing after his mom found out about the trolling and convinced him to stop
using /bant/. He still posts on /b/ drawthreads (where the /b/tards) call him
poopcat, and on discord (where the people call him mittens). He is often
considered to be the /bant/ equivalent of chris chan. His other trolls,
include: ramphysics, spaceman, the schizo romanian (initially), and many
others. He is a fan of Steven Universe, Thudercats Roar, and other TV shows on
cartoon network.

[In response to an OP that has shit in it] "Yonkers..."

"Yonkers is klim's moby dick. Only this time the whale is browner, fatter, and
stupider." (https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/16963988/#16979016)

"The King of Yonkers, New York has returned! Go sicko mode on those meanie
monsters!" (https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/16914143/#16914242)

Related pages:
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/8460992/#8460992 (funny yonkers drawing)
https://files.catbox.moe/y2yacf.mp3 (Yonkers yelling)
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (yonkers mom finds out about the trolling)
https://www.deviantart.com/gwow19 (deviantart)
https://endchan.net/baaa2/ (example of one of the /baaa/ boards)
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/11919863/#11919863 (copypasta and derivitives by yonkers)
https://files.catbox.moe/uxc4cg.mp3 (singing the "king of bant" copypasta
https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Entertainment_Wiki (his self maintained wiki)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1NJ3LCkZbVw [Embed] (later drama pt1)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bjmb45ywRyE [Embed] (later drama pt2)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cB9ncHXu_3s [Embed] (later drama pt3)
https://kiwifarms.st/members/makama.102716/ (his kiwi farms account)
https://pastebin.com/BHpXHiNV (list of his accounts)

Seriously, do you not know how fucking manic this is? Making fun of one fucking property on an OLD FUCKING PAGE edited from 3 years ago, and turning it into an unwanted, unconsentual scat page. I do not want scat on my characters, as much as I don't want you fucking with any of my creations. For the love of any entity, you're genuinely, unapologetically crazy for doing this. It's kinda criminal level, really.

Also, "bait" doesn't mean sending a minor-turned-adult creepy messages about how you want to fuck their own snapchat persona, unwanted advances over normal emotions, nor does it mean you can get away with making my stuff into a pervert's scat fantasy. People like you are the actual fucking reason why there are like, no more new creators anymore. You creep them off, even when you're not doing so.

And I know the kind of stuff I draw - which is tame - but I'd never go far into making it into THAT. As a matter of fact I wouldn't go far as to describe yonkers this way. You aren't a fucking troll, either. Usually, internet trolls attempt to seek attention by posting "tame memes", this isn't being tame.
The whole behavior of yours (and the board) is defined as uncontrollably violent, sexual;y charged, cherry picking, and fucking gross enough to the fact you don't deserve to be called a troll. The more you repost the same spammed image, video, any other nook and cranny just makes you an insane, desperate person, at the ripe age of 90 years old. It's just as bad as being someone who can't ignore a person nor let them "change". Whatever the WEIRD hate is, it's all insanity from people who are insane. But Klim is mainly the one responsible for spreading the same hashtaggy, AI-covered, moronic edit for dozens of times, he's more than to blame. Fuck all of you for wasting your boring lives on me, of all people.

>either trying to memory hole the success of the first edition issues

What issues, retard? The Nothing comics? They were never issues, just short comics that are overdue for 'remastering'.
>or hoard them all to himself. Like those people who wear tinfoil hats, except its scratch and sniff stickers of cat scat stickers, dissolving into his skin.

What kind of lunacy are you on. There is no "scratch and sniff" of my stuff, for your sick fetish, you fucking disgusting, cuckoo-maggoted screeching prick. Deleting info is a godo thing if it's a concept that's been updated to something actually good. Like how most profit-artists try to do for their style, if not every other being - capable of their stuff, can make it more better than their first post (if they feel so.) Admit you're crying becauze you'll never get my NEW wiki, with NEW updated images, that YOU will NEVER SEE.

Your posts of "poop-related" stuff are a major reason why. I may not mind pests, but I don't like it when someone goes overboard with it.

>>44852 >>44854 >>44863 >>44869 >>44870 >>>>44874

Thyla why are you screenshotting my OLD WIKI?!

Noice prank post you got there, Klimothy

Yoinkres the Poopscat has a new favourite video game he plays with himself

Nice try, Yonkers...
Everybody knows they are incest siblings, are both wearing diapers and wanna fuck little boys together.

Thanx /b/

>>44916
White bread for a Caucasian white adult, of course

>>44924
>>44925
What beautiful love letters to Diddles

First Appearance

Appeared to the creator in a wet dream when digging around in an abandoned litter box.

Voiced by

Trembling braps that shake the very walls of the Rivera household.

Physical Description

Birthday

Perpetually doomed to a 5 year old mind.

Species

Gato De Caca.

Gender

Eunuch.

Occupation

Serving as a sexual release for the creator.

Due to the slow and agonizing ruptures forced onto stray cats, most victims, and images might have to be scrubbed off the history books.


"Hi there!"

- Mittens' usual coerced quote when luring in unsuspecting kiddies.

PoopCat (commonly known as a Petri Dish of the creator's bodily fluids) is a scat-fed character, the second member of the "Shidded Pants Squad Trio", and is one of the main inspirations in the first incident of Poopacked pills being plucked out fresh from the toilet bowel by the creator. He is created/designed by Mike Riverson. Hinting that Diddles may have stolen "OC."

History/Development

During a new excretion which would be then-steaming, he was originally shat out without a nose, and wore rim jiblits as clothing. He was just simply referred to as a shibiblet in 2018, and sometimes/mostly to this day. He was then plucked out of the booty jungle again with a fox snout, and was on all fours (possibly a feral-deformed chalky-nugget then) - which would serve as a first design until he was re-absorbed into aa litter box after sometime in 2019.

>>44938
I can't fap to this childish nonsense...

>>44938
lol this is comprehensively researched
im surprised diddles aint come in to confirm it all in opposite talk

it was never confirmd in the first place
because
unlike some people
i don't spend my time re-editing people's normal information
into a sick twisted scat-riddled version of said information
your opposite talk excuses are invalid. there was no "opposite" to begin with. it was only normal stuff written because im not a "creep"

1. look who's talking. you sexualized me - my real self, and said many fucked up, creepy things to me - right before i turned 18. and you're still blaming *me* for your *own* "fuck ups". talk about sheer hypocrisy and manipulation. you're the creep here.
2. your "canon law" isn't even canon, nore code. not to mention, you do thing with your "canon", you don't own my series, characters, nada. you are merely just trying to make me feel bad again by saying something clearly false in contrast with how *i* write stuff. i will never write nor draw scat for you just because you happen to lie about it. it's actually offensive to think you "own" everything that i've created, because you don't actually draw nor have any idea how to make even one cartoon that's likable. no, toilet man isn't the answer, and neither is making shitty impact memes under an imgflip account.
2.1 "so mote it be" isn't even fitting for something that i don't write as christian. i don't know where you're getting this idea from the bible, but it needs to stop. the CRTM symbols are also getting pretty stale (not funny at all).

>>44951
What a hot, sexy, alluring and erotically homosexual post!

I think you need to attempt and complete some more basic research before you post next time, anon.

>Canon
Boom!

>You/I
Who? Name your subject, anon. Is it Burn Niggers?

>Christian
cf. Ezekiel 23:20-21

quick correction:
you do nothing with your so-called canon, it is a big joke that just needs to die, like many of your other uncomedic code words. you actually need to stop

>im surprised diddles aint come in to confirm it all in opposite talk
>>44942
>comes in to confirm it all in opposite talk
thx diddles lol

Still fake.

>>44974
Nice trolling, Klimothy
The real Yonk is dead.
He said so.

Umm, kill yourself.

>fake
i dont have pdd
my pp aint a tiddler
dont listen to my victims
you can trust the diddler

not pdd parrot
i dont only squark
since everything is fake
in my opposite talk

wtf was I thinking?