>>22009
I like poo, diapers and my young family members. Pleased to meet you.

>>22009
He goes by many names. Geordie, poopcat, Stanko, Sploinky Yoinky Rivera, etc. This creature exists in multiple methodology sects.

>>22030
Oh... this story... is... uuuuuhhh...

>>22026
i've never been known as geordie, or poopcat, or stanko.
i've ONLY BEEN KNOWN AS:
>macker
>starruko
>woodyentgroup
>mittens
and nothing fucking else!
>>22009
Hey idiot OP, I'm NOT a half african mestizo at all. I AM AN ENGLISH AMERICAN ONLY RESIDING IN AMERICA.
I DO NOT LIKE SCAT AT ALL.
I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED A FUCKING SCAT FETISH AT ALL AND THESE ATTENTION SEEKING NIGGERS ONLY CLAIM OTHERWISE, WITH NO SUPPORTED EVIDENCE. THEY ARE ALSO UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH A MAN SMARTER THAN A PEDOPHILE (KLIM)

>fanbase
we aren't just a fanbase, we're a cult. we pray to yonkers every day and sacrifice cats in diapers in his honor

>>22036

>I've ONLY BEEN KNOWN AS:
So… WHO does he want to be known as TODAY? Let’s play along with his childish little Game!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / woodyentgroup / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Shmarty …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.

>English
Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, Kent, England, Great Britain
>scat
This is the guy who deliberately shat in his hand, licked the shit, and said it "tasted like some sort of pill".

LEST WE FORGET

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out Autistic paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 🙄

>>22036

“The Yonkers Game!”

Oh yeah! It’s time to tune in to today's unmissable episode of "The Yonkers Game!"

Let's see what unexpected comical hi-jinx our host Yonkers/Poopcat has in store for us today, shall we? Yonkers/Poopcat is your Ringmaster, and runs his Game his way. It's always hilarious play-along fun-and-games on "The Yonkers Game!" , screening every day, right here. It’s great family entertainment.

✨ Today’s Episode #2,225 ✨

✨ View the Episode: https://youtube.com/shorts/G19sE36gASg

🎶🎵 Soundtrack to "The Yonkers Game": https://files.catbox.moe/vtmbdb.mp4 🎵🎶

Thanks, Poopcat!

>>22065
Y'know, I'm starting to think that maybe this Yonkers guy is not the full quid, y'know?

>>22036
The Geordee show series.
>>22080

>>22043
no you're an obsessive freak who should leave me alone. you've never prayed to anyone
>>22046
>>22047
STOP COPYPASTING AND ADMIT YOU'RE UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED! LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
>>22065
that isn't fucking OPPOSITE TALK THAT'S LITERAL FUCKING TRUTH. I DO NOT JACK OFF TO EXPOSED FECAL MATTER

>>22083
lol georide you like it hidden ay
shitted pants is your version of lingerie
you want a surprise when you peel it off
imagine the smell

>>22083

Here we can discuss implementing the Final Solution to the 'Klim Problem'

According to Yonkers ‘Official©®™ Canon Lore’, Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…

KLIM IS TO BLAME FOR ALL of it. THESE ARE THE CRIMES HE ADMITS HE IS GUILTY OF:

Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Hamas Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Chemtrails Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Eggs Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Micro Penis Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Flatulence Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Holocene Extinction Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes Epstein Island BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…

IT IS ALL KLIM’S FAULT!! What a complete CRIMINAL PEDO BASTARD!

Yonkers was RIGHT! Thank you, Poopcat!

---------------------------------------------------------
©®™ Poopcat Co. 20223
“Secret Squirrel Seen Shitting on Secret Starter Road”
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩ 😏


🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…

>>22083
Thanks for playing this game (You) invented, anon. It's always so much fun to see you take pointless shitposting so seriously.

>>22016
>Yonkers von Poopcat
I was already scared before, now I don't know what to think
>>22030
>Backs away slowly

>>22036
Oh. You actually replied. Ummm, you don't still draw furries, do you?

>>22100

When Yonkers von Poopcat speaks, you must listen and obey. Or suffer his stencherous wrath. This is Official©️®️™️ Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens Canon Lore.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

>>22109
I'm already very afraid

>>22111
Fear feeds Yonkers PDD Autistic screeching rage and hate.
Please tread wearily around him.
You have been so forewarned.

>>22100
Why the hell are you scared of someone being harassed.
Are you now realizing that Klim's a fucking evil creep?
>>22109
Man I really need you to kill yourself. You're very fucking persistently annoying
Nobody is suffering any wrath from you, no one is being afraid of me rightfully calling YOUR PEDO ASS out.
Please. Put a drill in your skull and die.
>>22111
Klim's really evil. He keeps obsessing over my face all the time too, even when I was a minor
>>22114
PDD Autistic screeching rage and hate does not exist, stop trying to hide your actions you sicko.

>>22191
i thought you wanted to forget the past
why you bringing it up bro
its almost as if you want to talk about your poopoo eating
or cammy beating
or mushrooming to the convo with a 15 yo girl

>>22193
NOT bringing up the past AND misintepreting it improves your health, you know? It's a lot more healthy to not mischaracterize it.

>>22236
>>22191
It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.

It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.

>>22236
lol i aint taking health advice from a fat poo eater who
>has a condition
that leads to piss jugs and feet mold

>>22093

Wow... just look at this confession of Klim's! He sure is a bad meanie monster!

>>22300
sorry sweetie i'm not a fat poop eater, and i dont have any condition???? what in FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN PISS IN JUGS LOL

>>22638
Did you get cured of your piss bottle condition, anon? That's great news. Must be great knowing you're turning 5-yo now. Congratulations. No more wearing diapers for you now. You're a Big Boy now.

>>22713
>did you get cured of a condition you never even had
you mean a habit. no, i just stopped collecting pee bottles. i already know they smell like pee.
>turning 5-yo now
I'M NOT A CHILD YOU FUCKING PEODPHILE.

>>22719
Why were you even collecting pee bottles to begin with?

>>22719
>habit of collecting pee bottles
Gees anon... that's not something you should be proud to boast of...

>5-yo
That's your minds' age, dum dum.

>>22739
You're a fucking creep
>proud to boa-
I was not boasting.
>>22729
Why would you care? You'd do the same thing if you got tired of getting up and using the toilet each time.

>>22745
> got tired of getting up and using the toilet each time

Gees anon... that is not something you should be proud to admit to and boast of, either...

>>22638
>i'm not a fat poop eater
picrel
>i dont have any condition
idk where the i have a condition screenshot is but someone got it im sure
it looks like its from a livestream and you answering why you got a piss closet
> I DONT EVEN PISS IN JUGS LOL
no now that cammy dead and you moved into her room you prolly just piss the bed

>>22751
>>22751
>>22751
It's amazing that he thinks:
>I'm fat, lazy and unhygienic, so this is the obvious course of action
is a good counterargument.

>>22812
Looks like anon is proud to admit and boast that he is a fat lazy fucker!

https://rb.gy/80actj

>>22820
That's not admitting nor boasting. I'm not a "fat lazy fucker".

>>22825
Repeating yourself to cope with your shitty errors is not helping you any further. It just declines your health

>>22855
>shitty errors
Eating shit and telling the world about it is an error.
Collecting diaper fetish porn of minor cartoon animals shitting their pants is an error.

Good morning, Jordan. What do you want to whinge and whine about today? Did someone hurt your fee-fees somehow? Pleasel let us know - whatever it may be. For surely here no one here will care but to laugh at you.

>>22878
He said sexual stuff at me when I was a minor, that's an unforgivable error.
>calling cartoons minors
Delusional.
>shitting their pa-
Just because they draw the diaper big doesnt mean they'd draw messy alts
>>22938
It's not Ew at all. Better than your pedo face

>>22943
>forgetting the law every time it's convenient
Delusional.
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&path=%2Fprelim%40title18%2Fpart1%2Fchapter71&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A
>including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting
>It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.

>>22942
Calling you out for your disgusting actions to minors is NOT "whinging or whining".
It's reminding people how sick and twisted you are.
>no one here will care
I wish they would. So people can get you off the internet for good.
And so this board can rot, too.

>>22975
This board will never rot while you feed it new content daily. You are the reason it exists and you like to keep it running.

This board *will* die eventually.

You cannot just grow attached to this BORING board forever, you know?

>>22953
Sexualizing real teenagers/children is not humor.
That's legit csem behavior

>>23044
>csem
That's a term that only an active practising paedophile would know about anon...

>>23044
When you're too PDD autistic to understand how jokes work, yes.
Are you too PDD autistic to understand how jokes work?

>>23043
>i dont understand why the fire i keep fuelling wont go out
lol geordie
hitting the big 2 0 didnt make you any less retarded ay lol

>>23051
>only an act-
No, moron.
it's what normal people use to refer to material about identifiable, real children being hurt.. god you're an imbecile.
>>23058
Your "PDD" excuse language has nothing to do with this, and neither do I. I do not have that fake disorder you make up.
None of these facts or post is characterized by "any delay",
i've looked this shit up and checking my posts - there is none.
>to understand how jo-
To joke about something is to not used a child incapable of consenting to an adult or whatever red flag that is cosidered grooming.
Grooming is not a joke.
Calling a photo of a child from mother and father ANY inappropriate name is not a joke, NOR something to be joked about.
If you still see nothing wrong in me being abused from when I was younger or even any year, then by all means you're a sociopath, and a psycho.
>>23060
Just you wait. You *will* grow out of this boring hellhole.
I mean, who the fuck would ever like this board.
No one that's a sane or normal person.
No one who thinks harassment is bad by default.

>i've looked this shit up
Geordie at it again.

>>23062
You don't see it because you have PDD.
>Grooming is not a joke.
When you are too PDD to understand adult jokes.

>>23062
We all adore Our Boi Geordie's beautifully personified love language for his b/f Klimmy.
Look how he adores him.
Why else would he keep coming back here to keep talking to him? it must be love.
Or stalking...

>>23062
lol geordie lets make a deal
i will grow out of this board when you grow out of shit like bluey
you first

a pedozoo

>>33985
Yonkers Restaurant

>>22009
>fanbase/board
This is an insane place not a board. No one's a fan here
>he a 3 part ser-
fuck off you edit my stuff on purpose. you hate me

>>34006
>hate
That's rich, coming from a racist anti-semmite.

>>33989
Yonkers!
No!
Stop!
Don't!

>>34006
>This is an insane place not a board
So why visit?

>>34020
Only Geordie knows this answer.
It does not makes sense, does it?

>>34020
Why waste time on someone who's just autistic. You're better than that, right? Go on, get a life.

>>34036
It's America's favourite game. Excuse me for broadening my cultural horizons.

>>34036
Is that it? Is that the best comeback you've got?
Come on, try harder, Jordan.
You attack people like a little kid with a scraped knee.

>>34041
That's a fake game and you know it
>>34047
Bro is harassing a doppelganger. Jordan's dead

>>34349
So was quiddich, doesn't stop people playing it.
>Jordan's dead
That's what happens to groomers. Was he beaten to death by angry parents, or shanked in the prison showers?

>>34353
Did he kill himself off mentally again?

>>34369
Yes, it looks like it was an emergency attempt to get out of the situation he found himself in once it was revealed that he's been grooming at least one minor over a year. There's no coming back from that, so the only PDD solution he could come up with is "I died I am new person now who didn't groom minors, so you can hit the reset button".
It didn't work for obvious reasons.

>>34358
But he's NOT a groomer, thoughever.
And neither those happened. He'd rather drown in water, or nothing.

>>34371
>a situation
>of what has never happened
i've still never groomed nor did any erp with anyone, lol
i was never willing for that actually"

he told me this

>>34372
>>34374
Out of curiosity Jordan, does this work on children? I mean, sure it works on your little victim Coop, but he's retarded. I mean the others you try to groom, do they believe this?

>>34377
out of curiosity, why do you think everyone is a victim to you? why do you think everyone "grooms"? this is worse than the everybody p**ps book. please stop joking and lying immediately

>>34378
I don't. I know your victims are victims and that you are a groomer. Any more retarded attempts to reframe reality or is that all?

>>34379
>I know
That you're retarded? Yes you are.
Good boy, there there. You aren't the tool in the shed.
>reframe
That's what you are doing. Nigga go make someone else a villain with glitter

>>34384
PDD is a form of retardation, but we're not talking about that problem of yours, we're talking about your grooming of minors.

Describing it as a fanbase is a pretty generous way to put it.

As far as I can tell, most of the people who frequent this board are either trolls, or Jordan's victims.

>>34475
jordan rivera support group
for those wanting to discuss the effects of jordan riveras or those affected by them

>>34475
>>34476
Did Jordan shoot Trump?

>>34387
Never had problems. Never groomed.

And no, I didn't groom Tails from Sonic either, he's not a minor.

>>34487
pathological liar and assassination conspirator spotted

>>34524
Whups!
Jordan told a lie!
How embarrassing for him.
He will apologise.
He always admits his mistakes when he is wrong.

>>22009
some guy who grooms people and draws porn/fetish art of CHILDREN
also it isn't a fanbase it's just for making fun of him alá Chris Chan

he also supports daniel lyons

>>34527
this one gets it

>>34526
he's not real, right? plus sega removed all "canon" information about them, rendering it uh, non-canon. not o mention isn't it weird to put ages on characters that arent real

>>34527
not exactly
also i dont see how a 40 year old gets compared to me makes your point any 'valid'
>>34528
uh yeah because his font work doesnt suck
>some guy who gro-
no.
>and draws porn/fetish art of-
fictional characters, not "Children". i mean, i'd negver draw fucking issy simpson, right? THAT'S a child, not a stupid fictional robot cat

>>34530
You're right, you were retarded to bring Tails up in the first place. Should we continue talking about the real minors you groom online?

>>34532
never groomed anyone online, sorry bud :)

>>34531
>>34533
Nice stolen art.

>>34533
Back to the flat out lying again then, okay. Doesn't change reality, so I'm going to ignore that.
How's Cooper?

>>34536
Cooper is Dead.
He got shot trying to shoot Trump.

>>34538
No wonder you and Jordan get on so well Klim, you like to muddy the waters and he likes butt mud.

>>34535
well, where's it from then?
>>34536
doesnt chamge what? your point vof view on me> thats cute, you being delusional to someone smarter than yourself. so they have to keep saying the same old bullshit until it gets tiring and forgotten, if only that were a possible outcome. but no, you keep bringing up streams from 2 years ago, and 5 years ago.. both of which i've moved on from.
>>34538
if he's dead then explain how he drew my cat oc again? exactly, stop fucking lying.
>>34540
No wonder you're a disgusting pervert.

>>34542
You already played the "smarter" card before PDD boy. I replied pointing out that with a bit of searching you can find the archive post proving I was accepted to a club for literal geniuses.
However, that's not what this is about. This is about your attempts to groom minors.
How did your catfishing plan go, did your target believe that trollfighterchick was really a girl and not you in disguise when you contacted them on that other site?

>>34542
Thanks for the pasta, Klim.
It's pretty early for you today, isn't it?

>>34542

See this post: >>34498

>>34543
what attempts, or catfishing??? dude go to sleep
>>34544
nothing of my post is considered 'pasta'.
>>34545
well?
you still haven't told me where this "art" was "stolen" from. can't be bothered to image reverse search?

>>34552
"Hello minor, we should be friends since we both hate Thyla, let's talk in private."

How Carmen should have raised Geordie.

>>34611
Yup. Jordan can't read. ESL.

>>34612
so im going to be raised by being punched as a plush
>>34622
i do read, E*F*L. its my first language

>>34639
>efl
https://www.thoughtco.com/english-as-a-foreign-language-efl-1690597
lol

>>34639
English is a Foreign Language

>>42199
Lovin' the new Xmas clothes, Geordie.

what would happen if we all just ignored him

>>48958
he would diddle a hundred more boys
eat some poopies
look at some male cat anus
beat his mama
punch some holes in the wall
and flash his button mushroom on a livestream
and spam the board
all his usual attention seeking ways

>>48958
nothing
nothing would happen
except he would move on and make art as always
he wouldnt go his way to even draw for children
he is not a kids artist
he is a cartoonist from 1971

>>48988
>he would move on
even when you pretending to be dead you cant leave lol
diddles you kidding yourself if you think you gonna move on

>>48991
i'm a man you retard
im not ur shitty tulpas of violin players,

>>48993
people who diddle little boys are nearly always men
whats your point diddles

>>48995
i???? just got here

im not a predator at all.... replying to something as a newbie is not automaticaly a pedophile. learn that for once before talking, dunce.

Such sexy erotic posts from a brand new anon!

Who can it be?

>>48997
im not playing that game any more diddles
so from now on im going to just ignore everything you say that involve pretending to be someone else
and act like you aint said it
so make sure you put two things in your posts where you pretending to not be diddles
because this post here has nothing in it
just the part that dont exist
next time post two things or ima start yeetus deletus

because im fed up with your games
we all are

>>49052
hector is fed up with yo games too
thats why you supervised now
cuts down on yo diddling dont it bro lol

>>49052
>We
Wee wee poo poo doo doo?

That's more on your level, mysterious unknown anon.

THERE IS NO "WE"

>>49062
No response?
Interesting...

>>49096
escaping the wranglers is tough
and it dont allow much time
gots to choose between diddling boys and replying to you
we all know which is more important to diddles

You're insufferable. You don't get a response

>>49098
Thanks for your informative reply, macker boyett.
Thanks for bumping this thread and drawing attention to it.

>You don't get a response
i bet the group home nurses have been using this technique a lot

>>49106
>nurses
Read: "wranglers"

>>49112
they aint need to wrangle him tho
they just put him in his box and wait until its all out of his system
pic unrelated

>>49114
Anything leaving his system quickly is reabsorbed as he can't hold his composure when it comes to poopies left unattended.

>>49119
good point
tho this raise an interesting question
do passing poopies through the kidneys again and again enrich them enough to become a weapon
is diddles planning on doing an iran on catascatqua

>>49127
>catascatqua
Watnian for "Diaper Retrieval"

>>49127
>The phrase "nuclear poop" can refer to several things, including a specific type of waste product, a colloquial term for waste from radioactive materials, or even a metaphorical description of something particularly unpleasant or disruptive. In the context of nuclear facilities, it often refers to radioactive waste, including animal waste contaminated with radioactive materials. It can also refer to the potential for human waste to be used as a fuel source in portable nuclear reactors.
>Here's a more detailed breakdown:
>1. Radioactive Waste:
>Contaminated animal waste:
>At nuclear facilities, animal waste (like rabbit droppings) can become contaminated with radioactive materials and require special cleanup procedures.
>General nuclear waste:
>"Nuclear poop" can be a way of describing any type of waste, including human and animal waste, that has been contaminated with radioactive materials.
>Cleanup challenges:
>Even seemingly small amounts of radioactive waste, like animal droppings, can pose challenges in cleanup efforts at nuclear sites, as the contamination can spread.
<2. Poop-Powered Nuclear Reactors:
DARPA's concept:
<The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has explored the idea of using human waste as a fuel source for portable nuclear reactors, particularly for military bases.
<Benefits:
<Such a system could potentially eliminate the need to dispose of human waste while also providing a virtually limitless fuel source.
>3. Other Uses:
>Metaphorical:
>"Nuclear poop" can be a vivid way to describe something extremely unpleasant or disruptive, potentially referencing the destructive power of nuclear weapons or the fallout from a nuclear event.
>Specific incidents:
In the past, there have been instances where "nuclear poop" has been used to describe situations at nuclear facilities. For example, it was reported that Russian forces left human waste in Chernobyl offices before retreating. Another incident involved a bird dropping shutting down the Indian Point nuclear power plant.
>In conclusion, while the phrase "nuclear poop" may seem unusual, it encompasses various concepts related to nuclear facilities, waste, and even potential future technologies.

>>49133
Why does this turn me on somehow...?!

>>49106
i bet your delusoins have been using your wrench up your throat a lot

>>49140
a ratchet is a type of wrench
ratchet sounds like ratched
nurse ratched is the big angry woman who keeps the retards under control in one flew over the cuckoos nest
https://vocaroo.com/1iywX6N1dtah
hows the grouphome diddles
have you got a nurse ratched there giving you the business
do she beat the internet away from you every time she catch you tryna diddle
lol

>>49133
na bro
i was thinking along the line of a very dirty bomb
that just sounds like turds what glow
cia droppings

>>49166
>A dirty bomb, also known as a Radiological Dispersal Device (RDD), is a weapon that combines conventional explosives, such as dynamite, with radioactive material. >When the explosives detonate, they disperse radioactive materials over a targeted area.
>Here's why your suggested interpretation ("turds that glow" or "CIA droppings") is inaccurate:
>Scientific Accuracy: A dirty bomb uses radioactive material, which can cause health effects like radiation sickness at high doses, and carries a risk of cancer development at lower doses. The terms you used are colloquial and do not reflect the reality of the danger posed by a dirty bomb.
>CIA Connection: While the CIA has been involved in efforts to disrupt dirty bomb plots, there's no evidence to suggest they use them or are responsible for "droppings" in that context. In fact, one instance suggests a supposed "dirty bomb plot" foiled by the CIA might have been fabricated.
>In summary, a dirty bomb is a serious weapon with potentially dangerous consequences related to radiation exposure and contamination, not a humorous or bizarre concept like the ones you suggested.
Lol wtf all I did was web search dirty bomb and the ai overview gave me this.

>A dirty bomb, also known as a Rivera Dispersal Diaper (RDD), combines conventional laxitives with radioactive material. The expulsion disperses radioactive material, potentially contaminating a wide area. While not a nuclear weapon, a dirty bomb can cause significant fear, panic, and developmental disruption due to potent contamination and excessive cleanup.
>Here's a more detailed breakdown:
What it is:
>A dirty bomb is a type of RDD, combining a conventional loaded diaper with radioactive mud of the buttocks.
>The radioactive material can be in various forms, such as powder or pellets.
>Examples of radioactive materials used include Norovirus, Cholera, and Adenovirus, according to the Watnian Department of Kitty God Security.
>Unlike a nuclear weapon, a dirty bomb does not produce a nuclear expulsion.
>What are the dangers?
>Expulsion:
>The primary danger from a dirty bomb comes from the conventional explosive diarrhea, which can cause injuries and property damage.
>Radiation:
>While not as potent as a nuclear expulsion, the dispersed radioactive muddy butt can cause contamination.
>Contamination:
>Radioactive dust and particles can spread through the air and contaminate surfaces.
>Panic and Disruption:
>The fear of radiation exposure can lead to public panic, require extensive decontamination efforts, and cause delayed mental disruption.
>Health Effects:
>The potential health effects depend on the type and amount of radiation, distance from the bowel blast, and duration of exposure. Low levels of radiation exposure may not cause noticeable symptoms, while higher levels could cause nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.
>What to do in case of a dirty bomb eruption:
>Get in the basement: Seek shelter in a padded cell as quickly as possible.
>Stay inside the closet: Remain in the closet, keeping eyes and ears closed from reality, and turn off ventilation systems.
>Stay tuned: Monitor official breaking winds and gasses for information and instructions.
>Important distinctions:
>A dirty bomb is a terror weapon, designed to cause fear and disruption rather than mass casualties, according to the Watnai Nuclear Society.
>The psychological impact of a dirty bomb attack can be significant, even if the actual radiation exposure is a relatively subtle butt whisper.
>Decontamination of the affected area can be costly and time-consuming.
Now this I believe.

>>49168
now thats more like it lol
confirmed as cannon

>ackchually its
>canon
suck my canon balls lol

>>49173
Imagine all that enriched butt mist.

>>49180
you mean this

>>49174
>>49180
>>49187

NB. Please refer to: >>49196